修電腦會有什麼搞頭嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Audriana
at 2014-11-27T21:47

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※ 引述《beagoodboy (be a good boy)》之銘言：
: 有個女同事今天吃午飯說她的電腦中毒了,
: 我說有空可以幫你看看,
: 她說什麼時候有空?
: 我說你很趕的話明天也行,
: 她就說好,
: 最後是說明天去她家弄電腦然後跟她家人一起吃飯= ="
: 應該會有一段時間是我跟她單獨在房間吧,
: 這樣會有什麼搞頭嗎?
: 希望她爸媽不要也一起在旁邊就好,
: 還是有什麼攻略可參考嗎?
: 感謝~

修電腦當然有搞頭
本次攻略選單
吃飽飯後
起身鞠躬
謝謝伯父伯母招待
我現在就進房修電腦

進房後
房門半掩
以示沒有色心

開始修電腦

請女兒坐在床上
拿出你的三十公分長的
螺絲起子
拆卸整台電腦

接著回頭看看女人
說
嘿嘿嘿
你現在有兩種選擇
一個是脫光光給我幹我再幫你修好
一個是你自己抱著這堆廢鐵去NOVA

幸運的話
你可以讓她握著半掩房門的門把
從她後面插她

不幸的話
你可以自己握著門把
求她爸不要拿螺絲起子插你

通常不幸失敗的機率大於成功的機率

當然你可以有第三種選擇
拿出提款卡告訴她
這台電腦就不要再修了
給我幹就買一台新的給你

最後
如果你夠帥
應該是女人自己抱住電腦到你房間內
到時候你想怎麼休都可以

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By Mary
at 2014-12-02T06:55

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By Brianna
at 2014-12-06T16:03

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at 2014-12-11T01:11

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By Olivia
at 2014-12-15T10:19

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at 2014-12-19T19:27

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at 2014-12-24T04:35

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at 2014-12-28T13:43

別怕那只是地方的爸爸

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at 2015-01-01T22:51

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at 2015-01-06T07:59

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at 2015-01-10T17:07

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at 2015-01-15T02:15

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at 2015-01-19T11:23

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at 2015-01-23T20:31

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at 2015-01-28T05:39

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at 2015-02-01T14:47

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at 2015-02-05T23:55

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at 2015-02-10T09:02

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at 2015-02-14T18:10

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at 2015-02-19T03:18

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at 2015-02-23T12:26

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at 2015-02-27T21:34

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at 2015-03-04T06:42

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at 2015-03-08T15:50

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at 2015-03-13T00:58

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at 2015-03-17T10:06

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at 2015-03-21T19:14

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at 2015-03-26T04:22

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at 2015-03-30T13:30

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at 2015-04-03T22:38

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at 2015-04-08T07:46

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at 2015-04-12T16:54

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at 2015-04-17T02:02

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at 2015-04-21T11:10

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at 2015-04-25T20:18

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By Hazel
at 2015-04-30T05:26

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By Catherine
at 2015-05-04T14:34

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at 2015-05-08T23:42

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By Noah
at 2015-05-13T08:50

老爸…

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at 2015-05-17T17:58

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By William
at 2015-05-22T03:06

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By Bennie
at 2015-05-26T12:14

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By Caitlin
at 2015-05-30T21:22

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at 2015-06-04T06:30

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at 2015-06-08T15:38

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at 2015-06-13T00:46

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at 2015-06-17T09:54

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at 2015-06-21T19:02

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at 2015-06-26T04:10

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at 2015-06-30T13:18

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at 2015-07-04T22:26

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at 2015-07-09T07:34

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By Caroline
at 2015-07-13T16:42

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By Rosalind
at 2015-07-18T01:50

廢到超好笑XD

By Hedy
at 2015-07-22T10:58

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By Oliver
at 2015-07-26T20:06

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By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-31T05:14

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By Delia
at 2015-08-04T14:22

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at 2015-08-08T23:30

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at 2015-08-13T08:38

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By Rosalind
at 2015-08-17T17:46

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at 2015-08-22T02:54

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at 2015-08-26T12:02

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at 2015-08-30T21:10

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at 2015-09-04T06:18

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at 2015-09-08T15:26

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at 2015-09-13T00:34

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at 2015-09-17T09:42

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at 2015-09-21T18:50

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at 2015-09-26T03:58

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at 2015-09-30T13:06

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By Iris
at 2015-10-04T22:14

求爸爸太好笑

By Thomas
at 2015-10-09T07:22

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By Lydia
at 2015-10-13T16:30

給推

By Ida
at 2015-10-18T01:38

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By Gary
at 2015-10-22T10:46

幹，怎麼這麼好笑 XDDDD

By Lydia
at 2015-10-26T19:54

邊喊好痛，不要XD

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