倒數第二個砲友 - 成人話題討論

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By Edwina
at 2018-06-04T02:01

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倒數第二個砲友


一樣的開場
各位西斯版的30公分巨屌男神跟E cup大奶女神們大家好
洨魯妹這次要分享的是一個成人之美的故事。

但在看故事前,一樣想先說一些事情。
內文提及道德事件,若是觀感極重的道德魔人就請按左鍵出視窗
不要你看了不開心,我也要不開心QQ

因為會來西斯版看,就難免是心中都有那麼一點騷底存在,不管男女就是在想色色的事情
嘛(喂!

都在網路上了,大方承認有何不好呢!?(笑
所以看文章就看文章吧,沒有什麼戰不戰的事情,而每個人觀點不同,也不會去太在意。
我歡迎各位男神女神提出想法討論,但如果只是單純在戰道德,魯妹只是那個願意出來挑
戰道德觀感的人,但不代表我沒有道德。
只是檯面上還是檯面下的表現問題,但至少洨魯妹我滿坦蕩蕩的就是了。

而且以下都是過去式,所以就當經驗分享
如果你都接受就可以安心看文章拉!

-----我是分隔線-----

好!不知道大家有沒有看過「倒數第二個男朋友」這部電影?

這部電影的簡略概要就是:「有個男的只要跟他交往過分手的女生,之後都會結婚修成正
果,幸福美滿。」

那時候我跟前男友看完這部電影,還跟前男友說:「這男的也太衰小!」


然後就在我看完之後,沒多久就跟男友分手了,然後因緣際會的踏入了約炮圈圈。



約了約,就在多年之後我發現一件事。

就是,我好像成為了「倒數第二個炮友」。


因為


*前男友分手後
交了現任女友,交往四年,準備論及婚嫁。

*第一任天菜砲友
天菜砲友是我剛踏入圈子,並開啟我性愛開關的第一個男子。
所以印象深刻啊啊啊!
又高又帥又有錢(對不起!很膚淺但很實在!)
跟他的過程每一次都很讓人覺得美好~
其實我們不常約,但有一定的默契存在,當完固砲過程中,它就交了女友,也自然而然斷
了聯繫,直到某天他又再聯絡我時,結果是結婚生子。(感動

*第二任大叔砲友
大叔其實不帥不高,但也是業務,所以很好聊天也很有幽默感,剛好就默默地對上頻率了

大叔在約我的過程中原本就有女友,但常常吵架,過程中也常說其實可能要分手了
但就我發現大叔有新砲友(當時有說好只能固定彼此為砲友),所以生氣怒斷後,結果大
叔就突然跟我說跟新砲友斷開,還跟女友買房要結婚了!?

*第三任楊祐寧砲友
喔先說因為他不是真的楊祐寧,但真的長得太像楊祐寧了
所以我都這樣稱呼他XD
是收信的時候認識的,在收信的時候,其實信中寫很誠懇,他表示他不上相,所以希望是
用視訊的來看臉。
魯妹其實不太視訊的,但那天可能鬼打牆,大半夜的跟人家視訊,結果隔天就約出來,房
間三小時狂幹三次,超級持久。
他:「沒想到你這麼耐幹!」
我:「那你還想幹我嗎?(眨眼」
說完,再次被抓去再繼續幹XD

約的時候,也是有女朋友的,結果約沒幾次,某天他就LINE我:「摁!我要結婚了,要好
好照顧自己喔!」
我:「恭喜!」(心裡一陣落寞)


第四任大叔砲友
這個大叔是party上認識的,有在健身跟衝浪,胸肌跟屁股真的好摸到無話可說,人又體
貼跟幽默。
女友遠在國外,大叔出來解解饞,但聊天過程中也都表示可能結婚還要再考慮之類的~

結果今年年初大叔就說:「親愛的,我女友回來了,之後可能要準備結婚了。」
我又是一陣恭喜跟落寞。
*學長A:
是在某個BBS版上認識到的
在那個BBS版寄信給我無數次,後來他在別的版發現我,又寄給我,才搭上線。
認識一段時間,當時還買了小怪獸決定要跟他一起玩,因為時間喬不定,還先花錢讓我去
飯店要視訊給彼此看,結果真的才要約出門,隔天A:「欸!我交女友了我不能約了。」

聊天過程還說自己很有主見,結果聽說交了女友立馬被管死死XDD
然後直到前陣子又跟我連絡上了,開頭就是:「欸我下周要結婚了」
我又是再度落寞(誤

*大叔B:
某群組認識的,概念都很像,反正到後面一樣約玩幾次,就交女友也要結婚了

後面還有C、D...想不起來惹QQ


為何我突然會覺得是這樣呢?
因為某天好姐妹問我之前的炮友去哪了,我思考了一下

翻了翻之前的記錄(我有紀錄的習慣)
認真的回想才發現,每一個都幸福美滿欸!
啊我呢?


