出遊如何下手 - 成人話題討論

By Victoria
at 2015-07-04T13:34

Table of Contents

※ 引述《rambo0824 ()》之銘言：
: 各位30cm&E奶們
: 小弟我在下個禮拜
: 要和一位還不是女朋友的朋友
: 單獨一起去花蓮玩3天2夜
: 想說她願意給我單獨出去的機會
: 我目前是考慮的方法是
: 買啤酒和烤肉回家
: 小弟我酒量不錯，可以假裝喝很多裝醉
: 不打算讓女性喝太多
: 然後就裝作喝醉很熱，然後脫光
: 慢慢地帶他上床
: 如果她隔天不願意在一起
: 就用昨天喝醉
: 根本不記得昨天發生什麼事情
: 然後呼攏帶過，繼續當朋友
: 不知道會不會犯法
: 或是有更好的方法
: 請版友提供

您好：

小妹弟我高中綽號三腳函數

關於出遊這件事剛好有一些研究可與您分享一些 SOD 的方法

對方已經答應與你單獨出遊了，基本上你已經是一手好牌

建議您在一開始午餐、晚餐的時候「不要」面對面坐

主動選擇坐女生旁邊，讓她習慣你在旁邊要轉頭看你

其次是聊天主題，建議聊一些女生比較有興趣又但有色色成分的主題

例如可以詢問她喜不喜歡看電影

大多數女孩們都喜歡看電影

你：「是喔！原來你也喜歡看電影」

她：『呵呵對呀』

你：「妳想跟我一起去看那個 3D 肉...」

她：『啊？什麼？』

你：「3D 肉毒桿菌嗎..」

她：『哎呀你好討厭，哪有這部電影啦 >////<』

你：「嘿嘿！妳這個小壞壞，就知道妳喜歡這味的！」

如果到這裡還沒被警察抓走，那我先恭喜你了，基本上下一句就直接問妹修幹某就可以了

Good End！

如果沒發生以上劇情，那就得安排一些事件了

建議去海邊走走，女孩們通常看到大海心就會鬆懈一些

教你一招老套卻很好用的招式，就是說「好像有蚊子在叮... 看！在那邊！」

當對方轉過去發現沒東西、回頭時你就拿出預先放在口袋吸珍奶用的粗吸管插在對方ㄋㄟ
ㄋㄟ上

她：『呀！你在幹嘛』

我：「我是蚊子，我在吸ㄋㄟㄋㄟ」

她：『哎呀你好討厭，人家的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ還在 CD 中啦 >////<』

你：「嘿嘿！妳這個小壞壞，就知道妳喜歡這味的！」

如果到這裡，你依然還沒被警察抓走的話，那我先恭喜你了，基本上下一句就直接問妹修
幹某就可以了

Good End！

萬一跟想像不一樣也沒關係不要氣餒！我還有一招壓箱寶！

就是想辦法讓女孩們哭！

正所謂「一白遮三醜、一哭就得手」

晚上兩人在房間時刻意跟她聊一些前男友的事情，詢問當初為什麼會分手

通常情侶分手大多是後期吵架吵到翻臉不認人

你只需要靜靜聽、然後附和她「對壓、對壓！他真的很可惡！」

最後來個致命一擊 criticole hit!

你：「像妳這麼好的女孩子，他憑什麼這樣對不起妳！妳真的很委屈...」

她：『(開始掉眼淚) 對！我不懂！我到底哪裡對不起他了！我對他付出這麼多，為什麼
他要這樣對我！啜泣 ing...」

這時拿出藏在口袋的氯化亞鈷試紙，直接貼在她的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ上

她：「你... 你在幹嘛！」

我：『別緊張，這只是個簡單的國小實驗，妳看！妳的淚水滴到ㄋㄟㄋㄟ上面，可以是氯
化亞鈷試紙變色耶！」

她：「疑？真的耶！你... 你討厭啦！人家的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ原本乾乾的，都是你把人家弄哭才
會變濕 >////<」

