做到一半時突然講英文 - 成人話題討論

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-13T17:42

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各位板上30cm F Cup大家好

最近小弟跟女友大戰時

女友會突然的講英文

不是像歐美av那種很假的oh yes oh yes

是真的突然給我用英文講話

例如我可能在咬他奶頭或舔她耳朵時他就會說stop stop

我女友日常生活是不會講英文的

最多只會說ok , no no這種

所以他突然用英文跟我表態時真是嚇我一跳

像是跟另一個人打砲

各位板上大大有沒有類似的經驗或者是有什麼醫學根據嗎？

補個弱弱西斯點

上次讓女友躺在床上

我把他腳打直抓著靠在我身上

形成一個L型

然後我就抓著他的腳狠狠的幹他

結果

結果

結果他就哭了...

原本他是啊啊啊哦哦喔的叫

突然變成默默的啜泣

小弟也是經驗不足第一次看到女生被幹到哭

想說難道是我弄痛他了

我的屌雖然沒有30cm

但也不是繡花針啊QQ

那個瞬間讓我有點軟屌

趕緊安撫她的情緒

結果一問才知道

她有點爽到腦筋一片空白然後有點不知所措

所以就哭了....

聽完他的解釋

我就有點生氣想處罰他

於是又狠狠的操他讓他在哭第二次

後來看到她哭都會有種奇妙的感覺啊～

手機排版請見諒

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By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-14T16:23

是說真的有人會這樣爽到哭

By Lauren
at 2016-05-15T15:04

被歪國阿飄附身？

By Ida
at 2016-05-16T13:45

職業病囉

By Rachel
at 2016-05-17T12:26

可能不就前才用，一時順口

By Madame
at 2016-05-18T11:06

<<---什麼顏色你說

By Tracy
at 2016-05-19T09:47

洋人的形狀

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-20T08:28

可能在外的那位是外國人吧

By Kyle
at 2016-05-21T07:09

慧慈4ni?

