另一半是人人幻想的職業嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Jake
at 2012-08-28T15:43

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※ 引述《VincentKung (Vincent)》之銘言：
: 你的另一半是讓人常有幻想的職業性質嗎？？
: 如果有什麼空姐、櫃姐、教師...之類的，會讓你們中間的生活情趣提升嗎？
: 小弟不才，只有交往過教師和護士，都沒有感覺特別有不一樣的氣氛啊。
不是你身邊的那個女人你就會哈她這是鐵則

高中時代所交的高中女友你有哪裡覺得比較特別的嗎? 沒有
但是30歲 40歲 50歲 60歲 70歲的男人哈得要死

結婚之後你有覺得你老婆成為了"人妻" 有比較特別嗎? 沒有
但是25歲 20歲 15歲的男生哈得要死

結婚多年之後你有覺得你老婆成為了"熟女" 有比較特別嗎? 沒有
但是這種片子很賣錢....

而當這些從事職業的女生成為你女友or老婆時又有什麼特別呢?

1.小學老師 http://ppt.cc/7f_9
幻想中 : 教導天真孩子們的小學老師能夠在教室後面的辦公桌上xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去前面教課
再視情況控制振動頻率超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★★★★★
實際上 : 不就是個生活在一起的女生嗎?
對於生活的禮儀要求很多講話發音也必須精準
五點下課就whatapp來詢問下班沒(天兵? 天然呆? 不食人間煙火?)
實際熱血度 : ★★

2.店員/服務生 http://ppt.cc/X8BZ
幻想中 : 穿著制服的店員/服務生能夠在倉庫/後場xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去服務客人
再視情況控制振動頻率超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★★
實際上 : 不就是個生活在一起的女生嗎?
這種職業真的是有夠忙有夠累的又要面對很囉唆的奧客
下班後很有可能沒那麼有耐性地客氣地說話維持一般水準就不錯了
實際熱血度 : ★★

3.空姐 http://ppt.cc/67wM
幻想中 : 穿著制服的空姐能夠在飛機上的廚房或廁所xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去服務乘客
再視情況控制振動頻率超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★★
實際上 : 這種職業無敵累的又要面對很囉唆的奧客
下班後很有可能沒那麼有耐性地客氣地說話維持一般水準就不錯了
　　　　　空姐的儀態與談吐都會養成習慣整體上就是讓人覺得很舒服　　　
實際熱血度 : ★★★★

4.驗屍官 http://ppt.cc/HBJ~
幻想中 : 穿著手術服的驗屍官能夠在太平間的手術台上xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去解剖化驗
再視情況控制振動頻率超.........................變態的操!
興奮度 : ★
扭曲度 : ★★★★★
實際上 : 這種職業是很神聖的可能可以救很多人可以替人平反
body看了很多摸了很多也許會更喜歡有體溫的真人
　　　　　回家後應該除了勞累之外會很熱情　　　
實際熱血度 : ★★★★★

5.OL/女業務 http://ppt.cc/zFJU
幻想中 : 穿著套裝的OL/女業務能夠在會議室xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋一起進行會議
再視情況控制振動頻率超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★
實際上 : 不就是個生活在一起的女生嗎?
這種職業天天穿套裝出門櫃子裡有好幾套套裝
天天看到這種打扮是會無感的
實際熱血度 : ★

6.運動員 http://ppt.cc/~3S5 http://ppt.cc/NKNj
幻想中 : 穿著運動服的運動員能夠在休息室或運動場上xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她到運動場上進行比賽
再視情況控制振動頻率一定會掉出來..........
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★★★★★
實際上 : 身材非常勻稱肌肉線條明顯運動時比較不會化妝
私生活中約會外出等等活動會化妝穿漂亮的衣服大大地加分
但是交往久了依然會是"不就是個生活在一起的女生嗎?"的狀況
實際熱血度 : ★★★★★