你：「嘿嘿！妳這個小壞壞，就知道妳喜歡這味的！我還有很多氯化亞鈷試紙喔... 嘿嘿
嘿...」

如果到這裡，她還沉的住氣沒被報警叫警察抓你的話，那我先恭喜你了，基本上下一句就
直接問妹修幹某就可以了

Good End！

萬一萬一！很不幸她沒有前男友，那就真的太棘手了，還是先想辦法與我聯絡，我先想辦
法把她變成我女友再分手，然後你再改日約她出來吧！

The Best End！

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All Comments

By Blanche
at 2015-07-05T01:20

恩

By Madame
at 2015-07-05T13:07

有笑有推

By Cara
at 2015-07-06T00:53

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By Ina
at 2015-07-06T12:39

不錯笑

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-07T00:26

廢到笑

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-07T12:12

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at 2015-07-07T23:58

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By Catherine
at 2015-07-08T11:45

我到底看了什麼..

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at 2015-07-08T23:31

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By Regina
at 2015-07-09T11:17

By Joe
at 2015-07-09T23:04

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at 2015-07-10T10:50

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By Megan
at 2015-07-10T22:36

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By Sandy
at 2015-07-11T10:23

critical hit 才對??

By Ursula
at 2015-07-11T22:09

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-12T09:55

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By Zenobia
at 2015-07-12T21:42

三小啦

By Joseph
at 2015-07-13T09:28

超北七

By Olivia
at 2015-07-13T21:14

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By Agnes
at 2015-07-14T09:00

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at 2015-07-14T20:47

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By Una
at 2015-07-15T08:33

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By Adele
at 2015-07-15T20:19

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By Iris
at 2015-07-16T08:06

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By Charlie
at 2015-07-16T19:52

笑

By Olivia
at 2015-07-17T07:38

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By Hedwig
at 2015-07-17T19:25

推專業。

By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-18T07:11

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By Carol
at 2015-07-18T18:57

專業

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at 2015-07-19T06:44

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By Quintina
at 2015-07-19T18:30

XXD

By Kelly
at 2015-07-20T06:16

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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-20T18:03

我到底看了什麼～WTF

By Frederic
at 2015-07-21T05:49

快推不然會被發現是文組看不懂

By Lydia
at 2015-07-21T17:35

召喚學會計的也來寫一篇

By Sandy
at 2015-07-22T05:22

是critical吧......

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-22T17:08

蚊子給推..

By Wallis
at 2015-07-23T04:54

好棒

By Dinah
at 2015-07-23T16:40

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By Ula
at 2015-07-24T04:27

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By Ida
at 2015-07-24T16:13

有笑有推

By Selena
at 2015-07-25T03:59

三小

By Oliver
at 2015-07-25T15:46

XDD

By Thomas
at 2015-07-26T03:32

夠廢

By Necoo
at 2015-07-26T15:18

超北七的啦笑屎我XDDDDD

By Connor
at 2015-07-27T03:05

我看了什麼

By Mason
at 2015-07-27T14:51

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By Heather
at 2015-07-28T02:37

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By Kristin
at 2015-07-28T14:24

critical

By Xanthe
at 2015-07-29T02:10

我看了什麼..

By Margaret
at 2015-07-29T13:56

氯化亞鈷試紙XDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-07-30T01:43

試紙三洨啦XDDD

By Rae
at 2015-07-30T13:29

幹！雞巴的超好笑

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-31T01:15

我承認我笑了

By Callum
at 2015-07-31T13:02

好北七XDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-08-01T00:48

雖然蠻好笑的但新手們絕對不能誤信這篇啊啊啊

By Lily
at 2015-08-01T12:34

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By William
at 2015-08-02T00:20

幹

By Charlotte
at 2015-08-02T12:07

有奇片的FU

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-08-02T23:53

你這小壞壞˙

By Victoria
at 2015-08-03T11:39

我到底看了三洨XDDD

By Blanche
at 2015-08-03T23:26

..............