By Iris
at 2016-05-22T05:50

看推文顏色

By Ula
at 2016-05-23T04:30

習慣外國人的形狀

By Anthony
at 2016-05-24T03:11

還好不是叫到別人的名字

By Brianna
at 2016-05-25T01:52

可能想到外國前男友也愛這個姿勢吧

By Harry
at 2016-05-26T00:33

以前跟一位人妻摩鐵偷情，也是做到一半人妻在哭，是
不是太爽我就不知了

By Madame
at 2016-05-26T23:14

你可以不甘示弱一邊動一邊大喊PLAY ONE 學術一點就
THIS IS A PEN

By Leila
at 2016-05-27T21:54

在外打拼的外國人教她的吧科科

By Zora
at 2016-05-28T20:35

期盼，生鏽，破曉，十七........貨車

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-29T19:16

職業病，應付地球村各種膚色。

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-30T17:57

綠綠der無誤

By John
at 2016-05-31T16:38

屎大、屎大，伊賽勒棍啦

By Una
at 2016-06-01T15:18

Morning night night how how one

By Isabella
at 2016-06-02T13:59

綠綠的好嗎
表示他都跟洋棒相交

By Candice
at 2016-06-03T12:40

may sure

By Selena
at 2016-06-04T11:21

International

By Sandy
at 2016-06-05T10:02

綠綠的

By Dinah
at 2016-06-06T08:42

因為習慣和外國人

By Donna
at 2016-06-07T07:23

綠綠的阿

By Catherine
at 2016-06-08T06:04

進入無我境界吧有三個階段

By Doris
at 2016-06-09T04:45

Green

By Andrew
at 2016-06-10T03:26

oh 穴！

By Freda
at 2016-06-11T02:06

被附身？

By Frederic
at 2016-06-12T00:47

往好處想你能讓她把你錯當老外

By Gary
at 2016-06-12T23:28

習慣跟外國人啊

By Ethan
at 2016-06-13T22:09

外國人的形狀給你綠

By Jacky
at 2016-06-14T20:50

跟推一樣的顏色

By Olivia
at 2016-06-15T19:30

洋人探訪

By William
at 2016-06-16T18:11

格林英語招生中

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-17T16:52

幫上色

By Brianna
at 2016-06-18T15:33

嗚嗚我不要當綠光戰警

By Iris
at 2016-06-19T14:14

樓上原po 拍拍

By Zanna
at 2016-06-20T12:54

A man a pen

By Annie
at 2016-06-21T11:35

問一下有沒有認識叫史達普的洋人

By Bennie
at 2016-06-22T10:16

拍拍

By Jake
at 2016-06-23T08:57

在你心中早有解答

By Noah
at 2016-06-24T07:38

等等為什麼有美隊3的梗= =

By Necoo
at 2016-06-25T06:18

他沒喝孟婆湯啊

By Andy
at 2016-06-26T04:59

唉節哀

By Annie
at 2016-06-27T03:40

還鰻屌的屌爆了

By Tom
at 2016-06-28T02:21

我只聽過有人吵架吵一半突然噴一句哩嘎拎北remember

By Noah
at 2016-06-29T01:02

然後就和平收場惹...

By Hedy
at 2016-06-29T23:42

有啊平常不講英文然後突然說fuck...fuck..

By Hardy
at 2016-06-30T22:23

sit down please

By Jessica
at 2016-07-01T21:04

頗綠的啊

By Hardy
at 2016-07-02T19:45

不自覺露出馬腳了安心戴帽吧

By Rebecca
at 2016-07-03T18:26

往好的方面想也許你跟洋腸的形狀沒差很大

By Joseph
at 2016-07-04T17:06

歪果仁教的

By Iris
at 2016-07-05T15:47

在你心中早有答案

By Iris
at 2016-07-06T14:28

推文超壞XDD

By Odelette
at 2016-07-07T13:09

好綠....

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-08T11:50

幫你綠

By Ina
at 2016-07-09T10:30

綠光請下

By Daniel
at 2016-07-10T09:11

推西斯點

By Sarah
at 2016-07-11T07:52

嘻嘻寶寶知道但寶寶不說

By Harry
at 2016-07-12T06:33

綠了

By Isabella
at 2016-07-13T05:14

好啦幸好不是講泰文啦

By Jessica
at 2016-07-14T03:54

男的也會啊平常不講英文然後打個砲在那邊shit來fuck去

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-15T02:35

有時候會突然說：尢ㄉㄟㄛ～

By Andrew
at 2016-07-16T01:16

Green

By Thomas
at 2016-07-16T23:57

其實看你描述…以為女生會哭是因為^^你弄錯地方了說(
逃)…

By Susan
at 2016-07-17T22:38

ㄈㄈ尺才是本體，你算是幫她剔牙的

By Yedda
at 2016-07-18T21:18

洋腸小靜？

By Doris
at 2016-07-19T19:59

一定是以為這種爽度是昨天的外國人所以就轉換雙音了

By Mary
at 2016-07-20T18:40

腦筋一片空白，工作用語直接出來。

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-07-21T17:21

呃………我到一個點的時候是會喊shit啦…………XDDD

By Odelette
at 2016-07-22T16:02

綠

By David
at 2016-07-23T14:42

My 妹妹很pain !

By Kelly
at 2016-07-24T13:23

綠綠的

By Agatha
at 2016-07-25T12:04

綠光戰警4ni

By Delia
at 2016-07-26T10:45

好綠...

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-27T09:26

很綠

By Anthony
at 2016-07-28T08:06

洋腸而去

By Zora
at 2016-07-29T06:47

oh yes~yes oh yes

By Edith
at 2016-07-30T05:28

好好笑

By Faithe
at 2016-07-31T04:09

歪國人很nice的，都幫你調教好了

By Eden
at 2016-08-01T02:50

真的，有遇過爽到哭的床伴

By Donna
at 2016-08-02T01:30

有顏色

By Edwina
at 2016-08-03T00:11

有綠有推

By Charlie
at 2016-08-03T22:52

開始用低沉的嗓音唸希伯來文就來不及了

By Franklin
at 2016-08-04T21:33

應該是以前都裝外國的現在只剩這樣突然悲從中來！

By Mason
at 2016-08-05T20:14

五樓好好笑

By Edith
at 2016-08-06T18:54

跟她說英文啊，來個英文對話時間，I am fine, thank you
and you? Where is the library?

By Candice
at 2016-08-07T17:35

可能有跟外國人約所以練習一下英文（誤

By Erin
at 2016-08-08T16:16

反串失敗

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-09T14:57

綠綠的憂傷...

By Wallis
at 2016-08-10T13:38

形狀不一樣

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-11T12:18

揚長……而去

By Catherine
at 2016-08-12T10:59

慧慈我笑了

做到一半時突然講英文 - 成人話題討論

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