優質跑友比鬼還難尋 - 成人話題討論

By John
at 2019-06-04T02:21

Table of Contents

唉.... 最近穩定的固砲交女友了QQ
當初剛認識的時候有達成協議固了之後不找其他的
結果不到幾個月就給我上岸是怎樣啦
害老娘現在根本不好意思密以前約過的其他男生

可是開發新對象又很怕踩到雷
各大app都玩到快膩了還常常遇到一樣的人
三不五時就會有人密我: 嗨嗨我們是不是在別的地方聊過?
呃... 我怎麼知道你是說哪個啦
手機裡10幾個交友app 每天一大堆訊息誰會記得
https://imgur.com/P6S2f2F.jpg

一天加起來未讀那麼多不是洨妹不回是真的回不完....
再加上line 完全沒辦法每個都回好嗎

而且不識字的人到底為什麼那麼多
洨妹在自介都直接擺明說: 給我個一定要約你的理由吧
結果收到的大概有90%都還是: 安安妳好給約嗎
不然什麼都不說直接傳一張屌照是怎樣啦沒頭沒尾更沒fu好嗎
真心覺得很累.... 好跑友真的有那麼難找嗎

廣大的鄉民們最近還有什麼推薦的好用app嗎?
我現在只求文盲越少越好XD

最近沒什麼西斯點只好附照了
https://imgur.com/3XjLJP5.jpg

我小奶我驕傲

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Bennie
at 2019-06-05T17:44

https://i.imgur.com/TFeHfqd.jpg

By Brianna
at 2019-06-07T09:06

笑了馬上有勇者寄信

By Elvira
at 2019-06-09T00:28

一定是樓下寄的

By Olive
at 2019-06-10T15:51

我記得不是JD跟拍拖都被說不錯嗎哈哈

By Isabella
at 2019-06-12T07:13

寄都寄

By Carol
at 2019-06-13T22:35

乾不是我QQ

By Zenobia
at 2019-06-15T13:58

走

By Hedy
at 2019-06-17T05:20

JD出了名的凱子多而已吧

By Brianna
at 2019-06-18T20:42

安安，你好，給約嗎？哈哈笑歪

By Ursula
at 2019-06-20T12:05

找我就好啦

By Jacky
at 2019-06-22T03:27

處男可嗎？

By Jacky
at 2019-06-23T18:49

大叔可嗎

By Zenobia
at 2019-06-25T10:12

我我我今天還是處男！

By Emily
at 2019-06-27T01:34

寄惹

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-06-28T16:56

幾歲呀要熟女

By Xanthe
at 2019-06-30T08:19

自介的問題不是很好回答嗎? 我要幹死妳

By Bethany
at 2019-07-01T23:41

已寄

By Leila
at 2019-07-03T15:03

這很大了好嗎？

By Thomas
at 2019-07-05T06:26

寄都寄通通寄

By Isabella
at 2019-07-06T21:48

還不如自己玩玩具

By Olivia
at 2019-07-08T13:10

其實這照片蠻弱的

By Quanna
at 2019-07-10T04:33

我這不是來了嗎

By Mia
at 2019-07-11T19:55

洨妹是多寂寞

By David
at 2019-07-13T11:17

為什麼會有好砲友不難找的誤解?

