前女友被德國人開苞了 - 成人話題討論

By Valerie
at 2014-11-07T03:02

Table of Contents

※ 引述《avrw (Need an intimate)》之銘言：
: 女友在德國念書因和我吵架
: 去酒店喝個爛醉就被開苞了
: 目前已分手但是還在連絡
: 因為他要求的
: 說我不能消失
: 但自己也不原諒他
: 所以聊天時都叫他賤貨或是bitch
: 我該怎麼罵他才能逼走他呢?
: 台灣的女生到國外就是一定要變得這麼賤嗎?
: 我承認自己也很賤
: 那該怎麼辦呢?
: 幹超想殺人的雞掰

抱歉因為時間也不早了

我直接點破

你就是期待她回台灣跟你打完炮你才要完整斷開啊

因為你就是不甘心這我能理解

但是一個跟你沒血緣關係的人

作出背叛你的事

你竟然還可以比大愛電視台還大愛

比廢死聯盟還廢

你告訴我

從小到大你媽媽叫你好好讀書你有沒有作到

沒有的話

那你對一個已經被德國佬幹過的"無血緣"關係的前女友那麼聽話幹嘛??

當然你要是有聰明到忍辱負重等她回台

在幹她的時候開視訊或打越洋電話

給德國佬聽你前女友/她現任炮友的淫叫聲的話

那就另當別論

可是你幹人家的炮友人家也不會心疼啊

所以最佳解就是

你去幹你前女友的老媽

並且打電話或開視訊給你前女友看

最好射的時候在鏡頭前面補句

"我幹你娘"

這樣她還會跟你聯絡我跟你姓

PS.幹人老母有賺有賠幹之前請詳閱公開說明書

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Tracy
at 2014-11-11T05:04

幹你娘笑了

By Olivia
at 2014-11-15T07:07

新梗新梗！！

By Bethany
at 2014-11-19T09:09

推～

By Caitlin
at 2014-11-23T11:11

太好笑了

By Zenobia
at 2014-11-27T13:13

笑了

By Iris
at 2014-12-01T15:15

有笑有推

By Bethany
at 2014-12-05T17:17

有笑有推～

By Bethany
at 2014-12-09T19:20

完全笑爛

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-13T21:22

好招高招

By Rosalind
at 2014-12-17T23:24

幹我好像著了你的道了!!

By Emily
at 2014-12-22T01:26

有笑有推

By Isla
at 2014-12-26T03:28

不好笑

By Valerie
at 2014-12-30T05:31

原PO很痛苦大家還這樣...媽的我跟大家一樣還是笑了推

By Selena
at 2015-01-03T07:33

幹我笑惹

By Charlie
at 2015-01-07T09:35

有笑有推

By Anonymous
at 2015-01-11T11:37

笑了

By Callum
at 2015-01-15T13:39

下一篇：我肏妳妹

By Franklin
at 2015-01-19T15:41

魯到爆才會絕的好笑可悲

By Edith
at 2015-01-23T17:44

廢到有剩，還是推了

By Caroline
at 2015-01-27T19:46

笑了，哈哈!

By Doris
at 2015-01-31T21:48

Lol

By Enid
at 2015-02-04T23:50

突破盲點了

By Kama
at 2015-02-09T01:52

笑了

By Susan
at 2015-02-13T03:55

廢到笑了 XDD

By Margaret
at 2015-02-17T05:57

By Andy
at 2015-02-21T07:59

呵呵，這篇很讚耶！

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-02-25T10:01

正港幹你娘

By Erin
at 2015-03-01T12:03

廢到笑：))

