同事生了女兒要送他什麼？ - 成人話題討論

By Sarah
at 2021-04-25T23:44

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點開標題
你一定會問
這種問題怎麼發到西斯版

因為
我跟這個男同事打過炮

上個月才跟他打炮
下個月他女兒就要出生

這種心理爽度
不是常常有的<(￣︶￣)>
我不要(′⊙ω⊙`)！

靠腰！
沒有人陪我在公司玩真的很無趣餒

所以說
到底我可以送他女兒什麼
謝謝大家！

#始終認為打過炮的才是純友誼
#打過炮的才會變成超級好朋友

(更)
看完推文發現
PTT西斯的觀念竟然這麼保守
真是傻爆屁眼@@
上面就說了
打過炮才是超級好朋友啊⊙﹏⊙

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Sent from JPTT on my HTC_U-3u.

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然後他說

我不要(′⊙ω⊙`)！

靠腰！
沒有人陪我在公司玩真的很無趣餒

所以說
到底我可以送他女兒什麼
謝謝大家！

#始終認為打過炮的才是純友誼
#打過炮的才會變成超級好朋友

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Sent from JPTT on my HTC_U-3u.

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Tags: 成人

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By Yedda
at 2021-04-27T10:06

紗布衣

By Harry
at 2021-04-28T20:28

By Lucy
at 2021-04-30T06:50

送奶嘴啊，又可以順便暗示

By Susan
at 2021-05-01T17:12

驗孕棒

By Genevieve
at 2021-05-03T03:34

幹本票阿要發幾次他女兒長大像妳一定很精彩嘻

By Doris
at 2021-05-04T13:56

送尿布超實用

By Regina
at 2021-05-06T00:18

真的一定會用到的是M號尿布
可以送好一點例如滿意寶寶白金

By Olive
at 2021-05-07T10:40

送淫水機，連他家的狗狗喝水都想到你

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-05-08T21:02

然後在包裝上寫一些祝福的話，xxx阿姨敬賀
讓他跟他太太每次去拿尿布都看到你的大名，存在感滿點

By Kyle
at 2021-05-10T07:24

包裝上寫字可以用油性筆寫
不要送新生兒的，因為小孩太快長大用不到

By Jake
at 2021-05-11T17:46

你簽名。。是真的

By Vanessa
at 2021-05-13T04:08

綠帽吧

By Noah
at 2021-05-14T14:30

帽子綠色的

By Victoria
at 2021-05-16T00:52

樓上懂送

By Elizabeth
at 2021-05-17T11:14

送奶嘴，打炮前先把奶嘴當x頭吸舔完再送，記得消毒不
要傷害小孩子

By Callum
at 2021-05-18T21:36

好屌

By Rebecca
at 2021-05-20T07:58

送保險套...這樣才不會再出人命

By Franklin
at 2021-05-21T18:20

我哥女兒的名字還是某小三取的咧

By Connor
at 2021-05-23T04:42

你要送砲友女兒什麼東西關西斯屁事？

By Puput
at 2021-05-24T15:04

女人就是喜歡為難女人...