朋友還這樣說
真的是傷心ㄒ___ㄒ

https://i.imgur.com/bkRi03U.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Gngb9Rb.jpg

我484都當月老啊嗚嗚!

-----西斯點-----


跟天菜砲友真的是用想的就會濕噠噠。
某天他說:「做計程車來我家,我付車錢。」
魯妹我立馬等老母睡覺後衝出門
偷偷進天菜家門,洗澡睡覺
天菜打砲前面柔柔輕輕的,那天興致一來
幹完一炮後我還在喘時,結果雙腳立馬又被他抓過去再幹一次
完全沒有CD時間啊啊啊
事後問天菜常常不用CD嗎?
天菜:「你是第一個讓我直接幹兩次的女人!」

喔喔喔喔喔喔!這句話出來直接濕透。

發文沒有一定要附個圖
但最近剛好拍新照片
就分享一下


喔對!認出我的自己知道就好xddd

我真的的很認真分享,我當月老的過程哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

https://i.imgur.com/yM8h2HI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1wIr19Y.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tv2wZGd.jpg

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Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-06-08T10:05
推做功德
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By Bethany
at 2018-06-12T18:08
泥速豪人 (卡)
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By Isabella
at 2018-06-17T02:12
我也要幸福 55
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By Steve
at 2018-06-21T10:15
推功德
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By Jack
at 2018-06-25T18:19
樓下寄信沒
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By Christine
at 2018-06-30T02:22
你報名了報名了
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By Una
at 2018-07-04T10:26
已寄
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-07-08T18:30
這身材…信箱一定爆><
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By Poppy
at 2018-07-13T02:33
預約下一個結婚名單
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By Audriana
at 2018-07-17T10:37
我不約炮友,但我好想功德圓滿...好掙扎
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By Callum
at 2018-07-21T18:40
寄了、回我
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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-07-26T02:44
報名大叔O
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By Blanche
at 2018-07-30T10:47
……等我睡醒,再寄站內信
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By Necoo
at 2018-08-03T18:51
那天晚上後,就沒再見面了,哈囉:)
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By Rae
at 2018-08-08T02:54
不要讓人半夜睡不著覺啊啊啊
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By Ivy
at 2018-08-12T10:58
那我能報名嗎嗚嗚嗚嗚QQ
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By Thomas
at 2018-08-16T19:02
這身材讓人怎麼睡覺啊!
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By Franklin
at 2018-08-21T03:05
我也想報名
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By Lily
at 2018-08-25T11:09
可以認識妳嗎?
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at 2018-08-29T19:12
嘻嘻
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By Isla
at 2018-09-03T03:16
已寄 請收~~哈
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By Olive
at 2018-09-07T11:19
那個奶很會~
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By Irma
at 2018-09-11T19:23
我來了
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By Dinah
at 2018-09-16T03:27
挖...................想決鬥
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By Xanthe
at 2018-09-20T11:30
幹 我一模一樣的狀況,已經四個都找到真愛了,幾乎都
是分開後半年內
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2018-09-24T19:34
我可以讓妳變成倒數第一個
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By Hazel
at 2018-09-29T03:37
是我就為了你逃婚了
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By Ivy
at 2018-10-03T11:41
推月老。拜託月老救魯蛇了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-10-07T19:44
想結婚了....
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By Megan
at 2018-10-12T03:48
我來終止這個傳說,要寄信給我嗎XD
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By Dora
at 2018-10-16T11:52
請妳當我的炮友QQ
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By William
at 2018-10-20T19:55
求月老救QQ
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By Jacob
at 2018-10-25T03:59
靠 大半夜看這個真的不行啊 XDD
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By Annie
at 2018-10-29T12:02
原來是隔壁棚的妹子 報名哈哈哈
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By Harry
at 2018-11-02T20:06
我知道妳
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By Jack
at 2018-11-07T04:09
是月老
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By Noah
at 2018-11-11T12:13
為了我迷路的幸福... 敗偷
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By Valerie
at 2018-11-15T20:17
拜託請救救窩QAQ
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By Michael
at 2018-11-20T04:20
竟然有人也一樣
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By Tracy
at 2018-11-24T12:24
報名+1
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By Lucy
at 2018-11-28T20:27
你好~
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By Ethan
at 2018-12-03T04:31
我會是你最後一個
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By Anthony
at 2018-12-07T12:34
我有信心會讓妳這月老破功XD
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By Yuri
at 2018-12-11T20:38
喜歡這髮型好看啊!來終結ㄧ下
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By Una
at 2018-12-16T04:41
解救我一下吧 我也要讓妳嫑嫑的
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By Jacky
at 2018-12-20T12:45
報名 求脫魯
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By Gilbert
at 2018-12-24T20:49
功德無量
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By Tracy
at 2018-12-29T04:52
推推
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By Ophelia
at 2019-01-02T12:56
約浪漫好嗎
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By Faithe
at 2019-01-06T20:59
已寄回我
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By Hedy
at 2019-01-11T05:03
請當我的砲友QQ 希望今年聖誕不用再一個人了
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By Sarah
at 2019-01-15T13:06
很騷的港覺
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By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-19T21:10
請當我的月老
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By Jack
