全聯人妻 - 成人話題討論

By Xanthe
at 2015-08-31T14:39

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昨天去全聯生鮮區買晚餐材料，

看到一個很正的少婦，

一直想該怎麼認識她，

後來她走到有魚那區，

靈機一動...

我也過去假裝看魚，

然後隨便選一條魚問她怎麼煮？

她跟我講完其實我也沒仔細聽，

她問我常常一個人開伙嗎？之類的，

我說一個人份很難弄，

她說她家三個人也不好買菜，

最後有點亂聊，

回家趕快找一部很像她的女優片尻了一

槍...

覺得莫名空虛，

不知道大家都怎麼幹到人妻的？

要認識不難要幹到感覺卻很困難

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By Anonymous
at 2015-09-01T08:18

醒醒吧

By Candice
at 2015-09-02T01:57

首先你需要本票

By Joe
at 2015-09-02T19:36

你記錯了你是跟一個人夫說話

By Isla
at 2015-09-03T13:14

我都說我們在錄一個節目可不可以去她家做飯飯

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-04T06:53

要培養感情，耐心和毅力最重

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-05T00:32

守株待兔等她買菜時間，跟她「巧遇」然後瞎聊幾句
重點是你要有閒時間啦

By Margaret
at 2015-09-05T18:11

是不是只有你才看的到她啊………

By Thomas
at 2015-09-06T11:50

把那條魚買起來然後塞進去

By Heather
at 2015-09-07T05:28

四樓....

By Hardy
at 2015-09-07T23:07

四樓不要破壞我的帥哥廚師到你家啊，那我很愛看耶

By Queena
at 2015-09-08T16:46

我都是要line 都說我煮完拍給你看，指教一下

By Madame
at 2015-09-09T10:25

樓上專業

By Elizabeth
at 2015-09-10T04:04

小魯廚師到你家！？？

By Yedda
at 2015-09-10T21:42

樓下帥哥廚師

By Hardy
at 2015-09-11T15:21

所以……要先是帥哥…之後才會有到人妻家的事！跟魚…沒
關係啦！

By Oscar
at 2015-09-12T09:00

要幹人妻要很有勇氣耶

By Isabella
at 2015-09-13T02:39

我都說來我家煮飯吧，我家廚房又大又舒服

By Andy
at 2015-09-13T20:18

哇...妳好內行！可以順便教我怎樣挑鮑魚嗎？

By Isla
at 2015-09-14T13:56

帶去薇格教她煮菜

By Isabella
at 2015-09-15T07:35

西斯點這樣夠嗎？

By James
at 2015-09-16T01:14

你應該在蔬果區問說哪種小黃瓜比較好吃

By Jessica
at 2015-09-16T18:53

趁機要LINE阿

By Isabella
at 2015-09-17T12:32

幹嘛搭訕我媽

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-18T06:10

我有種小黃瓜跟香蕉要來摘嗎

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-18T23:49

已報警

By Harry
at 2015-09-19T17:28

叫你老婆改嫁再約她出來

By Adele
at 2015-09-20T11:07

別，勸你，別啊!!!

By Regina
at 2015-09-21T04:46

常常一個人開火包嗎？

By Valerie
at 2015-09-21T22:24

好吧我服了你（還有幾位推文的...

By Yuri
at 2015-09-22T16:03

西斯在哪

By Freda
at 2015-09-23T09:42

跟米奇講話！當心切掉小雞雞！

By Candice
at 2015-09-24T03:21

免錢的最貴

By Margaret
at 2015-09-24T21:00

想玩人妻自己有本錢嗎以後老婆也借玩一下

By Andrew
at 2015-09-25T14:38

跟他說你想買小黃瓜嗎我下面有

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-26T08:17

等你娶我來玩

By Margaret
at 2015-09-27T01:56

不忍噓

By Oliver
at 2015-09-27T19:35

小朋友多一點，手指多練一點，出事記得跑快一點，被
關時多忍一點

By Kama
at 2015-09-28T13:14

先簽本票

By Susan
at 2015-09-29T06:52

人妻你也敢

By Irma
at 2015-09-30T00:31

sod系列

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-30T18:10

你是看到貞子她都會在七月固定會出來都不看全聯
的廣告嗎

By Noah
at 2015-10-01T11:49

你可以冥想就好

By Kyle
at 2015-10-02T05:28

首先要有個誘因，例如吵架，分居，最好是有小三。噓寒問
暖幾句加上酒精作祟立馬濕給你堵

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-02T23:06

先把她家水管弄壞

By Daph Bay
at 2015-10-03T16:45

帥哥廚師到你家幾乎都會喝酒

By Tom
at 2015-10-04T10:24

你沒把手臂上的特級廚師亮出來嗎?

By Elvira
at 2015-10-05T04:03

人妻只能偷偷幹，怎麼能光明正大問

By Kumar
at 2015-10-05T21:42

都說三個人了你就回家打槍好了

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-06T15:20

已經魯到連羞恥都不會寫了嗎臭肥宅

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-07T08:59

推四樓

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-08T02:38

人家惱公站在後面惡狠狠的瞪著你

By Lauren
at 2015-10-08T20:17

約她一起炒飯互相指教一下

By Odelette
at 2015-10-09T13:56

醒醒好嗎

全聯人妻 - 成人話題討論

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