保險套遺留父母房被發現... - 成人話題討論

By Kelly
at 2015-03-29T10:17

Table of Contents

如題

昨晚在閃光父母房ㄧ時性起炒飯

結束後隔天，閃光媽傳了張照片給閃光

http://ppt.cc/16XB

什麼證據都消滅，唯獨套子的包裝忘了收

現在閃光媽想要約談閃光...

請問單兵如何處置？

順便ㄧ問，各位父母遇到這狀況會怎麼談？

P.s閃光近30歲已有工作
我也有份穩定工作

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Tags: 保險套

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By Lily
at 2015-03-30T20:08

先解釋

By Ingrid
at 2015-04-01T05:59

塞一句用套總比不用好

By Daniel
at 2015-04-02T15:50

自己解決

By Kyle
at 2015-04-04T01:41

就說在上健康教育吧...XD

By Susan
at 2015-04-05T11:32

說沒有，讓爸爸糟殃

By Kelly
at 2015-04-06T21:23

看到壓在桌下的200 我們家人也會做這種事

By George
at 2015-04-08T07:14

這不是重點...重點是該如何解釋為何在父母房炒飯，雖然閃

By Selena
at 2015-04-09T17:05

推五樓XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-11T02:56

光房小且又單人床

By Zanna
at 2015-04-12T12:48

就聽五樓的吧連解釋都省了

By Irma
at 2015-04-13T22:39

其實..我那天看到爸帶一個女人回家..

By Annie
at 2015-04-15T08:30

都幾歲了？這個還要解釋還需要來問鄉民？

By Audriana
at 2015-04-16T18:21

推給爸爸

By Joseph
at 2015-04-18T04:12

你未滿18?

By Anthony
at 2015-04-19T14:03

我覺得下面那張錢有含意

By Anthony
at 2015-04-20T23:54

直接說帶女朋友回來，交往久了總會發生然後跟爸媽說想
婚了，會直接跳下個討論

By Anonymous
at 2015-04-22T09:45

五樓>/////<

By Doris
at 2015-04-23T19:36

跟他們保證以後不用durex

By Aaliyah
at 2015-04-25T05:27

五樓www 都幾歲了就好好跟家人溝通就好了啊~

By Ophelia
at 2015-04-26T15:18

5F建議不錯

By Adele
at 2015-04-28T01:09

意思是有套要收兩千，沒套自己看著辦

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-29T11:01

就說有檢查過了套子沒破別擔心

By Gary
at 2015-04-30T20:52

自己認命吧

By Charlotte
at 2015-05-02T06:43

團購不揪

By Frederica
at 2015-05-03T16:34

第一屆第一屆吹氣球大賽圓滿成功

By Emily
at 2015-05-05T02:25

跟爸媽說下次會收好

By Olive
at 2015-05-06T12:16

推五樓

By Steve
at 2015-05-07T22:07

為什麼在爸媽房間做我覺得很猛誒我寧願在自己房間或摩鐵

By Una
at 2015-05-09T07:58

給你一百買好一點的

By Oscar
at 2015-05-10T17:49

你希望你父母跑到你床上嘿咻嗎? 然後套子還忘記收

By Hedwig
at 2015-05-12T03:40

有戴套安全啊，不過留在別人房裡..-.-

By Quintina
at 2015-05-13T13:31

應該是在父母房間吧我小時候也幹過這事

By Quanna
at 2015-05-14T23:22

單純只是要你解釋為什麼要在父母房間做啦～別想太多

By James
at 2015-05-16T09:14

在別人床上睡他女兒強者

By Belly
at 2015-05-17T19:05

怎麼可能什麼都有收，唯獨套子沒收到....

By Michael
at 2015-05-19T04:56

在別人家父母床上打砲人家父母不生氣才怪

By Frederic
at 2015-05-20T14:47

要逼婚了恭喜了不要結了又離造成社會亂象就好

By Ophelia
at 2015-05-22T00:38

閃光：不是我喔閃光媽：老公!!!!

By Robert
at 2015-05-23T10:29

你的床被人當成戰場會不會不爽嘖嘖

By Candice
at 2015-05-24T20:20

咦？這裡是西斯板喔？

By Margaret
at 2015-05-26T06:11

他媽的意思應該是都幾歲了還用套子，沒孫抱覺得難過

By Hazel
at 2015-05-27T16:02

他媽其實是想問原po為何要用飆風碼，是不是沒凍投(台)