By Dora
at 2015-08-04T11:12

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By Elma
at 2015-08-04T22:58

好孩子別學免得被警察抓走~~

By Ina
at 2015-08-05T10:45

靠杯太廢了不推不行

By Charlie
at 2015-08-05T22:31

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By Oliver
at 2015-08-06T10:17

又再幻想的肥宅

By Catherine
at 2015-08-06T22:04

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By Tom
at 2015-08-07T09:50

good ending..

By Cara
at 2015-08-07T21:36

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By Zanna
at 2015-08-08T09:23

d有笑有推XDD

By Bennie
at 2015-08-08T21:09

good

By Charlie
at 2015-08-09T08:55

有笑有堆

By Agatha
at 2015-08-09T20:42

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By Oscar
at 2015-08-10T08:28

照作的不是插進就是進警局

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-08-10T20:14

真的是高手~好強!!!

By Dorothy
at 2015-08-11T08:01

又是小壞壞XD

By Noah
at 2015-08-11T19:47

小壞壞><

By Queena
at 2015-08-12T07:33

小壞壞，有笑到！

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at 2015-08-12T19:19

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By Yuri
at 2015-08-13T07:06

推推~~~

By Hardy
at 2015-08-13T18:52

有笑有推！

By David
at 2015-08-14T06:38

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By Zenobia
at 2015-08-14T18:25

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By Adele
at 2015-08-15T06:11

廢到有剩

By Madame
at 2015-08-15T17:57

試紙就是要推啦

By Jacky
at 2015-08-16T05:44

超白痴XD

By Genevieve
at 2015-08-16T17:30

推啦！

By Christine
at 2015-08-17T05:16

推

By Mason
at 2015-08-17T17:03

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-18T04:49

我看了三小

By Olga
at 2015-08-18T16:35

哈好靠背

By Charlie
at 2015-08-19T04:22

笑推。記得以臺灣的濕度，氯化亞鈷試紙好像會是粉紅
的，要變藍要把它弄乾。

By Hardy
at 2015-08-19T16:08

XDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2015-08-20T03:54

看一次笑一次

By Olivia
at 2015-08-20T15:41

真的好笑 XD

By Kelly
at 2015-08-21T03:27

媽的揪北七，哈哈

By Franklin
at 2015-08-21T15:13

有笑有推

By Olivia
at 2015-08-22T02:59

推

By Selena
at 2015-08-22T14:46

那哪裡買得到試紙呢

By Wallis
at 2015-08-23T02:32

很好笑哈哈

By Lydia
at 2015-08-23T14:18

笑推

By Zanna
at 2015-08-24T02:05

笑出來了

By Carol
at 2015-08-24T13:51

廢到笑 XD

By Franklin
at 2015-08-25T01:37

有笑有推!!!

By Zenobia
at 2015-08-25T13:24

你這小壞壞

By Frederic
at 2015-08-26T01:10

哈哈哈哈靠北

By Selena
at 2015-08-26T12:56

good

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-27T00:43

笑死XDD

By Selena
at 2015-08-27T12:29

推

By Harry
at 2015-08-28T00:15

你乾脆把無水硫酸銅潑在她ㄋㄟㄋㄟ上好了www

By Mason
at 2015-08-28T12:02

卡虎爛

By Yedda
at 2015-08-28T23:48

.........你會不會帶壞珮珊呀？！(￣▽￣)

By Elvira
at 2015-08-29T11:34

三小

By Bennie
at 2015-08-29T23:21

佩服推^_^

By Lily
at 2015-08-30T11:07

By Damian
at 2015-08-30T22:53

明明就是critical

By Jacob
at 2015-08-31T10:39

廢到笑XDDD

By Leila
at 2015-08-31T22:26

什麼三腳函數你根本是關不夠的熊吉!!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-01T10:12

氯化亞鈷都出來了XDDD

By Irma
at 2015-09-01T21:58

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By Mary
at 2015-09-02T09:45

先說你被報警抓走幾次了!!!!!

