唐朝滅亡我想殉國 - 成人話題討論

By Donna
at 2018-01-17T11:57

Table of Contents

剛剛

就在剛剛

趁著家裡人都出去

我掏出了珍藏已久的R小姐

倒進附贈的潤滑液

打開惹最兇猛的片把耳機音量調到最高

就這樣在床上與R小姐開打安史之亂

抱著枕頭下體同時壓著R小姐

公狗腰以1.5Hz的頻率前後振動

九淺一深反覆品味著她濕潤緊緻的觸感

就在龜頭三花聚頂之時

啊嘶一股暖流由股間竄入腦門

我的小老弟就這樣對R小姐傾訴了整整14天的苦悶

孤獨的老二不再寂寥一吞一吐之間惆悵消失了蹤影

但年輕人終究是年輕人

僅僅一戰雖可解愁卻不足以忘憂

安史緊接著當然就是黃巢

我翻身坐起強者唯有一戰

怎知

幹你娘朱溫謀反啦

我媽他媽的就站在門邊看著我

而我的老二就插著R小姐正面對著她

我以為大家都出門了

真的我還遠遠看著他們整條人走過馬路

照理來說去爬山應該要五六個小時吧？

"妳怎麼沒敲門？"

"敲了沒反應還以為你發生什麼事就直接進來了"

"妳們不是去爬山？"

"你先把弟弟收起來"

"好...."

因為老二瞬間被嚇軟當時已然變成毛毛蟲

啵的一聲從R小姐體內退出

還牽著絲

還牽著絲

還牽著絲

幹當下差點就直接用R20切腹

只是想想切下去應該還是會牽絲所以算了

"我忘了拿手機回來拿一下"

"嗯....."

"東西拿來我先洗一洗你把褲子穿好瓶瓶罐罐收一收"

"好......."

確實潤滑液和R20的包裝四散一地

收一下也是合情合理

"等一下拿去陽臺晾在我們回來前收起來"

"好......."

我媽很厲害三分鐘內整個R20洗得乾乾淨淨

還很專業的把內面翻出來用洗衣夾夾住晾起來

接著拿了手機就出門了

現在我在陽臺看著它隨風晃來晃去

..........

我覺得我的人生已經完了

今天隨行的有我奶奶姑姑姑丈

全部都是社區八卦大聲公

有沒有可以保全名聲安全渡過這次危機的方法

前5個認真的解法每人200p

拜託救我

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Olga
at 2018-01-21T15:34

媽媽幫你洗R20？！

By Oliver
at 2018-01-25T19:10

抱歉我笑了

By Xanthe
at 2018-01-29T22:47

小弟我無知，請問為何是唐朝而不是其他朝代？

By Megan
at 2018-02-03T02:23

擺一副我就R20愛好者的姿態混過去啊

By Isla
at 2018-02-07T06:00

搬出去自己住

By Dorothy
at 2018-02-11T09:37

回公司加班過年不要出現過完年他們就不記得了

By Eden
at 2018-02-15T13:13

當作沒這回事呀她沒提就不用主動講

By Hazel
at 2018-02-19T16:50

是我就壞掉惹

By Bethany
at 2018-02-23T20:26

快笑死反正媽媽都幫忙洗R20了不如就以不變應
萬變裝沒這件事吧善意提醒拿回房間晾吧

By Edwina
at 2018-02-28T00:03

母子關係從此決裂

By Edwina
at 2018-03-04T03:39

這時反而要故作鎮定裝作很正常ㄚ

By Rosalind
at 2018-03-08T07:16

你媽很冷靜啊！哈哈哈

By Liam
at 2018-03-12T10:52

出家當和尚從新來過

By Ingrid
at 2018-03-16T14:29

你媽幫你洗XDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2018-03-20T18:05

誰沒有年輕過，害羞什麼...XD

By Valerie
at 2018-03-24T21:42

好像除了當沒這回事以外沒有其他辦法了...如果家裡有人
提起你就說你才體驗一次就剛好被看到?

