做愛的時候老爸突然開了門 - 成人話題討論

By Cara
at 2015-03-17T21:33

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※ 引述《q3345917 (q3345917)》之銘言：
: 手機排版請見諒
: 強者我朋友跟我透露，
: 自己和他的女友在做愛的時候，
: 他的爸爸不知道他們在做活塞運動，
: 說時遲那時快就直接打開房門，
: 還沒完全打開就看到活塞運動還在進行，
: 看到的瞬間發出了「哦」一聲立馬就把門關上，
: 跑回自己的房間，我朋友說立馬軟屌射不出來
: 不知道怎麼面對自己的老爸

老北為子祈禱文:

　
主啊

請陶冶我兒子
使他有一根堅強的懶覺
能夠知道自己什麼時候會軟屌

使他成為一個勇敢幹砲的人
能夠在老二萎縮時的時候
認清自己其實不只30nm

我祈求你
不要引導他因為輕易跟人上床而自滿

而要讓他多戴幾頂帽子

讓他藉此學習
在綠光罩頂中挺立勃起

讓他藉此學習
對劈腿的人加以顏射

請陶冶我的兒子
使他的內心淫蕩
性技巧高超

在企圖騎她人之前
先能駕馭自己的肉棒

在他把以上諸點都已做到之後
還要賜給他充分的羞恥感

使他可以永遠保持淫亂的態度
但絕不自high，過於自慰

請賜給他謙遜
使他可以永遠記住他老子的巨大尺寸

然後，作為他的父親的我
才敢低聲說道：

「還好您北沒把你射在牆上」

不好笑....

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Tags: 做愛

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By Emily
at 2015-03-22T05:28

麥克阿射為子祈禱文

By Isabella
at 2015-03-26T13:22

創意推

By Selena
at 2015-03-30T21:16

不好笑

By Ursula
at 2015-04-04T05:11

有笑有推

By Quanna
at 2015-04-08T13:05

看到最後一句，我不爭氣的笑了！

By Edith
at 2015-04-12T20:59

只有最後一句好笑XD

By Mia
at 2015-04-17T04:54

有笑有推

By Kristin
at 2015-04-21T12:48

哈哈哈哈哈幸好沒把你射在牆上

By Belly
at 2015-04-25T20:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2015-04-30T04:37

最後一句後勁太強啦

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-04T12:31

嘴角不經意上揚

By Xanthe
at 2015-05-08T20:25

笑惹

By Jake
at 2015-05-13T04:20

有笑給推

By Anonymous
at 2015-05-17T12:14

笑開了創意給推

By Tom
at 2015-05-21T20:08

麥克阿射 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2015-05-26T04:03

麥克阿射XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2015-05-30T11:57

不好笑XD

By David
at 2015-06-03T19:51

還不錯

By Charlotte
at 2015-06-08T03:46

XDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2015-06-12T11:40

XDDD

By Connor
at 2015-06-16T19:34

有笑有推

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-21T03:29

嘴角失守推

By Yedda
at 2015-06-25T11:23

麥克阿射XDDD

By Wallis
at 2015-06-29T19:17

很爛，自以為有創意

By Callum
at 2015-07-04T03:12

超北爛xD

By Isla
at 2015-07-08T11:06

1f救了這篇

By Franklin
at 2015-07-12T19:00

先確定那是你兒子＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞

By Franklin
at 2015-07-17T02:55

有笑有推XDDDD

By William
at 2015-07-21T10:49

好好笑

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-25T18:43

哈哈哈

By Sarah
at 2015-07-30T02:38

最後一句XDDDD

By William
at 2015-08-03T10:32

哈哈哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2015-08-07T18:26

最好笑的是最後一句

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-12T02:21

五腥上將原來就是你!