at 2019-01-24T05:14
功德圓滿
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By Iris
at 2019-01-28T13:17
祝你幸福開心^_^
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By Charlotte
at 2019-02-01T21:21
看了也想要有炮友、樓下寄信給我
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By Charlie
at 2019-02-06T05:24
大叔我想結婚了 妳快成全我
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By Zora
at 2019-02-10T13:28
求開運
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By Quintina
at 2019-02-14T21:31
幫幫我拜託
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By Oliver
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妹子來(張開雙臂
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By Anonymous
at 2019-02-23T13:39
拜託成全...寄了回我
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By John
at 2019-02-27T21:42
跪求月老幫助!
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By Kelly
at 2019-03-04T05:46
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By Harry
at 2019-03-08T13:49
抽個號碼牌可以嗎
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By Regina
at 2019-03-12T21:53
我的姻緣就靠你了~坐計程車來車錢我付
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By Selena
at 2019-03-17T05:56
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By Kristin
at 2019-03-21T14:00
慘了,我的信沉到海底了,這篇一定爆的
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By Belly
at 2019-03-25T22:04
我也想交女朋友結婚 請問...可以報名嗎XDD
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By Edwina
at 2019-03-30T06:07
啊嘶
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By Joseph
at 2019-04-03T14:11
太屌了給推
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By Jacob
at 2019-04-07T22:14
大半夜時間正確!!!
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By Edith
at 2019-04-12T06:18
嗚嗚嗚 推讓人圓滿的炮友
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By Margaret
at 2019-04-16T14:21
讓我幸福吧!
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By Daniel
at 2019-04-20T22:25
功德炮
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By Todd Johnson
at 2019-04-25T06:28
你這個應該是被詛咒了 需要我的魔杖來解除
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By Dinah
at 2019-04-29T14:32
我只求幸福
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By Sierra Rose
at 2019-05-03T22:36
我好希望約妳 妳再作一次共德給我
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By Elvira
at 2019-05-08T06:39
報名
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By Lucy
at 2019-05-12T14:43
月老請救救本魯
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By Jake
at 2019-05-16T22:46
請讓我脫魯
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By Steve
at 2019-05-21T06:50
霸脫請當我的月老
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By Edwina
at 2019-05-25T14:53
齁 為什麼我是女的!森七
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-05-29T22:57
是男的 會感覺世界絕望 真的
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-06-03T07:01
我就是專門當倒數第二個男朋友的人QQ
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By Noah
at 2019-06-07T15:04
救我
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By Dora
at 2019-06-11T23:08
我也要報名
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By George
at 2019-06-16T07:11
我可以當最後一個
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By Anonymous
at 2019-06-20T15:15
好狂好狂 為什麼你不是男生qq
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By Bennie
at 2019-06-24T23:18
身材真好
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By Kumar
at 2019-06-29T07:22
!!!
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By Tracy
at 2019-07-03T15:26
所以想結婚可以寄信的意思(?
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By Tracy
at 2019-07-07T23:29
已寄等回覆
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By Ina
at 2019-07-12T07:33
我也想結婚了,可以跟我約個嗎
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By Erin
at 2019-07-16T15:36
可惡,這照片.....想吃~
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By Vanessa
at 2019-07-20T23:40
三牲五果都準備好了 月老顯靈吧
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By Queena
at 2019-07-25T07:43
我是倒數第2個男朋友 以下開放女生認領
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By Gilbert
at 2019-07-29T15:47
可惡 想結婚
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By Caitlin
at 2019-08-02T23:51
請收信好嗎 我也想結婚
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By Ida
at 2019-08-07T07:54
怎麼看都是倒數第一個砲友啊=.=
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By Madame
at 2019-08-11T15:58
女生收嗎QQ
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By Agnes
at 2019-08-16T00:01
跪求月老幫忙
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By Olivia
at 2019-08-20T08:05
我也想要月老啊
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By Kyle
at 2019-08-24T16:08
是倒數第一個啦,之後都是真愛了
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-08-29T00:12
你的戰鬥服都好強喔 應該是跟你嘗過約砲的極致後
無悔地走向愛情的墳墓 你害鄉民為了那極致都想結婚了
George avatar
By George
at 2019-09-02T08:15
我也要交女朋友~
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By Noah
at 2019-09-06T16:19
哈 真的讓我想到那部電影欸
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By Andrew
at 2019-09-11T00:23
請月老也幫我做功德
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By Michael
at 2019-09-15T08:26
月老995
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By Leila
at 2019-09-19T16:30
台灣男人的幸福靠你了
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By Bethany
at 2019-09-24T00:33
請月老幫幫我嗚嗚
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By Edward Lewis
at 2019-09-28T08:37
我也想報名
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By Zora
at 2019-10-02T16:40
連女森都想當妳跑友惹Q_Q
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By Jessica
at 2019-10-07T00:44
女生想結婚的呢!
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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-10-11T08:48
