停機變得很有精神 - 成人話題討論

By Kelly
at 2014-06-21T13:14

Table of Contents

※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言：
: 男人還是不要輕易就自己DIY
: 我平常有運動的習慣還有DIY 常常下班之後會累到不行
: 那種累不是運動完那種應該說是虛即使醒著會無精打采
: 現在停機一個禮拜運動也是在運動
: 但整個精氣充足即使中午午睡也沒睡下午也是精神好1
: 以前沒發現到有差這麼多
: 各位30公分也是這樣嗎
鳥人沒有30公分

但還算是個男人

應該吧

不太確定

鳥人可能要回房間

好好冷靜沉澱一下

正面思考這個問題

但多少還是有符合大大您

回文的一點點資格

鳥人是無業遊民

每天都晚上10點

睡到中午12點

然後最近一整天

也都沒尻尻

發現一整天的精神

都變的很好耶

但這幸福只有短短幾天

鳥人前幾天

獨自一人騎著那台

陪伴鳥人好幾年的

豪邁125

去某個商圈看動漫商品

去的時候剛好停車格

只剩下最左邊的

那個位置

鳥人覺得自己運氣不錯

鳥人就逛阿逛

看到許多讓鳥人著迷的遊戲

邱之回憶這遊戲

裡頭的妹妹好可愛喔

鳥人好想和她們

玩多P喔....

呵呵

先把她們買下來在說

1..2...3..

爽耶

這樣鳥人樣本數

就能一次增加5人了

鳥人就把這款

正常的戀愛遊戲

給買了下來

以愉悅的心情

走到外頭時發現

鳥人的豪邁125

不見了.....

鳥人那個停車格

變成一台

JOG50

鳥人心情覺得很慌張

這台豪邁有許多的不幸

之前去西子灣被人偷騎走

今天又不見了

鳥人發現地上有寫鳥人的

車牌號碼

鳥人知道車子被拖吊了

鳥人只好坐計程車

去拖吊場

到那邊後鳥人問說

鳥人: 您好..為什麼停車格裡頭...會被拖吊?

他們直接丟了照片給鳥人看

發現鳥人的車子

被移到停車格外頭去了...

因為鳥人停在最左邊

就不知道被誰

給移出去了...

鳥人不太會與人爭吵

只好趕快把錢付一付

離開現場了

原本還以為今天改運了

結果還是一樣

今天花了一堆錢

在不必要的開銷上

又沒有錢可以去喝茶吃魚了

但還好有買下邱之回憶

鳥人把那天的不幸

用邱之回憶這款遊戲

給發洩出來

鳥人玩那款遊戲

看到裡頭的女人物

馬上就硬了起來

一次好幾個女性

讓鳥人一瞬間

變成最受歡迎的男主角

想像著這些女人物

跪在鳥人的電腦桌下

幫鳥人吹喇叭

她們吹喇叭搞音樂

鳥人遊戲縮小開PTT搞文青

那感覺超棒的

鳥人一邊這樣想像著

一邊用左手大拇指指甲

一直刮自己的小鳥

因為這麼多人口交你

多少會有點疼痛感

鳥人這個人就是求真實

所以自己也要有那種感覺

鳥人: 妳們這些看似單純的學生妹...結果還是賤

鳥人就抓著她們的頭髮

把她們從桌下給拉出來

女人物們: 不要脫掉我們的褲子...

聽到脫掉(拖吊)這兩個字

鳥人覺得自己被激了

先賞她們兩個耳光

在把她們的雙腿給拉起來

她們頭朝地雙腳朝上

用這種方式鳥人在幹死她們

鳥人後來又把遊戲放大

音量音效開到最大聲

鳥人這時雙手早已在

小鳥上了

搭配著音樂和想像她們淫賤的節奏

精液就這樣射出來了

鳥人破功了

好幾天沒打手槍了說

不知道是因為空虛感

還是錢花太多還是怎樣

總之打了手槍後

體力和精神都變的

不是很好了

反正鳥人射精能力也很差

又可以在停機一陣子

休息一下了

不過就在打完槍後

剛好有東西寄到鳥人家

鳥人用打過槍的手

拿起那份神秘禮物

超讚的啦

http://ppt.cc/IIXD

--
鳥人56在各方面各領域
都略懂皮毛
所以在各個版都看的到鳥人
是很正常的
別再說鳥人在亂版了
5566ID的文章不等於廢文好嗎?

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Christine
at 2014-06-23T06:21

1樓？

By Olga
at 2014-06-24T23:27

二樓!

