偏矮怎麼對抗大隻馬? - 成人話題討論

By Heather
at 2018-04-20T14:34
at 2018-04-20T14:34
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小週末,心情好,
又來寫寫心得分享惹。
洨妹曾經和一位166的大叔單挑過,他是誰就不多說了,當時就是165戰馬一匹對抗166中
年步兵一位的情勢。
戰場來到內湖某間motel,我把手扶在床上,赤腳站在地毯上,臀部翹高高,擺出一個請
君入縫的姿勢,問題來了,我感覺到大叔在抖。
(...抖抖抖抖)
「欸James,我蹲下來一點好不好?」看大叔墊腳努力的樣子,原來這個穴位略高,他插
不太起來,難怪我覺得怎麼進來的很淺,因為肉棒露一截在空氣中,我們應變方式就是我
膝蓋彎曲一點。
但其實一直這樣蹲也不是辦法,因為膝蓋很累很痠,本來想叫他穿鞋子,後來想想太智障
,算了。原先幻想今天穴穴會濕得一蹋糊塗,看來是我錯了,濕得是膝關節和背部。
於是我換成四肢撐在床上,問題就..還是沒解決。因為床有高度,我四肢也有高度,戰馬
坐落在高高的床鋪上,大叔的高度顯然騎不上來啊啊啊。
166v.s165的結果,其實蠻慘的..
所以,
矮子都怎麼跟中大型馬抗衡啊?
--
又來寫寫心得分享惹。
洨妹曾經和一位166的大叔單挑過,他是誰就不多說了,當時就是165戰馬一匹對抗166中
年步兵一位的情勢。
戰場來到內湖某間motel,我把手扶在床上,赤腳站在地毯上,臀部翹高高,擺出一個請
君入縫的姿勢,問題來了,我感覺到大叔在抖。
(...抖抖抖抖)
「欸James,我蹲下來一點好不好?」看大叔墊腳努力的樣子,原來這個穴位略高,他插
不太起來,難怪我覺得怎麼進來的很淺,因為肉棒露一截在空氣中,我們應變方式就是我
膝蓋彎曲一點。
但其實一直這樣蹲也不是辦法,因為膝蓋很累很痠,本來想叫他穿鞋子,後來想想太智障
,算了。原先幻想今天穴穴會濕得一蹋糊塗,看來是我錯了,濕得是膝關節和背部。
於是我換成四肢撐在床上,問題就..還是沒解決。因為床有高度,我四肢也有高度,戰馬
坐落在高高的床鋪上,大叔的高度顯然騎不上來啊啊啊。
166v.s165的結果,其實蠻慘的..
所以,
矮子都怎麼跟中大型馬抗衡啊?
--
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