By Margaret
at 2015-03-05T14:05

有夠好笑XD

By Queena
at 2015-03-09T16:08

有笑有推

By Quintina
at 2015-03-13T18:10

哈哈好好笑

By Catherine
at 2015-03-17T20:12

下一篇:我幹妳老師

By Candice
at 2015-03-21T22:14

XDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2015-03-26T00:16

XDDD

By Joseph
at 2015-03-30T02:19

哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2015-04-03T04:21

正解

By Charlotte
at 2015-04-07T06:23

我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-04-11T08:25

幹好廢

By Lauren
at 2015-04-15T10:27

幹妳妹妹幹妳姊姊

By Annie
at 2015-04-19T12:29

有笑有推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-23T14:32

有笑有推

By Victoria
at 2015-04-27T16:34

靠北 XD

By Ursula
at 2015-05-01T18:36

不好笑

By Madame
at 2015-05-05T20:38

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-09T22:40

超好笑啊

By Una
at 2015-05-14T00:43

XDDDDD

By Kumar
at 2015-05-18T02:45

呵呵

By Audriana
at 2015-05-22T04:47

呵

By Elma
at 2015-05-26T06:49

水啦

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-30T08:51

下一篇我幹你祖罵

By Mason
at 2015-06-03T10:53

哈哈哈笑翻

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-07T12:56

嘴角失守

By Dora
at 2015-06-11T14:58

不過血緣不是重點，不然就只能亂倫了

By Edith
at 2015-06-15T17:00

By Ivy
at 2015-06-19T19:02

字句通順字字傳達出"力"感

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-23T21:04

有笑有推～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2015-06-27T23:07

那幹你爸怎麼辦...

By Ivy
at 2015-07-02T01:09

幹你老師就好幹你娘犯法XD

By Lydia
at 2015-07-06T03:11

雖然是廢文，但中肯阿

By Rae
at 2015-07-10T05:13

哈哈哈哈

By Doris
at 2015-07-14T07:15

笑推

By Iris
at 2015-07-18T09:18

哈哈哈

By Doris
at 2015-07-22T11:20

我笑了！不過你直的突破盲腸了！

By Ina
at 2015-07-26T13:22

還蠻好笑的說 XD

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-30T15:24

廢到笑...

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-03T17:26

優質回文終於出現了

By Joe
at 2015-08-07T19:28

By Kumar
at 2015-08-11T21:31

有笑有推

By Ivy
at 2015-08-15T23:33

你知道的太多了

By Quintina
at 2015-08-20T01:35

我開始相信妳了！

By Joe
at 2015-08-24T03:37

幹你娘有可能犯相姦不要亂幹阿

By Cara
at 2015-08-28T05:39

好廢,但很有參考價值!!!

By Annie
at 2015-09-01T07:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2015-09-05T09:44

有夠廢..但超好笑..

By Mason
at 2015-09-09T11:46

到最後他真的跟你姓就糗了

By Mia
at 2015-09-13T13:48

原原PO抱歉，但我笑了…

By Zenobia
at 2015-09-17T15:50

後勁很強阿我ㄨ妳娘XDD

By Hardy
at 2015-09-21T17:52

有笑有推。

By Delia
at 2015-09-25T19:55

By Yedda
at 2015-09-29T21:57

推

By Una
at 2015-10-03T23:59

推推

By Lucy
at 2015-10-08T02:01

非常好~

By Kama
at 2015-10-12T04:03

超好笑

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-16T06:06

有笑有推XD

By Hedwig
at 2015-10-20T08:08

有笑有推XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-24T10:10

中肯!