By Hedwig
at 2014-06-26T16:33

五樓你看看你

By Lauren
at 2014-06-28T09:39

鳥人好久不見～～先推在看

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-06-30T02:45

鳥人推

By Joe
at 2014-07-01T19:52

幹照片好屌 5566

By Oliver
at 2014-07-03T12:58

前兩段就笑了

By Gary
at 2014-07-05T06:04

By Jessica
at 2014-07-06T23:10

推朝聖一下

By Andrew
at 2014-07-08T16:16

北七XD 你是因為睡太久精神才會好

By Charlie
at 2014-07-10T09:23

( ￣□￣)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~爪爪

By Quanna
at 2014-07-12T02:29

哈哈哈XDDD 這次還有附簽名照

By Ophelia
at 2014-07-13T19:35

鳥人大~~~

By Liam
at 2014-07-15T12:41

XDDD

By Yedda
at 2014-07-17T05:47

幹，居然有佈局XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-07-18T22:54

從頭到結尾都是梗鳥神

By Lucy
at 2014-07-20T16:00

5566簽名！是鳥人代表56家族發文的活動拿到的？？？

By Bennie
at 2014-07-22T09:06

超好笑XD 雖然看到鳥人id就先笑了

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-07-24T02:12

推啊

By Kama
at 2014-07-25T19:18

是鳥人的手！！！鳥手

By Jacob
at 2014-07-27T12:25

看到最後雙腳突然不聽使喚跪下了

By Elvira
at 2014-07-29T05:31

鳥人推^_<

By Jake
at 2014-07-30T22:37

鳥哥每篇都神作xd

By William
at 2014-08-01T15:43

鳥哥神作

By Margaret
at 2014-08-03T08:49

鳥哥優文好看

By Daniel
at 2014-08-05T01:56

手指頭好白

By Yuri
at 2014-08-06T19:02

sex只剩鳥文值得看

By George
at 2014-08-08T12:08

連大拇指都短短der

By Blanche
at 2014-08-10T05:14

鳥神啊

By Annie
at 2014-08-11T22:20

By Hedda
at 2014-08-13T15:27

手指也太白......

By Franklin
at 2014-08-15T08:33

優質必推

By Enid
at 2014-08-17T01:39

哈哈哈

By Steve
at 2014-08-18T18:45

夠廢!

By Brianna
at 2014-08-20T11:51

朝聖

By Odelette
at 2014-08-22T04:58

真的超廢ㄏㄏㄏㄏ鳥人文好爽

By Margaret
at 2014-08-23T22:04

我還以為你要射在56照上面咧!失望

By Poppy
at 2014-08-25T15:10

鳥人現實是個酷酷排擠界的帥帥

By Yuri
at 2014-08-27T08:16

鳥人你星海好朋友apm99被統了不去幫忙？

By Charlotte
at 2014-08-29T01:22

好好笑~~

By Queena
at 2014-08-30T18:29

鳥人的日常

By Victoria
at 2014-09-01T11:35

純噓停格子內被拖出來..媽逼

By Kumar
at 2014-09-03T04:41

幹為啥我看完了

By Eartha
at 2014-09-04T21:47

廢的好帶感XDDDD

By Olivia
at 2014-09-06T14:53

XDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2014-09-08T08:00

鳥人廢文真的有畫面

By Jack
at 2014-09-10T01:06

鳥人推

By Audriana
at 2014-09-11T18:12

鳥人都裝弱本人男女生朋友都多吧

By Ophelia
at 2014-09-13T11:18

廢的很靠盃哈

By Catherine
at 2014-09-15T04:24

By Kelly
at 2014-09-16T21:31

鳥人不是畜牲嗎???

By Hedda
at 2014-09-18T14:37

照片實在是太屌了...

By Edwina
at 2014-09-20T07:43

56是什麼超展開啦哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-22T00:49

鳥人好可憐...給推拍拍

By Vanessa
at 2014-09-23T17:55

排擠界達人

By Joseph
at 2014-09-25T11:02

鳥！人！56

By Gary
at 2014-09-27T04:08

百推

By Aaliyah
at 2014-09-28T21:14

又你！

By Anonymous
at 2014-09-30T14:20

鳥人哥

By Sandy
at 2014-10-02T07:26

鳥鳥

By Ophelia
at 2014-10-04T00:33

鳥人一發文就有站內信嫉妒

By Harry
at 2014-10-05T17:39

XDDDD笑慘

By Bennie
at 2014-10-07T10:45

八卦板這幾天都有人在問鳥哥的事情
bg也有人發文問鳥人...