By Isla
at 2018-03-29T01:18

你媽也是過來人，還好吧，就是自己來加上道具輔助而已

By Sandy
at 2018-04-02T04:55

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2018-04-06T08:31

先看點其他東西不要一直想這件事吧:D

By Hedy
at 2018-04-10T12:08

回來媽媽會跟你說 R20丟掉吧媽媽給你用

By Susan
at 2018-04-14T15:45

哈哈哈哈我笑翻了媽媽：就是這東西害你爸爸他...唉

By Victoria
at 2018-04-18T19:21

嚴重懷疑你爸爸是不是也有，才會那麼專業洗

By Genevieve
at 2018-04-22T22:58

還幫忙洗xD

By Elma
at 2018-04-27T02:34

看到標題差點退下去= =

By Ina
at 2018-05-01T06:11

快笑死

By Mary
at 2018-05-05T09:47

弟弟先收起來哈哈

By Linda
at 2018-05-09T13:24

哈哈哈哈哈哈笑到岔氣

By Elma
at 2018-05-13T17:00

殉國ㄅ

By Hazel
at 2018-05-17T20:37

過幾天就好了拍拍

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-05-22T00:13

說你喜歡男生，你媽就會忘記R20的事了

By John
at 2018-05-26T03:50

我也被我媽撞見，但他直接無視走掉，也從沒提過這件事

By Yuri
at 2018-05-30T07:26

年輕人，父母都是過來人呀

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-06-03T11:03

笑死了太好笑啦

By Doris
at 2018-06-07T14:39

比用手被發現還尷尬XDDDD

By Sandy
at 2018-06-11T18:16

這下猛了！！

By Irma
at 2018-06-15T21:53

不會鎖門哦

By Olivia
at 2018-06-20T01:29

媽媽幫媳婦洗澡真不錯婆媳關係良好

By John
at 2018-06-24T05:06

裝死

By Connor
at 2018-06-28T08:42

媽媽幫洗真的是笑出來

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-07-02T12:19

你媽應該比你更震驚XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-07-06T15:55

為什麼房間沒鎖門

By Connor
at 2018-07-10T19:32

壞掉了直接在家族群組瘋狂傳A片

By John
at 2018-07-14T23:08

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ophelia
at 2018-07-19T02:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑給你100分

By Edith
at 2018-07-23T06:21

母愛真偉大

By Damian
at 2018-07-27T09:58

蠻趣味的..哈哈

By Xanthe
at 2018-07-31T13:34

只能尋找一棵樹上吊自殺了，太后獲得十全你已經走遠
實權

By Robert
at 2018-08-04T17:11

媽，這媳婦單純，身材好，觸感佳，娶進門不錯吧~

By Mason
at 2018-08-08T20:47

這幾天多掛一些奇奇怪怪的東西在陽台上讓鄰居以為你
在賣什麼東西或是整理什麼不要的東西

By Dora
at 2018-08-13T00:24

婆媳關係蠻OK的

By Kristin
at 2018-08-17T04:01

看到我媽他媽還以為是你阿嬤哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2018-08-21T07:37

「我媽他媽」是你外婆嗎？

By Elvira
at 2018-08-25T11:14

三小啦...幫忙洗???

By Enid
at 2018-08-29T14:50

無法想像有人尻槍不鎖門

By Victoria
at 2018-09-02T18:27

穿個R20內褲過一生吧

By Charlie
at 2018-09-06T22:03

哈哈哈，笑死

By Zanna
at 2018-09-11T01:40

你媽幫你洗...？但是還是裝作沒發生吧哈哈哈

By Elma
at 2018-09-15T05:16

跟你媽好好溝通，畢竟食色性也，而且你媽也沒有敲門是他不
對

By David
at 2018-09-19T08:53

我只能幫你QQ了，千萬不要殉國，俗話說留得青山在

By Emily
at 2018-09-23T12:29

不怕沒柴燒!

By Odelette
at 2018-09-27T16:06

不用想太多啦父母基本上也都知道孩子有這樣需求

By Ula
at 2018-10-01T19:42

不相信，拿證據出來

By Joe
at 2018-10-05T23:19

認真回帶個女生回家大家一定馬上轉移注意力

By Necoo
at 2018-10-10T02:55

買個r20郵寄到姑姑家至少可以少兩個人說閒話XD

By Caitlin
at 2018-10-14T06:32

要被載入史冊了恭喜恭喜

By Joseph
at 2018-10-18T10:09

笑死...你媽媽真冷靜

By Gilbert
at 2018-10-22T13:45

趣味性推，謝謝分享，幫拍拍。

By Zenobia
at 2018-10-26T17:22

那個畫面哈哈哈哈哈哈今年最好笑

By Rae
at 2018-10-30T20:58

媽媽好冷靜

By Hedy
at 2018-11-04T00:35

說你打工幫忙測試新商品吧

By Jake
at 2018-11-08T04:11

笑翻還幫你反過來洗...

