喝綠茶的工具人男友 - 成人話題討論

By Caroline
at 2015-01-28T23:20

Table of Contents

小弟最近看到許多版友分享遭遇...
真的是心有戚戚焉阿...

話說小弟不高也不是說很帥
但是憑藉著當時我是助教身份
把到了一個有在兼職SG的學妹...

怎麼把呢當然是幫忙作業摟!！
追了兩年左右其中大約50%作業都由我包辦...

交往當中更是把她當寶
要求從不拒絕
除了作業依然很多，更包括了很多她想要的東西...
吃飯也是我買單，可以說她沒有出過一毛錢。

感情一直還可以過了差不多半年...
發現她跟我吃飯常常很急著吃完要走....也開始打扮

後來藉由某次吃飯她早走跟蹤她
發現有個男人來接她

調查一下發現是同學校大一新生
當然後來就吵架了，她說是她帶迎新認識的，就只是學弟....

最後雖然和好但是常常還是發現特地打扮常常跟學弟出去

直到有一天她說她接到南部工作，要我幫她定高鐵2張票!

沒錯是兩張！說是要跟爸爸去因為可以順便旅遊...

雖然有想一下但也沒想太多就買定給她了

出發當天下午有line一張工作照給我但是後來一整天毫無音訊

小弟越想越怪，就大概看一下發現學弟也不在台北

於是小弟做了一個決定，透過跟學弟共同好友看了他FB

發現學弟一兩個小時前po了一張照片是裸上半身圍浴巾"下體勃起頂起浴巾"的照片...

標題是我是大雞雞！
但是小弟馬上抓到了亮點...

照片不是自拍而是有人幫忙拍的！
而且打卡地點在高雄的Hotel!

沒錯！！高雄！！
Hotel！！大雞雞！！

於是乎小弟立刻驅車往高雄那間Hotel出發...

中途打了好幾通電話都是響到底...

直到我到樓下...我傳了" 我在高雄XX旅館了"

她馬上回我了...說了一下後約好樓下見她一下來臭臉直接罵我變態、可怕怎麼知道她在
這家旅館...說我不尊重她...之類的

一路狂罵到在她跟她爸聊天一直打給她是不是有病

聽到這句話我默默拿出手機打了她家裡電話...開了擴音是他爸接的...

她愣住...我在用手機給她看照片然後說幾號房我上去看一下

她整個啞口無言，我吼一句婊子就轉頭離開了....

回台北途中她好像突然驚醒的開始狂傳line...罵我思想龌龊...就算住一間又怎樣勃起又
怎樣，朋友睡一起沒怎樣...還叫我要道歉難得假期我亂鬧...

看完我默默把她加入封鎖名單了....

最後補充：過不久剛好開著我筆電上很久沒去的yahoo要看新聞，發現她信箱沒登出...

看到網路訂購的回函...房間是她定的欸！雙人床喔還不是兩張單人床...

現在想一想X還好房間我沒出錢哈哈

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All Comments

By Bennie
at 2015-01-31T03:52

那所以你有督到嗎？

By Carol
at 2015-02-02T08:23

淦綠到我哭了

By Kama
at 2015-02-04T12:55

SG的不易外

By Emily
at 2015-02-06T17:27

結果你有吃到嗎

By Jake
at 2015-02-08T21:58

沒什麼好回憶的你可以滾了

By Bennie
at 2015-02-11T02:30

人正真好

By Megan
at 2015-02-13T07:02

算了啦認清一個婊子，加油

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-15T11:33

應該幫她宣傳一下……“工作照”？

By Hedy
at 2015-02-17T16:05

婊子

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-02-19T20:37

整篇沒西思點內容也無趣

By Liam
at 2015-02-22T01:08

聯絡方式給我我幫你搞死她

By Carol
at 2015-02-24T05:40

拍拍…還好有醒了

By Freda
at 2015-02-26T10:12

綠到發黑幫學弟養炮友

By Mia
at 2015-02-28T14:43

拍拍還好登出了

By Wallis
at 2015-03-02T19:15

你還跑去高雄抓猴也真閒

By Lauren
at 2015-03-04T23:47

拍拍

By Thomas
at 2015-03-07T04:18

太可憐了吧....

