你老爸在創造你的時候 - 成人話題討論

By Isla
at 2015-06-13T17:24

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最近大家都在玩"神在創造你的時候"，跟風一下，

以下請開電腦按空白鍵觀賞，手機請用整頁模式。

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你爸在創造你的時候，

爸
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先加了兩根手指，

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│ ║═│
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│ ║ │
│╭─┬┴╮
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│ │╰── │
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╰─╨─╯　　　　│
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　│　　　　　 │ 　　加藤鷹の金手指
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再加了些許口水，

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　喀～呸！
潤滑一下！
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爸
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最後把精液全都射進去了！

啊啊啊！
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　身寸惹兒！
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然後你就出生了，用電腦上PTT看廢文。

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你在創造你小孩的時候，

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先加了一坨潤滑液，

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　┌─┤　　　　　　　　　　　│
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　│　│ Ｋ。Ｙ　　　　　　　│
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再加了一顆跳蛋，

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│ │　　　(抖動)
((│ │))
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│ │　　　　　　(抖動)
├───┤
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│╭──╮
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│
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最後把老二拔出來，

把精液都射到女友臉上與胸口上。

啊啊啊！
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　身寸惹兒！
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　然後你上西斯板驗孕，但女友還是把小孩生出來了。

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你在創造你第二小孩的時候，

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隔壁老王加了很多.........

靠！
屁啦！
不可能！
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<囧> 王
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西斯點：

有時候在外面看到情侶檔，不會覺得閃，

反而心裡會一直想，

這女生昨晚一定吃過她男友的雞雞，

厚！看看這嘴巴，他媽的昨晚一定吃過，

厚厚厚！

覺得自己還蠻變態的。

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All Comments

By Kristin
at 2015-06-18T02:35

大叔XDDD 你這變態

By Lily
at 2015-06-22T11:46

神在創造大叔的時候加了很多變態XD

By Isla
at 2015-06-26T20:58

haha

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-01T06:09

有笑有推

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-05T15:20

變態

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-10T00:31

ㄏㄏ推

By Kristin
at 2015-07-14T09:42

XDDDD

By Ula
at 2015-07-18T18:54

哩金變態

By Oscar
at 2015-07-23T04:05

這邊會報嗎

By Kama
at 2015-07-27T13:16

變態XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2015-07-31T22:27

哩金變態

By Charlie
at 2015-08-05T07:38

大叔壞了50收

By Zanna
at 2015-08-09T16:50

厚厚厚~~~

By Zanna
at 2015-08-14T02:01

有笑給推

By George
at 2015-08-18T11:12

加了點綠光

By Poppy
at 2015-08-22T20:23

齁齁你看看這個大叔昨晚一定有叫他女友吃他XX

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-27T05:34

推XD XD 變態大叔

By Tom
at 2015-08-31T14:46

大叔w

By Kyle
at 2015-09-04T23:57

大叔我愛你

By Ula
at 2015-09-09T09:08

幹神經病

By Emma
at 2015-09-13T18:19

齁齁齁

By Ethan
at 2015-09-18T03:30

WTF....

By Olga
at 2015-09-22T12:42

推

By Erin
at 2015-09-26T21:53

By Ida
at 2015-10-01T07:04

...

By Brianna
at 2015-10-05T16:15

三小XDD

By Emily
at 2015-10-10T01:26

幹好猛

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-14T10:38

這三小XD

By Eden
at 2015-10-18T19:49

XDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2015-10-23T05:00

那上帝在製造Z大的時候加了什麼

By Madame
at 2015-10-27T14:11

我到底看了三洨XDD

By Ivy
at 2015-10-31T23:22

先推再看

By Leila
at 2015-11-05T08:34

推

By John
at 2015-11-09T17:45

靠腰......應該多補一個第二個小孩是全身綠色

By Annie
at 2015-11-14T02:56

辛苦了

By Cara
at 2015-11-18T12:07

綠綠

By Liam
at 2015-11-22T21:18

哈哈哈哈

By Sarah
at 2015-11-27T06:30

XD靠杯喔

By Audriana
at 2015-12-01T15:41

哈哈哈從第一個小孩就開始綠綠的

By George
at 2015-12-06T00:52

神在創造大叔的時候加了很多變態XD

By Delia
at 2015-12-10T10:03

阿阿身寸惹

By Zora
at 2015-12-14T19:14

這個大叔絕對加了很多的變態

By Quanna
at 2015-12-19T04:26

你肯定多了很多變態 69桶吧

By Isla
at 2015-12-23T13:37

中肯

By Linda
at 2015-12-27T22:48

西斯點太好笑了XDD

By Oliver
at 2016-01-01T07:59

By Valerie
at 2016-01-05T17:10

哩金變態不過我喜歡 >////<

By Caroline
at 2016-01-10T02:22

大叔絕對加了很多變態啊～

By Kama
at 2016-01-14T11:33

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2016-01-18T20:44

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2016-01-23T05:55

厚厚厚

By Agnes
at 2016-01-27T15:06

哈哈，好好笑

By Queena
at 2016-02-01T00:18

差不多我也是這樣子想小居居又插惹

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-05T09:29

看到你的文第一件事情就是要開電腦版按空白鍵!!XDDD

By Belly
at 2016-02-09T18:40

大叔崩壞了

By Kama
at 2016-02-14T03:51

結尾金變態

By Olivia
at 2016-02-18T13:02

By Faithe
at 2016-02-22T22:14

未看先推

By Elvira
at 2016-02-27T07:25

哈哈

By Zanna
at 2016-03-02T16:36

大叔必推>/////////////////////////////<

By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-07T01:47

中肯推！

By Enid
at 2016-03-11T10:58

未看先

By Catherine
at 2016-03-15T20:10

By Isla
at 2016-03-20T05:21

By Kelly
at 2016-03-24T14:32

嘻嘻偷噓<>€ 結尾很壞哈哈哈哈

By Liam
at 2016-03-28T23:43

XDDDD...

