公車濕機 - 成人話題討論

By Franklin
at 2015-01-26T15:37

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我是一名人見人愛的司機

每天開公車是我最大的樂趣

尤其是載學生上下學那段時間

想到就...阿嘶!

但現實生活中我根本載不到學生

因為我開的是遊覽車

您祖馬卡好全都是一堆老人進香團、老人旅遊團

幹

最年輕的也有60歲

瓦上天

可能瓦哥來會很開心

問題是我並不是一位瓦斯機

只是個小小微瓦弟，40路已經是我的極限

所以當一堆老人在後面唱台語金典卡拉OK，我就在前面看我的女優經典高潮O不OK

無線電裡面接的也是0204，而且報公帳朝爽der~~

常常開一開

我就

射惹

每天總有一道彩虹會在前面等我，帶點洨味

直到有一次，一位只有五十多歲的老婦人，長得像泊木遊記加渡邊麻油的綜合體

害我一直盯著她

一不小心

阿嘶~~~~~~~~就

輪胎打滑，因為我尬到我的洨

這時候一位八十歲瓦力極高的老太太

跳出車窗外，用她的馬雅魯納那裏海峽

對著我說:「拓海，別管我了!用水溝蓋跑法吧!不然整車的人都有生命危險。」

我頓時熱淚盈眶

壓著她的溝，一個甩尾

車尾燈後霎那間湧現一片溫泉

我明白

八十瓦奶奶她

潮起了

看著後照鏡她那滿足的笑臉

我也明白我的職責

現在大霸尖山上的下坡，常有一台高速行駛的遊覽車

每天都會有人去泡溫泉

原來這就是我的責任，溫泉製造機

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By Kyle
at 2015-01-29T19:29

奇怪我明明按推

By Gary
at 2015-02-01T23:20

我也是按推文說~~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-05T03:11

恩? 1壞掉了嗎

By George
at 2015-02-08T07:03

幫推+1

By Isabella
at 2015-02-11T10:54

我也推了怎麼會 …

By Eartha
at 2015-02-14T14:46

????????????????????

By John
at 2015-02-17T18:37

欸？奇怪了...

By Damian
at 2015-02-20T22:28

我看了什麼

By Puput
at 2015-02-24T02:20

我以為只有我的推是壞的

By Olga
at 2015-02-27T06:11

按1變成2欸??

By Leila
at 2015-03-02T10:02

等等只有我一個人覺得好笑嗎！！！！

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-03-05T13:54

有笑有推

By Vanessa
at 2015-03-08T17:45

我看了三小...

By Vanessa
at 2015-03-11T21:37

看不懂

By Edith
at 2015-03-15T01:28

很好笑不過大家都噓我也噓吧XX總比空白好

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-03-18T05:19

三小?

By Genevieve
at 2015-03-21T09:11

………

By Rachel
at 2015-03-24T13:02

有笑有推

By Thomas
at 2015-03-27T16:53

我到底看了三小

By Ula
at 2015-03-30T20:45

哈...................................................

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-04-03T00:36

最近成績出來了，崩潰的人也多了

By Hedda
at 2015-04-06T04:28

哈哈哈我的１也壞了

By Gilbert
at 2015-04-09T08:19

唉

By Callum
at 2015-04-12T12:10

換掉的鐘一天也會準兩次不好笑的笑話也是有人會笑

By Blanche
at 2015-04-15T16:02

怎麼不小心就X2了

By Elma
at 2015-04-18T19:53

By Carol
at 2015-04-21T23:45

....

By Edwina
at 2015-04-25T03:36

我為什麼要浪費時間點進來看......

By Ida
at 2015-04-28T07:27

安安你還好嗎

By Enid
at 2015-05-01T11:19

？

By Gilbert
at 2015-05-04T15:10

綠明顯~咦…是紅的?!

By Ophelia
at 2015-05-07T19:01

有笑有推

By Andrew
at 2015-05-10T22:53

浪費了我三分鐘...

By Una
at 2015-05-14T02:44

好…………難笑。

By Olivia
at 2015-05-17T06:36

只能推了

By Poppy
at 2015-05-20T10:27

呃...這寫三小

By Olga
at 2015-05-23T14:18

成績出來了齁。拍拍

By Charlie
at 2015-05-26T18:10

好笑給推

By Mason
at 2015-05-28T19:31

其實滿幽默的啊

By Callum
at 2015-05-31T23:22

會紅

By Oliver
at 2015-06-04T03:14

超有才欸給推

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-07T07:05

三小

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-06-10T10:57

推

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-13T14:48

給推

By Ula
at 2015-06-16T18:39

我有笑加油

By Irma
at 2015-06-19T22:31

恩

By Daniel
at 2015-06-23T02:22

跟上

By Kumar
at 2015-06-26T06:14

三小

By Lydia
at 2015-06-29T10:05

這什麼...