By Wallis
at 2015-03-09T08:50

你養她這樣行為是標準馬子狗吧

By Doris
at 2015-03-11T13:22

拍拍

By Harry
at 2015-03-13T17:53

還出錢送她跟客兄做高鐵打砲

By Lily
at 2015-03-15T22:25

拍慘了

By Thomas
at 2015-03-18T02:57

臭婊子一枚..

By Gary
at 2015-03-20T07:28

文章浮誇，略嫌作做。加油喔！

By Kelly
at 2015-03-22T12:00

很綠!!工具人果然都很慘

By Jessica
at 2015-03-24T16:32

吸私點是…學弟的大雞雞？

By Franklin
at 2015-03-26T21:03

那位sg啊提示呢?

By Harry
at 2015-03-29T01:35

超級

By Rae
at 2015-03-31T06:07

重點就是你雞雞小？

By Kristin
at 2015-04-02T10:38

頭頂好綠，發芽拉

By Linda
at 2015-04-04T15:10

多加點油好嗎

By Eden
at 2015-04-06T19:42

淡淡地哀傷....

By Bennie
at 2015-04-09T00:13

恭喜解套

By Yuri
at 2015-04-11T04:45

恭喜你提早發現，千萬別捨不得誰知道哪天會不會傳染給你

By Jake
at 2015-04-13T09:17

學弟一定很帥！！！！！！ fb po這樣超智障的小屁孩

By Queena
at 2015-04-15T13:48

fb這樣po是智障嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-04-17T18:20

所以交往中有幹到嗎?有就值得拉XD

By Christine
at 2015-04-19T22:52

屁孩.....

By Andrew
at 2015-04-22T03:23

拍拍學弟也夠屁孩的 PO FB腦袋有問題嗎= =?

By Olga
at 2015-04-24T07:55

拍拍

By Kama
at 2015-04-26T12:27

綠到不行

By Rae
at 2015-04-28T16:58

我只能說一個願打一個願挨一切都是原PO自願

By Olive
at 2015-04-30T21:30

但我還是把你推回來

By Annie
at 2015-05-03T02:02

雖然綠綠der值得同情，可是沒西斯點...

By Regina
at 2015-05-05T06:33

重點是有督到嗎

By Lauren
at 2015-05-07T11:05

都這麼綠了不要逼他

By Robert
at 2015-05-09T15:37

拍拍，可以分享她的Fb嗎幫你報仇

By Kumar
at 2015-05-11T20:08

SG 九成都是綠茶婊

By Lauren
at 2015-05-14T00:40

雖然很可憐但是文字敘述的部分有點看不懂拍拍

By Damian
at 2015-05-16T05:12

SG 一點都不意外，幸好原po你跟我一樣都脫離苦海了Q_Q

By Madame
at 2015-05-18T09:43

就一句婊子結束這回合....虧翻了吧

By Ursula
at 2015-05-20T14:15

嗚嗚綠綠

By Iris
at 2015-05-22T18:47

Sg是啥啊

By Lucy
at 2015-05-24T23:18

婊子不足以形容怒噓錶狗

By Bethany
at 2015-05-27T03:50

好慘

By Sarah
at 2015-05-29T08:22

加油！看清最重要。she=show girl

By Ophelia
at 2015-05-31T12:53

誒這什麼地方鬼島誒自求多福吧

By Puput
at 2015-06-02T17:25

更正不是she 是sg=show girl 剛剛被自動輸入改成she

By Caitlin
at 2015-06-04T21:57

andy0704: Sg是啥啊 SG:Show Girl

By Necoo
at 2015-06-07T02:28

淚推

By Hardy
at 2015-06-09T07:00

綠到發黑... 佩服

By Heather
at 2015-06-11T11:32

幸好你分了

By Eden
at 2015-06-13T16:03

SG =so green

By Jessica
at 2015-06-15T20:35

臭婊子

By Leila
at 2015-06-18T01:07

綠到我想哭了

By Ophelia
at 2015-06-20T05:38

可憐給推

By Belly
at 2015-06-22T10:10

綠到給推...

