冰山在床上會叫嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Agatha
at 2019-06-30T21:20

Table of Contents

※ 引述《XAGAxLOBBY (嘟嘟嚕嘟嘟嚕大大大)》之銘言：
: 幹勒
: 相信大家生平一定遇過那種不愛笑的女生
: 平常看起來臉就很臭好像人家欠她幾百萬
: EX: 陳珊妮
: 追到這種的又特別有征服感
: 但是其實這些冰山追到後私下是沒有這麼激掰啦
: 至少我還沒遇過交往後還一副死人樣的
: 通常可愛的一面只有男朋友會看到
: 想問大家真.冰山就是交往前後臉都很激掰的
: 484在床上臉也是那樣?
: 她們會叫嗎?
: 有沒有跟真.冰山上床是什麼感的得八卦?

以前有和一個學姊交往過
學姊長的白白瘦瘦的
她看起來就是那種只會念書的乖乖牌
平常穿著也非常普通
不過臉算是蠻秀氣的
滿分十分大概有個七分沒問題

但和她做愛的時候真的非常倒陽
不管我怎麼進攻,她都無動於衷
有時候還給我眼睛一直看著電視
真的是物理攻擊無效,和R20還比較有fu一點

有一次我生日她訂了汽車旅館過夜要慶祝
我還以為會有甚麼轉變
結果照慣例她又是冰山死魚一條
(真的很奇怪,不喜歡做愛就不要約這種地方慶祝阿)
從浴室開始愛撫然後火車便當到沙發上用doggy style
從頭到尾那個聲音就是敷衍到不行的虛應一應故事

抽差了幾十分鐘看了看手錶
也晚上十二點了,差不多該射一射睡覺了
於是就把她從沙發抱回床上
然後站著用傳教士體位做最後衝刺

衝刺到一半不知道怎麼了
她忽然眼睛越睜越大
雙手無力的揮舞
屁股也瘋狂的扭動想要擺脫我的肉棒
嘴巴唸唸有詞的說著"這是...這是..."

我想說天公伯阿,我終於要時來運轉了嗎我
於是我決定要增加一點刺激感

我用右手摀住她的嘴
左手輕輕的揉著她的左胸,偶爾指甲輕輕滑過乳頭
嘴則忙著招呼她右邊的乳頭,時則輕咬,時則吸允

學姊的身體開始顫抖
雙手抓著我的背,時而用力的拍打
我決定轉換陣勢,整個抓住她的雙手
瘋狂地和她舌吻
肉棒也毫不憐惜的每一下都用力頂到最深處

這時候忽然有一隻喇牙從天花板跳到枕頭上
學姊整個把我推開跳走
結果拔出來的時候剛好射到學姊的眼睛裡
接著就是我和學姊兩個人的吶喊與尖叫聲

原來學姊很早就看到了
她是要跟我說我正上方有一隻喇牙
只是她從沒看過不知道要怎麼描述

這就是我和冰山美人
在汽車旅館尖叫的經驗
參考看看

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Tags: 做愛體位

All Comments

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at 2019-07-02T23:11

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at 2020-05-01T04:26

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at 2020-05-03T06:16

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at 2020-05-05T08:07

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at 2020-05-19T21:01

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at 2020-05-21T22:52

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…

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at 2020-06-17T22:50

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at 2020-06-20T00:41

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at 2020-06-28T08:04

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at 2020-06-30T09:54

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at 2020-07-25T08:02

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at 2020-07-27T09:53

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，我決定買R20了

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at 2020-08-08T20:57

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at 2020-08-10T22:47

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at 2020-08-13T00:38

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at 2020-08-15T02:29

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at 2020-08-17T04:19

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at 2020-08-19T06:10

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at 2020-08-21T08:01

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at 2020-08-23T09:51

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at 2020-08-25T11:42

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at 2020-08-27T13:33

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at 2020-08-29T15:23

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at 2020-08-31T17:14

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at 2020-09-06T22:46

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at 2020-09-09T00:36

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at 2020-09-11T02:27

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at 2020-09-13T04:18

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at 2020-09-15T06:08

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at 2020-09-17T07:59

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at 2020-09-19T09:50

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By Donna
at 2020-09-21T11:40

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at 2020-09-23T13:31

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at 2020-09-25T15:22

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By Mia
at 2020-09-27T17:12

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By Candice
at 2020-09-29T19:03

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at 2020-10-01T20:54

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By Susan
at 2020-10-03T22:44

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By Thomas
at 2020-10-06T00:35

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at 2020-10-08T02:26

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By Hedwig
at 2020-10-10T04:16

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By Gary
at 2020-10-12T06:07

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By Kama
at 2020-10-14T07:58

笑死，推

By Jessica
at 2020-10-16T09:48

我還以為是看到什麼無形的了...