這功德 我願意承擔
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By Edward Lewis
at 2019-10-15T16:51
和我出門吃飯的9成都結婚了,連砲都不用約
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By Steve
at 2019-10-20T00:55
樓上回我
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By Franklin
at 2019-10-24T08:58
乾 這我可以直接七次啊
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By Sandy
at 2019-10-28T17:02
這個會爆啊啊啊啊啊
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-11-02T01:05
報名當最後一個
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-11-06T09:09
我也是這樣QQQ每個幹完我的男人都幸福美滿 幹
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By Todd Johnson
at 2019-11-10T17:13
月老好
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By Sarah
at 2019-11-15T01:16
太扯啦
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By Annie
at 2019-11-19T09:20
要爆了
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By Ivy
at 2019-11-23T17:23
羨慕嫉妒恨
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By Lydia
at 2019-11-28T01:27
可以給我機會讓我快點生子嗎
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By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-02T09:30
寄了回我
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By Christine
at 2019-12-06T17:34
這不寄太對不起自己了
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By Eartha
at 2019-12-11T01:38
我急著要結婚,可以幫忙一下嗎?
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By Doris
at 2019-12-15T09:41
人帥真好 我寄站內信還沒被回過QQ
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By Ophelia
at 2019-12-19T17:45
+1 求脫團
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By Yedda
at 2019-12-24T01:48
醜母豬又在做夢
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By Rachel
at 2019-12-28T09:52
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By Zora
at 2020-01-01T17:55
魯式女神超推啊啊啊!
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By Zanna
at 2020-01-06T01:59
可惡想找月老
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By Elvira
at 2020-01-10T10:02
求月老幫忙XD
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By Kama
at 2020-01-14T18:06
排到幾號惹
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By Emma
at 2020-01-19T02:10
推推推
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By Caroline
at 2020-01-23T10:13
我不想結婚,不可以寄站內…(忍住
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By Selena
at 2020-01-27T18:17
拜託找我 我也想得到幸福
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By Ula
at 2020-02-01T02:20
零食不能當正餐啊...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-02-05T10:24
這身材推
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-02-09T18:27
我也想功德圓滿 約我約我
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-02-14T02:31
月老大神請讓小魯脱魯嗚嗚嗚嗚
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-02-18T10:35
請幫幫我啊啊啊
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-02-22T18:38
想結婚就要先上妳的意思?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-02-27T02:42
第一張的黑色戰鬥服好合胃口!應徵書僮伴讀了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-03-02T10:45
小奶我衝了
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-03-06T18:49
看標題我就想到樓上...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-03-11T02:52
月老可以幫幫我嗎
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-03-15T10:56
嫁給我好了 月老
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-03-19T19:00
妳真的功德圓滿 哈哈
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-03-24T03:03
推你第一段
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-03-28T11:07
我寄了,求功德圓滿哦
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-04-01T19:10
我缺女友,可以借幹一下嗎
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-04-06T03:14
報名砲友
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-04-10T11:17
我也想功德圓滿
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2020-04-14T19:21
這幾張.........啊嘶
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-04-19T03:25
當年也看過這部
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-04-23T11:28
雖然寫的輕鬆幽默,感覺妳應該也希望自己可以找到幸
福吧~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-04-27T19:32
哇可以跟你約嗎 可惜我女的嗚嗚嗚
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-05-02T03:35
滿另類的紅娘,妳應該收紅包的
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-05-06T11:39
月老大大 我要女朋友
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-05-10T19:42
我幫妳做功德!!!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-05-15T03:46
已報名 相談一下
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-05-19T11:49
你接受女森嗎我也要報名
James avatar
By James
at 2020-05-23T19:53
我不信
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-05-28T03:57
一個 和妳約炮後覺得自己女友比較好 的概念??(大誤)
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-06-01T12:00
妳也是盤天菜!!!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-06-05T20:04
功德無量
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-06-10T04:07
推身材
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-06-14T12:11
豪厲害!!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-06-18T20:14
靠,你怎麼po照片
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-06-23T04:18
我也要幸福啊,選我
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-06-27T12:22
沒看過
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-07-01T20:25
我要報名月老團
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-07-06T04:29
我需要月老 選我!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2020-07-10T12:32
我也要女朋友
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-07-14T20:36
我想結婚請跟我來一次
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-07-19T04:39
我家喵喵也想要另一半,幫幫忙吧~
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-07-23T12:43
可愛
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-07-27T20:47
