兩張口有什么區別? - 成人話題討論

By Victoria
at 2017-01-19T10:29
at 2017-01-19T10:29
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某機關領導需要招聘一位女秘書,應聘的有八個美女,而且個個優秀,年輕貌麗,難以
取舍。最后領導親自出面,給這些面試者出了一道題:“女人上下有張口,這兩張口有什
么區別?”
首先第一號進來回答問題,一號靦腆地說:“區別在于一張是橫的,另一張是豎的!”
領導不滿意,揮手讓二號進來,二號道:“一張有牙齒,一張沒有牙齒!”
領導說太俗,換人,三號進來回答;
“一張有舌頭,一張沒有!”
領導依然不滿意,說這些回答太膚淺,于是四號進來回答道:
“一張沒毛,一張有毛!”
領導仍不滿意,揮手說下一位。”
五號進來回答:
“一張會說話,一張不會!”
領導感嘆,這世界上真沒知音,這些人都沒什么政治覺悟,看著這么多條件都不錯的女
子都答不上來,領導急了,繼續換人!
六號進來回答:
“上面管吃喝,下面管玩樂!”
領導微微動心,這個算是與前面的有點區別,不過還是不太令人滿意!
七號進來回答:
“上面談情說愛,下面傳宗接代!”
領導想,太實在,正可惜之際!
八號進來說了一句:
“上面歌頌三個代表,下面伺候各級領導!”
領導一聽大喜,連連稱好,這樣的同志有覺悟,然后說道:
“好,你被錄用了!”……
--
Goodman
Love never ends.
--
取舍。最后領導親自出面,給這些面試者出了一道題:“女人上下有張口,這兩張口有什
么區別?”
首先第一號進來回答問題,一號靦腆地說:“區別在于一張是橫的,另一張是豎的!”
領導不滿意,揮手讓二號進來,二號道:“一張有牙齒,一張沒有牙齒!”
領導說太俗,換人,三號進來回答;
“一張有舌頭,一張沒有!”
領導依然不滿意,說這些回答太膚淺,于是四號進來回答道:
“一張沒毛,一張有毛!”
領導仍不滿意,揮手說下一位。”
五號進來回答:
“一張會說話,一張不會!”
領導感嘆,這世界上真沒知音,這些人都沒什么政治覺悟,看著這么多條件都不錯的女
子都答不上來,領導急了,繼續換人!
六號進來回答:
“上面管吃喝,下面管玩樂!”
領導微微動心,這個算是與前面的有點區別,不過還是不太令人滿意!
七號進來回答:
“上面談情說愛,下面傳宗接代!”
領導想,太實在,正可惜之際!
八號進來說了一句:
“上面歌頌三個代表,下面伺候各級領導!”
領導一聽大喜,連連稱好,這樣的同志有覺悟,然后說道:
“好,你被錄用了!”……
--
Goodman
Love never ends.
--
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