By Zenobia
at 2015-06-24T14:42

我哭了

By Una
at 2015-06-26T19:13

臭婊子

By Xanthe
at 2015-06-28T23:45

拍

By Lucy
at 2015-07-01T04:17

沒西斯點

By Daniel
at 2015-07-03T08:48

很難看懂…幫我劃線好嗎？

By Ursula
at 2015-07-05T13:20

拍拍

By Frederic
at 2015-07-07T17:52

拍拍

By Jack
at 2015-07-09T22:23

拍拍

By Charlie
at 2015-07-12T02:55

拍拍

By Agatha
at 2015-07-14T07:27

靠你寫作業的呢，過了就算啦，是說當sg男友布是都sg女
友一個換過一個嗎，，還有心的話建議點攝吟技能。

By Selena
at 2015-07-16T11:58

沒有嘟她真可惜，應該要嘟到她壞掉XD

By Robert
at 2015-07-18T16:30

拍拍臭婊子

By Hedda
at 2015-07-20T21:02

拍拍臭海灘

By Tracy
at 2015-07-23T01:33

還以為是黑特版

By Wallis
at 2015-07-25T06:05

傻了他爸也要去他還叫你幫他買高鐵票? 你有腦嗎

By Robert
at 2015-07-27T10:37

公佈那個表豪？

By Kelly
at 2015-07-29T15:08

文筆…

By Tracy
at 2015-07-31T19:40

婊子在婊的時候都會堅持自己是對的

By Franklin
at 2015-08-03T00:12

而且奇怪的是婊子還可以在fb討拍說是一種奇觀也不為過

By Belly
at 2015-08-05T04:43

拍拍

By Gary
at 2015-08-07T09:15

原po是工具人路線起手最後會這樣也是理所當然只是
女生也是夠X

By Jake
at 2015-08-09T13:47

50%作業都你包辦還包她吃老實說你這一副就被她吃定的fu
那段時間就有被劈腿的話我也不意外

By Franklin
at 2015-08-11T18:18

拍拍…

By Robert
at 2015-08-13T22:50

綠到爆耶....

By Harry
at 2015-08-16T03:22

太豪洨了....

By Yuri
at 2015-08-18T07:53

Greeeeeeen

By Ursula
at 2015-08-20T12:25

看完只覺得不帥真的很難交正妹女友

By Zenobia
at 2015-08-22T16:57

帥的話就算弱智女生也愛在臉書寫我是大雞雞有多智障?

By Jack
at 2015-08-24T21:28

真的覺得你好丟臉…當工具人當成這樣

By Gary
at 2015-08-27T02:00

有吃過就好拍拍…

By Dora
at 2015-08-29T06:32

伸SG圖

By Puput
at 2015-08-31T11:03

拍拍拍

By Linda
at 2015-09-02T15:35

拍拍~~~ 不過不要把SG污名化~ 很多SG是很OK的

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-04T20:07

拍拍真的蠻慘的

By Olive
at 2015-09-07T00:38

拍拍還好看清了

By Hedda
at 2015-09-09T05:10

☁☁

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-11T09:42

拍

By Kumar
at 2015-09-13T14:13

悲慘推!!!

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-15T18:45

這女的X 爆了

By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-17T23:17

辛苦了這種的我也遇過還是空姐

By George
at 2015-09-20T03:48

一定不帥

By Donna
at 2015-09-22T08:20

綠綠的

By Oscar
at 2015-09-24T12:52

辛苦了~ 拍拍~ 下一個會更好~

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-26T17:23

st= so green

By Ida
at 2015-09-28T21:55

沒西斯給噓好了

By Cara
at 2015-10-01T02:27

拍拍

By Andy
at 2015-10-03T06:58

哪間學校的助教邏輯這麼差?(戰)

By Kristin
at 2015-10-05T11:30

有沒有杜到才是重點

By Ida
at 2015-10-07T16:02

幻想文

By Cara
at 2015-10-09T20:33

覺得豪洨!!

By Puput
at 2015-10-12T01:05

自己愛倒貼正妹到底是在悲憤什麼?