但很多個好用的炮友也是吃的值得了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-08-01T04:50
月老幫個忙可嗎?
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-08-05T12:54
我我我也想結婚啊
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2020-08-09T20:57
整個故事溫馨感人圓滿
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-08-14T05:01
求樓主幫脫魯(?)
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-08-18T13:04
我也想約原po惹...快來搭救我
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-08-22T21:08
洋溢著滿滿的幸福
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-08-27T05:12
厲害,幸好我早就脫魯
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-08-31T13:15
QQ可愛的月老姐姐可以幫幫小弟嗎
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-09-04T21:19
辛苦妳了,我也想脫離單身生活
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-09-09T05:22
我可以讓妳突破魔咒
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-09-13T13:26
月老我等很久了何時輪到我
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-09-17T21:29
月老月老棒棒我們吧!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-09-22T05:33
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-09-26T13:36
好好哦
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-09-30T21:40
推月老
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-10-05T05:44
婚姻美滿就靠你了! 大家上阿~~~
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-10-09T13:47
下一站送幸福...瓜哥嗎?
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-10-13T21:51
寄了回我
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-10-18T05:54
請問什麼時候可以參拜? 功德圓滿後一定重金禮謝
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-10-22T13:58
報名+1
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2020-10-26T22:01
一定不正 幫你QQ
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-10-31T06:05
幫幫我
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-11-04T14:09
身材很好呀,妳會遇到更好的
David avatar
By David
at 2020-11-08T22:12
法喜功德號
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-11-13T06:16
這種機會不是我的
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-11-17T14:19
好喜歡第二張照片喔///////
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-11-21T22:23
幫QQ
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-11-26T06:26
排隊在+1
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-11-30T14:30
再啦幹
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-12-04T22:34
來約我 我的能力是能幫妳找到男友QAQ
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-12-09T06:37
應該是因為妳太正…他們才會有收山的念頭…
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-12-13T14:41
做功德~~
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-17T22:44
月老,我也需要幫忙
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-12-22T06:48
你自己就跟有女友的男人約,你卻因為第二任明明答應你
當固定,後來還是找了新的伴而生氣? 那你有想過他女友
知道他背地找了你會多氣? 這不是道德問題……根本是你
雙重標準!你都會因為對方破壞承諾生氣了,你怎麼不能
想一下他女友的信任被破壞後會氣你多少倍?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-12-26T14:51
幫qq
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2020-12-30T22:55
gooooooooood
Una avatar
By Una
at 2021-01-04T06:59
吉霸分的月老
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-01-08T15:02
月老號碼牌領到幾號,我也想有好姻緣。
James avatar
By James
at 2021-01-12T23:06
濕夠硬那~爸講!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-01-17T07:09
請你當我炮友QQ
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-01-21T15:13
我來讓妳幸福<3
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2021-01-25T23:16
海德格~~~~救我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-01-30T07:20
愛惜自己 隨緣就好 祝妳早日找到幸福
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2021-02-03T15:23
口紅顏色不錯>/////<
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-02-07T23:27
幫炮友女友哭哭
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2021-02-12T07:31
第一張讚讚( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2021-02-16T15:34
幫砲友女友QQ+1
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-02-20T23:38
你小時候是不是有被下詛咒XD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-02-25T07:41
求月老
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-03-01T15:45
這胸器豪驚人啊!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-03-05T23:48
可憐
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2021-03-10T07:52
想報名
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2021-03-14T15:56
我也想要幸福
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-03-18T23:59
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2021-03-23T08:03
可惡,想報名!
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2021-03-27T16:06
報名+1
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-04-01T00:10
如果說跟妳約只是為了可以幸福美滿會不會太靠北XDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-04-05T08:13
乾 妳這樣講的我想寄了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2021-04-09T16:17
選我選我
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-04-14T00:21
求加持
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-04-18T08:24
推身材
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2021-04-22T16:28
排隊… 想婚了
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2021-04-27T00:31
以下開放認親
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-05-01T08:35
那跟你約了之後可以交女朋友嗎QQ
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-05-05T16:38
一樓a槍大叔
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2021-05-10T00:42
渾圓飽滿
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-05-14T08:46
這身材完全可以啊啊啊啊啊啊
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-05-18T16:49
小隻馬嗎?
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-05-23T00:53
到處睡人男友的取暖文也可以被推爆 果然有奶就是正義
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-05-27T08:56
原來妳是月老XDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-05-31T17:00
來推文朝聖XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-06-05T01:03
想報名
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2021-06-09T09:07