By Steve
at 2018-11-12T07:48

你以死謝罪吧XD

By Frederic
at 2018-11-16T11:24

笑到噴飯

By Callum
at 2018-11-20T15:01

把他們全部幹掉

By Harry
at 2018-11-24T18:37

媽媽洗得這麼專業一看就不是第一次洗ㄌ

By Dorothy
at 2018-11-28T22:14

笑死

By Candice
at 2018-12-03T01:50

笑到不行XDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2018-12-07T05:27

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-12-11T09:03

說你是同性戀應該能掩蓋之前的事

By Thomas
at 2018-12-15T12:40

瞧令堂如此冷靜和熟練，想必曾經碰過不少次

By Quanna
at 2018-12-19T16:17

不會啦，肉靈芝採回來就是要洗乾淨曬乾啊…是說他們

By Ophelia
at 2018-12-23T19:53

之後會不會要一些會去燉湯我就不知了

By Zenobia
at 2018-12-27T23:30

不錯啊，你媽對你女友挺友善的XDDDDD

By Gary
at 2019-01-01T03:06

太搞笑了

By Bennie
at 2019-01-05T06:43

哈哈哈哈哈

By Andrew
at 2019-01-09T10:19

娶了啦

By Anonymous
at 2019-01-13T13:56

笑死

By Jake
at 2019-01-17T17:32

朱溫謀反xDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2019-01-21T21:09

哈哈哈哈哈你媽媽也太淡定了吧快笑死哈哈哈哈哈

By George
at 2019-01-26T00:45

有笑有淚

By Erin
at 2019-01-30T04:22

跟你媽說你跟R小姐是以結婚為前提交往的不是玩玩而已
她會比較放心～

By Emma
at 2019-02-03T07:58

有媽的孩子像個寶

By Vanessa
at 2019-02-07T11:35

看媽媽的態度可以放心地娶R小姐了

By Heather
at 2019-02-11T15:11

朱溫謀反笑死XDDD

By Edith
at 2019-02-15T18:48

你怎麼來的?你媽比你清楚,當正常就好!

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-02-19T22:25

假裝她是素肚然後冷靜地吃掉

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-02-24T02:01

你媽如果很愛到處亂講那種過年找地方住吧

By Zenobia
at 2019-02-28T05:38

靠杯我快笑死了哈哈哈

By Una
at 2019-03-04T09:14

笑死

By Una
at 2019-03-08T12:51

你來這裡之後轉笨版

By Margaret
at 2019-03-12T16:27

家裡沒人幹嘛還要用耳機

By Zora
at 2019-03-16T20:04

找個女友回去過年就能掩蓋過去的記憶

By Madame
at 2019-03-20T23:40

下次改播甲片

By Liam
at 2019-03-25T03:17

幫Q XDD

By Edwina
at 2019-03-29T06:53

哪支耳機啊我MDR-1R快不行了QQ

By Aaliyah
at 2019-04-02T10:30

過年帶男友回家就可以掩蓋這次出糗

By Dinah
at 2019-04-06T14:06

想到歡迎光臨NHK的劇情

By Faithe
at 2019-04-10T17:43

你就說這是為了讓你媽抱孫子的特訓就好了

By John
at 2019-04-14T21:19

哈哈哈哈笑到肚子痛

By Kristin
at 2019-04-19T00:56

你還是找棵樹上吊，或者是找口井跳了吧！阿彌陀佛

By Ethan
at 2019-04-23T04:33

媽媽幫你洗R20也太扯了吧你還真的拿給她洗...

By Donna
at 2019-04-27T08:09

你是不是姓李

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-05-01T11:46

欸我認識你媽

By Ursula
at 2019-05-05T15:22

笑死了，謝謝讓我上班心情好

By Daniel
at 2019-05-09T18:59

哪一部求番號

By Joe
at 2019-05-13T22:35

你媽一定有錄下來哪天你不孝就死定了

By Rachel
at 2019-05-18T02:12

哈哈，你的人生真的玩完了，大家都有不提，但大家都會知
道…

By Lily
at 2019-05-22T05:48

你媽媽真的幫你洗? 還是他早就知道了...

