勃起被學姐看到 - 成人話題討論

Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-08-27T13:57

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雖然是早上10點meeting

但我為了給教授留下認真向學的印象

我前一天晚上就到教室看paper

希望教授能不經意的經過門口不經意的看到認真的我

可惜教授一直沒出現

唸著唸著我的眼皮漸漸重了起來.....



一陣搖晃 我睡眼惺忪的醒來

學長已經在台上報告了

教授坐在第一排津津有味的聽著

我看向身旁 原來是學姐把我搖醒

學姐生氣的指著門口"禁止睡覺"的標語

我愧疚的低下頭

剛好看到我的褲襠因為剛睡醒的緣故隆起好大一包

學姐也看見了 小臉脹的通紅

她指著門口"禁止勃起"的標語

她說:"你這個樣子被老師看到會被踢出實驗室的"

我說:"門口也有 "禁止禿頭" 的標語阿 老師還不是頭髮掉光光"

學姐斥責道:"你那什麼態度 上課偷勃起還敢大言不慚"

學姐看了下面一眼又說:"呵呵 明明是學弟老二卻這麼大 還真囂張"



為了不被掃地出門 我只好憑想像力讓老二軟掉

我開始想像我被教授從後面狂幹 油肚打在我的屁股上發出啪啪啪的聲響

結果老二非但沒有消腫 還越來越硬

我沒辦法只好脫下褲子開始打手槍

學姐驚呼道:"你在幹嘛!!!!"

我無奈的說:"趕快讓他射出來阿不然怎麼辦"

學姐雖然平常兇霸霸的 但其實人很好

學姐溫聲說道:"我來幫你弄出來吧"

學姐溫暖的小手握著我的分身就開始套弄

羞恥的感覺讓我比平常更興奮

沒多久就感到一陣酥麻 洨噴的到處都是

有些還噴到教授頭上

我說:"怎麼辦弄的到處都是"

學姐說:"嘻嘻 這樣不就好了嗎"

說完就低下頭幫我舔乾淨

我摸著學姐的頭 心裡覺得暖暖的

抬頭卻驚見教授站在我倆的面前

教授怒吼道:"你們兩個!!!!!!"



他指著門口的"禁止吃東西"的標語



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All Comments

Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-08-30T05:41
有點猜的到結局 不過還是給推XDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-09-01T21:24
真是溫馨的一班
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-09-04T13:07
禁止禿頭,可是你的小頭也是光禿禿的
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-09-07T04:51
雨八
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-09T20:34
好笑給推
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-09-12T12:17
令刀
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-09-15T04:01
我真的不相信你是女的
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-09-17T19:44
有笑有推:)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-09-20T11:27
??
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-09-23T03:11
毫洨文只噓
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-09-25T18:54
教授都沒發現自己頭上黏呼呼的嗎XDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-09-28T10:37
禁止禿頭…
笑了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-10-01T02:21
爛到笑XDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-10-03T18:04
豪洨文偏要推 屌打露奶廢文
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-10-06T09:47
有笑有推XE
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-10-09T01:31
門口到底貼了多少標語
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-11T17:14
難笑
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-10-14T08:57
......我偷笑了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-10-17T00:41
笑了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-10-19T16:24
有笑有推
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-10-22T08:07
哈哈
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-24T23:51
幹 為什麼可以這麼智障
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-10-27T15:34
靠悲,我笑了哈哈哈
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-10-30T07:17
太低能啦!!! RRRRR
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-11-01T23:01
妳不是女的嗎!?
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-11-04T14:44
幹 又是你
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-11-07T06:27
真的是廢到笑
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-11-09T22:11
幹 費到噴校 推一個啦XDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-11-12T13:54
有笑有推
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-11-15T05:37
廢到笑
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-11-17T21:21
我嘴角上揚了可惡
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-11-20T13:04
雨八
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-11-23T04:47
好有畫面啊
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-11-25T20:31
看到禁止勃起就笑了
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-11-28T12:14
有笑有推
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-12-01T03:57
廢到笑XDDD
等等補推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-12-03T19:41
呵呵
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-12-06T11:24
現在都流行這種豪洨文嗎
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-12-09T03:07
幹有笑有推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-12-11T18:51
女版哥終於又發優文了
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-12-14T10:34
有笑有推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-12-17T02:17
智障
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-12-19T18:01
窩悶透可優質廢文
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-12-22T09:44
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-12-25T01:27
是花學姐嗎?
William avatar
By William
at 2015-12-27T17:11
我很好奇門口還有多少張標語
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-12-30T08:54
幹 標語還有神麼
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-01-02T00:37
超好笑lol
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-01-04T16:21
笑了...XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-01-07T08:04
笑ㄌ………
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-09T23:47
XD這篇有西斯
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-01-12T15:31
有笑到
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-01-15T07:14
超~白痴的~
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-17T22:57
笑死
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-01-20T14:41
超好笑XDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-01-23T06:24
幹快笑死
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-01-25T22:07
幹 太好笑了吧哈哈哈
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-28T13:51
金北懶XDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-01-31T05:34
門好大啊
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-02-02T21:17
哩勒功三小????
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-02-05T13:01
禁止勃起XD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-02-08T04:44
有笑有推
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-02-10T20:27
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-02-13T12:11
廢到笑,推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-16T03:54
分類不是豪洨嗎?
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-02-18T19:37
............................
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-02-21T11:21
好廢XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-02-24T03:04
XD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-02-26T18:47
吃熱夠~
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-02-29T10:31
幹笑死XDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-03-03T02:14
超好笑
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-03-05T17:57
推3樓
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-03-08T09:41
這篇笑了XD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-03-11T01:24
禁止吃東西XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-03-13T17:07
靠北XDDDD 啥莫名其妙的實驗室
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-03-16T08:51
幹...廢到有笑點
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-03-19T00:34
有笑哈哈XD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-03-21T16:17
你標語系?
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-03-24T08:01
很難笑
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-03-26T23:44
………
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-29T15:27
滿可愛的哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-04-01T07:11
......
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-03T22:54
禁止吃東西!XD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-04-06T14:37
哈哈
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-04-09T06:21
...
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-04-11T22:04
禁止禿頭是三洨哈哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-04-14T13:47
必須推
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-04-17T05:31
我笑了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-19T21:14
笑了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-04-22T12:57
還不錯XD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-04-25T04:41
推廢文
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-04-27T20:24
溫馨
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-04-30T12:07
笑了推
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-05-03T03:51
廢到笑哈哈哈
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-05-05T19:34
有笑有推XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-05-08T11:17
清新優質好文
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-05-11T03:01
門貼得像符咒了吧
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By Joseph
at 2016-05-13T18:44
廢到笑
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By Anthony
at 2016-05-16T10:27
128哪裡
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-05-19T02:11
哈哈……
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-21T17:54
真的不錯笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-05-24T09:37
雖然褲子脫了,但是蠻好笑的XD
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By Yedda
at 2016-05-27T01:21
有笑給推
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-29T17:04
哈哈
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By Adele
at 2016-06-01T08:47
有笑有推
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By Brianna
at 2016-06-04T00:31
幹,好笑XDDDDDD
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By Elvira
at 2016-06-06T16:14
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