By Doris
at 2015-10-14T05:37

拍拍

By Yedda
at 2015-10-16T10:08

拍拍

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-18T14:40

婊子你還能期望牠怎樣

By Connor
at 2015-10-20T19:12

未來請他自求多福吧~還包他功課哩!隨意他囉~

By Mary
at 2015-10-22T23:43

耖死婊子

By Bennie
at 2015-10-25T04:15

好綠，用推文的綠色回你

By Dora
at 2015-10-27T08:47

不要越級打怪

By Tom
at 2015-10-29T13:18

超綠的，還要你出高鐵錢～～拍拍

By Irma
at 2015-10-31T17:50

綠到爆，就當作花錢嫖SG吧

By Victoria
at 2015-11-02T22:22

綠光戰警是你？

By Irma
at 2015-11-05T02:53

好綠 !!!! 來幫推一下

By Catherine
at 2015-11-07T07:25

噓不下去

By Steve
at 2015-11-09T11:57

求sg粉專啦

By Selena
at 2015-11-11T16:28

應該幫她宣傳一下……“工作照”

By Michael
at 2015-11-13T21:00

拍拍

By Blanche
at 2015-11-16T01:32

好綠

By Kelly
at 2015-11-18T06:03

學弟會上西斯發一篇偷吃別人女友順便附圖給大家爽嗎

By Brianna
at 2015-11-20T10:35

所以你有沒有督到? 有督到就當買春吧

By Valerie
at 2015-11-22T15:07

左轉bg，謝謝。

By Delia
at 2015-11-24T19:38

怎沒圖

By Adele
at 2015-11-27T00:10

幹婊子，吃人夠夠

By Ursula
at 2015-11-29T04:42

慘

By Jacob
at 2015-12-01T09:13

賤婊子

By Jacob
at 2015-12-03T13:45

拍拍

By Valerie
at 2015-12-05T18:17

拍拍

By Queena
at 2015-12-07T22:48

臭婊子

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-10T03:20

拍拍，把她當婊你會發現另一片天堂

By Susan
at 2015-12-12T07:52

必取

By Hardy
at 2015-12-14T12:23

西斯點啦

By Queena
at 2015-12-16T16:55

比取就是欠叉

By Una
at 2015-12-18T21:27

跪求SG 粉專啦~

By Isabella
at 2015-12-21T01:58

唉拍拍

By Emily
at 2015-12-23T06:30

可悲到想噓

By Oliver
at 2015-12-25T11:02

幹西斯點勒

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-27T15:33

想拍拍你但女的ㄧ開始這樣表現你都吃得下

By Jake
at 2015-12-29T20:05

幹這一定要拍的阿西斯點一點都不重要有哭點就夠了

By Zanna
at 2016-01-01T00:37

拍拍

By Olivia
at 2016-01-03T05:08

幹綠到靠杯只能幫你推推我是大雞雞到底多白癡XDDDD
兄弟加油啊別被婊子耽誤人生!!

By Donna
at 2016-01-05T09:40

拍拍，破麻真是不少

By Frederic
at 2016-01-07T14:12

拍拍y

By Jack
at 2016-01-09T18:43

好慘

By Selena
at 2016-01-11T23:15

從頭到尾就是工具人吧自以為是男友呵呵也沒西斯點還爆

By Frederic
at 2016-01-14T03:47

別傷心

By Edith
at 2016-01-16T08:18

工具人，自己錢買不到還被跑掉上來討拍ㄛ

By Zanna
at 2016-01-18T12:50

純噓那些說有上到就不吃虧的。。。

By Sandy
at 2016-01-20T17:22

花錢養還吃不到拍拍

By Rae
at 2016-01-22T21:53

你想sg想瘋了嗎？

By Dinah
at 2016-01-25T02:25

豁達推

By Doris
at 2016-01-27T06:57

虛醒你

By Thomas
at 2016-01-29T11:28

雖然很綠但是沒西斯點失敗

By Isla
at 2016-01-31T16:00

理性給推拍拍

By Xanthe
at 2016-02-02T20:32

臭婊子

By Rachel
at 2016-02-05T01:03

臭婊子賤貨

By Elizabeth
at 2016-02-07T05:35

乾別哭還有我們鄉民挺你!!!!!!!!

By Caroline
at 2016-02-09T10:07

賤鮑

By Lily
at 2016-02-11T14:38

SG圖呢？站內信看看

By Mary
at 2016-02-13T19:10

拍拍

By Zenobia
at 2016-02-15T23:42

哭哭

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-18T04:13

超綠

By Belly
at 2016-02-20T08:45

拍拍，婊子就是有神邏輯

By Ursula
at 2016-02-22T13:17

綠爆拍拍

By Queena
at 2016-02-24T17:48

工具人哭哭!

