又快到聖誕節了,大家怎麼過? - 成人話題討論

Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-12-04T18:21

Table of Contents

※ 引述《wcpsgb (廢又長)》之銘言:
: 又快到聖誕節了
: 有人說在日本聖誕節就是約砲砲的節日
: 在這個寒冷的聖誕節,要怎麼過呢?

有天我朋友突然對我說

https://i.imgur.com/EecLHIR.jpg







他聖誕節想要給他女友一個驚喜

問我怎麼做最好




我跟他說

https://i.imgur.com/YwCEn9Y.jpg

假扮成聖誕老公公從她宿舍窗子爬進去幹她

玩聖誕老公公強暴系列






如果要再下點猛藥

https://i.imgur.com/iwcSlBH.jpg

那就買好手銬、假屌等道具放在聖誕老公公肚子裡帶進去

之後我朋友也興致勃勃的去準備了








聖誕節過了兩天後我問他跨年要怎麼過(他元旦寶寶)

他聲淚俱下地跟我說他被女友痛毆

https://i.imgur.com/xb2UbeX.jpg

我趕緊問他為什麼

他說













我女友25號國考放榜沒上...(她聖誕寶寶)

https://i.imgur.com/NysozHw.jpg









為了拯救廣大的單身朋友,撒錢一下好惹

徵求能讓單身捧由聖誕節也能看到歸懶趴火的照片

胸還是腿都可以

稅後100P發到沒錢

這樣會有人嗎O_Q

應該是沒人了吧

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Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-12-06T13:09
https://i.imgur.com/DKLnbxA.jpg 這有歸懶趴火ㄇ
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-12-08T07:57
100P 30個 窮鬼
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-12-10T02:46
https://i.imgur.com/LVqMR4I.jpg
我只是來卡位( ・∀・)
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-12-11T21:34
胖紙只有肥腰肉,坐等女神降臨
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-12-13T16:22
https://i.imgur.com/jqi5TAg.jpg
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-15T11:10
好久沒看到AB粗乃ㄌ 雖然你應該看過ㄌ 可以不用給窩
https://i.imgur.com/IKjYIZ5.jpg
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2019-12-17T05:59
屁股口以ㄇ
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-12-19T00:47
推文很可以 救救我
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-12-20T19:35
貓是不是露眼了
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-12-22T14:23
原本想說來推一張 發現沒照片
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-12-24T09:12
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Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-12-26T04:00
不用給我錢( ・∀・)
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-12-27T22:48
樓下貼高清無碼的「韓導舔舌」.jpg
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-12-29T17:37
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Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2019-12-31T12:25
為什麼要打一條馬賽克?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-01-02T07:13
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Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-01-04T02:01
https://i.imgur.com/8owzsjD.jpg 12/04 19:55
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By Freda
at 2020-01-05T20:50
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By Ivy
at 2020-01-07T15:38
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Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-01-09T10:26
樓上猛
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By Susan
at 2020-01-11T05:15
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Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-01-13T00:03
$$ https://i.imgur.com/VGQLKsn.jpg
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-01-14T18:51
樓上猛
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By Hedda
at 2020-01-16T13:39
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Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-01-18T08:28
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Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-01-20T03:16
我是真的看到歸懶趴火啦這篇文徵圖也給西斯點啊
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-01-21T22:04
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By Quintina
at 2020-01-23T16:53
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Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-01-25T11:41
等等,莫離騷他們二個都是無性欲人啊
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-01-27T06:29
韓這張真的是每看必笑 幹
William avatar
By William
at 2020-01-29T01:17
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Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-01-30T20:06
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Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-02-01T14:54
太可惡了,好多人用同一個人的梗,但我還是想用一
https://i.imgur.com/aEUX7MU.jpg
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-02-03T09:42
男友也有過 其實覺得很受傷 是不是自己過程中看起來很可
被嘲笑了不然勒
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-02-05T04:31
笑 然後以後就不想有那些表現 又被說為什麼變冷淡 啊就
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-02-06T23:19
樓下幫推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-02-08T18:07
那個...其實我看完也不知道點在哪-_-"
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-02-10T12:55
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Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2020-02-12T07:44
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Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-02-14T02:32
鄉民又調皮了
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-02-15T21:20
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Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-02-17T16:09
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Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-02-19T10:57
總覺得你發廢文 只是想釣圖
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-02-21T05:45
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Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-02-23T00:33
https://i.imgur.com/2GNSghn.jpg
AB先生 好久不見(手比愛心
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-02-24T19:22
欸回來看貼文結果只有一堆韓粉……
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-02-26T14:10
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Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-02-28T08:58
給我錢
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-03-01T03:47
來領100p https://i.imgur.com/nX3KWgi.jpg
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-03-02T22:35
額啊~~!!!!!!https://i.imgur.com/TIpE3ou.jpg
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-03-04T17:23
推喔
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-03-06T12:11
怎麼一堆韓導圖..?搞得我腦子好亂www
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Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-03-08T07:00
QQ
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-03-10T01:48
又是奶又是韓總,害我GG大混亂
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-03-11T20:36
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By Una
at 2020-03-13T15:25
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By Jacky
at 2020-03-15T10:13
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Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-03-17T05:01
還好我有跟到gogomi的
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-03-18T23:49
推文看得我好混亂(???)
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-03-20T18:38
0.0
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-03-22T13:26
已私發LINE給AB圖
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-03-24T08:14
搜尋 「唐老鴨與他的屌」就有囉
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-03-26T03:03
這篇也太多韓薯叔了吧
我想看妹子圖啊啊啊
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-03-27T21:51
真好有sy的line 欸
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-03-29T16:39
要sy的line就直接要
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By Lucy
at 2020-03-31T11:27
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By Daniel
at 2020-04-02T06:16
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Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-04-04T01:04
看圖推w

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