古人要愛愛的暗號 - 成人話題討論

By Queena
at 2015-04-30T09:45

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現代人要愛愛的時候的暗號特別多

例如：咩休幹某老公，癢癢單挑今天想被打針…………

但古代人都講文言文感覺就很文青

很好奇古人想做愛做的事都怎麼暗示對方

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By Quanna
at 2015-05-04T14:59

做小孩

By Agatha
at 2015-05-08T20:14

春眠不覺曉處處聞啼鳥

By Hedda
at 2015-05-13T01:29

我都喊 QQ

By Dinah
at 2015-05-17T06:43

傳宗接代

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-21T11:58

晚上我要去衙門一趟

By Kelly
at 2015-05-25T17:13

今晚打老虎

By Hedy
at 2015-05-29T22:27

洗豬腸

By Rachel
at 2015-06-03T03:42

畫眉懂？

By Candice
at 2015-06-07T08:57

俺要升天啦～

By Jake
at 2015-06-11T14:11

欲相插否

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-15T19:26

弄玉吹簫？

By Leila
at 2015-06-20T00:41

相插？？？肛肛逆

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-24T05:55

爾安敢輕吾射？

By Mary
at 2015-06-28T11:10

今天潘金蓮？

By Mary
at 2015-07-02T16:25

麥~芽~糖~

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-06T21:39

http://goo.gl/HvQpYJ 挑幾本來你就知道了

By Ina
at 2015-07-11T02:54

敦倫←這算暗號嗎? :)

By Catherine
at 2015-07-15T08:09

奴今夜難入眠，望主能闖玉門關。(會不會太文言文了)

By Queena
at 2015-07-19T13:23

吾想射乎

By Brianna
at 2015-07-23T18:38

臣妾該邊癢

By Lucy
at 2015-07-27T23:52

爾安敢輕吾射？XDDDDD

By Zora
at 2015-08-01T05:07

搭配 http://ctext.org/zh 使用書名檢索

By Eden
at 2015-08-05T10:22

想玩你

By Ingrid
at 2015-08-09T15:36

君子無所爭，必也射乎

By Charlie
at 2015-08-13T20:51

春燈迷史濃情快史比較容易懂

By Jack
at 2015-08-18T02:06

你好香啊~ (甄嬛傳經典臺詞，皇帝做愛起手式

By Edwina
at 2015-08-22T07:20

吾射不亦精乎

By Elma
at 2015-08-26T12:35

吾今日欲翻妻之牌

By Freda
at 2015-08-30T17:50

吾慾生

By Franklin
at 2015-09-03T23:04

停車做愛楓林晚

By Harry
at 2015-09-08T04:19

吾乃男人中的男人跟吾決鬥吧女人

By Candice
at 2015-09-12T09:34

跪求今夜交合行否？

By Connor
at 2015-09-16T14:48

欲修幹乎？

By Odelette
at 2015-09-20T20:03

鹿鼎記大公告成

By Hazel
at 2015-09-25T01:18

http://i.imgur.com/eDsNt5L.jpg

By Margaret
at 2015-09-29T06:32

古代社會應該直接開幹沒在廢話的，褲子一脫就插了

By Kumar
at 2015-10-03T11:47

官人我要

By Michael
at 2015-10-07T17:02

幹嘛？

By Blanche
at 2015-10-11T22:16

今晚臣妾侍寢可否？

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-16T03:31

老爺不要，夫人會看見！

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-20T08:45

皇上駕崩了

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-24T14:00

今晚想要老爺臨幸

By Noah
at 2015-10-28T19:15

http://i.imgur.com/S6mFmLz.jpg

By Charlotte
at 2015-11-02T00:29

姑娘是否要交配～

By Jacky
at 2015-11-06T05:44

今日與你有緣，何不慶祝慶祝

By Belly
at 2015-11-10T10:59

當然是出師表阿

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-14T16:13

寢前尚有閒暇時，欲曉瑤宨穿針活

By Rebecca
at 2015-11-18T21:28

花徑不曾緣客掃蓬門今使為君開（開大腿）

By Ingrid
at 2015-11-23T02:43

欲相姦否

By Rachel
at 2015-11-27T07:57

三人行必有我師焉擇騎善者而從之擇騎不善者而改之

By Steve
at 2015-12-01T13:12

春宵一夜值千金問君是否賺千金??

