只喝茶吃魚到最後會發生什麼事呢? - 成人話題討論

By Annie
at 2015-04-23T19:52

Table of Contents

我朋友三十而立

從小到大追女孩子都是慘敗

沒教過女朋友沒搞過炮

性經驗都是來自於喝茶吃魚

剛才我們吃飯時聊了聊

得知他最近又開始追女生了

他很矛盾的問我

如果女生問他是不是處男，該怎麼回答

我心想這什麼幻想爛問題

不過想一想

一個男人沒有真的跟女朋友幹過炮

一生只有喝茶吃魚，最後到底會發生什麼事呢？

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By Kyle
at 2015-04-24T10:40

這問題照個鏡子應該就知道了

By Margaret
at 2015-04-25T01:27

下半生幸福美滿

By Queena
at 2015-04-25T16:14

讓魔鏡告訴你

By Emily
at 2015-04-26T07:02

得病 -> 治療 -> 得病 -> 治療結案

By Christine
at 2015-04-26T21:49

五樓一輩子處男!
...

By Olivia
at 2015-04-27T12:36

很空虛吧我猜

By Tom
at 2015-04-28T03:24

會比較沒錢

By Eden
at 2015-04-28T18:11

五樓...

By Olivia
at 2015-04-29T08:58

你媽知道你在這發..........文嗎

By Daniel
at 2015-04-29T23:46

免費升級ADSL光世代

By Hamiltion
at 2015-04-30T14:33

五樓專業

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-05-01T05:20

請記得保護好自己…

By Ursula
at 2015-05-01T20:08

五樓誠實

By Hamiltion
at 2015-05-02T10:55

五樓拍拍…

By Joe
at 2015-05-03T01:42

就說一夜情就好阿五樓要堅強

By Quintina
at 2015-05-03T16:30

五樓保重龍體阿

By Harry
at 2015-05-04T07:17

五樓別難過

By Donna
at 2015-05-04T22:04

只推五樓

By Quanna
at 2015-05-05T12:52

當然說不是只是遇到的女孩子都想跟他要錢

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-05-06T03:39

推五樓誠實

By Anonymous
at 2015-05-06T18:26

五樓........很快樂

By Quanna
at 2015-05-07T09:14

五樓拍拍別哭

By Kama
at 2015-05-08T00:01

五樓拍拍

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-08T14:48

五樓拍拍

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-09T05:36

五樓誠實推

By Quanna
at 2015-05-09T20:23

五樓QAQ

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-10T11:10

娶個回家當老婆。。。

By Faithe
at 2015-05-11T01:58

五樓不要想不開

By Jacky
at 2015-05-11T16:45

五樓拍拍

By Faithe
at 2015-05-12T07:32

五樓拍拍

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-05-12T22:20

可憐+空虛

By Jake
at 2015-05-13T13:07

五樓國寶

By Ula
at 2015-05-14T03:54

五樓神回！！

By Mary
at 2015-05-14T18:42

推五樓

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-15T09:29

之前公司前輩，二十出頭被兵變，之後吃茶吃魚到四十多
，因為沒交女友所以存款激增，4X歲在某婚友社受挫，
最終決定"進口"了一個越南女神級的十八歲咩，目前三
個小孩幸福快樂中

By Zanna
at 2015-05-16T00:16

五樓 XD

By Irma
at 2015-05-16T15:04

五樓金摳憐...

By Regina
at 2015-05-17T05:51

會戴著套子讓老婆口交

By Yuri
at 2015-05-17T20:38

五樓感性告白

By William
at 2015-05-18T11:26

五樓乖哦

By David
at 2015-05-19T02:13

跟我一樣阿！這是心裡處男生理非處男的一個現象。

By Quanna
at 2015-05-19T17:00

五樓好棒！

By Kyle
at 2015-05-20T07:48

4樓一個神作球!

By Emma
at 2015-05-20T22:35

五樓根本西斯李維拉!!!

By Vanessa
at 2015-05-21T13:22

5F 拍拍

By Joseph
at 2015-05-22T04:10

幹五樓太好笑了！

By Sarah
at 2015-05-22T18:57

5樓拍拍

By Regina
at 2015-05-23T09:44

五樓誠實

By Freda
at 2015-05-24T00:32

會花很多錢

By Sarah
at 2015-05-24T15:19

五樓專業

By Iris
at 2015-05-25T06:06

不忍心噓原PO

By Andrew
at 2015-05-25T20:54

吃魚喝茶以後配藥丸

By Odelette
at 2015-05-26T11:41

五樓深藏不露...