By Zenobia
at 2021-05-26T01:26

無聊

By Zenobia
at 2021-05-27T11:48

htc

By Agatha
at 2021-05-28T22:10

打完砲還想影響人的家人是不是過分了點

By William
at 2021-05-30T08:32

關我屁事

By Olive
at 2021-05-31T18:54

好爛哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-06-02T05:16

你想想自己生產完想收到先生砲友送什麼？你就送啊

By Olive
at 2021-06-03T15:38

支持性愛自由，可是看到還是覺得…

By Queena
at 2021-06-05T02:00

認真回藍芽喇叭

By Harry
at 2021-06-06T12:22

安捏母湯辣

By John
at 2021-06-07T22:44

專發廢文

By Megan
at 2021-06-09T09:06

噁心

By Emma
at 2021-06-10T19:28

無聊

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-06-12T05:50

爛

By Susan
at 2021-06-13T16:12

你們互幹就算了還拿對方家人精神勝利啥小

By Doris
at 2021-06-15T02:34

送香爐啊很有代表性吧

By Rebecca
at 2021-06-16T12:56

好噁心……

By Enid
at 2021-06-17T23:18

呵真可愛

By Lydia
at 2021-06-19T09:40

我他媽看了殺小

By Olive
at 2021-06-20T20:02

送你的丁字褲啊

By Susan
at 2021-06-22T06:24

噁心

By Andy
at 2021-06-23T16:46

唉

By Andy
at 2021-06-25T03:08

。

By Genevieve
at 2021-06-26T13:30

呵呵呵

By Michael
at 2021-06-27T23:52

噁心

By Daniel
at 2021-06-29T10:14

嘴角沒守住…

By Victoria
at 2021-06-30T20:36

這摩想征服人家乾脆直接把她老公搶過來啊

By Dinah
at 2021-07-02T06:58

甘

By Joe
at 2021-07-03T17:20

無聊

By Ula
at 2021-07-05T03:42

妳可憐啊

By Daph Bay
at 2021-07-06T14:04

小奶我來

By Michael
at 2021-07-08T00:26

內容西斯點薄弱你應該發到八卦板去問

By Delia
at 2021-07-09T10:48

來這問，就是送他兒子阿

By Ethan
at 2021-07-10T21:10

是打算變小三嗎？這種心態

By Oscar
at 2021-07-12T07:32

讚

By Hedwig
at 2021-07-13T17:54

有點過頭

By Lucy
at 2021-07-15T04:16

老實說這種想法我第一次聽過

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-07-16T14:38

原PO徵友嗎想互相了解一下

By Xanthe
at 2021-07-18T01:00

送妳用過的按摩棒

By Margaret
at 2021-07-19T11:22

https://bit.ly/3gAdqSk

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-07-20T21:44

我可以陪妳在公司玩

By Christine
at 2021-07-22T08:06

送他們夫妻倆免費去醫院檢測

By Liam
at 2021-07-23T18:28

推妳誠實面對自己內心的黑暗面

By Freda
at 2021-07-25T04:50

https://i.imgur.com/uyiDpS1.jpg

By James
at 2021-07-26T15:12

只是打個炮嘛

By Olga
at 2021-07-28T01:34

真好，我也好希望我有妳這樣同事

By Aaliyah
at 2021-07-29T11:56

怎麼感覺妳很爽的樣子

By Blanche
at 2021-07-30T22:18

居心可議

By Harry
at 2021-08-01T08:40

恭喜你介入人家的家庭....

By Heather
at 2021-08-02T19:02

天生的小三

By Andrew
at 2021-08-04T05:24

會不會過一陣想要轉正？

By Hardy
at 2021-08-05T15:46

噓

By Caroline
at 2021-08-07T02:08

欠噓無聊廢文

By Jacob
at 2021-08-08T12:30

噁心，對方都結婚還這樣。

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-08-09T22:52

屌爆了妳，可以送安撫娃娃或是安撫巾，如果孩子有用習慣
，使用時間是以年為單位的，而且小孩會很依賴，去哪都要
帶著~

By Daniel
at 2021-08-11T09:14

送奶粉

By James
at 2021-08-12T19:36

欠噓

By Margaret
at 2021-08-14T05:58

抱著他的女兒跟他一起拍照，然後洗相片出來裱框送給他

By Jake
at 2021-08-15T16:20

台女典範

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-08-17T02:42

你同事好像是我高中同學

By Ula
at 2021-08-18T13:04

假發文真約__

By Carol
at 2021-08-19T23:26

不是講打過炮就是西斯點耶

By Ula
at 2021-08-21T09:48

又是你

By Victoria
at 2021-08-22T20:10

不是打過炮就西斯欸

By Noah
at 2021-08-24T06:32

符合期望值的推文回覆科科

By Rebecca
at 2021-08-25T16:54

我們都想跟你當好朋友

By Anthony
at 2021-08-27T03:16

這什麼心態

By Noah
at 2021-08-28T13:38

同事老婆不是同公司的特助嗎？

By Elma
at 2021-08-30T00:00

！！！你是女的！！！我以為是男生問這個問題，還想說要
怎麼回答

By Necoo
at 2021-08-31T10:22

這不是觀念開放而是該有的道德妳沒有如果妳要觀念開
放那妳要先跟他還有他老婆達成共識而不是打著觀念開

By Zenobia
at 2021-09-01T20:44

放的旗幟行傷害別人的事可悲

By Connor
at 2021-09-03T07:06

自以為有趣

By Annie
at 2021-09-04T17:28

道德跟開放是兩回事可悲

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-09-06T03:50

等妳懷孕快要生產時，老公在別的女人身上衝刺

By Jack
at 2021-09-07T14:12

西斯點薄弱

By Olivia
at 2021-09-09T00:34

原po男的啦是小弟

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-09-10T10:56

puma 鞋

By Irma
at 2021-09-11T21:18

有那麼肛好的事？

By Agatha
at 2021-09-13T07:40

哈哈可憐哪

By Zora
at 2021-09-14T18:02

完全不知道在公啥小

By Liam
at 2021-09-16T04:24

送一年份量的奶粉

By Rosalind
at 2021-09-17T14:46

按摩棒

By Olga
at 2021-09-19T01:08

驗DNA

By Isabella
at 2021-09-20T11:30

不知道這樣的行為算不算人盡可夫?

By Caitlin
at 2021-09-21T21:52

likeair XDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2021-09-23T08:14

原來是唬爛文啊

By Jacky
at 2021-09-24T18:36

讚讚讚

By Kelly
at 2021-09-26T04:58

。

By Callum
at 2021-09-27T15:20

感覺就是暈船邊緣還要裝灑脫

By Wallis
at 2021-09-29T01:42

包個紅包就好了啊，話說妳有沒有興趣跟他老婆一起玩
啊

By Ophelia
at 2021-09-30T12:04

甲甲

By Aaliyah
at 2021-10-01T22:26

幹這三小

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-10-03T08:48

送芭比哇哇最好長得像妳。可以順便跟妳交朋友嘛XD

By Elizabeth
at 2021-10-04T19:10

這ID一堆廢文科科

By Xanthe
at 2021-10-06T05:32

甲甲斷背山的劇本

By Caroline
at 2021-10-07T15:54

DNA 鑑定書

By Ophelia
at 2021-10-09T02:16

\|/

By Andy
at 2021-10-10T12:38

送哺乳券

By Donna
at 2021-10-11T23:00

By Heather
at 2021-10-13T09:22

甲由

By Aaliyah
at 2021-10-14T19:44

這是怎樣

By Zora
at 2021-10-16T06:06

說真的，我不太支持這類事情檯面上討論；但認真說，等他
餓了，也許還會找您。因此，您可以嘗試體諒他心態的改變
，讓他沒有罪惡感，從而餓的時候更容易回來。要是對方不
想，可能緣分盡了，您可以找下個。