By Ethan
at 2015-05-29T01:53

說不小心丟過去就好說是在自己房間做的

By Daniel
at 2015-05-30T11:44

我光想到在我床上搞我女兒，林北丟美送！幹！

By Zenobia
at 2015-05-31T21:35

閃光媽媽:幹...沒揪

By Ivy
at 2015-06-02T07:27

聽妳在虎爛，現在人只是想掰一篇文章來PO

By Susan
at 2015-06-03T17:18

說不定是老爸的XD

By Leila
at 2015-06-05T03:09

閃光媽只想問為什麼要戴吧，她想當阿嬤

By Victoria
at 2015-06-06T13:00

為什麼在父母房炒飯…

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-07T22:51

我爸媽都會叫我記得帶套

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-09T08:42

你以後小孩帶馬子回家在你的床上打炮你不會覺得怪怪
的？將心比心ok？

By Erin
at 2015-06-10T18:33

推五樓

By David
at 2015-06-12T04:24

推給閃光爸

By Regina
at 2015-06-13T14:15

gg司咪搭

By Lauren
at 2015-06-15T00:06

就很單純的想在大床上比較舒服啊

By Queena
at 2015-06-16T09:57

後來想才知道超蠢還有住大樓的家長常會請警衛當眼線不要
輕易去過夜

By Anthony
at 2015-06-17T19:48

為什麼用軍中用語難道....

By Kristin
at 2015-06-19T05:40

五樓讚

By Delia
at 2015-06-20T15:31

跟她說都幾歲了誰還戴套啊XD

By Ursula
at 2015-06-22T01:22

這好解決，說只是在父母房內拆包裝而已，做是回自己房
做~

By Jacky
at 2015-06-23T11:13

甲甲的

By Olive
at 2015-06-24T21:04

說以後不敢戴了

By Jack
at 2015-06-26T06:55

拆包裝回自己房，會比較好些

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-06-27T16:46

那又如何?分個幾套大家用

By Madame
at 2015-06-29T02:37

直接大方承認並且把妳介紹給父母

By Hedy
at 2015-06-30T12:28

報告伍長：單兵已完成射擊，並偵查深度後回報。

By Kama
at 2015-07-01T22:19

5樓好壞爸爸哭哭

By Madame
at 2015-07-03T08:10

推五樓

By Vanessa
at 2015-07-04T18:01

好便宜是在打廣告嗎

By Olga
at 2015-07-06T03:53

這篇很可能會被技者抄

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-07T13:44

媽，這不是我幹的！

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-08T23:35

都幾歲了還要問家人可悲

By Thomas
at 2015-07-10T09:26

把你們的房間讓給父母遺留一次保險套就扯平了啊

By Erin
at 2015-07-11T19:17

跟你媽說你打手槍不想浪費衛生紙

By Jessica
at 2015-07-13T05:08

推5樓XD

By Enid
at 2015-07-14T14:59

閃光媽: 何時才能媳婦熬成婆？

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-16T00:50

到人家父母房裡咻幹，這是人品問題，拿穩定工作救援幹麻?

By Hedda
at 2015-07-17T10:41

而且幹都幹了，只能走一步算一步

By Rachel
at 2015-07-18T20:32

5F超賤的啊XDDD

By Candice
at 2015-07-20T06:23

老媽應該是想問為什麼在她們房間

By Belly
at 2015-07-21T16:14

飆風碼???

By Lily
at 2015-07-23T02:06

就說打開才知道是保險套馬上丟

By Olive
at 2015-07-24T11:57

媽媽是為了確定是不是閃爸的

By Faithe
at 2015-07-25T21:48

馬上道歉並保證下次一定不戴

By Irma
at 2015-07-27T07:39

五樓推文超強

By Emily
at 2015-07-28T17:30

5樓根本鬧事

By Faithe
at 2015-07-30T03:21

國中生喔解釋甚麼

By Anonymous
at 2015-07-31T13:12

哇靠都快30了還管這麼嚴喔?

By Belly
at 2015-08-01T23:03

其實我覺得不爽的重點是在人家房間幹吧...

By Regina
at 2015-08-03T08:54

都快30了，戴保險套不是在正常不過嗎

By Victoria
at 2015-08-04T18:45

都快30了還管這個喔

By Catherine
at 2015-08-06T04:36

重點不是保險套，是你用了她媽的按摩棒

By George
at 2015-08-07T14:27

推樓上完全正確

By Emma
at 2015-08-09T00:19

推五樓

By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-10T10:10

得罪方丈還想逃?沒那麼容易

By Joseph
at 2015-08-11T20:01

肚雷斯軟糖

By Quanna
at 2015-08-13T05:52

爸爸表示無辜

By Delia
at 2015-08-14T15:43

都30歲了還要怎樣？

By Annie
at 2015-08-16T01:34

三十歲還要解釋，你們是古人嗎？

By Hardy
at 2015-08-17T11:25

X5樓XD

By Gilbert
at 2015-08-18T21:16

五樓正解

By Puput
at 2015-08-20T07:07

五樓金靠背

By Erin
at 2015-08-21T16:58

請鄰兵掩護你ㄚ~ 還用問！

By Zora
at 2015-08-23T02:49

哈哈5F

By Zora
at 2015-08-24T12:40

說戴了就回自己房間辦事了

By Kama
at 2015-08-25T22:32

好東西要與父親分享啊

By Bethany
at 2015-08-27T08:23

都要40了害怕

By Zanna
at 2015-08-28T18:14

還

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-30T04:05

到底是多不能忍

By Edwina
at 2015-08-31T13:56

案外案????