By Donna
at 2015-12-05T18:27

召喚mrp小生大大塊來回文阿XDDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-12-09T23:41

不入虎穴焉得虎子？（老娘30如狼 40如虎）

By Charlie
at 2015-12-14T04:56

敦倫啦有沒有聽過

By Freda
at 2015-12-18T10:11

小徑不曾緣客掃蓬門今始為君開

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-22T15:25

床頭放個小陀螺

By Frederica
at 2015-12-26T20:40

娘子阿咱們來行周公之禮吧

By Thomas
at 2015-12-31T01:55

官人我要

By Jacob
at 2016-01-04T07:09

娘子快跟牛魔王出來看上帝

By Cara
at 2016-01-08T12:24

西門慶：嘿嘿嘿。就開幹了哪要暗號

By Ophelia
at 2016-01-12T17:38

認真回，敦倫

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at 2016-01-16T22:53

老婆婆:只要功夫深，鐵杵磨成針。李白:(掏)

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at 2016-01-21T04:08

共赴巫山雲雨

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at 2016-01-25T09:22

送入洞房!!!!

By Edwina
at 2016-01-29T14:37

興也，性也，幸也？

By Kama
at 2016-02-02T19:52

來，幹！

By Carol
at 2016-02-07T01:06

食吾蕉乎？

By Victoria
at 2016-02-11T06:21

汝忘了余之容顏嗎

By Michael
at 2016-02-15T11:36

老公下班看到老婆在桌上放棗子李子梨子跟橘子就知道

By Lydia
at 2016-02-19T16:50

願君郭採結 ~ 此物最好吃 ~

By Lucy
at 2016-02-23T22:05

臭臭der

By Ida
at 2016-02-28T03:20

盃休幹咩注意我說得是唐朝的台語唷~

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at 2016-03-03T08:34

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at 2016-03-07T13:49

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at 2016-03-11T19:04

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at 2016-03-16T00:18

ttb

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at 2016-03-20T05:33

萬佛朝宗

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-24T10:48

汝亦知射乎吾射不亦精乎

By Ursula
at 2016-03-28T16:02

姑蘇城外含三次夜半叫春上客床

By Donna
at 2016-04-01T21:17

怎麼沒有麥芽糖

By Mia
at 2016-04-06T02:31

好險慢了，不然一定推有麥芽糖的祭品文

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-10T07:46

絕妙好辭曹操:我才不及卿，懶覺三十里。

By Joseph
at 2016-04-14T13:01

麥芽糖

By Freda
at 2016-04-18T18:15

相公安知巫山雲雨之樂？

By Thomas
at 2016-04-22T23:30

外事不決問張昭房事不決問周瑜（都問錯人）

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-27T04:45

我早上就推過麥芽糖

By Susan
at 2016-05-01T09:59

棗子李子犁子橘子是台語嗎？快笑死了

By Iris
at 2016-05-05T15:14

文言文是書寫方式....講話誰用文言文阿

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at 2016-05-09T20:29

(%%%%%%)………洩呼!

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at 2016-05-14T01:43

推晚上我要去衙門一趟！XD

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at 2016-05-18T06:58

一江春水巷洞流

By Thomas
at 2016-05-22T12:13

今晚臥房互相切磋

By Ida
at 2016-05-26T17:27

http://i.imgur.com/gm9gOcx.jpg

By Gary
at 2016-05-30T22:42

咩修幹謀

By Oliver
at 2016-06-04T03:57

蓬門今始為君開

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-08T09:11

見一美人，自光中出

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-12T14:26

晚上沒電燈大好時光唯一娛樂就是嘿咻不需要暗號

By Tom
at 2016-06-16T19:41

今晚打老虎

By Freda
at 2016-06-21T00:55

衝上雲霄.....