By Odelette
at 2016-04-02T08:54

笑惹

By Harry
at 2016-04-06T18:06

好廢我推哈哈

By Hedy
at 2016-04-11T03:17

百推內

By Donna
at 2016-04-15T12:28

大叔金胎勾

By Andrew
at 2016-04-19T21:39

ㄧ人ㄧ推救廢文

By Lauren
at 2016-04-24T06:50

推XDDDDD

By Freda
at 2016-04-28T16:02

By Freda
at 2016-05-03T01:13

我覺得西斯點比較好笑XDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-05-07T10:24

廢到笑XDD

By Olive
at 2016-05-11T19:35

推

By Jacky
at 2016-05-16T04:46

有笑有推

By Agnes
at 2016-05-20T13:58

讚XDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2016-05-24T23:09

這篇會爆，先卡位

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-29T08:20

你確定他不是吃隔壁老王的雞雞嗎?

By Sarah
at 2016-06-02T17:31

推推推

By Faithe
at 2016-06-07T02:42

最後的西斯最好笑..

By James
at 2016-06-11T11:54

專業變態給推

By Elvira
at 2016-06-15T21:05

卡

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-20T06:16

幹吃雞雞XD

By Jessica
at 2016-06-24T15:27

幹這西斯點XD

By Dorothy
at 2016-06-29T00:38

XDD

By Olga
at 2016-07-03T09:50

By Rosalind
at 2016-07-07T19:01

哩金變態

By George
at 2016-07-12T04:12

哈哈 XD

By Freda
at 2016-07-16T13:23

你好煩喔XD

By Caroline
at 2016-07-20T22:34

By Andrew
at 2016-07-25T07:46

XDDDD

By Isabella
at 2016-07-29T16:57

快推啊～

By Rae
at 2016-08-03T02:08

推推~

By Vanessa
at 2016-08-07T11:19

推推

By Zenobia
at 2016-08-11T20:30

推啊...

By Kama
at 2016-08-16T05:42

廢到笑

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-20T14:53

哈哈哈哈超級好笑超級廢

By Quanna
at 2016-08-25T00:04

朝聖XDDDD

By Yedda
at 2016-08-29T09:15

XDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-09-02T18:26

哈哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2016-09-07T03:38

哈哈哈哈哈綠

By Eartha
at 2016-09-11T12:49

潮宅老爸怎麼還沒爆

By Megan
at 2016-09-15T22:00

推!!

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-20T07:11

老王

By Zanna
at 2016-09-24T16:22

XDDDD

By Yedda
at 2016-09-29T01:34

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By George
at 2016-10-03T10:45

怎麼能不爆

By Kyle
at 2016-10-07T19:56

推XDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-10-12T05:07

z大臉那麼純潔思想有夠邪惡

By Emily
at 2016-10-16T14:18

夠廢有推

By Lauren
at 2016-10-20T23:30

推～

By Caroline
at 2016-10-25T08:41

XDD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-29T17:52

推

By Joseph
at 2016-11-03T03:03

大叔先推

By Anonymous
at 2016-11-07T12:14

推啦

By Joseph
at 2016-11-11T21:26

超廢超好笑哈哈哈

By Ursula
at 2016-11-16T06:37

厚厚

By Connor
at 2016-11-20T15:48

你這什麼奇怪的幻想拉

By Anthony
at 2016-11-25T00:59

笑歪，這什麼廢文XDDD

By Margaret
at 2016-11-29T10:10

推

By Regina
at 2016-12-03T19:22

推

By Yuri
at 2016-12-08T04:33

靠西斯點LOL我也會

By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-12T13:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-12-16T22:55

推

By Quanna
at 2016-12-21T08:06

XDD

By Ethan
at 2016-12-25T17:18

老王 THE END 怎麼有點綠啦XDDD

By Tom
at 2016-12-30T02:29

這好好ㄒㄧㄠˋ

By Olivia
at 2017-01-03T11:40

哩金變態

By Olivia
at 2017-01-07T20:51

XDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2017-01-12T06:02

By Agnes
at 2017-01-16T15:14

超～白癡的。

By Elvira
at 2017-01-21T00:25

看不懂圖哭哭

By Gilbert
at 2017-01-25T09:36

推大叔。XDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-29T18:47

WWWWWWWWW

By Charlie
at 2017-02-03T03:58

喀～呸嘻嘻

By Daph Bay
at 2017-02-07T13:10

XD~ 靠北喔~ 以後看到情侶害我都會有邪惡想法

By Leila
at 2017-02-11T22:21

金變態

By Yuri
at 2017-02-16T07:32

大叔你壞了

你老爸在創造你的時候 - 成人話題討論

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