By Hedda
at 2015-08-16T10:15

蠻好笑的啊XDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-08-20T18:09

推最後ㄧ句

By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-25T02:04

麥克阿射

By David
at 2015-08-29T09:58

XDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-09-02T17:52

推推

By Michael
at 2015-09-07T01:47

笑推XDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-09-11T09:41

XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-09-15T17:35

幹超好笑~~

By Lucy
at 2015-09-20T01:30

麥克啊射推

By Heather
at 2015-09-24T09:24

真靠杯

By Olive
at 2015-09-28T17:18

麥克阿射4niXDDD

By Ula
at 2015-10-03T01:13

還滿好笑的

By Dora
at 2015-10-07T09:07

阿射是你?

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-10-11T17:01

一樓比較好笑

By Christine
at 2015-10-16T00:56

有笑有推

By Kama
at 2015-10-20T08:50

好屌

By Liam
at 2015-10-24T16:44

認清自己其實不到30nm啦xd

By Quanna
at 2015-10-29T00:39

.............

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-11-02T08:33

By Oliver
at 2015-11-06T16:27

阿射XD

By Catherine
at 2015-11-11T00:22

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Connor
at 2015-11-15T08:16

麥克阿射XDDDDDDDDDDDDDdDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2015-11-19T16:10

沒有很好笑…………

By Dora
at 2015-11-24T00:05

一樓救了這篇

By Faithe
at 2015-11-28T07:59

XDDD

By Yedda
at 2015-12-02T15:53

推最後一句跟一樓XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-12-06T23:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2015-12-11T07:42

有笑有推

By Emily
at 2015-12-15T15:36

刁堡

By Joseph
at 2015-12-19T23:31

哈哈有笑有推

By David
at 2015-12-24T07:25

讚

By Eartha
at 2015-12-28T15:19

不要把才能用在這種地方

By Olga
at 2016-01-01T23:14

XDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-01-06T07:08

馬綠夯

By Kyle
at 2016-01-10T15:02

我他媽就這樣笑了XDD

By Yuri
at 2016-01-14T22:57

一樓救了這篇

By Megan
at 2016-01-19T06:51

有創意有推XD

By Thomas
at 2016-01-23T14:45

哈哈哈，不好笑XD

By Annie
at 2016-01-27T22:40

一樓救了老馬

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-01T06:34

有笑有推

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-05T14:28

有笑有推,麥克阿射...XDD

By Anthony
at 2016-02-09T22:23

麥克阿射XDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-02-14T06:17

一樓救了這篇XD

By Zora
at 2016-02-18T14:11

好笑推

By Carol
at 2016-02-22T22:06

1F畫龍點睛 XD

By Zenobia
at 2016-02-27T06:00

有笑有推XDDD

By Una
at 2016-03-02T13:54

害我上課噴笑

By Ingrid
at 2016-03-06T21:49

哈哈只能推了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-11T05:43

幹xD

By Kyle
at 2016-03-15T13:37

推一樓哈哈哈

By Kyle
at 2016-03-19T21:32

你沒有兒子

By Steve
at 2016-03-24T05:26

第一句就笑了

By Edith
at 2016-03-28T13:20

第一句就笑瘋XDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-01T21:15

受不了了麥克阿射XDD

By Sandy
at 2016-04-06T05:09

純推最後一句

By Margaret
at 2016-04-10T13:03

麥帥...

By Carol
at 2016-04-14T20:58

By Mary
at 2016-04-19T04:52

三小XD

By Andrew
at 2016-04-23T12:46

欠推

By Eden
at 2016-04-27T20:41

XDDD

By Cara
at 2016-05-02T04:35

Haha XD

By Andrew
at 2016-05-06T12:29

第一句就噴了XDDD

By Cara
at 2016-05-10T20:24

麥克阿射為子祈炮文

By Poppy
at 2016-05-15T04:18

阿射是你？

By Blanche
at 2016-05-19T12:12

麥克阿射

By Dora
at 2016-05-23T20:07

哈哈哈笑了

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-28T04:01

幹，怎麼這麼好笑！

By Ida
at 2016-06-01T11:55

第一句就笑了哈哈

By Carol
at 2016-06-05T19:50

蠻好笑的阿

By Margaret
at 2016-06-10T03:44

麥克阿射了

做愛的時候老爸突然開了門 - 成人話題討論

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