By Elizabeth
at 2015-10-28T12:12

By Thomas
at 2015-11-01T14:14

太神啦，西斯終於回來了。

By Agatha
at 2015-11-05T16:16

By Quintina
at 2015-11-09T18:19

好孩子別學啊！哈哈！

By Yuri
at 2015-11-13T20:21

我幹你娘衝一波了

By Frederic
at 2015-11-17T22:23

有笑有推

By Charlie
at 2015-11-22T00:25

瓦力十足

By Olga
at 2015-11-26T02:27

有鑽有賠我快笑死 xdxdxd

By Vanessa
at 2015-11-30T04:30

太神拉

By Frederic
at 2015-12-04T06:32

靠杯!!超好笑der~~

By Quanna
at 2015-12-08T08:34

看來是唯一解了

By Jake
at 2015-12-12T10:36

靠夭喔XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2015-12-16T12:38

哈哈哈哈哈

By Kama
at 2015-12-20T14:40

哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2015-12-24T16:43

有笑有推XDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-12-28T18:45

說明書勒?XDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2016-01-01T20:47

XDDDD 笑惹

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-05T22:49

原po都氣到懶%著火了可是我卻笑的很開心我病了嗎

By Lily
at 2016-01-10T00:51

靠北喔幹我倒底看了殺小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2016-01-14T02:54

哈哈哈哈哈敲北七

By Dorothy
at 2016-01-18T04:56

By Irma
at 2016-01-22T06:58

有笑有推XDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-01-26T09:00

PS我笑了 XDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2016-01-30T11:02

我中招了，大笑

By Zanna
at 2016-02-03T13:04

最後一句笑了

By Regina
at 2016-02-07T15:07

幹笑惹

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-11T17:09

幹太靠北的中肯了XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-15T19:11

太神啦

By Zenobia
at 2016-02-19T21:13

這篇太棒了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-02-23T23:15

幹害我大笑旁邊同事傳來我有病的眼光

By Heather
at 2016-02-28T01:18

笑死

By Anthony
at 2016-03-03T03:20

從小到大舉的太好了吧lol

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-07T05:22

幹有夠好笑XDD

By Connor
at 2016-03-11T07:24

笑爛

By Eden
at 2016-03-15T09:26

By Megan
at 2016-03-19T11:29

哈哈哈鞭僻入理啊~~~ 幹你娘

By Bennie
at 2016-03-23T13:31

太專業了。不推不行。

By Rosalind
at 2016-03-27T15:33

哈哈靠被

By Christine
at 2016-03-31T17:35

承諾就像幹你娘常說卻永遠做不到~

By Rosalind
at 2016-04-04T19:37

爆點是最後一句啊，可以嘗試母女凍

By Agnes
at 2016-04-08T21:39

笑噴了

By Lucy
at 2016-04-12T23:42

我幹你娘 XD

By Kama
at 2016-04-17T01:44

今日你最強。最佳解無誤！

By Bethany
at 2016-04-21T03:46

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ethan
at 2016-04-25T05:48

安卓U質文

By Mason
at 2016-04-29T07:50

我幹你娘，怎麼還不改板標？

By Gilbert
at 2016-05-03T09:53

有笑有推

By Callum
at 2016-05-07T11:55

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-11T13:57

精神勝利法

By Joseph
at 2016-05-15T15:59

我幹你娘XDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2016-05-19T18:01

你幹他娘,是他會跟妳姓

By Thomas
at 2016-05-23T20:03

西斯神人

By Xanthe
at 2016-05-27T22:06

By Edith
at 2016-06-01T00:08

XDDDDDDD救我的腹筋

By Dorothy
at 2016-06-05T02:10

屌

By Donna
at 2016-06-09T04:12

靠杯阿這超好笑

By Freda
at 2016-06-13T06:14

XDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2016-06-17T08:17

文筆通暢見解精闢有笑有推

By Leila
at 2016-06-21T10:19

有笑有推

By Charlotte
at 2016-06-25T12:21

太好笑了

By Caroline
at 2016-06-29T14:23

不廢阿搞笑中帶中肯給推

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-03T16:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2016-07-07T18:27

幹我開始相信你了

By Kama
at 2016-07-11T20:30

不推不行肚子超痛XDXDXD

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-15T22:32

我幹你娘 XDDDD

By Margaret
at 2016-07-20T00:34

.................北七沒有極限

By Olive
at 2016-07-24T02:36

以為這是蘇美戰神呵呵

By Regina
at 2016-07-28T04:38

這篇有梗

By Caroline
at 2016-08-01T06:41

你贏了

By Ula
at 2016-08-05T08:43

太戲劇話的劇情啦肚子好痛

By Dinah
at 2016-08-09T10:45

超智障der XDDDDDDDDD

By Selena
at 2016-08-13T12:47

你偷罵原po喔我看得出來

By Emma
at 2016-08-17T14:49

公開說明書呢???交出來!!!!!!!!

By Sandy
at 2016-08-21T16:51

推

By James
at 2016-08-25T18:54

要求更換版標

By Tracy
at 2016-08-29T20:56

最後～好笑

By Jacky
at 2016-09-02T22:58

看到幹你娘秒笑噴

By Yuri
at 2016-09-07T01:00

大大好威

By Queena
at 2016-09-11T03:02

=================恭迎幹你老母王==================

By Megan
at 2016-09-15T05:05

幹!!!!!笑噴~~~~

By Kyle
at 2016-09-19T07:07

突破盲腸了

By Hedwig
at 2016-09-23T09:09

搜爹思捏

By Wallis
at 2016-09-27T11:11

西斯新思維

By Dora
at 2016-10-01T13:13

有笑有推

By Charlie
at 2016-10-05T15:15

有情有液西斯人

By Puput
at 2016-10-09T17:18

笑死我了

By Bethany
at 2016-10-13T19:20

超好笑XD

By Eartha
at 2016-10-17T21:22

PS.幹人老母有賺有賠幹之前請詳閱公開說明書....

