吃魚卻卡彈... - 成人話題討論

By Quintina
at 2016-04-17T01:44

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各位 30cm、 Ecup(挪抬)大大晚安

本魯自一年多前又再次兵變後...

一直單身至今

偶爾學長在休假時會邀約喝茶吃魚

但覺得不太妥就拒絕

不過這陣子慾火莫名中燒

於是跟學長要了某魚訊

加line聊過後

就在今天下午約會惹

開好房沒多久

櫃台便打來確認是否有訪客

當然有der，科科

雖然臉蛋跟照片似乎有些出入(!?)

但頭燈來勢洶洶啊

加上30mm有段時間沒擊發

癢到不行

盥洗後就採高端槍準備戰一下

前戲都還OK

但在最後摸門特~!!!

居然卡彈惹~!!!

試過再推進幾次也無用

想說再這樣下去也不是辦法

只好跟妹妹說今天就到此吧

請問各位大大

為什麼會這樣子

是因為太久沒西斯嗎...

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By Irma
at 2016-04-17T12:22

30mm?

By Harry
at 2016-04-17T23:00

清槍開始清槍蹲下

By Ina
at 2016-04-18T09:38

我蹲

By Elvira
at 2016-04-18T20:16

欣欣怪怪的退伍沒？

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-19T06:54

在各位30cm大大面前，本魯當然只是30mm

By Elma
at 2016-04-19T17:33

已退才敢發文求答啊...

By Daniel
at 2016-04-20T04:11

不然被抄到還得了，蝴蝶幫就找去喝茶惹

By Mary
at 2016-04-20T14:49

八大要領大大聲的喊出來

By Hedda
at 2016-04-21T01:27

哪八大...?

By Lauren
at 2016-04-21T12:05

托抵握貼瞄停扣報

By Catherine
at 2016-04-21T22:43

阿人報告，托底握貼瞄停扣報，以上，報告完畢

By David
at 2016-04-22T09:22

看到沒有阿賓你是沒當兵是不是

By Anthony
at 2016-04-22T20:00

好險我海艦的都用砲跟飛彈免在那邊喊八大要領

By Adele
at 2016-04-23T06:38

啊啊啊，所以卡彈是什麼原因，本魯一直有運動習慣

By Blanche
at 2016-04-23T17:16

我沒當認真...

By Necoo
at 2016-04-24T03:54

難怪那不怪你了

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-04-24T14:32

卡彈應該是壞了

By Zenobia
at 2016-04-25T01:11

再這樣下去就不西斯，變阿兵版了...

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-25T11:49

換一個試試看呢？

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-25T22:27

班長命令你完成攻擊前準備，試問單兵如何處置?

By Jacob
at 2016-04-26T09:05

報告殺他全家打她媽媽

By Andy
at 2016-04-26T19:43

拔草測風向，然後就死了

By Mason
at 2016-04-27T06:21

子彈太久沒清，生鏽了

By Annie
at 2016-04-27T17:00

所以要定期二清~!?

By James
at 2016-04-28T03:38

當然靠背不然你以為夢憶是夢爽的喔他會滿膛啊

By Jack
at 2016-04-28T14:16

能不能問一下什麼是夢憶啊？

By John
at 2016-04-29T00:54

遺挑屁語病喔

By Frederic
at 2016-04-29T11:32

這段期間當然會夢遺，晚上常要起來換褲子...

By Donna
at 2016-04-29T22:10

爽啦 O____O/ 妹子好暴躁XD

By Selena
at 2016-04-30T08:49

那個來不能玩 QQ 容易暴躁

By Thomas
at 2016-04-30T19:27

居然被噓文了哈哈原po心裡苦原po不說

By Robert
at 2016-05-01T06:05

靠北寶寶梗到底是出自何處看了很暴躁

By Mason
at 2016-05-01T16:43

什麼l大是女的~!? 那個來容易暴躁，所以就...

By Quanna
at 2016-05-02T03:21

亮亮是男的～～

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-02T13:59

林北雜撥欸啦

By Thomas
at 2016-05-03T00:38

報告對岸來的

By Dinah
at 2016-05-03T11:16

她是唯一一個要用衛生棉的男生啦老二習慣性會炸血

By Quanna
at 2016-05-03T21:54

林北膛炸一個月一次啦

By Robert
at 2016-05-04T08:32

難怪知道八大要領，學長失敬了

By Damian
at 2016-05-04T19:10

一次連續炸好幾天

By Blanche
at 2016-05-05T05:48

夢遺差不多一個月一次

By Faithe
at 2016-05-05T16:27

寒單爺逆炸什麼炸林北免役啦沒上過高中軍訓逆

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-06T03:05

08也免疫...