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-02T21:31

XDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-09-03T09:17

你以前好像也有一篇這種風格的lol

By Joe
at 2015-09-03T21:04

有用才有鬼XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-04T08:50

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By Mary
at 2015-09-04T20:36

氯化亞鈷試紙是三小啦哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2015-09-05T08:23

完全看不懂笑點

By Regina
at 2015-09-05T20:09

推，笑慘了

By Heather
at 2015-09-06T07:55

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By Olga
at 2015-09-06T19:42

笑翻

By Zenobia
at 2015-09-07T07:28

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By David
at 2015-09-07T19:14

WTF XDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-08T07:01

有笑有推

By Brianna
at 2015-09-08T18:47

爛透了！！ XDDD

By Sandy
at 2015-09-09T06:33

哈哈，很有才

By Tracy
at 2015-09-09T18:20

蚊子XD

By Hardy
at 2015-09-10T06:06

佩珊也是像這樣被下手的嗎>\\\<

By Ursula
at 2015-09-10T17:52

嘿嘿！原po你這個小壞壞，就知道你喜歡這味的

By Yedda
at 2015-09-11T05:38

你這小壞壞，U質西斯文，推！

By Lauren
at 2015-09-11T17:25

XDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2015-09-12T05:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2015-09-12T16:57

讚

By Rae
at 2015-09-13T04:44

============================性媾舒囊爽天兵=======

By Charlotte
at 2015-09-13T16:30

蘋果記者抄了

By Agnes
at 2015-09-14T04:16

費到笑！

By Jacob
at 2015-09-14T16:03

優質文

By Eartha
at 2015-09-15T03:49

XDD

By Jacky
at 2015-09-15T15:35

太專業了

By Emily
at 2015-09-16T03:22

U質文章給推

By Margaret
at 2015-09-16T15:08

有點廢哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2015-09-17T02:54

幹笑死

By Cara
at 2015-09-17T14:41

推結論

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-18T02:27

推簽名檔

By Frederica
at 2015-09-18T14:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-09-19T02:00

我差點就認真了XD

By Mason
at 2015-09-19T13:46

推試紙XDDD

By Mason
at 2015-09-20T01:32

廢到笑惹

By Emily
at 2015-09-20T13:18

這三小

By Frederica
at 2015-09-21T01:05

專業XDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2015-09-21T12:51

記者拿去抄惹原po掰掰

By Odelette
at 2015-09-22T00:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2015-09-22T12:24

好北爛喔XD

By Thomas
at 2015-09-23T00:10

我到底看了三...

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-23T11:56

廢到笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2015-09-23T23:43

氯化亞鈷試紙害我爆笑XDD

By Thomas
at 2015-09-24T11:29

（筆記）

By Carol
at 2015-09-24T23:15

有笑有推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-25T11:02

廢到笑

By Harry
at 2015-09-25T22:48

...我看了三小

By Zenobia
at 2015-09-26T10:34

XDDXDXD我看了什麼???