By Edwina
at 2016-10-21T23:24

你贏了，我只能給推...媽，這裡有神阿~~

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-26T01:26

有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-10-30T03:29

更！你金變態~ XDDD

By Kelly
at 2016-11-03T05:31

有笑有推啦，哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2016-11-07T07:33

高招推

By Joe
at 2016-11-11T09:35

推我幹你娘

By Audriana
at 2016-11-15T11:37

糟...糟糕我竟然覺得這樣是正確的

By Callum
at 2016-11-19T13:40

幹靠北超好笑…

By Dinah
at 2016-11-23T15:42

幹恁娘超爆笑

By Olive
at 2016-11-27T17:44

有梗

By Candice
at 2016-12-01T19:46

靠杯XD 好笑!

By Wallis
at 2016-12-05T21:48

靠邀XDD為啥不幹你老師幹你妹的幹你鄒罵

By Harry
at 2016-12-09T23:50

哈哈哈！好靠北

By Hedy
at 2016-12-14T01:53

笑翻

By Jacob
at 2016-12-18T03:55

沒辦法= =點醒就是要這樣

By Bethany
at 2016-12-22T05:57

XDDDD

By Cara
at 2016-12-26T07:59

廢到笑XDDDDD

By Rae
at 2016-12-30T10:01

正宗幹你娘不打嘴砲

By Irma
at 2017-01-03T12:04

幹笑了

By Hedy
at 2017-01-07T14:06

正宗幹妳娘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2017-01-11T16:08

正港幹你娘啦XDDDDDDDD

By Kumar
at 2017-01-15T18:10

GOOD

By Irma
at 2017-01-19T20:12

.幹人老母有賺有賠幹之前請詳閱公開說明書

By Oscar
at 2017-01-23T22:14

有笑有推

By Valerie
at 2017-01-28T00:17

紅明顯求說明書

By Mason
at 2017-02-01T02:19

有效有推！

By Hedda
at 2017-02-05T04:21

幹我笑了XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2017-02-09T06:23

洋屌大又好

By Kyle
at 2017-02-13T08:25

幹我看了什麼到底

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-17T10:28

笑了

By Edith
at 2017-02-21T12:30

有笑右腿

By Heather
at 2017-02-25T14:32

幹這屌!XDDD

By Necoo
at 2017-03-01T16:34

幹超屌

By Tracy
at 2017-03-05T18:36

XDDD

By Jacky
at 2017-03-09T20:38

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2017-03-13T22:41

高招！

By Hazel
at 2017-03-18T00:43

不愧是神級推文

By Leila
at 2017-03-22T02:45

笑死

By Dora
at 2017-03-26T04:47

有笑有推啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2017-03-30T06:49

幹你娘笑噴xDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2017-04-03T08:52

嘴角翹起來了

By Puput
at 2017-04-07T10:54

有笑有推

By Eartha
at 2017-04-11T12:56

不是我在說。廢到笑了

By Donna
at 2017-04-15T14:58

我笑了PSXDDDD

By Freda
at 2017-04-19T17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2017-04-23T19:02

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By Madame
at 2017-04-27T21:05

你以為我說幹你娘只是豪洨？

By Bethany
at 2017-05-01T23:07

笑了

By Leila
at 2017-05-06T01:09

幹你娘

By Franklin
at 2017-05-10T03:11

在一起永遠就像幹你娘說得出做不到(?!

By Necoo
at 2017-05-14T05:13

哈哈哈

By Caitlin
at 2017-05-18T07:16

有效有推

By Kumar
at 2017-05-22T09:18

朝聖

By Isla
at 2017-05-26T11:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2017-05-30T13:22