By Andy
at 2016-05-06T13:43

免役不錯，不用進來浪費時間

By Ina
at 2016-05-07T00:21

林北出生就注定的啦不用羨慕

By Tracy
at 2016-05-07T10:59

l大是有什麼缺陷嗎，叔叔以前也辦理過免役業務

By Belly
at 2016-05-07T21:37

老二比較短。

By Andy
at 2016-05-08T08:16

老二內凹
還有肚子

By Elvira
at 2016-05-08T18:54

唯一大的只有嗓門

By Rebecca
at 2016-05-09T05:32

老二會出血

By George
at 2016-05-09T16:10

不過我有個同學據說勃起才5公分，也被抓進來

By Tom
at 2016-05-10T02:48

亮亮勃起還找不到

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-10T13:26

樓上未勃起就50公分所以免役但硬不起來

By Anthony
at 2016-05-11T00:05

林北只有0.3mm

By Gilbert
at 2016-05-11T10:43

有精就可以傳宗接代惹

By Kyle
at 2016-05-11T21:21

林北就是射不出來啊幹

By Erin
at 2016-05-12T07:59

擊發，再擊發！

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-12T18:37

以前看過新聞可以用取的，但l大如果有兄弟就還好
傳宗接代壓力不會太大XDDD
都卡彈了，擊發未能

By Harry
at 2016-05-13T05:15

再拉回主題好了，吃魚過程中感覺少點東西
後來想想，跟前女友們做是因為喜歡他們，但跟魚就沒

By Queena
at 2016-05-13T15:54

l大也有吃過魚嗎

By Poppy
at 2016-05-14T02:32

我第一次吃魚卡彈是因為怕錢太早射出去，出門前先一發
的後果…

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-14T13:10

從此我只玩2s…還要積釀4天以上

By Charlotte
at 2016-05-14T23:48

吃過啊最喜歡白帶魚

By Quintina
at 2016-05-15T10:26

白帶魚是...

By Frederica
at 2016-05-15T21:04

一種魚啊沒吃過喔

By Liam
at 2016-05-16T07:43

http://i.imgur.com/23eU7Ry.jpg

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-16T18:21

想起來了，可是很鹹

By Zora
at 2016-05-17T04:59

好吃

By Mason
at 2016-05-17T15:37

西斯好友愛，晚上在汪踢想討拍卻乏人問津

By Zanna
at 2016-05-18T02:15

可能是多一根吧，謝謝各位學長

By Charlie
at 2016-05-18T12:53

幹我快被亮亮笑死了 XD

By Odelette
at 2016-05-18T23:32

樓上推錯嗎?

By Noah
at 2016-05-19T10:10

沒推錯喔

By Lauren
at 2016-05-19T20:48

林北叫亮亮啦

By Caroline
at 2016-05-20T07:26

那亮亮是誰，不常來西斯，還不認識名人

By Xanthe
at 2016-05-20T18:04

重新看過l大留言，感覺就還好，除了免役

By Faithe
at 2016-05-21T04:42

你的l大就是亮亮拉
好吧我說

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-21T15:21

阿賓你跟他說吧我累了

By Yedda
at 2016-05-22T01:59

為了感謝各位回復，如有需要每日早上7點後鬧鐘者
請站內信line id或號碼，謝謝
好der，聽你說

By Noah
at 2016-05-22T12:37

搜尋作者 lovesooman 你會看到新世界

By Elvira
at 2016-05-22T23:15

我找看看

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-23T09:53

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!原來是學姊

By Catherine
at 2016-05-23T20:31

幹你現在才發現會不會太晚我快笑死

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-24T07:10

沒事也不會去搜尋作者.........

By Caroline
at 2016-05-24T17:48

妳在汪踢沒看過亮姐嗎

By Wallis
at 2016-05-25T04:26

沒印象

By Ula
at 2016-05-25T15:04

汪梯沒看過亮亮？

By Necoo
at 2016-05-26T01:42

去汪踢搜尋一下，原來我早就看過亮姊的文了

By Lydia
at 2016-05-26T12:20

有眼不識亮姊，臣惶恐
沒事誰會記id啊啊啊啊啊

By Annie
at 2016-05-26T22:59

她的id這麼好認...

By Brianna
at 2016-05-27T09:37

是不錯，只是沒事記id也不知道幹嘛

By Noah
at 2016-05-27T20:15

可能在軍中打滾太久，社會化退化....

By Necoo
at 2016-05-28T06:53

他版事務

By Adele
at 2016-05-28T17:31

我要刪文嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-29T04:09

不必只是盡量避免就照你說的沒事誰會記XD

By Sarah
at 2016-05-29T14:48

好得，感謝Ba大

By Oscar
at 2016-05-30T01:26

你看不到我你看不到我～～

By Hedy
at 2016-05-30T12:04

隔著螢幕當然看不到亮姐，只有一個id

By Leila
at 2016-05-30T22:42

睡前最後一好奇，亮姐怎麼會知道八大要領啊啊啊啊

By Madame
at 2016-05-31T09:20

讓我壓根沒想到會是個姐

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-31T19:58

幹沒上過高中軍訓喔林北當年打靶滿靶

By Steve
at 2016-06-01T06:37

對吼，高中生要打靶，對不起，高中對我已經10多年了...

By Oscar
at 2016-06-01T17:15

靠背比我老還叫我姐怒噓

By Victoria
at 2016-06-02T03:53

亮姐息怒，本魯是以在西斯的經歷而言

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-06-02T14:31

檢查藥室是否有無子彈無~

By Selena
at 2016-06-03T01:09

國旗在飛揚聲威浩壯我們在成功嶺上

By Selena
at 2016-06-03T11:47

我的高中軍訓怎麼沒有打靶課程orz

By Anonymous
at 2016-06-03T22:26

推文笑死

By Oliver
at 2016-06-04T09:04

推

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-04T19:42

因為往往想的跟事實不一樣

By Cara
at 2016-06-05T06:20

我也常常想待會要怎麼玩才爽、怎麼學a片
但不知為何有時看到長得漂亮、清秀就聖人模式了
有種不忍傷害的想法

By Gary
at 2016-06-05T16:58

子彈卡管，小心爆炸

By Regina
at 2016-06-06T03:36

拉拉柄將槍機固定在後啊！懂?

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