By Sarah
at 2021-10-17T16:28

約砲可以但你搞人夫我是真的覺得很不可取

By Connor
at 2021-10-19T02:50

賤女人，拜託誰認識這帳號本人的告訴該人妻吧

By Iris
at 2021-10-20T13:12

推樓上

By Olivia
at 2021-10-21T23:34

幹嘛改文章內容？如果你只是對炮友的老婆單純精神勝利就
算了就像男生常常在路上意淫正妹沒有付諸行動就是沒犯
法問題是你原文送禮的心態是「看對方老婆和剛出生的小
孩用姘頭送的禮好爽啊」這就是在羞辱對方了

By Faithe
at 2021-10-23T09:56

By Lydia
at 2021-10-24T20:18

用過的保險套

By Selena
at 2021-10-26T06:40

繼續噓

By Sandy
at 2021-10-27T17:02

喔是喔 A__A

By Callum
at 2021-10-29T03:24

By Damian
at 2021-10-30T13:46

看不懂在打啥

By Elizabeth
at 2021-11-01T00:08

既然這麼開放，想必他老婆應該也知情吧吧

By Edwina
at 2021-11-02T10:30

就送飛機杯吧，符合你的角色

By Ida
at 2021-11-03T20:52

奶瓶

By Zenobia
at 2021-11-05T07:14

送綠帽呀~嘻嘻

By Jacob
at 2021-11-06T17:36

保守啥？就你最會打！友誼最純！讚讚讚^_^

By Jake
at 2021-11-08T03:58

我跟我女同事打完砲後幾個月她也生小孩了

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-11-09T14:20

送你去關。

By Noah
at 2021-11-11T00:42

可憐哪

By Erin
at 2021-11-12T11:04

補
再補

By Ida
at 2021-11-13T21:26

有點同理心很難？

By Frederica
at 2021-11-15T07:48

3樓XDDDD

By Gary
at 2021-11-16T18:10

我也要

By Lily
at 2021-11-18T04:32

你彈出來了啦

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-11-19T14:54

砲友低調是自覺,過度招搖很沒有sense

By Steve
at 2021-11-21T01:16

幫妳補血！

By Poppy
at 2021-11-22T11:38

蠻讚的

By Odelette
at 2021-11-23T22:00

送他走

By Jake
at 2021-11-25T08:22

認真回送理膚保水b5修復乳液

By Franklin
at 2021-11-26T18:44

有b有水有修復功能高貴不貴除功用實在外

By Blanche
at 2021-11-28T05:06

還可以問「我上次給的逼5好用嗎擦完感覺如何」

By Anthony
at 2021-11-29T15:28

最好備兩罐火一罐送人一罐備用

By Robert
at 2021-12-01T01:50

人在公司擦家裡的b5不方便你這裡也有b要不要擦一下修復

By Adele
at 2021-12-02T12:12

妳已經送她老婆綠帽了女兒也收到了

By Emily
at 2021-12-03T22:34

小綠人帽子

By Yedda
at 2021-12-05T08:56

觀念開放不等於無恥

By Wallis
at 2021-12-06T19:18

還送禮很猛QQ

By Caitlin
at 2021-12-08T05:40

問他再一炮如何

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-12-09T16:02

三媽臭臭鍋

By Isla
at 2021-12-11T02:24

送她老爸再一炮

By Bethany
at 2021-12-12T12:46

滾

By Ula
at 2021-12-13T23:08

送他老爸一炮然後讓他老婆知道一定很精彩

By Genevieve
at 2021-12-15T09:30

我願意跟你當好朋友來吧～

By Kelly
at 2021-12-16T19:52

就跟他兄弟來一砲啊更刺激

By Jake
at 2021-12-18T06:14

妳老公以後也會在你懷孕時跟別人打炮

By George
at 2021-12-19T16:36

台女典範

By Michael
at 2021-12-21T02:58

可憐道德觀偏差真希望他老婆發現送妳吃官司唷

By Yuri
at 2021-12-22T13:20

http://i.imgur.com/Wegu2hX.jpg

By Rachel
at 2021-12-23T23:42

在ptt用hashtag幹嘛啦滾回ig辣

By Tom
at 2021-12-25T10:04

記者來抄

By Olivia
at 2021-12-26T20:26

一堆老人嘔嘔嘔

同事生了女兒要送他什麼？ - 成人話題討論

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