笑了，哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2017-06-03T15:24

超屌推

By Queena
at 2017-06-07T17:26

高招XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2017-06-11T19:29

笑死了

By Candice
at 2017-06-15T21:31

靠北有笑有推XDDD

By Elvira
at 2017-06-19T23:33

幹不推不行

By Ingrid
at 2017-06-24T01:35

幹，你娘新解

By Sarah
at 2017-06-28T03:37

靠唄喔XDDD

By Daniel
at 2017-07-02T05:40

完全笑死

By Ivy
at 2017-07-06T07:42

噴飯

By Jack
at 2017-07-10T09:44

幹~~笑到不行XDDD

By Andy
at 2017-07-14T11:46

太強大了，笑到不行～

By Genevieve
at 2017-07-18T13:48

笑了

By Blanche
at 2017-07-22T15:51

XDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2017-07-26T17:53

幹，我開始相信你了

By Regina
at 2017-07-30T19:55

笑了

By Anonymous
at 2017-08-03T21:57

幹有好笑喔！

By Dora
at 2017-08-07T23:59

幹喔快笑死啦XDDDDA

By Olive
at 2017-08-12T02:01

有笑有推

By Zanna
at 2017-08-16T04:04

.........

By Caroline
at 2017-08-20T06:06

笑了....真魯

By Tracy
at 2017-08-24T08:08

幹破妳娘！

By Brianna
at 2017-08-28T10:10

靠北阿XDDD

By Frederic
at 2017-09-01T12:12

有笑有推

By Tom
at 2017-09-05T14:15

推，期待草尼妹

By Lucy
at 2017-09-09T16:17

靠盃喔XDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2017-09-13T18:19

這麼中肯為何有人要噓

By Hedy
at 2017-09-17T20:21

推：我幹你娘XD

By Kyle
at 2017-09-21T22:23

By Sarah
at 2017-09-26T00:25

看到最後一句大笑

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-09-30T02:28

瓦力十足XDDD

By Quintina
at 2017-10-04T04:30

有笑有推！！！

By Catherine
at 2017-10-08T06:32

廢到笑 XDDD

By Zenobia
at 2017-10-12T08:34

哈哈

By Edwina
at 2017-10-16T10:36

幹，又笑翻法~

By Sarah
at 2017-10-20T12:39

你以為我說幹你娘是在開玩笑？

By Ula
at 2017-10-24T14:41

幹妳娘不是隨便說說

By Carol
at 2017-10-28T16:43

來朝聖，媽我在這!

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-11-01T18:45

幹，YOU WIN!!

By Oliver
at 2017-11-05T20:47

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Zora
at 2017-11-09T22:49

期待原原po落實幹你娘計畫

By Olga
at 2017-11-14T00:52

搓到笑穴

By Lydia
at 2017-11-18T02:54

幹我肚子好痛阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Belly
at 2017-11-22T04:56

我廢我笑了XDDD

By Ophelia
at 2017-11-26T06:58

用力地幹死她娘!

By Dinah
at 2017-11-30T09:00

幹得好!

By Andrew
at 2017-12-04T11:03

By Adele
at 2017-12-08T13:05

等待下一篇我肏你妹

By Edith
at 2017-12-12T15:07

XDDDDD

By Callum
at 2017-12-16T17:09

有笑有推

By Quanna
at 2017-12-20T19:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2017-12-24T21:13

笑了必推

By Una
at 2017-12-28T23:16

最後一句大爆笑乾

By Victoria
at 2018-01-02T01:18

最後根本開大頗ㄏ

By George
at 2018-01-06T03:20

幹妳娘不是隨便說說XD

By Bennie
at 2018-01-10T05:22

抓賊先擒王幹婊幹他媽

By Dora
at 2018-01-14T07:24

幹直接笑噴

By Annie
at 2018-01-18T09:27

版標版標xD

By Daniel
at 2018-01-22T11:29

我…我嘴角失守了，哈哈哈哈

By Zanna
at 2018-01-26T13:31

朝聖.....幹笑死我了XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2018-01-30T15:33

笑了

By Anthony
at 2018-02-03T17:35

By Regina
at 2018-02-07T19:37

幹來朝聖

By Isla
at 2018-02-11T21:40

我x你娘....這句真的快笑死

By Belly
at 2018-02-15T23:42

我笑死了大推

By George
at 2018-02-20T01:44

朝聖！笑翻！

By Robert
at 2018-02-24T03:46

嘴角失守 XDDD

By Carol
at 2018-02-28T05:48

超展開

By Rae
at 2018-03-04T07:51

推

By Ursula
at 2018-03-08T09:53

好肺

By Yuri
at 2018-03-12T11:55

廢到讓人大笑

By Jacky
at 2018-03-16T13:57

真的幹XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2018-03-20T15:59

霸氣外洩

By Connor
at 2018-03-24T18:02

承諾就像幹你娘說的到做的到(咦?1

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