By Andrew
at 2015-05-27T02:28

五樓神救援

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-27T17:16

5樓拍拍

By Hedwig
at 2015-05-28T08:03

五樓乖你還有左右手

By Ethan
at 2015-05-28T22:50

五樓…

By Daniel
at 2015-05-29T13:38

五樓不需要這樣的

By Catherine
at 2015-05-30T04:25

五樓這樣又何苦呢…

By Sandy
at 2015-05-30T19:12

幫推五樓

By Annie
at 2015-05-31T10:00

恭喜五樓！

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-01T00:47

五樓幹嘛這樣呢

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-06-01T15:34

五樓你處男系的嗎

By Selena
at 2015-06-02T06:22

五樓節哀

By Joseph
at 2015-06-02T21:09

五樓拍拍

By Donna
at 2015-06-03T11:56

5F...

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-04T02:44

五樓轉職成魔導師尊

By Zanna
at 2015-06-04T17:31

五樓去佛光山報到

By Sarah
at 2015-06-05T08:18

五樓專業處男！

By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-05T23:06

五樓節哀XDD

By Mason
at 2015-06-06T13:53

五樓救了這篇

By Lydia
at 2015-06-07T04:40

亞倫自婊，我也能體會了...怒噓

By Enid
at 2015-06-07T19:28

推五樓XD

By Harry
at 2015-06-08T10:15

五樓拍拍

By Xanthe
at 2015-06-09T01:02

五樓，拍拍！別難過

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-09T15:50

五樓感性

By Cara
at 2015-06-10T06:37

五樓真男人

By Connor
at 2015-06-10T21:24

五樓可以開始練習火球術了

By Cara
at 2015-06-11T12:12

5樓乖

By Belly
at 2015-06-12T02:59

五樓真男人啊…處男只能當真男孩

By Belly
at 2015-06-12T17:46

感謝五樓!

By Victoria
at 2015-06-13T08:34

會轉職成美食家

By Oscar
at 2015-06-13T23:21

五樓大魔導士 MASTER

By Kama
at 2015-06-14T14:08

純推五樓

By Kristin
at 2015-06-15T04:56

自表

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-15T19:43

五樓勇者

By Zanna
at 2015-06-16T10:30

害我以為是優文

By Michael
at 2015-06-17T01:18

五樓加油

By Annie
at 2015-06-17T16:05

燒錢

By Ula
at 2015-06-18T06:52

五樓，加油，好嗎？

By Callum
at 2015-06-18T21:40

五樓辛苦了

By Margaret
at 2015-06-19T12:27

一人捐十塊讓五樓破處吧

By David
at 2015-06-20T03:14

五樓自肥

By Lauren
at 2015-06-20T18:02

推五樓

By Ina
at 2015-06-21T08:49

五樓張三豐

By Gilbert
at 2015-06-21T23:36

召喚La雞哥阿

By Hedy
at 2015-06-22T14:24

五樓勇者...

By Megan
at 2015-06-23T05:11

五樓童子尿可以驅魔

By Lauren
at 2015-06-23T19:58

這麼多推..原來是陳年五樓老梗

By Genevieve
at 2015-06-24T10:46

感謝五樓的犧牲...

By Jacob
at 2015-06-25T01:33

網路不給力推文像五樓

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-25T16:20

五樓UCCU啊啊啊～

By Necoo
at 2015-06-26T07:08

五樓誠實

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-26T21:55

五樓別難過

By Frederica
at 2015-06-27T12:42

想說堆到8幾推出了什麼事，原來是5樓救援
十

By Olive
at 2015-06-28T03:30

5樓了不起

By John
at 2015-06-28T18:17

五樓可憐...

By Isabella
at 2015-06-29T09:04

有人要幫五樓終結處男之身嗎

By Bethany
at 2015-06-29T23:52

五樓XD

By Agatha
at 2015-06-30T14:39

幹！被推文數騙進來爛梗大家還那麼爽

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-01T05:26

五樓神回

By Queena
at 2015-07-01T20:14

五樓人生還有很多茶可以喝的

By Mason
at 2015-07-02T11:01

五樓自婊推

By Quanna
at 2015-07-03T01:48

五樓何苦為難五樓呢

By Tom
at 2015-07-03T16:36

五樓說好不哭的哦

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-04T07:23

....五樓神救援阿

By Lydia
at 2015-07-04T22:10

5樓真性情

By Oliver
at 2015-07-05T12:58

霸氣五樓

By Carol
at 2015-07-06T03:45

反詐騙

By Jessica
at 2015-07-06T18:32

五樓拍拍

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-07T09:20

幹這篇文章是在爆三小叮噹

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-08T00:07

因為五樓救援成功

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-08T14:54

五樓節哀

By Connor
at 2015-07-09T05:42

五樓乖

By Robert
at 2015-07-09T20:29

可以不要霸凌五樓嗎XD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-10T11:16

五樓卡位成功

By Andrew
at 2015-07-11T02:04

五樓拍拍

By Rae
at 2015-07-11T16:51

想當年影帝陳松勇就是...

By Christine
at 2015-07-12T07:38

會破產

By James
at 2015-07-12T22:26

五樓神救援

By Linda
at 2015-07-13T13:13

五樓，處男不可恥，可恥的是你不接受他，你做的很好了
～

By Susan
at 2015-07-14T04:00

這種五樓爛梗到底有啥好爽的?