By Bennie
at 2019-07-15T02:40

這我還不寄？

By Robert
at 2019-07-16T18:02

其實優質跑友不會只有你一個跑友

By Thomas
at 2019-07-18T09:24

呃...所以你遇過鬼？

By Susan
at 2019-07-20T00:47

寄了回我

By Mia
at 2019-07-21T16:09

你聲音好聽嗎？

By Yedda
at 2019-07-23T07:31

這我一定寄

By Rachel
at 2019-07-24T22:54

我在app密你了

By Connor
at 2019-07-26T14:16

安安住哪裡

By Mason
at 2019-07-28T05:38

我優質雷炮選我

By Rachel
at 2019-07-29T21:01

推Partido

By Una
at 2019-07-31T12:23

優質奈米選我

By Tom
at 2019-08-02T03:45

膚質很好的感覺

By Damian
at 2019-08-03T19:08

ptt，好用。選我正解

By Rachel
at 2019-08-05T10:30

一早起來寄信要回我喔

By Tom
at 2019-08-07T01:52

哇給約嗎

By Gilbert
at 2019-08-08T17:15

這舌頭看起來就很靈活

By Erin
at 2019-08-10T08:37

多約幾個一定能遇到好的，妳約的還不夠多

By Hedda
at 2019-08-11T23:59

寄了

By Quintina
at 2019-08-13T15:22

小奶我來

By Hardy
at 2019-08-15T06:44

我在這阿

By Caitlin
at 2019-08-16T22:06

這種機會都不屬於我....

By Jacob
at 2019-08-18T13:29

你的app分類和我取的名字一樣XD

By Lucy
at 2019-08-20T04:51

嗨小奶

By Harry
at 2019-08-21T20:13

好啦是我寄的啦，小奶妹都不回我討厭

By Agnes
at 2019-08-23T11:36

信箱要爆了...

By Jacky
at 2019-08-25T02:58

大叔台北找跑友

By Leila
at 2019-08-26T18:20

大家都怕踩到雷。真的

By Selena
at 2019-08-28T09:43

比鬼難找那就去廟裡拜機會高一點~XD

By Zenobia
at 2019-08-30T01:05

優質炮友，分

By Steve
at 2019-08-31T16:27

那個嘴根本不行

By Connor
at 2019-09-02T07:50

嘴唇好乾

By Elma
at 2019-09-03T23:12

可能你有倒數第二個女友體質ㄅ

By Hedwig
at 2019-09-05T14:34

你自己多優質搞不好雷的是你自己

By Mia
at 2019-09-07T05:57

來啊找大叔單挑

By Victoria
at 2019-09-08T21:19

找我啊傻瓜

By Wallis
at 2019-09-10T12:41

選我讓妳不要不要的~

By Gary
at 2019-09-12T04:04

開約了！大家快上

By Liam
at 2019-09-13T19:26

來單挑

By Dinah
at 2019-09-15T10:48

那為什麼不來個人鬼情未了

By Valerie
at 2019-09-17T02:11

如果是倒數第二個女友的體質，這個我會很想要

By Kama
at 2019-09-18T17:33

為什麼沒滑到妳

By Linda
at 2019-09-20T08:55

看了六小時的圖還是看不完好辛苦

By Irma
at 2019-09-22T00:18

人正真好

By Kristin
at 2019-09-23T15:40

我也要寄！

By Christine
at 2019-09-25T07:02

推文的人都是好跑友~

By Cara
at 2019-09-26T22:25

髒

By Ula
at 2019-09-28T13:47

寄了，回我

By Mary
at 2019-09-30T05:09

https://i.imgur.com/oXnWgcq.jpg

By Yedda
at 2019-10-01T20:32

全部都給我約起來，App回我

By Harry
at 2019-10-03T11:54

跟風留言，希望被抽到

By Zora
at 2019-10-05T03:16

寄了回我

By Yuri
at 2019-10-06T18:39

妳會錯意了是那個固本來就跟那女的比較好也都約她

By Megan
at 2019-10-08T10:01

早洩軟屌是耗廢勞力的表現嗎？

By Ina
at 2019-10-10T01:23

sweetring也在約的嗎？那上面不都是認真找另一伴？

By Jacky
at 2019-10-11T16:46

已寄選我選我

By Queena
at 2019-10-13T08:08

要好吃好用又不黏的真的難尋機會來了

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-10-14T23:30

什麼樣的鍋配什麼樣的蓋

By Rachel
at 2019-10-16T14:53

大家上

By Connor
at 2019-10-18T06:15

小奶驕傲+1. XD

By Queena
at 2019-10-19T21:37

嗯哼

By Charlotte
at 2019-10-21T13:00

寄了回我

By Bethany
at 2019-10-23T04:22

寄了10幾封了拜託回我

By Kelly
at 2019-10-24T19:44

我處女我驕傲

By Elizabeth
at 2019-10-26T11:07

嗯？請定義何為優質跑友？

By Audriana
at 2019-10-28T02:29

Damn. U made me boner. I love small boobs too. I guess
u have fucking sexy arse.