7.女法師 (沒圖)
幻想中 : 並非遊戲中穿著火辣的女性魔法師而是能夠觀落陰請OO上身的那種
如果厲害一點可以請各時代的絕世美女上身來xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去替信者觀落陰
再視情況控制振動頻率超.........................變態的操!
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ☆
實際上 : 這種職業勞累度無法估計(到底是輕鬆還是累啊??@@")
就算請到了絕世美女上身看到的還是那張臉(根本就同一個人...)
好像沒有比較厲害???
實際熱血度 : ★

8.尼姑 (沒圖)
幻想中 : 虔誠並為神明服務的尼姑如果能對著她的ooo來xxx 你一定會遭到天譴
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋對著她ooo先##後xxx 你一定會遭到天譴
再視情況控制振動頻率當她***的時候將@@打開xxx 你一定會遭到天譴
興奮度 : ??
扭曲度 : ★★★★★★★★★★
實際上 : 一切寧可信其有不可信其無不要害了人家阿彌陀佛
實際熱血度 : ??

9.人妖 (沒圖) #新增
幻想中 : 外表美麗身材超好的人妖如果可以在各種地方被他肛
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋....在他屁股裡然後被他肛
再視情況控制振動頻率繼續被他肛......
興奮度 : ??
扭曲度 : ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
實際上 : 沒有實際上!!!!!
實際熱血度 : ??

10.護士 (沒圖) #新增
幻想中 : 溫柔婉約無論是擦藥包紮還是打針都為溫柔地說"有點痛唷<3" (in惹)
穿著粉紅色或白色的天使裝扮能夠在病房內xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去幫病人打針
再視情況控制振動頻率把病人插到像剋藥一樣都沒問題超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★★
扭曲度 : ★★★★
實際上 : 台灣的醫生與護士實在是太少了造成超長工時非常疲累
而部分病人只要護士口氣稍差馬上就暴跳如雷
承受莫大壓力的護士們回到家裡應該只為想要放鬆休息難以好聲好氣
實際熱血度 : ★

11.檳榔西施 (沒圖) #新增
幻想中 : 穿著清涼火辣的西施能夠在採光良好的透明櫃中xxx
或者是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋讓她去卡車旁賣檳榔
再視情況控制振動頻率超high的
興奮度 : ★★★★
扭曲度 : ★
實際上 : 西施們本來就是用性感與挑逗來提高銷售量的
振動後的嬌喘讓卡車司機心癢難耐不是直接載走就是天天光顧
再不然詢問多少價碼這樣身為男友的你受得了?
(受得了! 超high的!)
實際熱血度 : ★★★★★

不是你身邊的那個女人你就會哈她這是鐵則
久了以後就都是差不多的狀況

男生偶爾性幻想一下發文討論無傷大雅有益健康 OK的!

女生呢?
好不容易有女板友po文表達自己的慾望了
結果不是說人家不好就是人肉之後把照片貼出來
找到照片自己低調欣賞就好了咩
男生可以有各種慾望為什麼女生不行?
給點正常又不偽善的討論空間啦!

否則我們都將成為偽善者!

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貼圖不妥請告知唷~

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All Comments

By Leila
at 2012-08-29T19:36

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加一個：9.人妖

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at 2012-08-30T23:29

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at 2012-09-01T03:21

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at 2012-09-02T07:14

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at 2012-09-03T11:07

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at 2012-09-04T15:00

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at 2012-09-05T18:52

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at 2012-09-06T22:45

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at 2012-09-08T02:38

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By Jacky
at 2012-09-09T06:30

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By Kelly
at 2012-09-10T10:23

這個只好推了..