By Daph Bay
at 2019-05-26T09:25

找個蟲洞跳進去時空旅行

By Victoria
at 2019-05-30T13:01

媽媽過來人

By Blanche
at 2019-06-03T16:38

XDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-07T20:14

搬出去

By Joe
at 2019-06-11T23:51

哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2019-06-16T03:27

原po的人生完了

By Donna
at 2019-06-20T07:04

哈哈牽絲(￣▽￣)ノ

By Tracy
at 2019-06-24T10:41

等等你媽怎麼知道怎麼洗R20

By Hardy
at 2019-06-28T14:17

我的天XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2019-07-02T17:54

男人... 幹08不知道要怎麼安慰你了啦

By Eartha
at 2019-07-06T21:30

抱歉忍不住笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Edith
at 2019-07-11T01:07

趕快買一個送你爸

By Jack
at 2019-07-15T04:43

幹笑死

By Hardy
at 2019-07-19T08:20

哈哈

By Agatha
at 2019-07-23T11:56

不鎖門勇者

By Tom
at 2019-07-27T15:33

富有同情心的我完全可以想像

By Wallis
at 2019-07-31T19:09

媽媽對你真好

By Erin
at 2019-08-04T22:46

還知道翻面晾乾果然是主婦

By Wallis
at 2019-08-09T02:22

要鎖門啊。。。

By Adele
at 2019-08-13T05:59

笑死XD

By Charlie
at 2019-08-17T09:35

今天最好笑哈哈

By Adele
at 2019-08-21T13:12

抱歉原PO，我笑翻惹XDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2019-08-25T16:49

快笑瘋惹

By Eden
at 2019-08-29T20:25

笑死我了 R20被掛在陽台上風乾超爆笑

By Xanthe
at 2019-09-03T00:02

別怕啦鎮定就對了啦

By Andrew
at 2019-09-07T03:38

我真的是會笑死，這是笨版嗎XD

By Olive
at 2019-09-11T07:15

讚

By Damian
at 2019-09-15T10:51

帶男朋友回家這件事就只是件小事被遺忘了

By Hedy
at 2019-09-19T14:28

至少你不是像以前某篇網路文被嚇到對突然開門的老媽顏射

By Faithe
at 2019-09-23T18:04

恭喜達成媽媽幫洗R20成就

By Kristin
at 2019-09-27T21:41

滅口，自殺，移民

By Olga
at 2019-10-02T01:17

我快笑到往生了哈哈哈哈哈

By Madame
at 2019-10-06T04:54

從此用R小姐的時候都有陰影T_T

By Franklin
at 2019-10-10T08:30

三小？用過的R20還讓媽媽幫你洗？WTF？？？

By James
at 2019-10-14T12:07

這時候先下手為強阿，跟媽媽說拜託別讓人知道，開頭
先說媽那個...如果媽媽反應靈敏正常就知道你要說啥

By Tom
at 2019-10-18T15:43

說R20是你爸的，他叫你不能說，之後他們會吵架沒空理你

By Hedy
at 2019-10-22T19:20

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Christine
at 2019-10-26T22:57

嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔

By Kyle
at 2019-10-31T02:33

幫你QQ 從此有陰影

By Ursula
at 2019-11-04T06:10

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hardy
at 2019-11-08T09:46

真d尷尬

By Gilbert
at 2019-11-12T13:23

考慮調職到其它縣市工作如何?

By Valerie
at 2019-11-16T16:59

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2019-11-20T20:36

晚上你爸回來就會笑著對你說：嘿幹美麥哦

By Agnes
at 2019-11-25T00:12

會爆哈哈哈哈哈超好笑

By John
at 2019-11-29T03:49

念在你是一代宗師，你＿＿吧

By Emily
at 2019-12-03T07:25

我不覺得你媽會講啊這麼悲觀？

By Wallis
at 2019-12-07T11:02

媽媽說不定還在用R18

By Heather
at 2019-12-11T14:38

好慘XDDDDD

By Ina
at 2019-12-15T18:15

媽媽可能常幫爸爸洗～很熟練～

By Frederic
at 2019-12-19T21:51

還好只是媽媽，不是所有親戚…會建議把R小姐收好，然後
下次使用的時候一定要鎖門等。其實站在你媽的立場應該也
是嚇傻XDDD甚至也是第一次看到這情形，說不定她也在想
怎麼化解尷尬，男生事後裝傻沒事就會慢慢淡掉啦～

By Jessica
at 2019-12-24T01:28

為什麼你媽幫你洗啦

By Yedda
at 2019-12-28T05:05

乾笑死

By Ivy
at 2020-01-01T08:41

媽媽好會,居然還翻面晾乾!