By Joe
at 2016-02-26T22:20

拍拍

By Ivy
at 2016-02-29T02:52

機車

By Charlie
at 2016-03-02T07:23

很悲傷的故事

By Rachel
at 2016-03-04T11:55

靠好慘工具人+提款機

By Poppy
at 2016-03-06T16:27

墨綠拍拍

By Daniel
at 2016-03-08T20:58

臭婊子破雞掰

By Blanche
at 2016-03-11T01:30

只能給你拍拍。不平等的關係很危險...

By Irma
at 2016-03-13T06:02

滿悲哀的

By Michael
at 2016-03-15T10:33

SG圖呢給大家觀賞一下

By Bennie
at 2016-03-17T15:05

臭表

By Regina
at 2016-03-19T19:37

辛苦了...

By Bennie
at 2016-03-22T00:08

你有幹到嗎？

By Yuri
at 2016-03-24T04:40

應該有幹到啦，如果沒有一定會提到。

By Emma
at 2016-03-26T09:12

拍拍

By Zanna
at 2016-03-28T13:43

拍拍幫你消綠光

By Carol
at 2016-03-30T18:15

拍

By Mia
at 2016-04-01T22:47

工具到連西斯點都沒有...

By Tom
at 2016-04-04T03:18

幹你媽臭婊子肏

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-06T07:50

Green light~

By Yuri
at 2016-04-08T12:22

比去買魚還不值

By Zanna
at 2016-04-10T16:53

臭破嘛幹幹就算了

By Iris
at 2016-04-12T21:25

拍拍

By Tracy
at 2016-04-15T01:57

不會是119的吧ㄏㄏ

By Connor
at 2016-04-17T06:28

應該就是沒幹到才沒講

By Necoo
at 2016-04-19T11:00

噓利用人的女人

By Olivia
at 2016-04-21T15:32

婊子拿人許多，以後將會百倍奉還，時候未到罷了

By Iris
at 2016-04-23T20:03

學弟大GG

By Delia
at 2016-04-26T00:35

拍拍

By Kristin
at 2016-04-28T05:07

婊子。給原PO拍拍ˊˋ

By Ivy
at 2016-04-30T09:38

拍拍超婊下ㄧ個會更好

By Puput
at 2016-05-02T14:10

哭哭

By Olivia
at 2016-05-04T18:42

給原PO 拍拍，下一個會更好~

By Enid
at 2016-05-06T23:13

拍拍

By Olga
at 2016-05-09T03:45

有夠慘拍拍

By Olga
at 2016-05-11T08:17

活該阿笑死你

By Selena
at 2016-05-13T12:48

可悲

By Thomas
at 2016-05-15T17:20

拍拍

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-17T21:52

認清事實是福氣

By Lauren
at 2016-05-20T02:23

可憐

By Kelly
at 2016-05-22T06:55

悲情

By Callum
at 2016-05-24T11:27

摳連

By Steve
at 2016-05-26T15:58

看到大機機不小心笑了…

By Franklin
at 2016-05-28T20:30

臭婊子

By Elma
at 2016-05-31T01:02

超級綠

By Donna
at 2016-06-02T05:33

還好你看清了

By Rachel
at 2016-06-04T10:05

養出公主怪自己啊怪誰

By Edith
at 2016-06-06T14:37

這種bitch隨他去

By Noah
at 2016-06-08T19:08

太慘了

By Audriana
at 2016-06-10T23:40

sg soda green!??

By Yedda
at 2016-06-13T04:12

這種個性你也要只看臉也怪不得別人了

By Dinah
at 2016-06-15T08:43

死後
sg 阿所以勒？

By Xanthe
at 2016-06-17T13:15

這個有點扯

By Hazel
at 2016-06-19T17:47

宇宙神婊

By Quanna
at 2016-06-21T22:18

拍拍

By Jake
at 2016-06-24T02:50

比克

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-26T07:22

不忍噓
這種婊子就是要幹爆！！

By Jacob
at 2016-06-28T11:53

偷情聖地？！

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