初學者情趣用品推薦 - 成人話題討論

By Ivy
at 2021-10-18T11:01
at 2021-10-18T11:01
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是這樣的,週末晨砲的時候手機鬧鐘響了
我在抽插途中一時性起就拿著振動著的手機往老婆下面貼
想不到老婆反應出乎預料地敏感,而且居然沒有排斥
畢竟她一直都說不想用情趣用品,感覺好恐怖
畢竟便宜的怕材質不安全,有些價格很貴怕買了不合用浪費
所以我們就很少討論起這話題
我以前也想過直接買一個然後拿給她,搞不好就開啟開關了
後來想想這樣太直接,實在太沒情調,就一直沒去執行
手氣又差,板上的都沒抽到半次沒辦法趁機造出突破點
在抽插的過程中我就小聲在她耳邊試探「買個跳蛋給妳玩好不好」
老婆只是咿咿唔唔地點了頭
由於我怕會錯意,做完之後還是很沒情調地問「所以我真的可以買跳蛋嗎」
老婆就說「想買就買,我不反對啊」
從來沒買過這東西的我也實在被難倒了就是
顧慮也是一樣的,便宜怕安全性,貴的也怕萬一不合用浪費
菜鳥買東西的毛病就是會買一大堆,結果事後才發現都晾在旁邊積灰塵
我看過很多第一次買遊戲機的親戚都變成這種下場
我也是有這樣的傾向就是,比方三級時買了一堆居家健身器材
但那都能捐去附近健身房,可是情趣用品就只能丟掉啊
(沒人會想要40歲夫妻用過的情趣用品吧……)
但想想反正有五倍券,就把預算定在5000,最多自己加碼升到7000好了
本來是想拿去除毛的…但又想說機會難得,就決定花在這上面
所以想上來問各位高手,新手入門推薦用哪一種的跳蛋
不打算買塞進去的,只在體外用的就好
我是對吸吮型的頗很好奇就是,不知效果如何
是比較建議兩人一起去挑嗎
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我在抽插途中一時性起就拿著振動著的手機往老婆下面貼
想不到老婆反應出乎預料地敏感,而且居然沒有排斥
畢竟她一直都說不想用情趣用品,感覺好恐怖
畢竟便宜的怕材質不安全,有些價格很貴怕買了不合用浪費
所以我們就很少討論起這話題
我以前也想過直接買一個然後拿給她,搞不好就開啟開關了
後來想想這樣太直接,實在太沒情調,就一直沒去執行
手氣又差,板上的都沒抽到半次沒辦法趁機造出突破點
在抽插的過程中我就小聲在她耳邊試探「買個跳蛋給妳玩好不好」
老婆只是咿咿唔唔地點了頭
由於我怕會錯意,做完之後還是很沒情調地問「所以我真的可以買跳蛋嗎」
老婆就說「想買就買,我不反對啊」
從來沒買過這東西的我也實在被難倒了就是
顧慮也是一樣的,便宜怕安全性,貴的也怕萬一不合用浪費
菜鳥買東西的毛病就是會買一大堆,結果事後才發現都晾在旁邊積灰塵
我看過很多第一次買遊戲機的親戚都變成這種下場
我也是有這樣的傾向就是,比方三級時買了一堆居家健身器材
但那都能捐去附近健身房,可是情趣用品就只能丟掉啊
(沒人會想要40歲夫妻用過的情趣用品吧……)
但想想反正有五倍券,就把預算定在5000,最多自己加碼升到7000好了
本來是想拿去除毛的…但又想說機會難得,就決定花在這上面
所以想上來問各位高手,新手入門推薦用哪一種的跳蛋
不打算買塞進去的,只在體外用的就好
我是對吸吮型的頗很好奇就是,不知效果如何
是比較建議兩人一起去挑嗎
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→ kawazakiz2: 而且不是現在流行那種像尿布的熱褲,是正統的小熱褲09/30 14:27
→ yspen: 仔細看還看的到陰囊09/30 14:27
→ kawazakiz2: 黑色熱褲搭配有點小麥色的長腿和屁股蛋 啊~~~嘶~09/30 14:28
→ yspen: 是真的蛋蛋啦!09/30 14:28
→ kawazakiz2: 靠邀樓上你的陰囊跑進我腦海裡了啦 09/30 14:28
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