史上最痛沒有之一 - 成人話題討論

By Oliver
at 2016-06-26T01:34

Table of Contents

在看文章之前的各位30cm
接下來的文字可能讓你們會握著看完
畢竟...我也是夾著打完這篇文章

以下正文開始----------

今晚，原本要跟女朋友來一場水深火熱的大戰
就在興致高昂的時候，她就準備下去幫我咬咬
正當她要使出拓也哥的絕招之時
來了，史上最不想發生的事情來了
因為她帶牙套（先說，在這之前都沒有發生過
她牙齒內側的牙套勾住了我的小道具
哇幹！當下真的痛不欲生，還以為我的30cm要就此壽終正寢
後來就叫她趕快用手去找找看是哪裡被勾到
但她一直找不到是哪裡說整個被包覆住了
一拉一扯之間，實在是痛到哭出來
她一邊用手尋找，牙套也一邊拉扯
她也很緊張不知道該怎麼辦（因為跟她說過這是男人最脆弱的地方
雖然她很想要直接扯掉...
以為就要這樣咬著去醫院了
過程中30cm慢慢的縮小，越來越軟了
也越來越難去找出那個地方
後來弄一弄終於弄掉了，超心疼我的小道具
到現在心情都尚未平復
各位30cm一定以為是皮對吧？
錯！是馬眼的最前端，你們自己翻出來捏捏看就知道多痛了
更何況是勾住...

雖然只是五分鐘，但過程中跟五小時一樣！

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Eartha
at 2016-06-27T00:39

哭了

By Olive
at 2016-06-27T23:45

看文章都覺得痛

By Bennie
at 2016-06-28T22:51

節哀………

By Annie
at 2016-06-29T21:57

啊幹

By Oscar
at 2016-06-30T21:03

乾之後戴牙套還是不要貿然咬咬好了==

By Quintina
at 2016-07-01T20:09

幫你 QQ

By Vanessa
at 2016-07-02T19:15

....看你還敢不敢污染牙套

By Annie
at 2016-07-03T18:21

閃光目前牙套從不給她咬原PO還真勇敢啊…

By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-04T17:26

還好我已經戴完了QQ

By Bennie
at 2016-07-05T16:32

以後會不會有陰影

By Hedda
at 2016-07-06T15:38

..好痛......

By Noah
at 2016-07-07T14:44

原po以後咬咬有陰影了吧

By Ula
at 2016-07-08T13:50

無聊還不就跟拉鍊拉到差不多

By John
at 2016-07-09T12:56

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2016-07-10T12:02

是牙套太大還是老二太小呢

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-11T11:07

痛.........

By Emily
at 2016-07-12T10:13

怎麼吹噓有女友是吧！有牙套勾是吧！鐵頭功是吧！

By Harry
at 2016-07-13T09:19

你有想過牙套的感受嗎？

By Sandy
at 2016-07-14T08:25

幫QQ

By Lauren
at 2016-07-15T07:31

幹...幫馬眼QQ

By Kristin
at 2016-07-16T06:37

舒服嗎?

By Kyle
at 2016-07-17T05:43

QQ 拍拍

By Anthony
at 2016-07-18T04:49

你是用洗碗的鋼刷自衛被勾到的吧？

By Adele
at 2016-07-19T03:54

好好休養吧祝你龜弟早日康復

By Zora
at 2016-07-20T03:00

魚鉤勾蚯蚓的概念

By Harry
at 2016-07-21T02:06

痛死

By Eden
at 2016-07-22T01:12

哈哈哈好爽的感覺

By Eartha
at 2016-07-23T00:18

By Zora
at 2016-07-23T23:24

小便的時候就知道了

By Queena
at 2016-07-24T22:30

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Mary
at 2016-07-25T21:35

好痛......

By Jack
at 2016-07-26T20:41

剛看就覺得痛，看到馬眼更痛QQ

By Agatha
at 2016-07-27T19:47

是在釣魚嗎上鉤啦

By Sandy
at 2016-07-28T18:53

...

By Sandy
at 2016-07-29T17:59

戴牙套戴那麼久還沒幫男友咬咬時勾到過欸，叫女朋友檢
討一下好嗎

By Bethany
at 2016-07-30T17:05

戴牙套完全沒影響+1

By Mason
at 2016-07-31T16:11

sjps釣魚超靠北XD

By Emily
at 2016-08-01T15:17

戴牙套沒影響+1

By Eartha
at 2016-08-02T14:22

一邊看一邊幫你哀嚎......................