By Lucy
at 2012-09-11T14:16

看到zeoforce 先推了

By Jacky
at 2012-09-12T18:09

好久不見的分析文～推！

By Isabella
at 2012-09-13T22:01

By Isabella
at 2012-09-15T01:54

那個老師不錯

By Bethany
at 2012-09-16T05:47

推

By Una
at 2012-09-17T09:39

超high的

By Freda
at 2012-09-18T13:32

結尾這觀點很中肯

By Jessica
at 2012-09-19T17:25

你到底有多喜歡遠距離操控式跳蛋啦XD

By Noah
at 2012-09-20T21:18

我也想問你到底有多愛跳蛋啦

By Adele
at 2012-09-22T01:10

原PO想 8. 應該有譜...

By John
at 2012-09-23T05:03

沒有護士

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at 2012-09-24T08:56

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By James
at 2012-09-25T12:48

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at 2012-09-26T16:41

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at 2012-09-27T20:34

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By Quanna
at 2012-09-29T00:27

推

By Mia
at 2012-09-30T04:19

女生在這裡發文第一件事就是先被人肉照片然後水球信件
騷擾　根本是莫名奇妙　有點病態感覺...

By Necoo
at 2012-10-01T08:12

女乞丐感覺也很扭曲衣衫襤褸的感覺有人丟錢跳蛋就按一
下

By Ophelia
at 2012-10-02T12:05

可以請z大撰寫有關跳蛋的研究論文嗎？

By Susan
at 2012-10-03T15:57

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By Jacky
at 2012-10-04T19:50

一回來就看到加了，我果然所託非人呀，根本是神呀

By Gary
at 2012-10-05T23:43

你哪來那麼多遠距離操控跳蛋

By Charlotte
at 2012-10-07T03:36

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at 2012-10-08T07:28

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at 2012-10-09T11:21

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at 2012-10-10T15:14

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at 2012-10-11T19:06

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at 2012-10-12T22:59

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at 2012-10-14T02:52

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at 2012-10-15T06:45

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By William
at 2012-10-16T10:37

有笑有推驗屍官也太...回家都是屍臭味你不會有興趣的

By Michael
at 2012-10-17T14:30

這實在太好笑了xddd

By Linda
at 2012-10-18T18:23

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By Mary
at 2012-10-19T22:15

女法醫不錯

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at 2012-10-21T02:08

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at 2012-10-22T06:01

怎麼沒有女軍官呢? 白天在狗幹阿兵哥用跳蛋也很微妙

By Anonymous
at 2012-10-23T09:54

zoeforce 達成了「全職業殺手」的成就。

By Anonymous
at 2012-10-24T13:46

另外運動員也普遍真的好，身材勻稱結實不在話下

By Ula
at 2012-10-25T17:39

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By Blanche
at 2012-10-26T21:32

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at 2012-10-28T01:24

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at 2012-10-29T05:17

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at 2012-10-30T09:10

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at 2012-10-31T13:03

女總統

By Regina
at 2012-11-01T16:55

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-11-02T20:48

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at 2012-11-04T00:41

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By Heather
at 2012-11-05T04:33

結尾真的很中肯…一堆人叫男生去開，女生想幹嘛就………

By Carol
at 2012-11-06T08:26

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By Barb Cronin
at 2012-11-07T12:19

怎麼沒有護士(敲碗)

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at 2012-11-08T16:12

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By Rae
at 2012-11-09T20:04

超.........................變態的操! XDDDD

By Tom
at 2012-11-10T23:57

！

By Jessica
at 2012-11-12T03:50

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By Bethany
at 2012-11-13T07:43

超................................變態的XDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2012-11-14T11:35

你女友有看過這篇文嗎?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-11-15T15:28

人妖為啥沒圖? 你說阿你說阿

By Hedwig
at 2012-11-16T19:21

想看女法官的分析

By Charlotte
at 2012-11-17T23:13

我開始相信你了

By Faithe
at 2012-11-19T03:06

哪招阿

By Sarah
at 2012-11-20T06:59

那個老師不錯

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at 2012-11-21T10:52

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at 2012-11-22T14:44

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at 2012-11-23T18:37

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at 2012-11-24T22:30

女武神呢?

