啪完她後,她走路怪怪 - 成人話題討論

Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-04-24T20:47

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※ 引述《johnny9667 (傻花(* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"`'*)》之銘言:
: 我剛%完妹子,看她走路怪怪的,問她怎麼怎麼了,她說:「還不是你害的」。
: 請問我要怎麼做才可以讓她比較好一點。
: (只記得在做愛的時候她說你頂好深喔)




「都是你,讓我的世界為你而缺氧。」



性愛過程中,請注意伴侶之身體狀況,切勿樂極生悲,造成一生遺憾

做愛有數,性命要顧。






「給我...,把你的大肉棒給我,啊...啊...對,就是這樣...」

「深一點...用力...幹死我...啊......。」


「妳這小騷貨真的很欠幹,好老衲就讓妳知道降魔杵的威力,杵的妳雙腿合不起來」

「(啪啪啪啪啪啪)...」



「這樣爽不爽...啊...好緊......。」

「對......對就是這樣,幹我...用力......嗚...(?)」






「啵。」


那一聲不屬於淫叫的低悶聲,讓我放輕了向她體內抽插的力道

像是洩了氣的氣球,一直聽見那嘶嘶的聲音,像是來自體內深處,還是何處?




「呃......呃~~~~~~」


只見女伴的雙手在我面前揮舞,像是想抓些什麼東西一般

接著,她那深邃的眼眸倏忽上吊,眼白略紅,口中漸漸吐出了暗色的泡沫



見這情景,我只得急忙拔出還插在她陰道內的陽具,慌張的叫了救護車。



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「唔,肺穿孔。」


急診室的值班醫師看著X光片,再看看病床上插管,蓋著棉被一絲不掛的女人

竟然噗嗤的一聲啞然失笑,這情景讓我看得很不爽,真的很美送餒。




「好歹也說是怎麼了咩,就顧著笑,乾。」


我心想,沒有說出口。





「醫生,到底是怎麼樣了啦,我很緊張欸。」


「你們是怎麼玩的,也太激烈了,呵呵~

 因為性行為導致肺穿孔,我還是頭一次見到,噗。」 醫生說。



一邊講還一邊笑,真讓我難為情,同時也惱火至極

乾,我又不是故意的。










也許,這就是所謂的頂到肺吧?