By Edith
at 2016-06-25T06:10

棗子李子犁子橘子是隨你來含嗎？甲甲der

By Heather
at 2016-06-29T11:24

以其所有，易其所無

By Susan
at 2016-07-03T16:39

來坐坐

By Lydia
at 2016-07-07T21:54

進房看妳手抄華嚴經

By Dorothy
at 2016-07-12T03:08

娘子，可否傾瀉於兩峰之間?

By Dinah
at 2016-07-16T08:23

麥芽糖

By Damian
at 2016-07-20T13:38

打妖精

By Anonymous
at 2016-07-24T18:52

妹子，

By Yedda
at 2016-07-29T00:07

米糕(瞑姣)~

By Christine
at 2016-08-02T05:22

朕，居居...印印得！

By Andrew
at 2016-08-06T10:36

洗腳

By Joe
at 2016-08-10T15:51

一樹梨花壓海棠選我正解~

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-14T21:06

想跟你"好"了，忘記誰教的印象很深刻

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-19T02:20

卿不覺今日女人水洩夜正黑

By Lydia
at 2016-08-23T07:35

老爺不要

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-27T12:50

欲相姦否

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-31T18:04

應該都講方言吧晚上一到褲子脫了就愛撫開插

By Blanche
at 2016-09-04T23:19

做夫妻。

By John
at 2016-09-09T04:34

敢問姑娘相姦否？

By Steve
at 2016-09-13T09:48

娘子，今晚共赴巫山雲雨否？

By Franklin
at 2016-09-17T15:03

汝慾哈爾棒？

By Aaliyah
at 2016-09-21T20:17

花徑不曾緣客掃，蓬門自始為君開！

By Andrew
at 2016-09-26T01:32

幹，鄉民都是淫濕做對的才子啊～

By Jessica
at 2016-09-30T06:47

快被推文笑死，尤其是來，幹。哈哈哈哈哈

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-04T12:01

叫，叫再大聲也沒人理你

By Rebecca
at 2016-10-08T17:16

秀秘優而厚

By William
at 2016-10-12T22:31

舉頭問娘子，是否含攬趴

By Michael
at 2016-10-17T03:45

欲使吾屌進汝穴呼？

By Oscar
at 2016-10-21T09:00

欲休幹乎？

By Connor
at 2016-10-25T14:15

朕想東郊狩獵

By Edwina
at 2016-10-29T19:29

周公之禮

By Joe
at 2016-11-03T00:44

召喚小生大大了～XDD

By Michael
at 2016-11-07T05:59

一刻春宵值千金

By Zanna
at 2016-11-11T11:13

魚缺水

By Agnes
at 2016-11-15T16:28

麥芽糖

By Erin
at 2016-11-19T21:43

讀地理：天津安徽湖南江西==津皖湘贛

By Delia
at 2016-11-24T02:57

欲幹之睡，何患無求

By Anonymous
at 2016-11-28T08:12

久未溫存，入夜可否嚐鮮？

By Erin
at 2016-12-02T13:27

停車坐愛楓林晚

By Lucy
at 2016-12-06T18:41

窺 <- 夫見穴

By Leila
at 2016-12-10T23:56

娘子, 敦倫可乎?

By Hedda
at 2016-12-15T05:10

停車，做愛，楓林晚

By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-19T10:25

解釋春風無限恨

By Wallis
at 2016-12-23T15:40

給祖宗一個交代

By Eartha
at 2016-12-27T20:54

古人怎麼可能是說文言文，文言文就是專門拿來寫的啊=
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-01T02:09

汝亦知射乎？吾射不亦驚乎？

By Quintina
at 2017-01-05T07:24

咱們一同乘雕翱翔啪啪啪飛上天乎

By Audriana
at 2017-01-09T12:38

古今中外,惟有一詞不敗
我有點熱!!!!!

By Christine
at 2017-01-13T17:53

漫漫長夜無心睡眠...

By Franklin
at 2017-01-17T23:08

青青子衿，憂憂我心。但未君故，呻吟至今。

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at 2015-04-30T05:07

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at 2015-04-29T21:10

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古人要愛愛的暗號 - 成人話題討論

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