By Ursula
at 2019-10-29T17:51

我今天處男

By Audriana
at 2019-10-31T09:14

好人一生平安

By Ingrid
at 2019-11-02T00:36

來吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-11-03T15:58

還沒遇到我別說沒見過

By Caitlin
at 2019-11-05T07:21

我不是文盲

By Aaliyah
at 2019-11-06T22:43

推

By Tom
at 2019-11-08T14:05

信箱要爆囉

By Lily
at 2019-11-10T05:28

記惹記惹

By Charlie
at 2019-11-11T20:50

願主保祐妳～

By Susan
at 2019-11-13T12:12

寄了不用回我

By Xanthe
at 2019-11-15T03:35

差點寄出

By Ophelia
at 2019-11-16T18:57

出征啦

By Emma
at 2019-11-18T10:19

餓了。我可以餵飽妳..

By Enid
at 2019-11-20T01:42

站內完全沒個人資料的也很無言

By Mary
at 2019-11-21T17:04

探探有回各位快上

By Irma
at 2019-11-23T08:26

爆信箱XD

By Carol
at 2019-11-24T23:49

爆炸啦

By Steve
at 2019-11-26T15:11

是小了點

By Kelly
at 2019-11-28T06:33

有夠小

By Jake
at 2019-11-29T21:56

推小奶

By Blanche
at 2019-12-01T13:18

這種未讀訊息的量真的是男生望塵莫及

By Harry
at 2019-12-03T04:40

固跑海選開始

By Oliver
at 2019-12-04T20:03

這不是被幹死了吧？

By Gilbert
at 2019-12-06T11:25

選我啦嘻嘻

By Caitlin
at 2019-12-08T02:47

喔喔喔

By Sarah
at 2019-12-09T18:10

已寄回我

By Odelette
at 2019-12-11T09:32

醜

By Delia
at 2019-12-13T00:54

小奶我不行..

