各位幹過最貴跟最便宜的炮 - 成人話題討論

By Tracy
at 2016-11-03T15:36

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※ 引述《tmen520 (是個老實人)》之銘言：
: 小弟不才又廢又魯又沒那guts去嫖
: 只能聽朋友分享戰績
: 我聽過最便宜的炮是用軟體約寂寞女出來車震
: 射完後請對方吃個午餐就結束
: 前前後後只花100$ 連旅館費都省了
: 最貴的也是軟體約出來全套+旅館費+請吃飯總共花了4000$
: 各位呢？

這個我最有經驗

最便宜的那次唯一的花費就是結束後

用的衛生紙大約6張，推算金額約

0.96元。

最貴的那次就太激烈射的時候不小心

射到整個鍵盤都是，只好換新的。

我記得是買羅技大約700元吧，真貴。

喔以上約炮對像當然都是左手

我是不會覺得難過啦..................

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By Edwina
at 2016-11-08T07:38

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at 2016-11-12T23:40

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at 2016-11-17T15:42

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at 2016-11-22T07:44

By Charlie
at 2016-11-26T23:46

蛇派的站出來笑他

By Dinah
at 2016-12-01T15:48

當然要realforce的

By Candice
at 2016-12-06T07:50

六張有點多啊

By Adele
at 2016-12-10T23:52

6張你好濃喔

By Ivy
at 2016-12-15T15:54

6張是每天都有排出的量，如果超過2天沒發射

By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-20T07:55

就要用到大概8張，所以才會說6張是最低花費

By Charlotte
at 2016-12-24T23:57

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By Anonymous
at 2016-12-29T15:59

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By Daph Bay
at 2017-01-03T08:01

什麼是蛇派???

By George
at 2017-01-08T00:03

一張衛生紙吸滿是幾cc啊？有神人能計算原po的發射量嗎

By Ina
at 2017-01-12T16:05

幸好沒弄到螢幕

By Jake
at 2017-01-17T08:07

每天量產六張濕紙巾，這應該會死人吧

By Anonymous
at 2017-01-22T00:09

推第一行衛生紙XDDD快笑翻了

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-01-26T16:11

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By Tom
at 2017-01-31T08:13

遜!我都用防水機械鍵盤!加洗碗精洗還會香香der~~~

By Queena
at 2017-02-05T00:15

太多了吧

By Caitlin
at 2017-02-09T16:17

我笑惹

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-14T08:19

拍拍

By Lucy
at 2017-02-19T00:21

你可以改用杯子跟一張濕紙巾

By Leila
at 2017-02-23T16:23

洗杯水不用錢逆!!! 當然是射去澆花再用紙巾
千萬不要用任何飲料容器小心誤拿很~恐~怖~~~~

By Ursula
at 2017-02-28T08:24

去廁所射，省錢

By Ingrid
at 2017-03-05T00:26

不忍噓

By Agnes
at 2017-03-09T16:28

對準你嘴巴射不旦省錢還賺一頓飯錢認同請推文

By Zanna
at 2017-03-14T08:30

哈哈哈哈哈為什麼不去廁所射順便洗～

By Jacky
at 2017-03-19T00:32

6張太貴了我都用室友的3張

By Charlie
at 2017-03-23T16:34

六張.... 稀到變成水喔

By Ingrid
at 2017-03-28T08:36

建議躺著用嘴巴接接下來自體循環把自己變成永射機

By Emily
at 2017-04-02T00:38

下次直接在廁所打在馬桶裡，沖水一次 0.5元 (選我正解

By Wallis
at 2017-04-06T16:40

永射機是假的這完全沒有計算了尻尻及肉體的消耗量

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at 2017-04-11T08:42

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at 2017-04-16T00:44

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By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-20T16:46

我都用3~4張兩張疊一起準備好一張事後

By Gilbert
at 2017-04-25T08:48

https://youtu.be/c0JC_v40ab8?t=19 工商服務時間

By Lily
at 2017-04-30T00:50

哀低好甲

By Cara
at 2017-05-04T16:52

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By Hazel
at 2017-05-09T08:53

真廢啊XDDD

By Lily
at 2017-05-14T00:55

電費不用算嗎?

