只喜歡被舔奶頭的帥哥 - 成人話題討論

By Delia
at 2022-03-27T22:12
at 2022-03-27T22:12
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大家好我是蒂娜醬
今日開車前打了一波麻將
突然天靈一閃想到另外一個荒謬的經歷
以前蒂娜醬覺得會有一見鍾情的事情發生
一定是因為對方夠帥或者夠漂亮
我相信他們的世界是沒有空窗期的
某次跟我的大學閨蜜逛逢甲夜市
晚上10點接到電話我們又轉去找朋友
進了一間洋酒行我朋友跟他男友坐在吧台前
店內裝潢英倫風音樂卻點播著抖音舞曲
啪金狗咧在我臉上畫了三條線
吧台內四個男生分別是 台客/台客/帥哥/台客
我只看了一眼便不敢往右邊方向看過去
因為他是一位有明星臉的帥哥
(請參考唱台北直直撞的李英宏
也因為這樣最右邊的台客我到現在都不知道長相
彷彿要隱藏緊張的情緒跟不自然的視線方向
最左邊那位台客一直幫我倒粉紅酒
來幾杯我吞幾杯
/齁妹妹,這後勁很強喔,勸妳慢慢喝啦
差不多要醉了之後我趕緊回家躺床一覺死到天亮
結果那個帥哥加了我IG還密我說嗨
他是一位室內設計師
那間店剛開幕他是其中一位老闆
如之前文章所說我那時是會被有一技之長的男人吸引的笨蛋女生
又帥又有才幹,我看一眼就不行了
聊了大概有三天三夜後他冒出一句
「聽説妳有在做那個」
「沒啦沒有要幹嘛,只是我朋友他們很愛叫傳播,但都不漂亮,想說妳還行啊蠻可愛的」
呃,那我要說歡迎光臨嗎?
/可是我不是傳播欸,我不太會喝酒
「沒關係你就乖乖漂亮被我帶出場就好」
第一次出去是投票日,晚上他跟他朋友唱歌
他朋友笑虧著說這是他們第一次見到她帶女性朋友出門
結束後我們準備找地方休息
在車上他突然把衣服拉起來「快點!我不行了」
我傻在那,可是…正常來說是脫褲子
「快點啦!奶頭」
/你是說,讓我摸你奶頭嗎?
「邊舔邊摸啊」好,真的是神諭
從來只有別人玩弄我奶頭,還沒有玩弄別人的
這比被人家看我下面還羞恥
進到房間後,他迫不及待的脫光跟我泡澡
他不玩我的奶,他只想自己的奶被玩
於是我又啃、又摸,在他的平板上摩擦摩擦
像是在檢查我家的牆壁漏水一樣
到底哪裡才是讓他舒服的源頭
那晚他自己尻手槍而我負責瘋狂咬他的奶
咬合、咬合、咬合
射了之後點了一根菸長嘆「妳好會玩」
這男人很帥,可是他喜歡被玩奶
原本掀起狂風暴雨的小船彷彿奇蹟降臨
風平浪靜什麼事都沒有發生
那半年偶爾跟他做,但幾乎都在幫他玩奶
已經荒謬到我有時坐在他身邊都覺得
我彷彿是安置在他奶上的跳蛋
暈船情傷或者療傷我沒有體會到
深刻體會到的是嘴巴的酸楚跟無奈
甚至曾經想過
我可以在某一天乾脆不領錢
直接質問他你可以像個正常男人一樣嗎?
舔奶沒關係,但是至少要放進來啊
後來有一次凌晨,他把我挖起來讓我幫他舔奶奶
因為太想睡覺了我就辭職不幹了
反正,你不喜歡我的小奶
-所以,最近不開車是因為都在游泳
https://i.imgur.com/Aou7NDm.jpg
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今日開車前打了一波麻將
突然天靈一閃想到另外一個荒謬的經歷
以前蒂娜醬覺得會有一見鍾情的事情發生
一定是因為對方夠帥或者夠漂亮
我相信他們的世界是沒有空窗期的
某次跟我的大學閨蜜逛逢甲夜市
晚上10點接到電話我們又轉去找朋友
進了一間洋酒行我朋友跟他男友坐在吧台前
店內裝潢英倫風音樂卻點播著抖音舞曲
啪金狗咧在我臉上畫了三條線
吧台內四個男生分別是 台客/台客/帥哥/台客
我只看了一眼便不敢往右邊方向看過去
因為他是一位有明星臉的帥哥
(請參考唱台北直直撞的李英宏
也因為這樣最右邊的台客我到現在都不知道長相
彷彿要隱藏緊張的情緒跟不自然的視線方向
最左邊那位台客一直幫我倒粉紅酒
來幾杯我吞幾杯
/齁妹妹,這後勁很強喔,勸妳慢慢喝啦
差不多要醉了之後我趕緊回家躺床一覺死到天亮
結果那個帥哥加了我IG還密我說嗨
他是一位室內設計師
那間店剛開幕他是其中一位老闆
如之前文章所說我那時是會被有一技之長的男人吸引的笨蛋女生
又帥又有才幹,我看一眼就不行了
聊了大概有三天三夜後他冒出一句
「聽説妳有在做那個」
「沒啦沒有要幹嘛,只是我朋友他們很愛叫傳播,但都不漂亮,想說妳還行啊蠻可愛的」
呃,那我要說歡迎光臨嗎?
/可是我不是傳播欸,我不太會喝酒
「沒關係你就乖乖漂亮被我帶出場就好」
第一次出去是投票日,晚上他跟他朋友唱歌
他朋友笑虧著說這是他們第一次見到她帶女性朋友出門
結束後我們準備找地方休息
在車上他突然把衣服拉起來「快點!我不行了」
我傻在那,可是…正常來說是脫褲子
「快點啦!奶頭」
/你是說,讓我摸你奶頭嗎?
「邊舔邊摸啊」好,真的是神諭
從來只有別人玩弄我奶頭,還沒有玩弄別人的
這比被人家看我下面還羞恥
進到房間後,他迫不及待的脫光跟我泡澡
他不玩我的奶,他只想自己的奶被玩
於是我又啃、又摸,在他的平板上摩擦摩擦
像是在檢查我家的牆壁漏水一樣
到底哪裡才是讓他舒服的源頭
那晚他自己尻手槍而我負責瘋狂咬他的奶
咬合、咬合、咬合
射了之後點了一根菸長嘆「妳好會玩」
這男人很帥,可是他喜歡被玩奶
原本掀起狂風暴雨的小船彷彿奇蹟降臨
風平浪靜什麼事都沒有發生
那半年偶爾跟他做,但幾乎都在幫他玩奶
已經荒謬到我有時坐在他身邊都覺得
我彷彿是安置在他奶上的跳蛋
暈船情傷或者療傷我沒有體會到
深刻體會到的是嘴巴的酸楚跟無奈
甚至曾經想過
我可以在某一天乾脆不領錢
直接質問他你可以像個正常男人一樣嗎?
舔奶沒關係,但是至少要放進來啊
後來有一次凌晨,他把我挖起來讓我幫他舔奶奶
因為太想睡覺了我就辭職不幹了
反正,你不喜歡我的小奶
-所以,最近不開車是因為都在游泳
https://i.imgur.com/Aou7NDm.jpg

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