同事長得好像AV女優我該怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By Jacob
at 2014-07-18T16:57

Table of Contents

: 洨妹的一個同事長得好像日本的AV女優
: 不誇張，相似度95%
: AV女優雖然才25歲
: 但臉部不夠蘿莉
: 主要都是演熟女、人妻
: 在av版大概17推
: 不算很有名的那種
: 最近如果發現AV女優的片子
: 都會開同事的FB尻尻

他朝妹嘴裡尻
你卻往妹FB尻

: 我醬是不是很變態...
: 我該跟她告白嗎...

大哥

當你開始這樣想的時候
你的同事已經，被別的男人

口爆
顏射
乳交
正面插完翻過來換背面
背面桶完扛起來火車便當
最後往人家的臉臉射一大堆精液
還要人家舔乾淨

你會覺得我很過分嗎？
說會很機車很難聽嗎？
沒錯我真的就是那麼機八

可是我做人很實在
因為我是西斯版水戶洋平

http://ppt.cc/ebUS

水戶洋平跟櫻木說過
晴子又可愛又漂亮又溫柔
她會沒有男友？
你當天底下男人都死光啦！？

同樣的
你同事長得像Av女優
你覺得她不會有男人追嗎？
你當所有熱愛a片的台灣男人都死光啦！

洋平有件事要跟你分享

我記得我大學的時候
有個同學
長得像Steve Buscemi
不過比較帥啦

他那時候很喜歡很喜歡自己直屬學妹
學妹長得什麼模樣？
臉可愛可愛
身材有點肉到恰到好處
有可愛虎牙
皮膚白皙
T恤很難遮擋著C奶

那學妹確切長什麼樣子？
長得像喔
那個
白石茉莉奈
http://ppt.cc/JKLb
http://ppt.cc/KXD2

不過眼睛比較小

當然啦當時也不知道
什麼白石茉莉奈
（都幾年前了...）

只覺得她長得像AV女優

好
我同學哈她哈到要死
真的是
想到就思念
幾次家聚已經不能滿足我朋友
他還自掏腰包往上請學長姐
為了就讓學妹能夠一起來吃

可是我朋友又有點阿宅
跟女生交往方式都很迂迴
我建議他直接放膽去追
可是他不要
他就是要這樣東搞西搞
把對學妹的愛藏在心裡
就是不願說出來

然後每天就跟我們這群哥們講

「阿我昨晚又想著學妹打手槍了」

我說是喔

「就在你坐的椅子上打槍阿老馬」

阿哭杯喔幹！
體外受精嗎？
精精結合嗎？

好，反正他就是這樣
對女優學妹的思念日與俱增
彷彿那濃稠的思念就要天靈蓋噴射出

但就是很害羞
只約出去一兩次

這樣子搞怎麼能夠追到咧？
果然
末日很快到了

有點晚上
我們隔天要期中報告
大家聚集在他家整理資料

我跑去樓下影印資料
結果給我看到
女優學妹跟人家手牽手逛街
牽她手的
竟然是再往下一屆的學弟
他是原住民
我們都叫他動力火車
其實先前就有耳聞動力火車在追她
沒想到這樣看來
應該是追到了

我就上去阿
跟朋友說
欸
我要跟你說一件事

你那個女優學妹
我看到動力火車牽她的手逛街耶

完了
我他媽的白痴
什麼時候不講，挑那晚講

結果我朋友默默地去樓下
回來一袋台啤

那時候組員就是：
我、朋友、a、b、c

朋友台啤灌一灌就醉倒在旁邊
a是那種看到酒就一定要喝的也醉了
b是那種大家都喝我也要喝換他醉

最後剩下c
c跟我說
從小媽媽就要他10點前上床睡
然後睡了

剩我老馬一個
含血含淚做報告

我朋友追求失敗
結果末日卻發生在我身上
隔天差點在講台暈倒
教授還跑過來補我一刀說：
（拍拍）大學生就是這樣常常夜遊齁～

好吧
我說這麼多廢話
只想告訴你

你快追啦還來sex版問做啥啦！！！！
你打字的時候
她都不知道喝多少XX了

當她被男人幹的死去活來
床上被單都因為她的潮吹
洗了一條又一條

但沒行動的你
只能默默自己打手槍
面紙一包換一包

你以為台灣男人會放一個
貌似av女優的女人一個人嗎？

加油
哪天寫「我上了av女優」心得文
上來分享咧

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All Comments

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-07-22T02:31

同事偷吃就好，誰在跟你男女朋友

By Hardy
at 2014-07-25T12:05

中肯阿...