By Jake
at 2015-07-14T18:48

五樓…

By Blanche
at 2015-07-15T09:35

...

By Michael
at 2015-07-16T00:22

...

By Elma
at 2015-07-16T15:10

五樓…

By Zanna
at 2015-07-17T05:57

5F~~

By Quintina
at 2015-07-17T20:44

5樓真心！

By Vanessa
at 2015-07-18T11:32

五樓你…

By Joseph
at 2015-07-19T02:19

5樓拍拍

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-19T17:06

五樓是本篇的救援王

By Yuri
at 2015-07-20T07:54

五樓真情流露

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-20T22:41

五樓掰

By Joe
at 2015-07-21T13:28

五樓，掰

By Mia
at 2015-07-22T04:16

5樓救了這篇

By Ethan
at 2015-07-22T19:03

五樓魔法師等級多高了

By Charlotte
at 2015-07-23T09:50

推五樓

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-24T00:38

五樓....辛苦你了

By Damian
at 2015-07-24T15:25

真的爛梗大家怎麼了

By Queena
at 2015-07-25T06:12

西斯板很愛玩五樓梗的八卦板大家就不太愛理

By Lily
at 2015-07-25T21:00

五樓XD

By Puput
at 2015-07-26T11:47

五樓拍拍

By Yedda
at 2015-07-27T02:34

五樓火球術等級幾了？

By Zora
at 2015-07-27T17:22

先承認

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-28T08:09

這篇因為5樓而爆的吧XDD

By Leila
at 2015-07-28T22:56

五樓…………好大愛

By Dinah
at 2015-07-29T13:44

營養不均衡…

By Delia
at 2015-07-30T04:31

五樓GG了

By Selena
at 2015-07-30T19:18

五樓討拍

By Mia
at 2015-07-31T10:06

五樓辛苦了

By Noah
at 2015-08-01T00:53

五樓救了這篇

By Edwina
at 2015-08-01T15:40

推五樓，神救援

By George
at 2015-08-02T06:28

五樓的這種梗真的很膩...

By Jacob
at 2015-08-02T21:15

五樓gggggg

By Oliver
at 2015-08-03T12:02

五樓不要放棄治療

By Odelette
at 2015-08-04T02:50

純推五樓

By David
at 2015-08-04T17:37

五樓好歡樂！

By Robert
at 2015-08-05T08:24

五樓加油啊

By Freda
at 2015-08-05T23:12

這篇能爆多虧五樓自婊了

By Ivy
at 2015-08-06T13:59

5樓不要這樣

By Edwina
at 2015-08-07T04:46

五樓別難過了

By Susan
at 2015-08-07T19:34

五樓勇氣可加

精子很燙嘛

By Zanna
at 2015-04-23T14:34

以前都拔出來射在女友肚子上她都會說唉呀好燙好燙熱熱的是有啦！真的很燙嘛？我自己沒啥感覺啊這絕對是認真文 -- Sent from my Android - ...

星期六

By Joe
at 2015-04-23T08:06

--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpeFjdTex8 他手掌有種粗糙的體貼他在我需要時候出現　身邊被你傷的那些崩潰眼淚多虧他無私的奉陪我哭著用力的鼻涕和眼淚，分不出是什麼流下他坐在我的身邊，手搭著我啜泣到發抖的肩又是個星期六，他 ...

大家的老二都這麼小嗎

By Ivy
at 2015-04-23T07:42

※ 引述《GerardPique (皮克)》之銘言： : ※ 引述《sertyu (BULE)》之銘言： : : 看很多推薦剛本0.02超薄 : : 買了一盒來用 : : 緊的半死 : : 很難套進去 : : 大家的老二都這麼小嗎 : : 滿慘的 : 其實我生活中也有個嚴重的困擾 : 就是很難坐在馬桶上大便 ...

射太遠是正常不正常?

By Cara
at 2015-04-23T06:01

小弟一直有個困擾我不知道這樣正常不正常就是每次無套愛愛要射的時候我都會迅速拔出來射在肚子上好問題來了當我射的時候，明明是往肚子射沒有錯但射的時候會噴很遠，會從肚臍噴到女方的下巴如果從後面拔出來射就是從她屁股噴到頭髮還有一次射歪噴到床上... 當下女方被噴到的反應都會尖叫 ...

俘虜

By Edith
at 2015-04-23T05:18

這小子欸，這麼晚了還不回來。我在剛落成的新家裡，輕鬆地叨著菸，打了通電話給妹妹。「嘿，別鬼混了，跟那個男生說你的門禁時間到了。」從電話另一頭隱約聽見小倆口的離情依依。「這麼快就要回家了？」「嘿嘿...沒辦法，畢竟我是哥哥的俘虜啊～」聽見這段話我臉上浮現了複雜的表情。依稀記得那是 ...

只喝茶吃魚到最後會發生什麼事呢? - 成人話題討論

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