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at 2012-11-26T02:22

Z大又再次登上板標了請發表感言

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at 2012-11-27T06:15

一人一推要求加一個 zoeforce 的分類！！！

By Kelly
at 2012-11-28T10:08

口枷是一個放在嘴裡有洞的球

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-11-29T14:01

哈哈哈,笑死我了....全職業殺手....XDD

By Andy
at 2012-11-30T17:53

朝聖推

By Joe
at 2012-12-01T21:46

超........變態的操XDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2012-12-03T01:39

不戒大師表示:

By Edwina
at 2012-12-04T05:31

原Po到底是多愛玩跳蛋?

By Kelly
at 2012-12-05T09:24

靠杯 XDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2012-12-06T13:17

推！！不愛偽善！

By Ula
at 2012-12-07T17:10

幫補女法師圖 http://tinyurl.com/9a36j9h

By Candice
at 2012-12-08T21:02

反正就是塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋

By Caitlin
at 2012-12-10T00:55

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By Dinah
at 2012-12-11T04:48

嘴角失守了...操XD

By Xanthe
at 2012-12-12T08:40

z大推推~~~

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-12-13T12:33

你一定會遭到天譴......超好笑的啦

By Doris
at 2012-12-14T16:26

這......

By Callum
at 2012-12-15T20:19

這明明遠距離跳蛋的置入性行銷

By Yedda
at 2012-12-17T00:11

你到底有多喜歡遠距離操控式跳蛋啊!!

By Margaret
at 2012-12-18T04:04

每個都要塞跳蛋..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2012-12-19T07:57

http://ppt.cc/LkT_ 法師圖

By Christine
at 2012-12-20T11:49

高級的廢話XDDDD

By Susan
at 2012-12-21T15:42

剛剛樓上4樓的回文我有跟到~~~
更正!!剛剛樓下4樓被裂退刪除的回文我有跟到

By Jake
at 2012-12-22T19:35

XDDDD

By Enid
at 2012-12-23T23:28

昨天才看了一片廚房店主性騷擾!!

By Margaret
at 2012-12-25T03:20

沒有護士啦！

By Jake
at 2012-12-26T07:13

人妖圖來啦 http://tinyurl.com/9ztgjpl

By Andy
at 2012-12-27T11:06

空姐護士女醫生女警女軍官OL主播老師...

By Faithe
at 2012-12-28T14:58

總之塞個遠距離操控式跳蛋就對了！

By Genevieve
at 2012-12-29T18:51

看到驗屍官瞬間噴飯XD

By Genevieve
at 2012-12-30T22:44

快笑死啦XDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-01-01T02:37

有沒有女PTT板主？

By Dora
at 2013-01-02T06:29

你......................

By Daniel
at 2013-01-03T10:22

你這讓我想到之前看到的星座解說....

By James
at 2013-01-04T14:15

Z大常常被噴到GG上嗎

By Anthony
at 2013-01-05T18:07

一定要跳蛋

By Catherine
at 2013-01-06T22:00

女名嘴

By Anthony
at 2013-01-08T01:53

crowley:http://ppt.cc/LkT_ 法師圖是母豬圖嗎= =?

By Quanna
at 2013-01-09T05:46

板標XD
◎[西斯] 『全職業殺手』 zoeforce

By Michael
at 2013-01-10T09:38

精闢不推對不起自己

By Necoo
at 2013-01-11T13:31

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2013-01-12T17:24

good job!

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-01-13T21:16

哈哈哈超好笑啦超.......變態拉操!

By Rebecca
at 2013-01-15T01:09

運動員讚

By Quanna
at 2013-01-16T05:02

◎[西斯] 『全職業殺手』 zoeforce

By Hedwig
at 2013-01-17T08:55

簡稱：全職殺手

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-01-18T12:47

XDDD

By Faithe
at 2013-01-19T16:40

扭曲度讓我狂笑不止中 XD

By Puput
at 2013-01-20T20:33

這只能推了

By Bethany
at 2013-01-22T00:26

Z大推啊!!!!!!!!!