By Kristin
at 2014-07-28T21:38

中肯XDDD

By James
at 2014-08-01T07:12

中肯哥

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-04T16:46

用力啊

By Lily
at 2014-08-08T02:20

我怎麼好像走到BG版！

By Oliver
at 2014-08-11T11:54

中肯哥太厲害了

By Isabella
at 2014-08-14T21:28

不管偷吃還是交往，這文就告訴你不行動什麼都沒

By Dora
at 2014-08-18T07:02

這只能給推了

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-21T16:36

有追還有機會射她臉沒追只能開FB射螢幕

By Valerie
at 2014-08-25T02:10

看到白石茉莉奈我就in了

By Gilbert
at 2014-08-28T11:44

XDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2014-08-31T21:18

幹，淚流滿面，只能給推，優質好聞

By Sandy
at 2014-09-04T06:52

怎麼這樣中肯XDDD

By Doris
at 2014-09-07T16:25

本來想噓你看到後面只好推了

By Dinah
at 2014-09-11T01:59

優質好文西斯楷模

By Caroline
at 2014-09-14T11:33

不得不推耶

By Kristin
at 2014-09-17T21:07

上一篇猜是冴島かおり年紀片子推文數全都符合

By Susan
at 2014-09-21T06:41

中肯，觀念正確，臣臨表涕泣不知所云

By Enid
at 2014-09-24T16:15

s大優質好文推推

By Eden
at 2014-09-28T01:49

中肯

By Rebecca
at 2014-10-01T11:23

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By Susan
at 2014-10-04T20:57

有白石給推

By Jacob
at 2014-10-08T06:31

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By Frederic
at 2014-10-11T16:05

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By Mary
at 2014-10-15T01:39

推再不追就什麼都沒有親身經歷(雖然成功了

By Genevieve
at 2014-10-18T11:12

推

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at 2014-10-21T20:46

By Tom
at 2014-10-25T06:20

(Y)

By Tom
at 2014-10-28T15:54

中肯推

By Aaliyah
at 2014-11-01T01:28

推勵志

By Hedda
at 2014-11-04T11:02

這刀砍的夠深

By Margaret
at 2014-11-07T20:36

中肯

By Lydia
at 2014-11-11T06:10

推

By Leila
at 2014-11-14T15:44

XDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2014-11-18T01:18

好勵志T_T

By Joe
at 2014-11-21T10:52

原原po加油啊

By Dorothy
at 2014-11-24T20:26

劈成兩半了這樣對嗎！

By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-28T05:59

太強啦

By Eartha
at 2014-12-01T15:33

中肯推！

By Faithe
at 2014-12-05T01:07

哭哭

By Zora
at 2014-12-08T10:41

桃園遠百，某樓的櫃姐，長得像，櫻井步……

By Vanessa
at 2014-12-11T20:15

太中肯啦XD

By Steve
at 2014-12-15T05:49

By Linda
at 2014-12-18T15:23

推

By Quintina
at 2014-12-22T00:57

太感人了真的要勇敢！！最壞也只是被拒絕阿！！

By Zora
at 2014-12-25T10:31

我想要看Steve Buscemi同學照片 XD

By Faithe
at 2014-12-28T20:05

哭哭~~整個力氣都上來了~~信心提升 500%!!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-01T05:39

為什麼泳裝照讓我想到白兵兵

By James
at 2015-01-04T15:13

回推一下~~白石真的不錯皮膚白還是粉紅的!

By Valerie
at 2015-01-08T00:46

哈哈

By Robert
at 2015-01-11T10:20

笑死中肯

By John
at 2015-01-14T19:54

看，超好笑

By Freda
at 2015-01-18T05:28

中肯 XDD

By Zanna
at 2015-01-21T15:02

你在中肯三洨辣~~~

By Dinah
at 2015-01-25T00:36

觀念正確中肯!

By Robert
at 2015-01-28T10:10

好文必推

By Heather
at 2015-01-31T19:44

果然老馬

By Mia
at 2015-02-04T05:18

西施優文啊

By Andrew
at 2015-02-07T14:52

超中肯

By Ivy
at 2015-02-11T00:26

我覺得Mr.pink帥啊

By Andrew
at 2015-02-14T10:00

寫一堆AV女優名字都不認識....= =

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-02-17T19:33

哈哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-02-21T05:07

我愛白石

By Dora
at 2015-02-24T14:41

原po讓我淚流滿面T_T

By Bennie
at 2015-02-28T00:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 優文

By Andy
at 2015-03-03T09:49

根本中肯!