拜託幫我脫離單身XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-06-13T17:10
樓主一生功德圓滿
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2021-06-18T01:14
拜托你約我。我想結婚啊
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-06-22T09:18
佛心來著
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2021-06-26T17:21
想約
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2021-07-01T01:25
月老幫我QQ
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2021-07-05T09:28
月老幫幫我啊!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-07-09T17:32
當當我的月老唄 給你玩
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2021-07-14T01:35
Dcard一模一樣XDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2021-07-18T09:39
幫眾女友QQ 再也不相信男朋友惹
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-07-22T17:43
請跟我來一發
William avatar
By William
at 2021-07-27T01:46
莫名其妙…
報名表單哪裡填?
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-07-31T09:50
只好找已經結婚的(誤)
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-08-04T17:53
我也想脫魯呀
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-08-09T01:57
請問怎麼報名?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2021-08-13T10:00
!!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2021-08-17T18:04
低卡文也有一篇
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-08-22T02:08
推佛心,預計收山前叩我XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-08-26T10:11
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-08-30T18:15
哇嗚!這樣好身材真的讓人想擁有!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-09-04T02:18
月老姐姐請救救我
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2021-09-08T10:22
這樣沒寄還是男人嗎!!!
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-09-12T18:25
跟我真像~第一個床伴幹完一年就結婚生小孩
第二個幹完大概也一年結婚~~第三個一分手就馬上有好姻緣
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-09-17T02:29
第四個也是~~大概只給吸棒而已!!現在都要論及婚嫁了
有時都覺得~~媽的~這是神奇棒棒嗎 現在都不敢試了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2021-09-21T10:33
可惜我女的Q_Q
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-09-25T18:36
拜託約我
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2021-09-30T02:40
過來,我付計程車錢
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-10-04T10:43
我第一次想上月老
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-10-08T18:47
我最近跟女朋友有點問題,你可以幫忙我修成正果嗎
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2021-10-13T02:50
哈哈哈哈是不是小時後也被詛咒了XD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-10-17T10:54
這樣女女我也可以
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2021-10-21T18:57
好大!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2021-10-26T03:01
月老娘娘~~妳好
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2021-10-30T11:05
推月老
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-11-03T19:08
月老幫我
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2021-11-08T03:12
完蛋了,板上單身的男人都要灌爆你信箱了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-11-12T11:15
求開運(X XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-11-16T19:19
求開運 跟ˇ我
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-11-21T03:22
需要需要
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2021-11-25T11:26
這不難理解啊,因為妳的夠簡單,讓他們了解到自己女友
的值得珍惜
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-11-29T19:30
功德圓滿...
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-12-04T03:33
缺老婆
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-12-08T11:37
功德砲!很多人都要!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-12-12T19:40
求入教XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2021-12-17T03:44
月老我要讓妳解脫
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2021-12-21T11:47
這樣叫倒數第一個泡友,不是第二...
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2021-12-25T19:51
寄了回我
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-12-30T03:55
我也要 我也要
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-03T11:58
幫個忙,我也想結婚
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-01-07T20:02
我的女友及碰友也是遇到我後下一任就結婚...
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-12T04:05
月老感覺好老 叫妳月光仙子好了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-16T12:09
寄了,趕快回我ToT
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-01-20T20:12
長有夠醜的
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-01-17T09:35
膩了你這醜女當然用結婚當藉口繞跑阿
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2022-01-21T17:39
同文章,還以為是轉載耶......
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-01-17T09:35
下一個不要找炮友找男友,就可以換你自己功德圓滿了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-01-21T17:39
幫我忙
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-01-17T09:35
拜託了請幫幫我!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-01-21T17:39
由衷的拜託妳了!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-01-17T09:35
天菜啊,流口水了
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-21T17:39
拜託請約我QQ
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2022-01-17T09:35
漂亮大姊姊棒棒魯弟我QQ
George avatar
By George
at 2022-01-21T17:39
我已經沒有辦法接受我的天菜跟我說他有女友,他如果跟
我說要結婚生子 我就要持直接跳海Q___Q
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-01-17T09:35
幫我拜託
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-01-21T17:39
可以當當我的月老嗎
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-01-17T09:35
我也想交女友 請幫幫我
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-01-21T17:39
請問哪裡抽號碼牌?
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-01-17T09:35
1~4任我都有共通點!!已寄!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2022-01-21T17:39
想體驗愛情 嗚嗚
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-17T09:35
好胸的月老~ 麻煩幫幫我吧請收信(欸
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-21T17:39
女生可以報名嗎哈哈哈哈
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-01-17T09:35
推身材!!
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T17:39