By Bethany
at 2019-12-14T16:17

安安給約嗎打這句的都直接忽略

By Rebecca
at 2019-12-16T07:39

理由：妳有被鬼壓床過嗎

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-12-17T23:01

一次幫這麼多個打廣告公司不會抗議嗎

By Catherine
at 2019-12-19T14:24

已寄信

By Andrew
at 2019-12-21T05:46

我中文不錯選我選我

By Wallis
at 2019-12-22T21:08

小的恰到好處

By Mason
at 2019-12-24T12:31

打砲不需要理由

By Una
at 2019-12-26T03:53

已寄信

By Blanche
at 2019-12-27T19:15

嘴唇

By Mason
at 2019-12-29T10:38

所以你遇過鬼嗎？

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-12-31T02:00

超忙XDDD

By Selena
at 2020-01-01T17:22

我不黏可是沒在約

By Isla
at 2020-01-03T08:45

讚！待會寄信

By Erin
at 2020-01-05T00:07

哈…我候補排隊認識就好XDD

By Belly
at 2020-01-06T15:29

信箱爆了

By Jacob
at 2020-01-08T06:52

呃，等等，妳有尋過鬼嗎？

By Joseph
at 2020-01-09T22:14

在下常山趙雲趙子龍是也，儘管來呀

By Aaliyah
at 2020-01-11T13:36

普通跑友也像鬼一樣難找

By Ophelia
at 2020-01-13T04:59

信箱要爆拉

By Yedda
at 2020-01-14T20:21

推唇

By Irma
at 2020-01-16T11:43

天會黑，人會變。手槍一天尻七遍

By Iris
at 2020-01-18T03:06

這篇是其他app不如PTT上約比較好嗎？

By Hardy
at 2020-01-19T18:28

要約就來幹

By Andy
at 2020-01-21T09:50

安安給約嗎？直接回他不約還會腦羞哦

By Linda
at 2020-01-23T01:13

來這版徵跑，正解

By Genevieve
at 2020-01-24T16:35

一定要寄

By Isabella
at 2020-01-26T07:57

跑友跑起來

By Rebecca
at 2020-01-27T23:20

我覺得你缺我這個夥伴

By Gilbert
at 2020-01-29T14:42

所以碰過幾次鬼了？

By Adele
at 2020-01-31T06:04

嗨我們是不是在別的地方聊過？阿我沒有用國內的交
友軟體抱歉～

By Yuri
at 2020-02-01T21:27

油質跑友呢?XDD

By Yuri
at 2020-02-03T12:49

如果你是優質跑友照片應該不會只有這種程度吧

By Hedy
at 2020-02-05T04:11

性別對了，站內收不完

By Erin
at 2020-02-06T19:34

就ptt最好約啊鄉民們都臥虎藏龍啊

By Odelette
at 2020-02-08T10:56

這文真的夠廢有鮑就好沒事兒^^

By Ursula
at 2020-02-10T02:18

站內信

By Valerie
at 2020-02-11T17:41

你是多醜,要用這麼多約

By Dora
at 2020-02-13T09:03

看到iPAIR只有6個訊息我笑了

By Agnes
at 2020-02-15T00:25

..........

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-02-16T15:48

舌頭感覺很靈活

By Steve
at 2020-02-18T07:10

小奶我讓給樓下

By Kumar
at 2020-02-19T22:32

我會狗喝水

By Edwina
at 2020-02-21T13:55

我比較愛吃肉肉～

By Daniel
at 2020-02-23T05:17

報名

By Harry
at 2020-02-24T20:39

噗嗤

By James
at 2020-02-26T12:02

難找？會不會只是因為你是小胸醜妹而已啊

By Mason
at 2020-02-28T03:24

這篇在說什麼啊還能爆可悲的精蟲

By Robert
at 2020-02-29T18:46

用心經營好嗎要找好戰友這種態度你只找得到妖魔鬼怪

By Harry
at 2020-03-02T10:09

啊不就很有行情哈哈

By Franklin
at 2020-03-04T01:31

炫耀

By Iris
at 2020-03-05T16:53

一定很醜才用這麼多

By Kelly
at 2020-03-07T08:16

這麼多交友軟體也是挺蝦忙的

By Linda
at 2020-03-08T23:38

臭宅處男瘋狂推以為能幹到= =

By Hazel
at 2020-03-10T15:00

就被你的爛自介趕跑了啊XDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-03-12T06:23

真正妹不用來給西斯豬哥意淫刷虛榮心

By Charlotte
at 2020-03-13T21:45

你是不是胖子

By Delia
at 2020-03-15T13:07

可憐

By Tom
at 2020-03-17T04:30

態度真差

By Linda
at 2020-03-18T19:52

奶好小....這樣還敢這麼囂張

By William
at 2020-03-20T11:14

好像吸力很強！

By Annie
at 2020-03-22T02:37

10幾個app現實是有多邊緣根據我閱人經驗這照片絕對
龍

By Yuri
at 2020-03-23T17:59

說真的我不覺得妳這樣叫訊息很多

By Catherine
at 2020-03-25T09:21

我粉紅鳥回我

By Noah
at 2020-03-27T00:44

難尋要等妳有主動出擊去找過才叫難吧？

By Odelette
at 2020-03-28T16:06

我

By Hedda
at 2020-03-30T07:28

有酒咖喝酒可以揪我哈

By Odelette
at 2020-03-31T22:51

醜

By Edith
at 2020-04-02T14:13

奶那麼小還看不到鎖骨..

By Catherine
at 2020-04-04T05:35

處男們好了啦= =

By Rae
at 2020-04-05T20:58

哈哈哈笑死人
可憐

By Andrew
at 2020-04-07T12:20

真可笑...這種程度自以為多屌以為自己多吃香快笑死

By Ursula
at 2020-04-09T03:42

我很優質啦用過的十個七八個都說讚但是對妳這種態度
我完全倒彈

By Yuri
at 2020-04-10T19:05

覺得蠻可笑的，沒蘇美那篇還不是一堆精蟲男狂推猛寄

By Rosalind
at 2020-04-12T10:27

這版就是很悲哀很多在社會上完全沒有本事的男人只能在
這裡捧普到不行的女生讓那些普妹自以爲多屌跟那些斗
內給直播主的可悲的火山孝子一個賤樣

By Andrew
at 2020-04-14T01:49

優質男根本對妳沒興趣... 我約出來從開車到餐廳到旅館一
手包辦不手軟約到的全身優質不粘互動優的

By Emily
at 2020-04-15T17:12

很難約？妳照鏡子就會有答案了呵呵.......