By Lily
at 2017-05-18T16:57

六張太奢侈了我都只用三張不趕快丟掉還會滲透
到床上已經這麼做一輩子了QQ

By Ina
at 2017-05-23T08:59

黃金傳說尻尻版 - 突破極限的尻尻省錢祕招

By Bennie
at 2017-05-28T01:01

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By Necoo
at 2017-06-01T17:03

笑死

By Hedda
at 2017-06-06T09:05

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By Necoo
at 2017-06-11T01:07

你很不愛地球誒！幹嘛不用手去接然後洗手哼哼

By Blanche
at 2017-06-15T17:09

妳應該要他直接吃掉

By Lily
at 2017-06-20T09:11

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By Gilbert
at 2017-06-25T01:13

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By Lucy
at 2017-06-29T17:15

你怎麼開口約的

By Jacob
at 2017-07-04T09:17

請問是WHO認證的殘疾人士嗎幫QQ

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-07-09T01:19

北七喔XD

By Ivy
at 2017-07-13T17:21

幫QQ

By Rosalind
at 2017-07-18T09:22

我二張後沖水你輸了我花比你便宜

By Edith
at 2017-07-23T01:24

哈哈
有人是0元

By Enid
at 2017-07-27T17:26

6張派的出來！我挺原PO，6張才能射得安心

By Agnes
at 2017-08-01T09:28

有笑有推XDDDD

By Yedda
at 2017-08-06T01:30

我的比你低

By Hamiltion
at 2017-08-10T17:32

大概只有0.87元

By Jake
at 2017-08-15T09:34

5萬

By Blanche
at 2017-08-20T01:36

左lulu 右刷刷剎na姦千萬大精潰堤河岸邊~

By Steve
at 2017-08-24T17:38

不忍

By Doris
at 2017-08-29T09:40

廢到笑

By James
at 2017-09-03T01:42

笑翻XDD

By Oliver
at 2017-09-07T17:44

最便宜還要六張？

By Kristin
at 2017-09-12T09:46

幫QQ

By Gary
at 2017-09-17T01:48

Hahahahhahaaaaaa

By Kristin
at 2017-09-21T17:50

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Ursula
at 2017-09-26T09:51

By William
at 2017-10-01T01:53

笑死XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-10-05T17:55

By Delia
at 2017-10-10T09:57

幫拍拍

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-10-15T01:59

已難過

By Anonymous
at 2017-10-19T18:01

覺得哀傷

By Susan
at 2017-10-24T10:03

QQQQQQ

By Tom
at 2017-10-29T02:05

六張不多啊，我光噴就三分鐘了

By Irma
at 2017-11-02T18:07

拍拍

By Zanna
at 2017-11-07T10:09

這樣也算

By George
at 2017-11-12T02:11

不忍噓…

By Kristin
at 2017-11-16T18:13

xDDD

By Megan
at 2017-11-21T10:15

最貴的砲就是~養她一輩子

By Zanna
at 2017-11-26T02:17

廢到笑

By Jacky
at 2017-11-30T18:19

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By Tracy
at 2017-12-05T10:20

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By Eden
at 2017-12-10T02:22

廢到笑﴿????

By Margaret
at 2017-12-14T18:24

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-12-19T10:26

我都三張欸

By Wallis
at 2017-12-24T02:28

蛋蛋的哀傷

By Quintina
at 2017-12-28T18:30

你贏了

By Hedwig
at 2018-01-02T10:32

廢到笑

By Ingrid
at 2018-01-07T02:34

本篇請轉笑話版。

By Michael
at 2018-01-11T18:36

幫QQ

By Heather
at 2018-01-16T10:38

廢到笑

By Ula
at 2018-01-21T02:40

衛生紙不會前二張對折再對折喔

各位幹過最貴跟最便宜的炮 - 成人話題討論

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