By Emma
at 2015-03-06T19:23

看著這篇，我尻了一槍，優文給推。

By Necoo
at 2015-03-10T04:57

優文

By Leila
at 2015-03-13T14:31

感動

By Andy
at 2015-03-17T00:05

推

By Isabella
at 2015-03-20T09:39

很機掰但怎能這麼中肯

By Tom
at 2015-03-23T19:13

觀念正確唷!

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-27T04:47

精精結合 xDDD

By Eden
at 2015-03-30T14:20

自己選一個：中肯王/刀刀見骨王/老馬王/洋平王(？)

By Gilbert
at 2015-04-02T23:54

goodshit

By Yuri
at 2015-04-06T09:28

勵志兼搞笑XDDD

By Leila
at 2015-04-09T19:02

可以洋平嗎(羞)

By Ethan
at 2015-04-13T04:36

超中肯XDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-04-16T14:10

又機掰又中肯，果然是洋平!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Queena
at 2015-04-19T23:44

你是老馬還是洋平

By Eden
at 2015-04-23T09:18

我同意的不能再多了

By Franklin
at 2015-04-26T18:52

我老馬啦...穆德大叫我補刀王(哈)

By James
at 2015-04-30T04:26

快衝！！！

By Leila
at 2015-05-03T14:00

追了就不算輸, 像條漢子

By John
at 2015-05-06T23:34

不覺得白石長的很像之前真愛找麻煩的佳佳嗎

By James
at 2015-05-10T09:07

我Google一下

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-13T18:41

鼓舞人心。

By Kelly
at 2015-05-17T04:15

哈

By Sandy
at 2015-05-20T13:49

Steve Buscemi超醜的好嗎...

By Margaret
at 2015-05-23T23:23

其實這篇跟追洋妞的戰法很像，真的是敢主動就先贏一半

By Steve
at 2015-05-27T08:57

中肯推

By Sandy
at 2015-05-30T18:31

推～

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-03T04:05

白石媽媽

By Dinah
at 2015-06-06T13:39

你好厲害

By Jessica
at 2015-06-09T23:13

好勵志啊

By Carol
at 2015-06-13T08:47

中肯到不行

By Ida
at 2015-06-16T18:21

西斯版有srwcc真好XD

By Belly
at 2015-06-20T03:54

老馬好文必推阿!

By Candice
at 2015-06-23T13:28

寫ㄉㄅ錯ㄟ

By Doris
at 2015-06-26T23:02

我也覺得茵芙跟白石長很像

By Edith
at 2015-06-30T08:36

勵志XDDD

By Susan
at 2015-07-03T18:10

茵芙 http://ppt.cc/53oR

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-07T03:44

XDD

By Olive
at 2015-07-10T13:18

衝了！

By Andrew
at 2015-07-13T22:52

真，水戶洋平

By Caroline
at 2015-07-17T08:26

中肯啊！與其宅在家敲鍵盤不如約去吃飯看電影

By Frederica
at 2015-07-20T18:00

好文

By Olivia
at 2015-07-24T03:34

淚牛滿面

By Regina
at 2015-07-27T13:08

推

By Charlie
at 2015-07-30T22:41

補刀洋平也不是不行啦XD

By Gilbert
at 2015-08-03T08:15

洋平我好崇拜你啊

By Isla
at 2015-08-06T17:49

台南仙道已哭

By Frederica
at 2015-08-10T03:23

中肯到靠北

By David
at 2015-08-13T12:57

Push!

By Catherine
at 2015-08-16T22:31

沒想到你也會發勵志文馬的平常一堆廢文

By Olga
at 2015-08-20T08:05

他真正的身份是補刀王呀~~ 廢文只是假相

By Yuri
at 2015-08-23T17:39

內牛滿面

By Heather
at 2015-08-27T03:13

怎能隨便穿上又換掉～嗚嗚嗚

By Robert
at 2015-08-30T12:47

中肯到眼框已濕

By Regina
at 2015-09-02T22:21

你快追啦！

By Hazel
at 2015-09-06T07:55

觀念正確

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-09T17:28

妳不是洋平嗎

By Callum
at 2015-09-13T03:02

原原PO加油

By Andrew
at 2015-09-16T12:36

還好我以前有個同事像初音實東摳大有興趣就密我

By Poppy
at 2015-09-19T22:10

為了可憐這男主角推一...> <"