By Una
at 2016-08-03T13:28

我沒雞雞都忍不住縮了一下

By Linda
at 2016-08-04T12:34

oh no QQ

By Audriana
at 2016-08-05T11:40

對不起我笑了XDDD

By Jacky
at 2016-08-06T10:46

蠻虎爛的，照理說牙齒沒什麼接觸啊

By Candice
at 2016-08-07T09:52

被勾過+1

By Lydia
at 2016-08-08T08:58

http://i.imgur.com/lLLQ9HI.jpg

By Susan
at 2016-08-09T08:03

杯具

By Daniel
at 2016-08-10T07:09

喔齁(遮下面

By Doris
at 2016-08-11T06:15

哈哈哈

By Cara
at 2016-08-12T05:21

QQ,恐怖牙套

By Jacky
at 2016-08-13T04:27

笑到肚子好痛XD

By Leila
at 2016-08-14T03:33

給拍拍

By Ophelia
at 2016-08-15T02:39

拍拍

By William
at 2016-08-16T01:45

拍拍QQ 不過蠻好奇怎樣可以舔到勾到？我還沒勾到過XDD

By Agnes
at 2016-08-17T00:50

那真的很痛....自己戴過牙套真的很會卡東西

By Emily
at 2016-08-17T23:56

牙齒內側的鐵片真的很容易「割」到。

By Belly
at 2016-08-18T23:02

光用想的就先軟一半，幫QQ

By Dora
at 2016-08-19T22:08

幹好痛女友很不小心ㄟ能勾到也是奇才

By Brianna
at 2016-08-20T21:14

幫你拍拍，不痛不痛

By Bennie
at 2016-08-21T20:20

幫qq

By Sarah
at 2016-08-22T19:26

光看就覺得痛...

By Una
at 2016-08-23T18:31

幹好痛

By Jacob
at 2016-08-24T17:37

幸好以前跟牙套妹做的時候沒勾到，幫QQ

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-25T16:43

真可憐...

By Vanessa
at 2016-08-26T15:49

看完後小兄弟突然痛一下

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-27T14:55

靠北也太恐怖

By Hedda
at 2016-08-28T14:01

...好痛...

By Rachel
at 2016-08-29T13:07

痛...

By George
at 2016-08-30T12:13

推，魚鉤

By Elvira
at 2016-08-31T11:18

就叫你先練個鐵頭功啦

By Yuri
at 2016-09-01T10:24

.....

By Jack
at 2016-09-02T09:30

幹看到都痛了起來…

By Necoo
at 2016-09-03T08:36

用牙套撸管哈哈

By James
at 2016-09-04T07:42

哇勒

By Tom
at 2016-09-05T06:48

幫QQ

By Blanche
at 2016-09-06T05:54

還能用嗎…

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-07T04:59

幫QQ

By Heather
at 2016-09-08T04:05

想就覺得好痛幹

By Elizabeth
at 2016-09-09T03:11

好痛...

By Kyle
at 2016-09-10T02:17

看完都覺得痛

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-09-11T01:23

痛推

By Iris
at 2016-09-12T00:29

好痛......

By Ida
at 2016-09-12T23:35

好痛..

By Ida
at 2016-09-13T22:41

我看完腳有點軟...

By Heather
at 2016-09-14T21:46

....幹好痛

By Agnes
at 2016-09-15T20:52

By Joseph
at 2016-09-16T19:58

還好是我要戴不是閃光

By Jessica
at 2016-09-17T19:04

還好戴牙套的是我

By Andrew
at 2016-09-18T18:10

XDDDD

By Puput
at 2016-09-19T17:16

幹，想到都痛軟了

By Carol
at 2016-09-20T16:22

好痛……

By Olivia
at 2016-09-21T15:27

光看敘述都一陣痛!

By Connor
at 2016-09-22T14:33

如果真的咬著去醫院那畫面...

By Steve
at 2016-09-23T13:39

是誰跟我說戴牙套咬沒影響的... 牙套有分類型吧

By Joe
at 2016-09-24T12:45

我看完也縮了五公分

By Agnes
at 2016-09-25T11:51

覺得痛…

By Frederic
at 2016-09-26T10:57

戴牙套沒勾過._.