By Edith
at 2015-09-26T22:21

洨壞壞

By Hazel
at 2015-09-27T10:07

你這個壞版主哈哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2015-09-27T21:53

哈哈

By Damian
at 2015-09-28T09:40

DJ壞掉惹XD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-28T21:26

結論句！就知道你喜歡這味的~

By Margaret
at 2015-09-29T09:12

有婊有推

By Adele
at 2015-09-29T20:58

critical拼錯了

By Yedda
at 2015-09-30T08:45

幹三角函數勒！

By Iris
at 2015-09-30T20:31

幹真的笑死了

By Megan
at 2015-10-01T08:17

這泰豪小了超好笑

By Zora
at 2015-10-01T20:04

乾

By Rachel
at 2015-10-02T07:50

有笑有推！

By Carol
at 2015-10-02T19:36

蚊子吸ㄋㄟㄋㄟ這招 XD（喜歡）

By Daniel
at 2015-10-03T07:23

是Critical, 不過內容好笑。

By Noah
at 2015-10-03T19:09

明天會不會有類似情節的社會新聞呢XD

By Catherine
at 2015-10-04T06:55

簡單好笑有梗給推

By George
at 2015-10-04T18:42

廢到笑XDDD

By Anonymous
at 2015-10-05T06:28

超廢但超好笑 XDD

By Carol
at 2015-10-05T18:14

XDD

By Joseph
at 2015-10-06T06:01

靠夭XDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2015-10-06T17:47

試紙是三小啦XDDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-10-07T05:33

什麼啦XDDDDDDD

By Liam
at 2015-10-07T17:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kyle
at 2015-10-08T05:06

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2015-10-08T16:52

幹這篇xDDDDD

By Regina
at 2015-10-09T04:39

靠北哈哈

By Delia
at 2015-10-09T16:25

By Rebecca
at 2015-10-10T04:11

有笑有推

By Lucy
at 2015-10-10T15:57

乾~~~~XD

By Brianna
at 2015-10-11T03:44

嘖嘖，還以為是criti"hole" hit

By Megan
at 2015-10-11T15:30

太北七了～哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2015-10-12T03:16

廢到有剩幹...

By Odelette
at 2015-10-12T15:03

XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-10-13T02:49

XDD

By Ida
at 2015-10-13T14:35

幹笑欸

By Ivy
at 2015-10-14T02:22

有笑有推

By Joseph
at 2015-10-14T14:08

優質廢文神北七哈哈哈哈

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-15T01:54

哈哈哈哈哈，這什麼鬼...

By Belly
at 2015-10-15T13:41

清新U質專業

By Doris
at 2015-10-16T01:27

有笑有推

By Faithe
at 2015-10-16T13:13

小壞壞

By Mary
at 2015-10-17T01:00

簽名檔………

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-17T12:46

By Zanna
at 2015-10-18T00:32

超好笑

By Jack
at 2015-10-18T12:19

乾好廢

By Quintina
at 2015-10-19T00:05

有笑有推

By Una
at 2015-10-19T11:51

爛炸

By Frederica
at 2015-10-19T23:37

有笑有推，哈哈

By Liam
at 2015-10-20T11:24

U質好文

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-20T23:10

哈哈哈，我還不筆記

By David
at 2015-10-21T10:56

下次試試看，哈哈

By Steve
at 2015-10-21T22:43

幹好好笑XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-10-22T10:29

這是八卦版嗎?

By Harry
at 2015-10-22T22:15

我只用過蟯蟲試紙

By Lauren
at 2015-10-23T10:02

試紙是殺小啦

By Mia
at 2015-10-23T21:48

最喜歡這種低級幽默文惹

By Annie
at 2015-10-24T09:34

哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2015-10-24T21:21

By Gilbert
at 2015-10-25T09:07

。。。。

By Isabella
at 2015-10-25T20:53

幹最後簽名檔是三小XDDD

By Jessica
at 2015-10-26T08:40

推啦哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-26T20:26

實用推

By Susan
at 2015-10-27T08:12

幹XDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2015-10-27T19:59

你被盜了齁XDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-10-28T07:45

我難過

By Mia
at 2015-10-28T19:31

.........