這麼好 來幫我啊 我要求姻緣
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2022-01-17T09:35
這個可以
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-21T17:39
這奶100分
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-17T09:35
這種功德炮可遇不可求阿
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-01-21T17:39
哇靠!猛猛的!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-01-17T09:35
約我 我也想娶老婆了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-21T17:39
阿斯
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-17T09:35
月老 來幫幫我唷 幫忙小弟
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-01-21T17:39
那之後有人還願嗎
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-01-17T09:35
我想我會打破你的魔咒哈哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2022-01-21T17:39
已存圖 推功德無量
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-01-17T09:35
那個.....號碼牌到幾號了?
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-01-21T17:39
喜歡最後一張:)
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-01-17T09:35
身材好,嘴唇漂亮
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2022-01-21T17:39
寄了找我
James avatar
By James
at 2022-01-17T09:35
月老 來幫幫我脫魯
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2022-01-21T17:39
......忽然無奈得很想笑
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2022-01-17T09:35
這不報名不行
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2022-01-21T17:39
我喜歡第三張照片
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-01-17T09:35
啊嘶~~
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-21T17:39
很棒!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-17T09:35
請求月姊做功德 功德圓滿後我會還願的
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2022-01-21T17:39
求脫單。
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-01-17T09:35
求因緣
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-01-21T17:39
來得及報名幸福列車嗎?司機開車沒?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-01-17T09:35
缺業績找我感謝
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-01-21T17:39
寄了 救救單身宅QAQ
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-01-17T09:35
好…………好正…………
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-01-21T17:39
月老救女的嗎(舉手
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-01-17T09:35
拍電影啊啊啊 我來
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-01-21T17:39
可是TD也是離婚我可以約妳嗎?我也想結婚
靠背亂碼
我也想約
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-01-17T09:35
跪求月老
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-01-21T17:39
你這身材這麼棒,想不三次也難
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2022-01-17T09:35
已寄,回我回我
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-01-21T17:39
有神快拜!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-01-17T09:35
誠信求助 可以幫我成家嗎
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-01-21T17:39
in了 深夜食堂
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-17T09:35
我也想修成正果QQ
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-01-21T17:39
迪卡文?
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T09:35
我也想跟原po報名
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-01-21T17:39
好正啊...漂亮圓弧的南半
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-01-17T09:35
功德砲必推....預祝早日有人成為你的功德砲
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-01-21T17:39
我也想報名~渾圓豪乳,咬唇動人!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-17T09:35
功德圓滿 請下凡解救
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-01-21T17:39
報名缺功德?!
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2022-01-17T09:35
報名 求脫魯
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2022-01-21T17:39
已結婚的可以約嗎
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-01-17T09:35
大叔都變大爺了,還可以報名嗎?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T17:39
求功德,單身魔法師參戰~
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-01-17T09:35
好想報名阿,比月老還強的概念XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-21T17:39
請問拜你照片有用嗎
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-01-17T09:35
不求人
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2022-01-21T17:39
覺得可能是跟妳做完後人生成就完成,專心走入婚姻這樣
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-01-17T09:35
單身處跪求開釋
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-21T17:39
已寄信
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2022-01-17T09:35
求姻緣
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-01-21T17:39
D卡也有發?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2022-01-17T09:35
求月老幫忙
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-01-21T17:39
月老!!我想認識尼阿
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-01-17T09:35
要不要解說一下偏好那類供品比如說仙草蜜?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-01-21T17:39
幫妳寫個慘字...
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-01-17T09:35
月老能幫我找女友嗎
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T17:39
想報名!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-01-17T09:35
484該寄了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-01-21T17:39
功德圓滿,善哉善哉
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2022-01-17T09:35
幹我是倒數第二個女友
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-01-21T17:39
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-01-17T09:35
James avatar
By James
at 2022-01-21T17:39
請問在哪邊填表
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-01-17T09:35
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2022-01-21T17:39
求排隊啊 QQ
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-01-17T09:35
有可能是你太難駕馭 ,男生不敢長久
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-01-21T17:39
歐歐歐歐歐
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-01-17T09:35
你的身材我覺得我也不用CD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-01-21T17:39
幫QQ