By Susan
at 2014-10-09T03:51

鳥人XDDDD

By Damian
at 2014-10-10T20:57

鳥人我愛你

By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-12T14:04

朝聖

By Ethan
at 2014-10-14T07:10

鳥人就是推

By Edwina
at 2014-10-16T00:16

能問一下簽名照怎來的

By Dinah
at 2014-10-17T17:22

有笑有推

By Dora
at 2014-10-19T10:28

…5566

By Elma
at 2014-10-21T03:35

真的還假的啊....

By Genevieve
at 2014-10-22T20:41

百推內

By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-24T13:47

是上次5566網路直播訪談那時送的

By Enid
at 2014-10-26T06:53

有跟到西子灣笑惹

By Dora
at 2014-10-27T23:59

鳥神出現啦～～～～

By Joe
at 2014-10-29T17:06

又一篇廢文

By Joseph
at 2014-10-31T10:12

5566不愧是鳥人~連簽名照都有羨慕啦

By Tom
at 2014-11-02T03:18

廢文

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-11-03T20:24

優文

By Zanna
at 2014-11-05T13:30

先推再看

By Aaliyah
at 2014-11-07T06:37

鳥人女聊需要你

By David
at 2014-11-08T23:43

嗨鳥人

By Valerie
at 2014-11-10T16:49

推推

By Wallis
at 2014-11-12T09:55

鳥人

By Erin
at 2014-11-14T03:01

鳥神推

By Agnes
at 2014-11-15T20:08

根本溫拿^^

By Ophelia
at 2014-11-17T13:14

鳥神還真什麼內容都能回

By Ingrid
at 2014-11-19T06:20

太失望了……怎麽沒射在56上

By Bethany
at 2014-11-20T23:26

費雯但我卻笑個不停

By Ursula
at 2014-11-22T16:32

這不推不行阿XDD

By Puput
at 2014-11-24T09:39

By Lucy
at 2014-11-26T02:45

耀楊哥和鳥人的文章都是哥的最愛

By Queena
at 2014-11-27T19:51

鳥人必推

By Kumar
at 2014-11-29T12:57

為什麼我跪著看這篇

By Madame
at 2014-12-01T06:03

鳥人必推

By Vanessa
at 2014-12-02T23:10

ㄛㄛ

By Agatha
at 2014-12-04T16:16

By Bethany
at 2014-12-06T09:22

By Irma
at 2014-12-08T02:28

幫作花錢消災吧~~~拍拍 BTW 看到鳥人指頭了XDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2014-12-09T19:34

笑惹

By Quintina
at 2014-12-11T12:41

某人不類嗎每篇都多次空白噓精神沒問題ㄅ

By Frederica
at 2014-12-13T05:47

鳥人我愛你!!!

By Dinah
at 2014-12-14T22:53

我要鳥人簽名謝謝

By Hedda
at 2014-12-16T15:59

推

By Freda
at 2014-12-18T09:05

沾滿精的手摸到5566照片

By Emily
at 2014-12-20T02:12

去星海嗆板主啊

By Mia
at 2014-12-21T19:18

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2014-12-23T12:24

太鳥人了!

By Blanche
at 2014-12-25T05:30

好好笑

By Lydia
at 2014-12-26T22:36

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2014-12-28T15:43

鳥人大大

By Robert
at 2014-12-30T08:49

娘子快跟牛魔王出來看鳥人

By Ophelia
at 2015-01-01T01:55

讚屁啦XDDDDD

By Freda
at 2015-01-02T19:01

居然有神簽名照XDDD

By Delia
at 2015-01-04T12:07

爆

By Enid
at 2015-01-06T05:14

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2015-01-07T22:20

還我5分鐘

By Elma
at 2015-01-09T15:26

XDD

By Emma
at 2015-01-11T08:32

神啊

By Una
at 2015-01-13T01:38

先推

By Linda
at 2015-01-14T18:45

有怪咖無意義噓哥就推

By Genevieve
at 2015-01-16T11:51

推

By Daph Bay
at 2015-01-18T04:57

推

By Isabella
at 2015-01-19T22:03

手也太白了吧...