By Belly
at 2013-01-23T04:18

好一個專業分析文阿!!!

By Sarah
at 2013-01-24T08:11

有玩弄zoeforce的分析嗎?

By Elizabeth
at 2013-01-25T12:04

遭天譴哈哈

By Hazel
at 2013-01-26T15:56

有笑有推

By Edward Lewis
at 2013-01-27T19:49

目前戰績:護士、老師、公務員

By Rosalind
at 2013-01-28T23:42

XDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2013-01-30T03:35

一定要生出一個爛結尾我不懂

By Eden
at 2013-01-31T07:27

原來是久違的zoeforce...

By Frederic
at 2013-02-01T11:20

看到列表就知道是Z大了

By Hedwig
at 2013-02-02T15:13

有沒有娘娘腔的全職業殺手??

By Selena
at 2013-02-03T19:05

第一個看起來應該月事來了

By Hedwig
at 2013-02-04T22:58

Z大都整理好了~不推不行!~

By Olga
at 2013-02-06T02:51

不推不行

By Vanessa
at 2013-02-07T06:44

太強拉!!!

By Donna
at 2013-02-08T10:36

XD 反正你就是只想玩跳蛋就對了...

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-02-09T14:29

一定會遭天譴!!

By Linda
at 2013-02-10T18:22

女運動員如果是體操類的感覺超好...筋超開

By Freda
at 2013-02-11T22:14

人妖拉最強了

By Edith
at 2013-02-13T02:07

XDDD 每個職業都在塞挑蛋

By Daph Bay
at 2013-02-14T06:00

我幹過驗屍官...= =

By Odelette
at 2013-02-15T09:53

屍體

By Dinah
at 2013-02-16T13:45

這裡有批新鮮的跳蛋好便宜

By Thomas
at 2013-02-17T17:38

驗屍官...是因為緯來在播voice吧

By Tracy
at 2013-02-18T21:31

Motor:我幹過驗屍官...= = 攻還是受？

By Odelette
at 2013-02-20T01:23

幹XD

By Harry
at 2013-02-21T05:16

你是有多愛跳蛋阿!超high XD

By Lily
at 2013-02-22T09:09

xddddd　有夠白濫

By Thomas
at 2013-02-23T13:02

不愧是優質廢文王 !!

By Jacob
at 2013-02-24T16:54

太猛了= =

By Belly
at 2013-02-25T20:47

我只能說特殊行業的人壓力大需要發洩的量也大 /_\

By Jacob
at 2013-02-27T00:40

驗屍官: 我喜歡在屍體裡塞跳蛋顆顆

By Doris
at 2013-02-28T04:32

為什麼花媽沒有被排在裡面!!!

By Damian
at 2013-03-01T08:25

推啦~

By Heather
at 2013-03-02T12:18

伍告靠杯XDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2013-03-03T16:11

zeoforce第一名~~

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-03-04T20:03

為什麼有幾個很奇特的職業XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2013-03-05T23:56

朝聖推XD...

By Dora
at 2013-03-07T03:49

朝聖~

By Queena
at 2013-03-08T07:41

High翻天

By Donna
at 2013-03-09T11:34

全職業殺手朝聖推~

By Enid
at 2013-03-10T15:27

推z大！

By Kristin
at 2013-03-11T19:20

朝聖推

By William
at 2013-03-12T23:12

跳蛋才是主體!! XD

By Sandy
at 2013-03-14T03:05

為什麼我邊看邊狂笑阿XD

By Michael
at 2013-03-15T06:58

朝聖推! 運動員也不見得都有人愛阿~看項目啦...