By Odelette
at 2020-01-05T12:18

之前有人也這樣從此以後只要脖起就會想到老母不然
就是硬不起來

By Yedda
at 2020-01-09T15:54

笑死XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2020-01-13T19:31

你先把弟弟收起來

By Christine
at 2020-01-17T23:07

幹笑死

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-01-22T02:44

哈哈，真的會秒軟...想到之前我哥忽然回來的那次^^"

By Zora
at 2020-01-26T06:20

你先把弟弟收起來。哈哈哈

By Una
at 2020-01-30T09:57

我快笑死ㄌ幹

By Dora
at 2020-02-03T13:33

有笑有推

By Regina
at 2020-02-07T17:10

你先把弟弟收起來

By Liam
at 2020-02-11T20:46

朝聖一下

By Bennie
at 2020-02-16T00:23

為什麼媽媽要幫忙洗？

By Odelette
at 2020-02-20T03:59

你先把弟弟收起來

By Joseph
at 2020-02-24T07:36

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2020-02-28T11:13

你先把弟弟收起來XDD

By Edwina
at 2020-03-03T14:49

笑到暈

By Heather
at 2020-03-07T18:26

把媽媽打一頓丟兩百塊當封口費

By Tracy
at 2020-03-11T22:02

靠北我笑了

By Elizabeth
at 2020-03-16T01:39

拍拍

By Zenobia
at 2020-03-20T05:15

為什麼給媽媽洗XDDD

By Heather
at 2020-03-24T08:52

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Victoria
at 2020-03-28T12:28

https://goo.gl/NcjBP7

By George
at 2020-04-01T16:05

我第一時間想到這個 XD

By Bethany
at 2020-04-05T19:41

害我辦公室笑出來

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-04-09T23:18

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Madame
at 2020-04-14T02:54

想想夏威夷飛彈苦主你會好點

By Andy
at 2020-04-18T06:31

笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈

By James
at 2020-04-22T10:07

媽媽幫洗笑死了

By Yuri
at 2020-04-26T13:44

出櫃（？

By Gilbert
at 2020-04-30T17:21

By Oliver
at 2020-05-04T20:57

笑死

By Olga
at 2020-05-09T00:34

XDD

By Edwina
at 2020-05-13T04:10

笑死

By Oliver
at 2020-05-17T07:47

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈抱歉我笑了

By Olga
at 2020-05-21T11:23

丟臉丟死了......