By Zanna
at 2015-01-21T15:09

有真相有推

By Bennie
at 2015-01-23T08:16

哈哈

By Joe
at 2015-01-25T01:22

費蚊之王沒有之一

By Noah
at 2015-01-26T18:28

優質好文

By Caitlin
at 2015-01-28T11:34

推。

By Zora
at 2015-01-30T04:40

廢

By Edwina
at 2015-01-31T21:47

殺小啦哈哈哈哈哈

By Brianna
at 2015-02-02T14:53

強y

By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-04T07:59

有56照片給推

By Dorothy
at 2015-02-06T01:05

只能推了

By George
at 2015-02-07T18:11

\鳥人/

By Jessica
at 2015-02-09T11:18

優質好文

By Jacky
at 2015-02-11T04:24

鳥神!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

By Sarah
at 2015-02-12T21:30

推56簽名照

By Jacky
at 2015-02-14T14:36

照片點開瞬間膝蓋不自主的跪在地上

By Jack
at 2015-02-16T07:42

哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2015-02-18T00:49

廢文

By Oscar
at 2015-02-19T17:55

是髒髒的左手大拇指指甲

By Anthony
at 2015-02-21T11:01

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-02-23T04:07

100推

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-24T21:13

優質好文

By Edwina
at 2015-02-26T14:20

By Selena
at 2015-02-28T07:26

XDDD停車格太壞了吧

By Queena
at 2015-03-02T00:32

西斯首推獻給鳥人

By Frederic
at 2015-03-03T17:38

56迷不能亡

By Dinah
at 2015-03-05T10:44

鳥人哥太神啦

By Emma
at 2015-03-07T03:51

這文怎麼可以這麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2015-03-08T20:57

為什麼不是SCHOOL DAYS

By Emily
at 2015-03-10T14:03

太屌了

By Frederic
at 2015-03-12T07:09

優質好文

By Andrew
at 2015-03-14T00:15

停左右格習慣先拍照XDD

By William
at 2015-03-15T17:22

更~我看了甚麼東西

By Necoo
at 2015-03-17T10:28

鳥人～～～好好笑

By Connor
at 2015-03-19T03:34

每次看都覺得好可愛。哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2015-03-20T20:40

夠廢

By Edith
at 2015-03-22T13:46

自稱哥的韓國人還是426必噓

By Quintina
at 2015-03-24T06:53

自稱哥的韓國人還是426必噓

By Gilbert
at 2015-03-25T23:59

推錯補噓

By Ingrid
at 2015-03-27T17:05

樓上怎麼了，一大早那麼多噓...... 幫鳥人補血~

By Oliver
at 2015-03-29T10:11

樓上有什麼毛病？？
樓樓上

By Victoria
at 2015-03-31T03:17

這可以檢舉了～～～分身來鬧的

By Sandy
at 2015-04-01T20:24

是看不慣鳥人文章爆嗎？　那我就再補一次唷XDDDD

By Belly
at 2015-04-03T13:30

我也曾機車被移出停車格被拖吊的

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-04-05T06:36

真的夠廢....

By Ula
at 2015-04-06T23:42

真的夠優

By Rachel
at 2015-04-08T16:48

不噓不行

By George
at 2015-04-10T09:55

不推不行

By Elvira
at 2015-04-12T03:01

birdman push !!

By Olivia
at 2015-04-13T20:07

SD大好像不太會算數

By Ula
at 2015-04-15T13:13

...

By Oscar
at 2015-04-17T06:19

推

By Hedda
at 2015-04-18T23:26

鳥人推~~

By Elma
at 2015-04-20T16:32

鳥人真的好廢喔

By Wallis
at 2015-04-22T09:38

紅明顯哈哈某s好關注鳥人喔~~~
嘴巴說不好,手卻很誠實ㄎㄎ

By Olga
at 2015-04-24T02:44

推

By Ula
at 2015-04-25T19:50

某s酸忠實粉絲

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-27T12:57

神

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-29T06:03

這樣也算是ㄧ篇?

By Lydia
at 2015-04-30T23:09

...梗到底在哪裡？這版的人怎麼了

By Odelette
at 2015-05-02T16:15

u質

By Ethan
at 2015-05-04T09:21

推

By Regina
at 2015-05-06T02:28

優質文

By Hardy
at 2015-05-07T19:34

有點ㄏ

By Eartha
at 2015-05-09T12:40

推~

By Elizabeth
at 2015-05-11T05:46

我跪了

By Quanna
at 2015-05-12T22:52

鳥神!!!!!

By Irma
at 2015-05-14T15:59

你是鳥人干我啥事

By Zanna
at 2015-05-16T09:05

幹XDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-18T02:11

這個布局不能忍

By Hedwig
at 2015-05-19T19:17

++++++++++++

By Jacky
at 2015-05-21T12:23

雖然知道你的文很廢但還是看完了XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-23T05:30

By Aaliyah
at 2015-05-24T22:36

XDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-05-26T15:42

推

By Frederica
at 2015-05-28T08:48

幹又夠廢的文但每次我都看完了見鬼了我

By Heather
at 2015-05-30T01:54

只推鳥人

By Agnes
at 2015-05-31T19:01

超好笑

By James
at 2015-06-02T12:07

脫掉xDDDD 超智障

By Elma
at 2015-06-04T05:13

推阿好久沒看到

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