同事爸爸的香蕉 - 成人話題討論

Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-11-26T17:51

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※ 引述《beagoodboy (be a good boy)》之銘言:
: 今天午餐吃到一半,
: 有個女同事拿根香蕉給我,
: 說是她爸爸種的,
: 我看了一下裡面吃飯的同事她就只有給我...
: 請問這是暗示嗎?
: 謝謝~

面對女同事這樣的暗示,

你有幾種方法可以回饋給她(以下圖片為網路截圖),



1. 香蕉飛機杯

http://imgur.com/utYS8Lr

把香蕉頭砍一部份下來,把中間的果肉吃掉,再用膠帶把香蕉捆好,

手工自製飛機杯,香蕉皮的內側蠻滑嫩的,拿來打手槍非常爽,
 
還可以享受不戴套的中出快感,用完之後,交還給她並且對她說:

「我用妳爸的香蕉來尻槍,感覺非常好,謝謝妳爸。」



2. 先吃一半再給她吃

http://imgur.com/FfOvgxa

把香蕉吃成老二的形狀,然後交還給她並且對她說:

「我收到妳的暗示了,我很開心

來!這就是我香蕉的形狀,幫我吃了它,好嗎?」



3. 先吃一半再給她老爸吃

同上圖,交還給她並且對她說:

「我把妳老爸的香蕉,吃成我香蕉的形狀,是不是很棒?

請幫我交給妳爸,讓他吃掉,謝謝。」



4. 肛肛的感受

http://imgur.com/hc8Tvun

把香蕉套上保險套,然後交還給她並且對她說:

「我幫妳爸的香蕉套上保險套用了一下,蠻粗蠻好用的,

用了以後上廁所都變得很順,棒棒喔!」














你以為,收到個女生給的香蕉就能夠有什麼色情的搞頭嗎?

當然不可能,照以上這些方法做頂多被當個變態而已,

不過還是可以藉此做些加分的事情,比如說

http://imgur.com/l4CedUr

買一盒負有盛名的東京巴奈奈,然後交給她並且對她說:

「我用妳爸的香蕉做了一些甜點,妳拿去吃吧。」
 
人家一聽就知道你唬爛,誰不知道東京巴奈奈啊,但這件事情顯得很幽默,
  
而且甜食攻略女生多半喜歡,再加上你的有心,就加分了。







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這篇是稍微有西斯點的廢文

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All Comments

Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-11-30T13:35
zoe單挑啊
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-12-04T09:19
十推內!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-08T05:03
香蕉王
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-12-12T00:47
你爸的香蕉 讚
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-12-15T20:31
十推內!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-12-19T16:15
喔喔!!!!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-12-23T11:59
推蕉
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-12-27T07:43
第二張圖超讚!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-12-31T03:27
香蕉吃成這樣有點猛……
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-01-03T23:11
第九
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-01-07T18:54
老實說 國中時有想玩香蕉飛機杯的念頭
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-11T14:38
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-01-15T10:22
我不是很想吃香蕉惹...
David avatar
By David
at 2015-01-19T06:06
香蕉飛機杯是蝦餃?!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-23T01:50
媽 我在這
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-01-26T21:34
太神啦
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-01-30T17:18
最後一招好像真的有用
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-02-03T13:02
最後一招超帥的
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-02-07T08:46
唔 我還直沒聽過東京巴奈奈 囧"
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-02-11T04:30
太粗結果把香蕉皮撐爆
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-02-15T00:14
太屌了
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-02-18T19:58
我在百推內耶
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-02-22T15:41
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-02-26T11:25
優質文章
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-03-02T07:09
居然還沒爆
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-03-06T02:53
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-03-09T22:37
好~!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-03-13T18:21
白痴哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-03-17T14:05
巴那那超好吃的xd
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-03-21T09:49
說錯了是是東京巴奈奈(≧▽≦)/
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-03-25T05:33
我都看吉本芭娜娜
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-03-29T01:17
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-04-01T21:01
最後一招學起來!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-04-05T16:45
我的香蕉比東京巴奈奈好吃哦
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-04-09T12:28
香蕉.....最近叫我媽不要買惹
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-04-13T08:12
....
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-04-17T03:56
我看了殺洨XDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-20T23:40
Tokyo Banana Oh~~~~sssssss
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-04-24T19:24
給你爆哈哈
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-04-28T15:08
笑了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-05-02T10:52
給你爆
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-05-06T06:36
推推推
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-05-10T02:20
有笑有推
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-05-13T22:04
笑了,推最後一句幽默
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-05-17T17:48
推好笑!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-05-21T13:32
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-05-25T09:15
最後是學我哦?XDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-05-29T04:59
優質好文
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-06-02T00:43
有笑有推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-06-05T20:27
吃林北的蕉!(塞)
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-06-09T16:11
給他爆
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-06-13T11:55
巴巴巴~巴巴巴那~
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-06-17T07:39
夠變態!! 小姐要不要吃香蕉
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-06-21T03:23
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-06-24T23:07
下個月去東京買一盒香蕉巴那那送你
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-06-28T18:51
有笑有推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-07-02T14:35
推~
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-07-06T10:19
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-10T06:02
找我嗎XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-07-14T01:46
以後不吃香蕉了= =
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-07-17T21:30
意圖使人玩香蕉...XDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-07-21T17:14
百推內
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-07-25T12:58
推~好好笑
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-07-29T08:42
以前看過網路上說可以用香蕉飛機杯打手槍…我自己還真的試過
…也真的塞不進去啦啦啦爆了
James avatar
By James
at 2015-08-02T04:26
朝聖
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-08-06T00:10
快推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-08-09T19:54
幹!以後吃香蕉都會想到老二形狀 再也不吃香蕉了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-08-13T15:38
鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝
...手機之前的推文怎麼留著
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-08-17T11:22
1百推內耶XDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-08-21T07:06
幹 笑死XDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-25T02:49
猛猛猛
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-08-28T22:33
最後一招超屌!
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-09-01T18:17
爆笑
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-09-05T14:01
媽,我上電視了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-09-09T09:45
推!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-09-13T05:29
林巴巴欸香蕉……讚!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-09-17T01:13
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-09-20T20:57
i 服了 u
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-09-24T16:41
百推內 ~~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-09-28T12:25
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-10-02T08:09
先推啊
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-10-06T03:53
百內推
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-10-09T23:36
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-10-13T19:20
\板標/\板標/\板標/\板標/\板標/
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-10-17T15:04
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-10-21T10:48
XDDDDDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-10-25T06:32
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-10-29T02:16
淫了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-11-01T22:00
XDDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-11-05T17:44
讓他爆~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-11-09T13:28
推推~~~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-11-13T09:12
素肚的接班人 香蕉
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-11-17T04:56
水喔
James avatar
By James
at 2015-11-21T00:40
版標 XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-11-24T20:23
原來是你~香蕉王~~~
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-11-28T16:07
今天回家種香蕉
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-12-02T11:51
朝聖香蕉王~~~
朝聖香蕉王~~~
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-12-06T07:35
百推內哈哈 超有創意
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-12-10T03:19
總之我信了
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-12-13T23:03
嘴角失守
John avatar
By John
at 2015-12-17T18:47
還沒爆~
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-12-21T14:31
香蕉王!!朝聖推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-12-25T10:15
關於他爸ㄉ蕉
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-12-29T05:59
香蕉王
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-01-02T01:43
好方法。
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-01-05T21:27
\= =
George avatar
By George
at 2016-01-09T17:10
99推~~good job
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-01-13T12:54
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-01-17T08:38
看到板標進來推 ~~
香蕉王 葡萄王 來到西斯水果樂園了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-01-21T04:22
十推耶~
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-01-25T00:06
記得當時年紀小,爸爸餵我吃香蕉
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-01-28T19:50
版標朝聖推
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-02-01T15:34
科科
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-02-05T11:18
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-02-09T07:02
XDXD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-02-13T02:46
zoe大叔你..... (只能給推了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-02-16T22:30
板標王,是你?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-02-20T18:14
XDDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-02-24T13:57
香蕉王 是你
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-02-28T09:41
版標王zoeforce!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-03-03T05:25
拎北欸香蕉................XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-03-07T01:09
香蕉王
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-10T20:53
講認真的 最後一招滿屌的 下次試看看
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-03-14T16:37
不推不行
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-03-18T12:21
廢文
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-03-22T08:05
YOU ARE THE BANANA KING!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-03-26T03:49
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-29T23:33
相交也行..啊,是香蕉啦~BANANAAAAAAA
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-04-02T19:17
朝聖
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-04-06T15:01
靠!我到底看了啥? XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-10T10:44
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-04-14T06:28
好猛
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-04-18T02:12
認真覺得最後一招很屌XDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-04-21T21:56
有點西施的廢文XD 謝分享絕招哈哈
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-04-25T17:40
你爸的香蕉 我說你再說一次試試看
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-04-29T13:24
XDDDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-05-03T09:08
太多王要封了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-05-07T04:52
東京banana好有梗XDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-05-11T00:36
欸欸欸,你最後把我教你的招晾在這邊讓大家知道,對嗎
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-05-14T20:20
我有板橋巴奈奈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-05-18T16:04
好好笑
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-05-22T11:48
Z大一出手便知有沒有
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-05-26T07:31
上課前來一推
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-05-30T03:15
推~~
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-06-02T22:59
靠杯阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-06-06T18:43
首先,要有女同事先給你香蕉 XDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-06-10T14:27
最後ㄧ招好棒棒
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-06-14T10:11
不要玩食物,你媽的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ,讚
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-06-18T05:55
推最後一招~
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-06-22T01:39
有靠鱉給推,哈
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-25T21:23
XDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-06-29T17:07
XDDDDDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-07-03T12:51
香蕉達人
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-07-07T08:35
香蕉王是你!?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-11T04:18
好好笑
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-07-15T00:02
覺得強大
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-07-18T19:46
不要玩弄食物!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-07-22T15:30
蕉王!!!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-07-26T11:14
有笑給推XDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-07-30T06:58
怎樣才能把香蕉吃成老二的形狀…
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-03T02:42
不要玩弄食物!!!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-08-06T22:26
薛海!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-08-10T18:10
怎麼能把香蕉吃到像老二 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-14T13:54
XD