By Charlie
at 2016-09-27T10:03

好痛

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-28T09:09

幹我笑了哈哈哈哈XD

By Steve
at 2016-09-29T08:14

愛玩啊顆顆

By Oscar
at 2016-09-30T07:20

幹超痛

By David
at 2016-10-01T06:26

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-02T05:32

牙套可以咬，小心一點就好

By Catherine
at 2016-10-03T04:38

看完隱隱作痛啊…… <囧>

By Frederica
at 2016-10-04T03:44

看到文章縮了一下

By Tracy
at 2016-10-05T02:50

By Aaliyah
at 2016-10-06T01:55

好可怕的痛…

By Olga
at 2016-10-07T01:01

靠..好痛

By Frederica
at 2016-10-08T00:07

幫QQ

By Freda
at 2016-10-08T23:13

剛戴牙套幸好沒男友QQ

By Xanthe
at 2016-10-09T22:19

我面有難色的堆文

By Ida
at 2016-10-10T21:25

想到那種「鑲」進去的感覺我都快吐了

By Mia
at 2016-10-11T20:31

好痛...

By Jack
at 2016-10-12T19:37

抱歉我笑了幫QQ

By Kama
at 2016-10-13T18:42

....幹好痛

By Harry
at 2016-10-14T17:48

好痛

By Ophelia
at 2016-10-15T16:54

好痛

By Ivy
at 2016-10-16T16:00

看了就好痛

By Candice
at 2016-10-17T15:06

太有趣啦

By Iris
at 2016-10-18T14:12

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2016-10-19T13:18

幫QQ

By Ethan
at 2016-10-20T12:23

被釣到了吼

By Jacky
at 2016-10-21T11:29

幹看到都痛

By Christine
at 2016-10-22T10:35

....幹我牙套勾到自己嘴巴肉都很痛了...

By Jake
at 2016-10-23T09:41

PTSD

By Quintina
at 2016-10-24T08:47

滿分!!!

By Linda
at 2016-10-25T07:53

噓我女友有牙套不會卡到啊你女友給我教一下

By Daniel
at 2016-10-26T06:59

乾看文就覺得好痛啊

By Odelette
at 2016-10-27T06:05

http://i.imgur.com/tjVgxks.jpg

By Cara
at 2016-10-28T05:10

By Sandy
at 2016-10-29T04:16

幹，光想就覺得痛

By Necoo
at 2016-10-30T03:22

壞了資源回收

By Frederic
at 2016-10-31T02:28

超痛

By Tom
at 2016-11-01T01:34

哭了

By Blanche
at 2016-11-02T00:40

媽的戴牙套勾到嘴巴肉都痛了....幫你弟弟QQ

By Caroline
at 2016-11-02T23:46

幫QQ但實在好笑

By Emma
at 2016-11-03T22:51

幫QQ

By David
at 2016-11-04T21:57

好痛......

By Kyle
at 2016-11-05T21:03

好慘XD

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-06T20:09

用小弟弟釣魚嗎，哈哈

By Anthony
at 2016-11-07T19:15

勇敢…XD

By Agatha
at 2016-11-08T18:21

戴牙套你也敢沒斷掉算好運吧

By Lucy
at 2016-11-09T17:27

戴牙套不要咬好嗎XD 有時候鐵絲會有一些在外面，本
來不影響的…咬到一半角度對了，小弟就死了…

By Harry
at 2016-11-10T16:33

看了都覺得痛幫QQ

By Leila
at 2016-11-11T15:38

這篇看了好痛阿QAQ

By Jake
at 2016-11-12T14:44

幹看了就痛..

By Bethany
at 2016-11-13T13:50

幹想到就痛

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-14T12:56

刻骨銘心的痛啊，重點是有陰影了嗎？以後一咬就軟？

By Zora
at 2016-11-15T12:02

幹你娘好痛

By Hedy
at 2016-11-16T11:08

瞬間縮起來

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-17T10:14

By Puput
at 2016-11-18T09:19

好難想像

By Zenobia
at 2016-11-19T08:25

幹好痛害我都軟了

By Doris
at 2016-11-20T07:31

乾XDDDD

By Quintina
at 2016-11-21T06:37

痛...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-22T05:43

幫QQ

By Leila
at 2016-11-23T04:49

這是獵奇文吧！

By Una
at 2016-11-24T03:55

…

By Steve
at 2016-11-25T03:01

幹，好痛喔QAQ

By Lydia
at 2016-11-26T02:06

我笑了半小時

史上最痛沒有之一 - 成人話題討論

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