By Adele
at 2013-03-16T10:50

為什麼沒有女立委?在她犀利問政時塞個遠距離操控跳蛋

By William
at 2013-03-17T14:43

那個老師讚喔

By Ina
at 2013-03-18T18:36

z大終於又po分析文了！趕快去買樂透彩~~

By Audriana
at 2013-03-19T22:29

XDDD

By Ida
at 2013-03-21T02:21

沒護士耶

By Una
at 2013-03-22T06:14

幫推

By Charlotte
at 2013-03-23T10:07

超好笑!運動員第一位是誰?好正!

By Donna
at 2013-03-24T13:59

超好笑XDDD

By Sarah
at 2013-03-25T17:52

專業分析文

By Caitlin
at 2013-03-26T21:45

推XD 果然是Z大一出手就知有沒有

By Una
at 2013-03-28T01:38

幹XDDDDDDDD一定要有跳但嗎XDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2013-03-29T05:30

高手

By Zenobia
at 2013-03-30T09:23

好像有看過類似的文章..?

By Blanche
at 2013-03-31T13:16

By Brianna
at 2013-04-01T17:09

女醫師?!

By Anonymous
at 2013-04-02T21:01

幫推阿~~~ 可是為什麼沒有護士0.0

By Delia
at 2013-04-04T00:54

棒~

By Anthony
at 2013-04-05T04:47

u.u要幫人打針的人會找一個會打你針的女人嗎?

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-04-06T08:39

純噓第一句不過每種職業都要用遙控跳蛋是哪招XDDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2013-04-07T12:32

......................................................

By Damian
at 2013-04-08T16:25

為什麼每個都要用跳蛋？

By Olivia
at 2013-04-09T20:18

跳蛋界的好文!

By Jacky
at 2013-04-11T00:10

hahaha

By Jack
at 2013-04-12T04:03

Z大說的鐵則我會牢記在心的

By Jacob
at 2013-04-13T07:56

太猛了

By Genevieve
at 2013-04-14T11:48

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2013-04-15T15:41

Z大必推

By Christine
at 2013-04-16T19:34

朝聖推~~~

By Connor
at 2013-04-17T23:27

你是有多喜歡跳蛋啦.......

By Emily
at 2013-04-19T03:19

你是有多喜歡跳蛋啦....... （朝聖

By Carol
at 2013-04-20T07:12

有多喜歡跳蛋啦.......

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-04-21T11:05

是有多喜歡跳蚤啦.......

By Isabella
at 2013-04-22T14:57

XDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2013-04-23T18:50

Z大真的好帥

By Jessica
at 2013-04-24T22:43

超.........................變態的操!

By Isabella
at 2013-04-26T02:36

你是有多喜歡跳蛋啦.......

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-04-27T06:28

.............

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-04-28T10:21

XDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2013-04-29T14:14

z大有沒有推薦的遙控跳蛋阿，之前買了一個遙控距離超短

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-04-30T18:06

根本就玩不起來XD

By Eden
at 2013-05-01T21:59

很多人也喜歡護士啊!但是叫好不叫座..單身的一堆!

By Rae
at 2013-05-03T01:52

XDDDD 可不可以多一個修女

By Brianna
at 2013-05-04T05:45

http://ppt.cc/_vpc

By Callum
at 2013-05-05T09:37

感謝大大無私ㄉ分享...強力推推~哈

By Robert
at 2013-05-06T13:30

女副總統如何?

By Kristin
at 2013-05-07T17:23

口-口啊

By Robert
at 2013-05-08T21:15

超嗨的!!!

By Doris
at 2013-05-10T01:08

我笑很久

By Thomas
at 2013-05-11T05:01

看到一直在跳蛋

By Belly
at 2013-05-12T08:54

除了推還是只能推
btw 修女不用剃光頭但尼姑要...

By Emily
at 2013-05-13T12:46

朝聖推

By Susan
at 2013-05-14T16:39

zDEMONz女友不就是amgel316 zDEMONz他女友臉書超正的!!