By Carol
at 2015-09-01T23:47

說是爸爸

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-03T09:38

到底有沒有

By Isla
at 2015-09-04T19:29

我沒有在妳房間炒飯但是炒麵倒不少

By Ivy
at 2015-09-06T05:20

爸顯示狀態:汗流浹背

By Ethan
at 2015-09-07T15:11

給五樓20點

By Carol
at 2015-09-09T01:02

砲擊!!!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-10T10:53

閃光爸:難道是我忘了收?

By Thomas
at 2015-09-11T20:45

推5樓

By Frederic
at 2015-09-13T06:36

那是口香糖

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-09-14T16:27

五樓正解！

By Candice
at 2015-09-16T02:18

12點鐘方向敵炮擊炮擊聲低沉且空氣中有濃烈洨味

By Sarah
at 2015-09-17T12:09

都30了學政府藝人唬爛一下很難嗎？反正要承認是你的套子
，不然閃光爸必遭殃，變成家庭問題。

By Caroline
at 2015-09-18T22:00

灌米腸

By Faithe
at 2015-09-20T07:51

你應該也不小了，除了把問題丟給另一半，上ptt發問，沒
有開始調查對方父母喜歡什麼，準備提禮盒去向對方父母
拜訪(ㄆㄟˊㄗㄨㄟˋ)嗎？男人要有肩膀，負責任有擔當，
懂？

By Ivy
at 2015-09-21T17:42

你慘了要逼你提親了

By Edwina
at 2015-09-23T03:33

吞了它

By George
at 2015-09-24T13:24

這是閃光和他們家的陰謀你被出賣了(菸

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-25T23:15

兩百元

By Catherine
at 2015-09-27T09:06

有戴總比沒戴好直接說有用啊不然呢？不要戴嗎？

By Xanthe
at 2015-09-28T18:58

跟他媽講你不是第一個

By Lydia
at 2015-09-30T04:49

你是有沒有擔當阿.....這種事情還要讓你閃光去扛

By Olive
at 2015-10-01T14:40

幹糗大了

By Freda
at 2015-10-03T00:31

有尊重父母嗎？

By Victoria
at 2015-10-04T10:22

閃光的老爸很可疑

By Ina
at 2015-10-05T20:13

爸爸4 ni

By Elma
at 2015-10-07T06:04

別人在你床上做愛你會開心嗎？

By Liam
at 2015-10-08T15:55

單兵？！你還沒退伍喔？！請班長火力支援啊！!!!!!!!!
班長：Play One~~!!!!

By Madame
at 2015-10-10T01:46

= =

By Ursula
at 2015-10-11T11:37

刪我虛文

By Anthony
at 2015-10-12T21:28

刪推噓文是要被水桶der喔~~~

By Jessica
at 2015-10-14T07:19

我不會讓在我床上跟我女兒做愛還不出面的男人當我女婿

By Lucy
at 2015-10-15T17:11

你幾歲了?三十?還是十三阿?

By Lydia
at 2015-10-17T03:02

刪我噓文

By Zenobia
at 2015-10-18T12:53

推五樓

By Jacky
at 2015-10-19T22:44

Durx?

By Lydia
at 2015-10-21T08:35

尊重很難嗎

By Lydia
at 2015-10-22T18:26

媽媽是想說幹嘛用我的雞掰

By Edith
at 2015-10-24T04:17

慘了閃光要變單親家庭了

By Yedda
at 2015-10-25T14:08

5樓推

By Yedda
at 2015-10-26T23:59

媽媽：我等孫子等很久了

By Heather
at 2015-10-28T09:50

不要戴不就好了傻傻der

By Hazel
at 2015-10-29T19:41

30歲了～需要解釋什麼！還是媽媽想抱孫子啦

By Lily
at 2015-10-31T05:32

推給女友!?

By Caroline
at 2015-11-01T15:24

閃光媽相撲勒萬

By Margaret
at 2015-11-03T01:15

相抱孫子才約談阿

By Susan
at 2015-11-04T11:06

想告訴你以後記得留一些未拆的給他們

By Liam
at 2015-11-05T20:57

五樓講的真的不錯

By Adele
at 2015-11-07T06:48

說是你爸留下來的

By Noah
at 2015-11-08T16:39

X我不是用durx的…

By Ivy
at 2015-11-10T02:30

30歲還這麼沒禮貌在父母房間打砲是不會去開房間喔
知道自己床被別人用來打砲超噁的好嗎?

By Oscar
at 2015-11-11T12:21

閃光媽：我的孫子呢!?

By Kumar
at 2015-11-12T22:12

200是暗示聘金200萬,快去提親吧！

By Callum
at 2015-11-14T08:03

五樓專業

By Donna
at 2015-11-15T17:54

五樓GJ

By Jessica
at 2015-11-17T03:45

修幹啦安娜～

By Puput
at 2015-11-18T13:37

5樓太專業XDDD

By Hardy
at 2015-11-19T23:28

五樓XD

By Franklin
at 2015-11-21T09:19

留下來，好嗎？

By Joe
at 2015-03-28T08:44

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