督不進去求解,略急,拜託大家

Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-06-04T01:28
當初第一次的時候也是這樣,弄了一整晚就是進不去 回家後打開片子研究一下職業級是怎麼做的,這才發現自己認為的目標位置其實比實際位置高很多,所以採傳教士位置時雙腳應該要盡量打開,讓小弟弟的高度降低才對…… 這點可以模擬一下跪在地上小弟弟的離地高度和同樣跪著,雙腳打開的離地高度就知道了,有了這個概念並降低高度之後, ...

為什麼會想要傳屌照給陌生人?

Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-06-04T00:28
※ 引述《tillDecember (我是魯蛇我驕傲)》之銘言: : 常常會收到很多網路搭訕訊息, : 只要對方不要太over開頭直接問咩休感某, 講到這個,可以說個稍年輕時的小故事,或者說是小趣事比較貼切些 原文留兩行,淚痕留當年。 還記得當年看到匿名聊天程式,就好奇玩了一下 也可能 ...

女控性侵卻勾手吃鐵板燒 男網友:沒幫付

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By Necoo
at 2018-06-04T00:25
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慾女是稀有品種嗎

Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-06-03T23:55
原文吃光光 隨時都很想要的男生……… 好吧我不是 可能我慾望沒這麼旺盛 又或者 有更多其他的事情值得我去想的 像是如何營造一個好的約會 女生的想法 如何讓她感動 挑逗的小動作 等等的 直接約房間號碼然後進去直接開始的我沒做過 難道是在拍7秒合體嗎 至少前戲挑逗慾望什麼的也該多做點 我相信不是你每任都是聖 ...

愛吃鮭魚生魚片的W小姐

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By Blanche
at 2018-06-03T21:21
「我好想要再吃你的肉棒~」 結束兩砲後的W躺在床上嚷嚷著 -------------------------------------- W是一名金融機構工作的OL 畢業至今 她待業的日子總是比工作的日子多 也或許因為她學歷很高 又不想低就吧 W喜歡在台北各種酒吧點一杯到兩杯 還記得認識的那天 我進去後 ...