By Bennie
at 2013-05-15T20:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2013-05-17T00:24

為什麼會有驗屍官XDDD 是因為我在原po那篇推文的關係嗎XD

By Andrew
at 2013-05-18T04:17

太帥了

By Daph Bay
at 2013-05-19T08:10

朝聖推，專業推

By Dora
at 2013-05-20T12:03

你到底有多喜歡跳蛋啊XD

By Ina
at 2013-05-21T15:55

什麼都是跳蛋是怎樣...

By Bennie
at 2013-05-22T19:48

有效有推

By Tom
at 2013-05-23T23:41

改稱號跳蛋一哥好了

By Elma
at 2013-05-25T03:33

不就是個生活在一起的女生嗎? XD

By Tracy
at 2013-05-26T07:26

先推再看 zoe大又要上板標了嗎?

By Frederic
at 2013-05-27T11:19

推,用跳蛋好有畫面

By Robert
at 2013-05-28T15:12

紅的明顯，運動員Allison那個好像是謠傳喔
實際上她不是奧運成員

By Edith
at 2013-05-29T19:04

推

By Ida
at 2013-05-30T22:57

哭杯驗屍官是殺小啦XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2013-06-01T02:50

靠邀笑死我了XDD

By Megan
at 2013-06-02T06:42

XDDDDDDDD太屌了

By Quanna
at 2013-06-03T10:35

超愛跳蚤的XD

By Queena
at 2013-06-04T14:28

超變態推

By Jacky
at 2013-06-05T18:21

視情況控制振動頻率超high的~>\\\<

By Charlotte
at 2013-06-06T22:13

還好運動員的兩張照片不是放大小威......

By Kristin
at 2013-06-08T02:06

是有多喜歡跳蛋啦XDD

By Adele
at 2013-06-09T05:59

這跟星座文有異曲同工之妙XD

By Candice
at 2013-06-10T09:52

朝聖推

By Lucy
at 2013-06-11T13:44

朝聖

By Necoo
at 2013-06-12T17:37

....

By Hedy
at 2013-06-13T21:30

你到底有多喜歡跳蛋啦

By Hedy
at 2013-06-15T01:22

明明是公版文可是我笑到不行orz...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-06-16T05:15

板標推

By Charlotte
at 2013-06-17T09:08

我開始相信你了....

By Selena
at 2013-06-18T13:01

女歌手在唱音浪的時候，「音浪太強不晃晃」
此時按下去她就晃了

By Andrew
at 2013-06-19T16:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2013-06-20T20:46

Z大只能推了XDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-06-22T00:39

加個市長.avi (ry

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-06-23T04:31

Z大每次都發優文下次改發廢文讓大家見識一下好嗎

By Damian
at 2013-06-24T08:24

幹後面怎都沒圖阿虧我褲子都脫一半了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-06-25T12:17

Z大你用相聲部長的梗我知道大家辛苦了XD

By Liam
at 2013-06-26T16:10

也太愛跳蛋了XDD

By Agatha
at 2013-06-27T20:02

怎沒寫真女模~
受得了! 超high的!

By Bethany
at 2013-06-28T23:55

全職業殺手不是叫假的XDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2013-06-30T03:48

超想攻略一下女軍官的XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2013-07-01T07:40

zoeforce一定要推了拉!!!!!! 每一個都遠距離線控!

By Mason
at 2013-07-02T11:33

遠距離操控式跳蛋...看來z大一定會喜歡貞操帶之女系列.

By Mason
at 2013-07-03T15:26

運動員阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Liam
at 2013-07-04T19:19

護士壓抑久了根本不是你說的這樣~~~

By Zanna
at 2013-07-05T23:11

朝聖推～你是多喜歡遠距離操控式跳蛋啦

By David
at 2013-07-07T03:04

女法師你可以用愛連納的圖

By Kelly
at 2013-07-08T06:57

沒有女蘿莉~(/ˋ++++ˊ)/~┴───┴

By Isla
at 2013-07-09T10:49

By Olga
at 2013-07-10T14:42

朝聖!!!