出院之後的她,走路時也總是一跛一跛,上氣不接下氣的模樣。





「還...還不都是...你害的......乾。」



講話都快斷氣了,還是硬要譙我一句也爽,真是讓我百思不得其解

總之,又要好一陣子不能做愛了,日日夜夜打手槍,一輩子撿角。
















愛的越深,頂的越深,傷的也越深,上床請參閱做愛說明書

流浪說書人,關心您的房事性福。


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Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-04-27T06:57
肺穿孔XD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-04-29T17:06
說書人最近改變了說書風格xD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-05-02T03:16
一山還有一山高
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-05-04T13:25
頂你個肺
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-05-06T23:35
太靠北了 XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-05-09T09:45
澇過大濕
John avatar
By John
at 2016-05-11T19:54
有梗推XDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-05-12T03:42
看你把事情搞得肺肺癢癢
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-05-14T13:52
頂到廢
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-05-17T00:01
推 trash878878: 頂到廢 這樣嗎?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-05-19T10:11
推~頂到癈XD~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-05-21T20:20
推還不都是你害的XDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-24T06:30
肺文一篇
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-26T16:39
靠 這甚麼超展開XDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2016-05-29T02:49
超肺XDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-05-31T12:59
夠肺
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-06-02T23:08
肺得到位 推
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-06-05T09:18
感覺很痛
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-06-07T19:27
肺到不行
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-06-10T05:37
頂到肺啦
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-06-12T15:46
肺到笑xDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-06-15T01:56
好痛
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-06-17T12:05
有夠虎XDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-06-19T22:15
超好笑XDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-06-22T08:25
只能推了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-06-24T18:34
太好笑了再推個
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-06-27T04:44
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-06-29T14:53
超級好笑 不推不行
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-07-02T01:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-07-04T11:12
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-07-06T21:22
靠盃哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-07-09T07:32
哈哈哈哈笑翻了XDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-07-11T17:41
我認真了0///0
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-07-14T03:51
神好笑
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-07-16T14:00
肺成這樣是可以的嗎XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-07-19T00:10
師父你不要亂誤導人啦!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-21T10:19
頂你個肺
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-23T20:29
很有畫面給個推
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-07-26T06:39
頂你個肺XDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-07-28T16:48
推~~~~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-07-31T02:58
頂到肺穿孔,也真是廢到不行惹~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-08-02T13:07
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-08-04T23:17
有肺有推。
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-08-07T09:26
從上頂還從下頂?沒交代清楚……
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-08-09T19:36
哈哈哈哈哈
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-08-12T05:46
吐泡沫為什麼我想到螃蟹哈哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-08-14T15:55
......扯一個
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-17T02:05
超好笑XDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-08-19T12:14
頂你個肺
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-08-21T22:24
頂到肺啦XDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-08-24T08:33
太虎了吧
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-08-26T18:43
啵!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-08-29T04:52
啵!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-08-31T15:02
啵噗噗
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-03T01:12
真的會有啵一聲嗎?
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-09-05T11:21
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-09-07T21:31
好煩喔xDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-09-10T07:40
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-09-12T17:50
XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-09-15T03:59
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-09-17T14:09
有笑有推
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-09-20T00:19
晚安推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-09-22T10:28
哈哈哈哈
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-09-24T20:38
肺道有剩
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-27T06:47
有肺有推
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-09-29T16:57
樓上你應該是沒有推到
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-10-02T03:06
肺到笑
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-10-04T13:16
頂到肺XDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-10-06T23:26
肺到笑XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-10-09T09:35
yo哥 推
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-10-11T19:45
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-10-14T05:54
有肺有笑哈哈哈
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-10-16T16:04
有夠肺
David avatar
By David
at 2016-10-19T02:13
肺穿孔之前,不是應該腸穿孔和胃穿孔嗎?
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-10-21T12:23
肺到笑
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-10-23T22:33
XDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-10-26T08:42
太肺了XD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-10-28T18:52
太肺了這篇
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-10-31T05:01
超好笑XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-11-02T15:11
有夠肺
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-05T01:20
推頂到肺
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-11-07T11:30
肺到笑了XDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-11-09T21:39
肺文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-11-12T07:49
可惜了好肺啊
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-11-14T17:59
哈哈哈哈 頂妳個肺
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-11-17T04:08
幹真的是頂到肺 笑了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-11-19T14:18
頂到肺哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-11-22T00:27
五告靠北xDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-11-24T10:37
肺到笑
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-11-26T20:46
肺到不行XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-11-29T06:56
超級肺!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-01T17:06
肺到笑
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-12-04T03:15
就你最肺XD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-06T13:25
XD
George avatar
By George
at 2016-12-08T23:34
廢到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-12-11T09:44
肺到笑 87分不能再高了
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-12-13T19:53
87推樓下繼續推 XDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-12-16T06:03
肺宅洗洗睡
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-12-18T16:13
是氣胸吧哈哈
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-12-21T02:22
笑翻了哈哈哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-12-23T12:32
有笑有推,雖然說書人還是勸世文,但風格也差太多了吧
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-12-25T22:41
頂到肺XDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-12-28T08:51
太肺了XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-12-30T19:00
幹肺到笑
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-01-02T05:10
有笑有推
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-01-04T15:20
肺到笑
John avatar
By John
at 2017-01-07T01:29
xD
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-09T11:39
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-01-11T21:48
推阿

啪完她後,她走路怪怪

Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-04-24T18:12
我剛%完妹子,看她走路怪怪的,問她怎麼怎麼了,她說:「還不是你害的」。 請問我要怎麼做才可以讓她比較好一點。 (只記得在做愛的時候她說你頂好深喔) - ...

做愛時會發出什麼聲音嗎~!?

Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-04-24T16:31
和朋友常常聊玩耍的經驗,有一次聽他分享著和姐姐做的經過: 對方是32歲姐姐,我朋友則是27歲,他們倆已經是固定床伴,每個月會見面2~3次,一直 以來床上活動模式都很固定: 看A片=andgt;咬咬=andgt;活塞 但是上次見面姐姐心血來潮賞他個毒龍鑽,他沒試過當然抵擋不住並發出:歐~嘶,歐~嘶 的聲音,當晚 ...

做愛時會發出什麼聲音嗎~!?

Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-04-23T22:25
※ 引述《monwedfri (阿人)》之銘言: : 各位 30cm、Ecup大大晚安 : 這是魯叔今晚上健身房及平日跑步有感 : 不知道大家有沒有遇過運動時鬼吼鬼叫的人 : 當大家跟伴侶做愛時 : 會說什麼嗎 我都這樣叫,請見水管(要開聲音): https://youtu.be/XCIBwI7NXD ...

兩個人的寂寞

Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-04-22T23:57
我尷尬著面對著突來的喜帖 ,只能苦笑,撥出背熟卻有點陌生的號碼, 「喂~,我要結婚了,你......會來嗎 ?」 一樣的嬌聲,卻是難以回答的問題 - 夜深,順手點開ptt,進入總在熱門排行的西施版, 一個一個寂寞的人互相挑逗,卻不允許彼此跨越壁壘一步, 帶著面具,就算是不小心太露骨也安然無恙。 ...

做愛時會發出什麼聲音嗎~!?

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-04-22T23:43
各位 30cm、Ecup大大晚安 這是魯叔今晚上健身房及平日跑步有感 不知道大家有沒有遇過運動時鬼吼鬼叫的人 例如做挺舉 當要挺起那根桿子時 大哥會吼得很大聲 接著舉起來 或者是跑到最後一圈 一路叫到停下來 這時要為問題加上西斯點 當大家跟伴侶做愛時 會說什麼嗎 例如垃圾話之類的 ...