勃起前後的體重會變嗎? - 成人話題討論

Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-08-12T17:54

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各位e奶 30cm大大

由於家裡沒有體重計

剛剛跟女友討論勃起前後體重會不會不一樣突然一陣好奇

女友家中男性只有他爸爸她也不好意思叫他爸去量勃起前後體重

所以各位大得可以幫量一下嗎?

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Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-15T03:50
這應該是物理沒學好
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-08-17T13:47
醫療院所都有,你試過了嗎?
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-08-19T23:43
叫你女友量
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-08-22T09:39
廢到無法回收 -.-
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-08-24T19:35
質量守衡
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-08-27T05:32
有增加什麼嗎?
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-29T15:28
你是文組的吧
David avatar
By David
at 2016-09-01T01:24
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-09-03T11:21
馬的 工三小
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-09-05T21:17
勃起後體積增加 空氣浮力增加 重量會減輕一些 但質量ㄅ
ㄨㄅㄧㄢ
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-09-08T07:13
手機不小心打出注音文了...
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-09-10T17:09
............................ 你有完成義務教育嗎?
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-09-13T03:06
光勃起不會,要射精才會
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-09-15T13:02
質量手淫定理
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-09-17T22:58
勃起後可能會流前列腺液。確實有可能會不一樣
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-09-20T08:55
你的血液是外面輸進來的就會
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-22T18:51
你國中理化沒學好是不是
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-25T04:47
射完你會減輕 女友會變重
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-09-27T14:43
國中就用ptt喔
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-09-30T00:40
而且女友還會逐漸增重
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-10-02T10:36
勃起後重心會向前傾,走路膝蓋伸不直(跪求支援隨謢扶馬圖)
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-10-04T20:32
暑假了屁孩出沒
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-10-07T06:28
真是有見地~
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-10-09T16:25
你懶趴是幾公斤重?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-10-12T02:21
媽的 你的腦裝什麼?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-10-14T12:17
台灣教育不能等
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-10-17T06:31
台灣的教育…
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-10-19T16:27
教改果真毀了台灣
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-10-22T02:23
北七啊
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-10-24T12:20
哇你…靈智未開啊
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-10-26T22:16
勃起後你的智商是升高還是降低?
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-10-29T08:12
你為什麼不問尻槍減重法的可行性
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-10-31T18:08
....87分
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-11-03T04:05
我突然發現教育的重要
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-11-05T14:01
用點腦
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-11-07T23:57
最高87分不能再高
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-11-10T09:54
有沒有懶趴重的八卦?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-12T19:50
好笑嗎?
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-15T05:46
넸7公克左右
正負
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-11-17T15:42
勃起以後壓壞磅秤
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-11-20T01:39
醒醒吧 你沒有__
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-11-22T11:35
這種程度應該是小學生吧
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-11-24T21:31
John avatar
By John
at 2016-11-27T07:28
肛之鍊精束濕 等價交換 懂?
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-11-29T17:24
卡秀下限
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-12-02T03:20
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-12-04T13:16
會喔,體重會變兩倍
George avatar
By George
at 2016-12-06T23:13
無聊當有趣
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-12-09T09:09
當然會,你把懶叫勃起前後分別測量
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-12-11T19:05
噴小之後會少幾克?
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-12-14T05:02
你他媽流到龜頭的血液是別人家的血液嗎
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-12-16T14:58
你怎麼不量你自己?還是你……
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-12-19T00:54
以物理學上射了才會變輕...
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-12-21T10:50
好好讀書
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-12-23T20:47
文組的?
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-12-26T06:43
。。。
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-12-28T16:39
勃起體重不會變,但吃屎會變,你可以試試
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-12-31T02:36
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-02T12:32
會唷,勃起血液從深陰莖動脈流入,被海綿體吸收後脹大壓
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-01-04T22:28
迫靜脈使血液暫時性積在陰莖上,所以沒有血液回流,會
比較重唷
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-01-07T08:24
樓上他是說體重,不是老二重
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-01-09T18:21
我勃起加五公斤唷 0.<
David avatar
By David
at 2017-01-12T04:17
真的是文組 好可憐
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-01-14T14:13
慘啊
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2017-01-17T00:10
三小
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-01-19T10:06
我也真的不知道..
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-01-21T20:02
下一題 高潮女生會瘦嗎
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-01-24T05:58
男人勃起後會變身成超級台灣人,如悟空超級賽亞人
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-01-26T15:55
超級賽亞人是龜派氣功,超級台灣人是龜頭洨功
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-01-29T01:51
文組真可怕
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-01-31T11:47
你腦袋幾公斤?
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-02-02T21:44
好文推
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-02-05T07:40
國中理化老師表示
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-02-07T17:36
下一題:只吃屎會變輕嗎?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-02-10T03:32
發完這篇你腦袋重量減輕不少哦!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-02-12T13:29
拿針去秤就好了,何必麻煩
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-02-14T23:25
求噓嗎?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-02-17T09:21
0.000000000000000000000087分不能再高
George avatar
By George
at 2017-02-19T19:17
吃屎會變重
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-02-22T05:14
哈哈哈哈 這水準我笑噴
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-02-24T15:10
推10樓
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2017-02-27T01:06
讀點書很難嗎XDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-03-01T11:03
會 陰莖比較靠近地球 引力會提高
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-03-03T20:59
你有賢者之石就會變重
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-03-06T06:55
畢業證書用買的嗎
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-03-08T16:51
諾貝爾不頒給你不行
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-03-11T02:48
下一位
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-03-13T12:44
你一天射10次 看會不會瘦
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-03-15T22:40
我射精會變輕 女朋友會變重
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-03-18T08:37
廢到笑
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-03-20T18:33
有病
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-03-23T04:29
噓白沙余文樂
George avatar
By George
at 2017-03-25T14:25
超好笑文章
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-03-28T00:22
有笑有噓
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-03-30T10:18
文組也知道不會吧!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-04-01T20:14
笑了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-04-04T06:11
質量不滅,除非勃起後抽動輸入功,輸出洨才有可能質量
變低
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-04-06T16:07
只是充血你以為是捐血?
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-04-09T02:03
朝聖!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-04-11T11:59
有畢業嗎
John avatar
By John
at 2017-04-13T21:56
文組滾辣幹
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-04-16T07:52
文組
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-04-18T17:48
射了會變輕
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-04-21T03:45
還會往後飛
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-04-23T13:41
▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃爽舒暢!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-04-25T23:37
這樣還有女友我崩潰
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-04-28T09:33
物理奇觀
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-04-30T19:30
教育不能等 搶救低能兒
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-05-03T05:26
文組獻首噓
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-05-05T15:22
應該是跟我一樣勃起後會腦部貧血吧
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-05-08T01:19
勃起後屌會飛走就會少
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-05-10T11:15
什麼時候開學
David avatar
By David
at 2017-05-12T21:11
如果你龜頭有傷口就有可能讓充血時,大量血液流失而減
輕重量
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-05-15T07:07
廢到笑...暑假可怕
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-05-17T17:04
文組滾
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-05-20T03:00
不忍噓
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-05-22T12:56
星期三記得出去吃飯
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-05-24T22:53
體積變大密度變小。所以奈米屌是有內涵的
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-05-27T08:49
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