做愛的時候聽到什麼會軟掉或是乾掉? - 成人話題討論

By Audriana
at 2022-02-27T23:38
at 2022-02-27T23:38
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如題啦
話說前幾天跟床伴在做愛的時候
湊到她耳邊問她,想不想聽些壞壞的話?
她就邊喘邊說要
然後我就跟她說,我剛剛騎車的時候沒戴安全帽,夠壞吧?
她就整個笑到不行,然後就巴洛克式白眼說媽的直接乾掉,太白癡了
我又補上幾句說:我還騎人行道然後對前面騎Ubike的按喇叭,壞嗎?
接著也是一直大笑的說乾你真的很白癡,會乾掉啦!
結果還繼續聊說,幹那些騎ubike 的有些真的超北爛騎超快然後一直噹路人超討厭之類的
當然還有最經典的小時候不簽聯絡簿,因為她沒有在用Ptt所以不知道這個梗,結果又大笑一直罵
昨天更白癡,抽插的時候,我問她:想要被幹屁屁穴嗎?
她:我要(嬌喘)
我:那妳想要用什麼插呢?
她:用棒棒
我:妳答錯了,我不插
她:那你想要用什麼插(喘+氣音)
我:一定是大拇指啦(比出大拇指)
然後她就又爆笑一直罵幹,還接著說沒有大拇指,哪裡有大拇指
我其實挺喜歡邊做邊講這樣的幹話啦 雖然一直被罵氣氛破壞者,但我看她也是很爽啊幹!
大家有沒有類似的經驗啊?很好奇究竟到底說了什麼會讓對方大笑然後說會乾掉的,放屁那種的先不討論了,畢竟這個真的會軟掉
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