By Ida
at 2013-07-11T18:35

你只是想遠距離操弄跳蛋而已啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Isabella
at 2013-07-12T22:28

吵架的話就不塞遠距離跳蛋保證女友乖乖的

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-07-14T02:20

女軍官~女軍官~

By Selena
at 2013-07-15T06:13

有神快推XDDDD

By Andrew
at 2013-07-16T10:06

超.........................變態的操! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2013-07-17T13:58

Z大是兼職A片導演嘛這麼愛跳蛋XD

By Ophelia
at 2013-07-18T17:51

不推不行!

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-07-19T21:44

你到底有多喜歡遠距離操控式跳蛋啦XD

By Damian
at 2013-07-21T01:37

連看三個遠距跳蛋就覺得.....超....變態的操!!

By Xanthe
at 2013-07-22T05:29

太強了！推！

By Kama
at 2013-07-23T09:22

其實你只是想塞遠距離操控式跳蛋而已吧

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-07-24T13:15

強XDDD

By Leila
at 2013-07-25T17:07

你前面說的尼姑是2008年版的金瓶梅，演員是若菜光

By Doris
at 2013-07-26T21:00

你只是想玩跳蛋吧...

By Bennie
at 2013-07-28T00:53

8.9超好笑的XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2013-07-29T04:46

Z大出品。

By Lauren
at 2013-07-30T08:38

阿準你怎麼又上板標了... XDD

By William
at 2013-07-31T12:31

美咪在我樓上!!

By Bennie
at 2013-08-01T16:24

笑死我了

By Ina
at 2013-08-02T20:16

可以來個女運將嗎~

By Hamiltion
at 2013-08-04T00:09

幹你到底有多喜歡跳蛋啦

By Isabella
at 2013-08-05T04:02

推薦這篇文章XD

By George
at 2013-08-06T07:55

人妖沒有實際XDDD

By Emma
at 2013-08-07T11:47

有笑有推！

By Emma
at 2013-08-08T15:40

你到底多喜歡遙控跳蛋啊XDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2013-08-09T19:33

有神快拜....

By Tracy
at 2013-08-10T23:25

噗…有笑有推 XD

By Genevieve
at 2013-08-12T03:18

z大文章一定要推的...XD

By Daph Bay
at 2013-08-13T07:11

朝聖！

By Blanche
at 2013-08-14T11:04

超HIGH的~

By Caitlin
at 2013-08-15T14:56

朝聖全職殺手XDDD

By Wallis
at 2013-08-16T18:49

是全職殺手!! (敬禮)

By Puput
at 2013-08-17T22:42

尼姑XDDD

By Lauren
at 2013-08-19T02:35

大推扭曲度XDDDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2013-08-20T06:27

朝聖全職業殺手XD

By Lauren
at 2013-08-21T10:20

朝聖推，這根本是遠距離跳蛋推廣文呀>///<

By Eartha
at 2013-08-22T14:13

http://ppt.cc/Yt-j 法師

By Agnes
at 2013-08-23T18:05

超好笑全職業殺手

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-08-24T21:58

推

By Enid
at 2013-08-26T01:51

超high的!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-08-27T05:44

害我笑好久! 這文章能轉jock嗎超強..

By Elizabeth
at 2013-08-28T09:36

好文推 XD

By Bethany
at 2013-08-29T13:29

版標朝聖推

By Elma
at 2013-08-30T17:22

朝聖推XDD

By Hardy
at 2013-08-31T21:14

我開始相信你了

By Donna
at 2013-09-02T01:07

人妖感覺恨讚唉!

By Jessica
at 2013-09-03T05:00

推Z大

By Olga
at 2013-09-04T08:53

推文末

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-09-05T12:45

http://ppt.cc/RGV5 尼姑圖靠我一定會招天遣開玩笑 @@

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-09-06T16:38

樓上一定會遭天譴.................

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