事實上

Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-26T02:35
他自信滿滿對朋友說一定會追到她, 淺棕色的髮色襯著白皙的臉蛋, 跟他一樣喜歡運動而結實好看有線條的身材, 像極初戀女友的笑容跟眼神, 而就他觀察, 她的個性比初戀女友天真善良, 他很開心她大方給予的每一個回應, 她陪他一起吃飯一起運動一起逛街一起睡覺。 可惜他們還是單純朋友。 出席率甚低 ...

嫖妓反被嫖

Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-11-24T23:07
已經好一陣子沒有發洩了 想到之前別人夜遊的經驗 害我又想要喝茶了 由於太久沒喝 叫了一杯將近5位數的好茶 而且還只有1H1S 小姐到了Hotel 果然一分錢一分貨 完全不是3000比得上的 前戲做足之後 小姐將我的武裝全部脫下 卻被我老二的SIZE嚇到 她說保險套一定沒有我這個SIZE ...

第一次顏射

Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-21T23:14
請教一下各位大大.水水們第一次顏射是在什麼情況下? 在此分享一下小弟的第一次經驗, --------------------------------------------------- 當天和女友正在摩鐵大戰兩回合, 就在第一個回合即將結束之際,上萬的雄兵終於噴發在......套套裡面 我取下套套 ...

請問嫖妓被抓

Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-11-19T18:29
認真回答你 我朋友四年前被抓過 不過你放心 警察絕不會在你衝洞到一半的時候破門而入那麼殺風景 會在外面等你完事後開門的那個摩門特 表明警察身份出具公文之類的 再入屋找保險套、衛生紙的證物,然後再把你和女方帶回警局偵訊 然後女方罰個6千 男方當證人(現在有沒有改不知道,聽說現在雙方都罰) 女方的6千 ...

如何教小六 國一生正確認識性?

Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-11-16T23:00
: 而是整個人都趴在桌上 : 然後一直求我不要在講了 : 說這很害羞耶 : 其他女生有樣學樣也是跟著趴 : 其實我沒有講額外的 : 只是把課本再重新口語條理化 : 後來講到避孕也是 : 我就買保險套來拿香蕉套給他們看 孩子們的反應真的讓我覺得很神奇 我今年也在國中當健康教育代課老師 一開始就是兩性關係 ...