By Jacky
at 2015-07-02T13:56

哈哈哈哈

By Puput
at 2015-07-05T17:48

哈哈哈，1好像壞了

By Delia
at 2015-07-08T21:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太神啦

By Agnes
at 2015-07-12T01:30

嘴角輸了

By Faithe
at 2015-07-15T05:22

給推.......咦？

By Isla
at 2015-07-18T09:13

好文不推嗎？

By Jacky
at 2015-07-21T13:05

1跟2互換了嗎？？？

By Hardy
at 2015-07-24T16:56

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-07-27T20:47

這篇很好笑啊幹嘛虛ZZ

By Hedwig
at 2015-07-31T00:39

有笑西斯點有點薄弱

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-08-03T04:30

哈哈

By Eartha
at 2015-08-06T08:22

2222

By Dinah
at 2015-08-09T12:13

...

By Emma
at 2015-08-12T16:04

好文不推嗎

By Kelly
at 2015-08-15T19:56

By Freda
at 2015-08-18T23:47

我笑了好瓦文

By Hedy
at 2015-08-22T03:38

推

By Thomas
at 2015-08-25T07:30

未看先推

By Thomas
at 2015-08-28T11:21

有笑有推

By Edwina
at 2015-08-31T15:13

Lol

By Odelette
at 2015-09-03T19:04

我明明是按推啊

By Faithe
at 2015-09-06T22:55

嘴角忍不住上揚......可是還是給噓

By Ivy
at 2015-09-10T02:47

好笑有推

By Madame
at 2015-09-13T06:38

被當掉了厚...

By Catherine
at 2015-09-16T10:30

？

By Victoria
at 2015-09-19T14:21

U質好文

By Kama
at 2015-09-22T18:12

好笑到我按推了

By Rachel
at 2015-09-25T22:04

大推！

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-29T01:55

馬雅魯納海溝?

By Wallis
at 2015-10-02T05:46

好笑給推

By Anthony
at 2015-10-05T09:38

那間的司機大哥這麼慘!?

By Daniel
at 2015-10-08T13:29

哈哈哈

By Isabella
at 2015-10-11T17:21

風向正確

By Franklin
at 2015-10-14T21:12

幫推

By Sarah
at 2015-10-18T01:03

超廢哈哈哈

By Odelette
at 2015-10-21T04:55

認真好文推一個

By Lydia
at 2015-10-24T08:46

笑翻

By Delia
at 2015-10-27T12:38

是有設定不給推嗎!!!??

By Rosalind
at 2015-10-30T16:29

推推

By Necoo
at 2015-11-02T20:20

我按的是推呢!

By Heather
at 2015-11-06T00:12

給個1～

By Hedy
at 2015-11-09T04:03

推

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-11-12T07:54

明明超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2015-11-15T11:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2015-11-18T15:37

推壞掉了

By Donna
at 2015-11-21T19:29

大家都壞了

By Sandy
at 2015-11-24T23:20

還不錯阿！

By Edwina
at 2015-11-28T03:11

噓

By Frederic
at 2015-12-01T07:03

哦是哦

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-04T10:54

幹笑噴

By Elma
at 2015-12-07T14:45

1好奇怪壞了

By Lydia
at 2015-12-10T18:37

現在拼噓文已晚

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-12-13T22:28

幹超好笑

By Lauren
at 2015-12-17T02:20

By Lucy
at 2015-12-20T06:11

推推

By Damian
at 2015-12-23T10:02

不噓對不起自己

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-26T13:54

還不錯啊

By Hedy
at 2015-12-29T17:45

有笑有推XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-01-01T21:37

and1

By Kama
at 2016-01-05T01:28

紅明顯

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-08T05:19

每日一笑

By Kama
at 2016-01-11T09:11

怒推

By Agatha
at 2016-01-14T13:02

讚

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-17T16:53

這風向我也應該推一下

By Tracy
at 2016-01-20T20:45

蛤

By Rae
at 2016-01-24T00:36

有笑有推

By Joseph
at 2016-01-27T04:28

太好笑啦

By Agatha
at 2016-01-30T08:19

低能給推...

By David
at 2016-02-02T12:10

怎麼推不了

By Jacob
at 2016-02-05T16:02

不懂在寫什麼，但是有笑有有推

公車濕機 - 成人話題討論

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