By Hazel
at 2015-10-29T07:17

什麼鬼xDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2015-10-29T19:04

試紙是啥小啦～～～ XD

By Hedy
at 2015-10-30T06:50

這啥哈哈

By Elizabeth
at 2015-10-30T18:36

靠背害我被抓去去做筆錄，操

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-31T06:23

XDDDDDD

By William
at 2015-10-31T18:09

好笑

By Hardy
at 2015-11-01T05:55

三小啦

By Ingrid
at 2015-11-01T17:42

XDD

By Lily
at 2015-11-02T05:28

大大處女情結很重唷

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-02T17:14

推簽名檔

By Gary
at 2015-11-03T05:01

白爛到笑ㄎㄎ

By Madame
at 2015-11-03T16:47

我到底看惹什麼啦～

By Wallis
at 2015-11-04T04:33

Good End XD

By Noah
at 2015-11-04T16:20

XDDDD

By Kumar
at 2015-11-05T04:06

試紙太好笑了啦！

By Dorothy
at 2015-11-05T15:52

有笑有推xD

By Joe
at 2015-11-06T03:39

還滿好笑的 XD

By Ula
at 2015-11-06T15:25

有夠廢的

By Gilbert
at 2015-11-07T03:11

critial

By Lily
at 2015-11-07T14:58

不錯

By Rebecca
at 2015-11-08T02:44

廢到笑XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2015-11-08T14:30

有笑有推

By Erin
at 2015-11-09T02:16

XDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...

By Anonymous
at 2015-11-09T14:03

By Ina
at 2015-11-10T01:49

科科好白痴的文

By Gilbert
at 2015-11-10T13:35

太靠背了

By Hedda
at 2015-11-11T01:22

拉維奇XDD

By Puput
at 2015-11-11T13:08

XDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2015-11-12T00:54

看文就知道你是個處男

By Bennie
at 2015-11-12T12:41

廢到笑

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-11-13T00:27

幹廢到笑

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-13T12:13

有虎爛但好笑^o^

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-14T00:00

XDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2015-11-14T11:46

哈哈哈哈好白痴

By Zora
at 2015-11-14T23:32

為什麼不去當蘋果記者XD

By Anonymous
at 2015-11-15T11:19

有笑有推

By Delia
at 2015-11-15T23:05

好北七XDDD

By Frederic
at 2015-11-16T10:51

笑死

By Jack
at 2015-11-16T22:38

吸奶奶XDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2015-11-17T10:24

試紙XD

By Eartha
at 2015-11-17T22:10

你這個小壞壞XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-11-18T09:56

封你為試紙王

By Wallis
at 2015-11-18T21:43

XDD

By Poppy
at 2015-11-19T09:29

靠邀超智障XDD

By Mason
at 2015-11-19T21:15

OP~~

By Steve
at 2015-11-20T09:02

超好笑的啊XDDD

By Isla
at 2015-11-20T20:48

............

By Callum
at 2015-11-21T08:34

噗哈哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2015-11-21T20:21

笑翻XDDD

By James
at 2015-11-22T08:07

好文

By Valerie
at 2015-11-22T19:53

我看了三小xD

By Thomas
at 2015-11-23T07:40

By Frederica
at 2015-11-23T19:26

good

By Susan
at 2015-11-24T07:12

最後面哪招XDDDD

By Emma
at 2015-11-24T18:59

.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-11-25T06:45

By Jacky
at 2015-11-25T18:31

比起這篇joke版什麼的弱爆了

By Freda
at 2015-11-26T06:18

好有才XDDD

By David
at 2015-11-26T18:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-27T05:50

今年第一推就給你啦

By Mia
at 2015-11-27T17:36

嘿嘿！樓下這個小壞壞，就知道妳喜歡這味的！

By Linda
at 2015-11-28T05:23

廢成這樣就給推了

By Joseph
at 2015-11-28T17:09

Critical hit 小傑得兩分

By Rae
at 2015-11-29T04:55

嘿嘿！妳這個小壞壞，就知道妳喜歡這味的！

By Genevieve
at 2015-11-29T16:42

已寄信求試紙

By Linda
at 2015-11-30T04:28

特地噓你電影那段xD

By Gary
at 2015-11-30T16:14

有笑有推

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-12-01T04:01

推推

By Olive
at 2015-12-01T15:47

會被警察抓走啦XDD

By Catherine
at 2015-12-02T03:33

這文太U質了

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-02T15:20

不錯有哽

By Edwina
at 2015-12-03T03:06

推哈

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-12-03T14:52

criticole hit太智障了

By Ina
at 2015-12-04T02:39

XDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-12-04T14:25

幹，怎麼會這麼好笑～～～～～～～～～～～

By Annie
at 2015-12-05T02:11

艾姵姍…妳這個小壞壞

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