By Queena
at 2020-10-18T11:39

有趣XD

By Rae
at 2020-10-20T13:29

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By Linda
at 2020-10-22T15:20

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at 2020-10-24T17:11

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at 2020-10-26T19:01

有笑有推

By Lauren
at 2020-10-28T20:52

哈哈哈…這是…這是…XD

By Joe
at 2020-10-30T22:43

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By Tom
at 2020-11-02T00:33

喇牙都比你的屌還有感幫QQ

By Kumar
at 2020-11-04T02:24

...

By Ophelia
at 2020-11-06T04:15

有笑有推

By Frederica
at 2020-11-08T06:05

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By Necoo
at 2020-11-10T07:56

你是白痴嗎==

By Connor
at 2020-11-12T09:47

被樓上留言戳到笑死

By Catherine
at 2020-11-14T11:37

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By Ingrid
at 2020-11-16T13:28

廢到笑辛苦了原po

By Tracy
at 2020-11-18T15:19

笑死

By Charlotte
at 2020-11-20T17:09

我快笑死了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2020-11-22T19:00

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By Christine
at 2020-11-24T20:51

搞屁阿XDD

By Bethany
at 2020-11-26T22:41

這個有好笑到

By George
at 2020-11-29T00:32

超好笑

By Charlotte
at 2020-12-01T02:22

噗哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Donna
at 2020-12-03T04:13

可以

By Madame
at 2020-12-05T06:04

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By William
at 2020-12-07T07:54

笑死

By Dinah
at 2020-12-09T09:45

笑死結果你不如一隻拉亞

By Leila
at 2020-12-11T11:36

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By Annie
at 2020-12-13T13:26

笑死啦牙都比你還刺激

By Michael
at 2020-12-15T15:17

笑死

By Hazel
at 2020-12-17T17:08

三小...

By Quanna
at 2020-12-19T18:58

幹你娘有夠唬爛

By Susan
at 2020-12-21T20:49

笑死~~~~~

By Steve
at 2020-12-23T22:40

靠腰笑死我XD

By Doris
at 2020-12-26T00:30

廢到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2020-12-28T02:21

超級好笑

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-12-30T04:12

有笑有推

By Aaliyah
at 2021-01-01T06:02

By Kristin
at 2021-01-03T07:53

笑死

By Linda
at 2021-01-05T09:44

北七我竟然看完了哈哈哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2021-01-07T11:34

超好笑媽呀XDDDD

By Megan
at 2021-01-09T13:25

這hen棒

By Christine
at 2021-01-11T15:15

是不是水瓶座...靠qq

By Gary
at 2021-01-13T17:06

哈哈哈哈

By James
at 2021-01-15T18:57

是不是幻想文

By Jake
at 2021-01-17T20:47

廢到笑

By Selena
at 2021-01-19T22:38

靠北，梗鋪超久

By Ina
at 2021-01-22T00:29

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By Erin
at 2021-01-24T02:19

這篇是不是上報了？

By Candice
at 2021-01-26T04:10

.....

By Anonymous
at 2021-01-28T06:01

......…..

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-01-30T07:51

你要感謝那隻拉呀...

By Emma
at 2021-02-01T09:42

我記得有個新聞好像是女的看到天花板有人在偷看，也是被誤
會...

By Quanna
at 2021-02-03T11:33

笑死她是為喇牙叫不是因為你

By Oscar
at 2021-02-05T13:23

褲子都脫了怎麼變成國家地理頻道？！

By Sarah
at 2021-02-07T15:14

有笑到，給推

By Kyle
at 2021-02-09T17:05

認真回：你的尺寸是mini嗎？

By Dorothy
at 2021-02-11T18:55

笑死

By Odelette
at 2021-02-13T20:46

笑殤

By Iris
at 2021-02-15T22:37

好久沒看到這麼好笑的文了XDD

By Gilbert
at 2021-02-18T00:27

笑死

By Connor
at 2021-02-20T02:18

吸吮可以嗎

By Lucy
at 2021-02-22T04:08

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By Gary
at 2021-02-24T05:59

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By Hedwig
at 2021-02-26T07:50

厲害了

By Jack
at 2021-02-28T09:40

xddd

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