By Quanna
at 2020-04-17T08:34

真噁

By Olivia
at 2020-04-18T23:56

髒髒鮑

By Oscar
at 2020-04-20T15:19

蘇美打臉文送給你

By Jake
at 2020-04-22T06:41

XDDD

By Isabella
at 2020-04-23T22:03

願主賜福給妳

By Xanthe
at 2020-04-25T13:26

龍年還敢自我感覺良好啊下去

By Liam
at 2020-04-27T04:48

唉

By Harry
at 2020-04-28T20:10

By Edith
at 2020-04-30T11:33

什麼人配什麼貨色呀，懂嗎

By Lydia
at 2020-05-02T02:55

奶這麼小還開濾鏡，給妳60分啦

By Rae
at 2020-05-03T18:17

哈哈哈嘔嘔嘔

By Isla
at 2020-05-05T09:40

噁

By Doris
at 2020-05-07T01:02

醜女多做怪還小奶嬌傲勒笑死人

By Lily
at 2020-05-08T16:24

有本事單挑啊

By Daniel
at 2020-05-10T07:47

求上車

By Christine
at 2020-05-11T23:09

這一定是約跑寄了號碼排到第幾號了

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-05-13T14:31

想要好的馴龍高手確實很難

By Regina
at 2020-05-15T05:54

釣出蘇美XD

By Olive
at 2020-05-16T21:16

恩好啦去去去

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-05-18T12:38

多龍才需要這麼多app啊？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-05-20T04:01

我優質為啥要約你

By Mason
at 2020-05-21T19:23

笑死，還有人說這很大了好嗎？是一輩子沒看過奶喔？

By Annie
at 2020-05-23T10:45

你真的那麼搶手...幹嘛用那麼多個APP?

By Odelette
at 2020-05-25T02:08

掰

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-05-26T17:30

將心比心

By Olga
at 2020-05-28T08:52

哈哈

By Susan
at 2020-05-30T00:15

lsaac 又在自介噁心

By Tracy
at 2020-05-31T15:37

推

By Joseph
at 2020-06-02T06:59

好的比較多不會想當或找炮...我反問妳，妳憑什麼認為在
這慾海裡你就該找到好的？妳想找個好固砲或直稱男
友，第一步就是刪掉所有那類交友軟體，跟本找不到
妳要的，好的男伴，為什麼要找會有那麼多約砲軟體
的女生啊？說來說去你們在玩軟體的都是一類人，哪
有誰好誰壞？

By Delia
at 2020-06-03T22:22

樓上，那是因為你的好的定義和她的不一樣啊XD

By Christine
at 2020-06-05T13:44

喔~

By Necoo
at 2020-06-07T05:06

這嘴很糟奶也不行無關大小

By Charlotte
at 2020-06-08T20:29

我一直覺得"普到不行的普妹"很蠢，醜就醜啊XD

By Charlie
at 2020-06-10T11:51

妳以為妳多有行情？優質男根本看不上妳呵呵

By Zenobia
at 2020-06-12T03:13

樓上某V你那個樣子真的好像在宮廟附近出沒的人耶...呵
呵真可憐你了現實中的壓力很大齁XDDD

By Steve
at 2020-06-13T18:36

噓

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-06-15T09:58

就跟多金帥富二代看不上低能醜自以為醜妹同個道理，妳
懂我意思嗎？

By Edwina
at 2020-06-17T01:20

Zzz

By James
at 2020-06-18T16:43

已寄信～

By Quintina
at 2020-06-20T08:05

如果你真的優質，你會需要10幾個APP嗎?

By Agnes
at 2020-06-21T23:27

樓上下手好重......呵呵對了某V連假有沒有妹子陪你啊？

By Dorothy
at 2020-06-23T14:50

阿肥你自己體面體面吧

By Mia
at 2020-06-25T06:12

龍下去吧

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