By Olivia
at 2015-09-23T07:44

高中不敢追的學妹出現在5278 默默尻了好幾包衛生紙

By Puput
at 2015-09-26T17:18

幹你好兇

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-30T02:52

推正向觀念

By Una
at 2015-10-03T12:26

我突然覺得洋平好帥啊

By Leila
at 2015-10-06T22:00

中肯

By John
at 2015-10-10T07:34

優質文

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-13T17:08

老馬太神了……不愧是每篇頭推王……

By Audriana
at 2015-10-17T02:42

神文筆還有映襯耶

By James
at 2015-10-20T12:15

中肯

By Frederic
at 2015-10-23T21:49

推推

By Isla
at 2015-10-27T07:23

衝阿

By Aaliyah
at 2015-10-30T16:57

大贏哈哈哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-11-03T02:31

幹，好正面

By Valerie
at 2015-11-06T12:05

推

By Jessica
at 2015-11-09T21:39

真的是有情有義西斯人

By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-13T07:13

優質好文

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-11-16T16:47

幹這麼勵志誰受得了

By Daniel
at 2015-11-20T02:21

超實在!

By Damian
at 2015-11-23T11:55

太中肯啦Q__Q

By Lily
at 2015-11-26T21:29

推

By Elvira
at 2015-11-30T07:02

Q__Q

By Ivy
at 2015-12-03T16:36

推喔

By Kumar
at 2015-12-07T02:10

幹快笑死

By Faithe
at 2015-12-10T11:44

有神快拜

By Elma
at 2015-12-13T21:18

好文

By Mary
at 2015-12-17T06:52

神人，跪拜

By Donna
at 2015-12-20T16:26

中肯文!!!!

By Linda
at 2015-12-24T02:00

淚流滿面XDD

By Annie
at 2015-12-27T11:34

中肯啊!!!!

By Kama
at 2015-12-30T21:08

有夠靠杯已內牛滿面QAQ

By Faithe
at 2016-01-03T06:42

唉中肯呀

By Joe
at 2016-01-06T16:16

莫待無花空折枝

By Jake
at 2016-01-10T01:49

有笑有推!!!! 哈哈哈哈哈

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-13T11:23

太神啦！！！

By Lydia
at 2016-01-16T20:57

淚推好文

By Thomas
at 2016-01-20T06:31

太中肯啦~~內牛滿面

By Adele
at 2016-01-23T16:05

只能推了快上啊傻子

By Ida
at 2016-01-27T01:39

中肯馬

By Agnes
at 2016-01-30T11:13

中肯哥

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-02T20:47

中肯!! 我有朋友也像被翻過來正面都被插濫了

By Kyle
at 2016-02-06T06:21

中肯推最後一句

By Heather
at 2016-02-09T15:55

勵志文！

By Lauren
at 2016-02-13T01:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-02-16T11:03

推立志

By Mary
at 2016-02-19T20:36

這篇為什麼覺得有洋蔥啦!感人文!

By Susan
at 2016-02-23T06:10

推..

By Una
at 2016-02-26T15:44

太神啦

By Queena
at 2016-03-01T01:18

白石感覺奶假假的

By Elvira
at 2016-03-04T10:52

中肯推

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-03-07T20:26

推勵志

By Olivia
at 2016-03-11T06:00

中肯！！！

By Bethany
at 2016-03-14T15:34

衝了不成功至少做過，不衝一輩子後悔

By Eartha
at 2016-03-18T01:08

中肯好文

By Frederica
at 2016-03-21T10:42

太感人啦!
噓錯等等補推

By Vanessa
at 2016-03-24T20:16

幫樓上

By Megan
at 2016-03-28T05:50

推!!

By Carol
at 2016-03-31T15:23

力至

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-04T00:57

洋平!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Oscar
at 2016-04-07T10:31

中肯給推

By Margaret
at 2016-04-10T20:05

推動力火車 XD

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-14T05:39

太中肯了不得不推

By Freda
at 2016-04-17T15:13

含淚推推

By Margaret
at 2016-04-21T00:47

原來是行動的力量阿

By Aaliyah
at 2016-04-24T10:21

嗚嗚好文給推阿~~

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-04-27T19:55

中肯推

By Mary
at 2016-05-01T05:29

動力火車XD

By Madame
at 2016-05-04T15:03

沒有開始，豈有結束。你朋友是喝酒買醉買個三小

By Dora
at 2016-05-08T00:37

推推

By William
at 2016-05-11T10:10

By Daniel
at 2016-05-14T19:44

朝聖推好勵志

By Hedda
at 2016-05-18T05:18

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