By Jessica
at 2020-05-25T15:00

慘了，全世界都知道了

By Connor
at 2020-05-29T18:36

有提醒你他們回來前收起來，應該是不會說出來

By Hardy
at 2020-06-02T22:13

啊哈哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2020-06-07T01:49

你有想過R小姐的感受嗎？沒有因為你只想到你自己幫R
小姐QQ

By Enid
at 2020-06-11T05:26

XDDDD

By Jake
at 2020-06-15T09:02

是說這根本美國派的劇情啊

By Rae
at 2020-06-19T12:39

新年會被說你長大了，然後會被問原因。最後幫你QQ

By Agatha
at 2020-06-23T16:15

再會了清純潔白的人生

By Rosalind
at 2020-06-27T19:52

這很適合笨版

By Daniel
at 2020-07-01T23:29

你媽媽對你女朋友還不錯呢

By William
at 2020-07-06T03:05

你看看你

By Heather
at 2020-07-10T06:42

跟所有提起這件事的人說咩修幹某

By Genevieve
at 2020-07-14T10:18

U質

By Ida
at 2020-07-18T13:55

我喜歡一號建議。在羞愧死之前先選擇過勞死。

By Delia
at 2020-07-22T17:31

直接娶R20就合情合理了呀，選我正解

By Blanche
at 2020-07-26T21:08

http://i.imgur.com/UYbzhMP.jpg

By Charlotte
at 2020-07-31T00:44

婆媳關係良好呢

By Jacob
at 2020-08-04T04:21

老媽好冷靜，推個

By Anthony
at 2020-08-08T07:57

媽媽：你先把弟弟收起來哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-08-12T11:34

媽媽計畫通

By Kyle
at 2020-08-16T15:10

媽媽是計畫通

By Belly
at 2020-08-20T18:47

認真回：冷處理就好，時間會慢慢淡忘的

By Zora
at 2020-08-24T22:23

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Liam
at 2020-08-29T02:00

笑死

By Olivia
at 2020-09-02T05:37

就說你朋友都是這樣，你以為很平常，裝鎮定就好哈哈哈

By Bennie
at 2020-09-06T09:13

笑到飆淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2020-09-10T12:50

笑了給推

By Selena
at 2020-09-14T16:26

好貼心的媽媽哈哈哈哈哈

By Jessica
at 2020-09-18T20:03

媽媽好貼心XDDDDD

By Ina
at 2020-09-22T23:39

嚇死我了我也常這樣幹耶

By Liam
at 2020-09-27T03:16

哎喲幫媳婦洗澡吶

By Callum
at 2020-10-01T06:52

媽媽好淡定，笑死我了

By Michael
at 2020-10-05T10:29

我快笑死

By Isla
at 2020-10-09T14:05

過年拿R20出來介紹是你新女友

By Elizabeth
at 2020-10-13T17:42

媽媽：你先把弟弟收起來

By Margaret
at 2020-10-17T21:18

超級好笑XDDDDD

By Doris
at 2020-10-22T00:55

趁著這次機會直接去社區中心開課

By Freda
at 2020-10-26T04:31

論r小姊與其他的比較

By Regina
at 2020-10-30T08:08

媽媽讚喔

By Jake
at 2020-11-03T11:45

可以跟媽媽說至少你兒子是直男請他放心?!

By George
at 2020-11-07T15:21

快笑死媽媽還幫你洗感覺就沒事啦

By Yedda
at 2020-11-11T18:58

到底是你媽還是他媽搞得我好亂阿

By Jake
at 2020-11-15T22:34

哈哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2020-11-20T02:11

媽媽:"媳婦妳別亂動，媽幫妳洗乾淨一點~~"

By Michael
at 2020-11-24T05:47

媽媽太冷靜！

By Olive
at 2020-11-28T09:24

笑死

By Noah
at 2020-12-02T13:00

哈哈哈

By Ina
at 2020-12-06T16:37

超狂

By Robert
at 2020-12-10T20:13

這篇文章拿給你媽看她會很驕傲的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2020-12-14T23:50

XDDDD

By Dinah
at 2020-12-19T03:26

聽說有一種酒喝了可以忘記前一段時間發生的事情......

By Franklin
at 2020-12-23T07:03

看原po要自己喝還是給媽媽喝吧

By Dinah
at 2020-12-27T10:39

好有畫面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2020-12-31T14:16

太好笑了吧xD

By Tracy
at 2021-01-04T17:53

都忍14天了，就不能再忍14分鐘嗎？

By Ursula
at 2021-01-08T21:29

歡迎加入NHK真人版？

By Olivia
at 2021-01-13T01:06

笑完幫QQ

By Charlotte
at 2021-01-17T04:42

這可以當版標了

By Madame
at 2021-01-21T08:19

文章寫得很有畫面好好笑

By Lucy
at 2021-01-25T11:55

朱溫謀反XDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-01-29T15:32

笑死以後每次看到R20都會想到今天慘

By Olivia
at 2021-02-02T19:08

乖啦

By Charlotte
at 2021-02-06T22:45

哈哈哈哈哈

By Selena
at 2021-02-11T02:21

我笑到不行

By Bethany
at 2021-02-15T05:58

R20外翻不會壞嗎我用完都用布在那邊捅十幾分鐘耶

By Mason
at 2021-02-19T09:34

記得鎖門啊

By Oscar
at 2021-02-23T13:11

幫QQ

By Carol
at 2021-02-27T16:47

回來前收好，不然跟爸爸的會搞混

By Vanessa
at 2021-03-03T20:24

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2021-03-08T00:01

笑到噴水，哈哈

By Dinah
at 2021-03-12T03:37

下次還是要記得鎖門XD

By Thomas
at 2021-03-16T07:14

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2021-03-20T10:50

人生重來槍選我正解

By Yedda
at 2021-03-24T14:27

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By William
at 2021-03-28T18:03

為什麼要給媽媽洗......

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-04-01T21:40

我笑了

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-04-06T01:16

笑死有畫面

By Poppy
at 2021-04-10T04:53

笑翻

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-04-14T08:29

狂

By Joe
at 2021-04-18T12:06

殺人滅口，沒看安祿山是楊玉環乾兒子照樣乾老媽!

By Anthony
at 2021-04-22T15:42

幹你娘朱溫謀反啦！笑到靠盃受不了啦

By Cara
at 2021-04-26T19:19

Gan我嘴角失守惹...

By Catherine
at 2021-04-30T22:55

幹，叫媽媽幫你洗R20?

By Brianna
at 2021-05-05T02:32

媽寶喔

By Mary
at 2021-05-09T06:09

看到朱溫謀反差點笑死

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