你是不是早洩阿?? - 成人話題討論

Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-01-26T00:55

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前晚夜深人靜，默默的滑著手機時，

突然聽到迷之音"阿阿阿阿"，約莫...兩秒鐘，

由於時間太過短暫，讓我不禁疑惑是不是自己幻聽，

是最近迷片看多了嗎?

在我疑惑之時，

"阿阿阿阿"又來了兩秒鐘...

幹...這蝦小?

難道是隔壁的A片也懂跳針?不過也不至於看A片音量放這麼大吧...

然後...又來了兩秒鐘，

不過這次有對話了，所以我確信這不是A片，

隱約只聽到女生說"你為什麼都要動一下停一下拉"

恩...感覺有點憤怒又有點哀怨，

男生說啥倒是聽不清楚...

然後又來了兩秒鐘，我已經覺得這節奏很好笑了...

忍不住湊上窗戶旁聽聽，

女生的憤怒此刻爆發，

"你為什麼要這樣?你是不是早洩阿!!??"

登愣!!!!

沒有男人可以忍受另一半做到一半時對你說這樣的話吧!?

我心裡想著"上吧!給她看看男人的尊嚴!!!"

果然不負所望，迷之音又開始惹!

"阿阿阿阿阿..."

持續五秒後結束 =.=a

"............................."

這沉默真不知代表什麼，





好想過去給他拍拍，然後跟他說接下來的交給我吧。


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推 galyuu: 寶貝棒棒啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD09/03 11:25
推 hiimlive: 二樓帥哥09/03 11:25
→ hiimlive: 三樓正妹09/03 11:26
→ galyuu: 噓2樓09/03 11:26
→ hiimlive: 五樓被四叉貓中出09/03 11:26
→ hiimlive: 幹09/03 11:26

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All Comments

Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-01-26T02:01
寶貝棒棒啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-01-26T03:07
二樓帥哥
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-26T04:13
三樓正妹
五樓被四叉貓中出
幹
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-01-26T05:18
噓2樓
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-26T06:24
聽到真的會喪失自信QQ
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-01-26T07:30
等等就會有人上來發廢文啦
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-01-26T08:36
笑了
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-01-26T09:41
五樓啊啊
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-01-26T10:47
啊啊啊啊啊
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-26T11:53
覽較中了ㄧ箭
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-26T12:59
啊啊啊啊啊
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-01-26T14:04
有去隔壁伸出援…嗎？
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-26T15:10
替五樓默哀
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-01-26T16:16
請鄰居以火力掩護我
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-01-26T17:22
你就喊：啊啊啊～怎麼還那麼硬啦！好想射哦^_^
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-01-26T18:27
你故意笑超大聲就好啦...嘲諷100分
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-01-26T19:33
五樓自作自受,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-01-26T20:39
幹嘛說我自作自受 早洩已經很可憐咧啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-01-26T21:45
大喊:豬哥亮找謝金燕
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-01-26T22:50
「閃開，讓我來！！」　於是原PO大喊。
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-01-26T23:56
我早洩你都知道
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-01-27T01:02
西斯寶貝棒棒
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-01-27T02:08
RRRR
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-01-27T03:13
＞＜
George avatar
By George
at 2015-01-27T04:19
嗆我嗆夠了嗎
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-01-27T05:25
樓上鄰居
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-01-27T06:31
我以前也是個冒險者 直到那天我早洩之後……
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-01-27T07:36
哈哈哈，這鄰居好猛
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-27T08:42
遇到早洩的女生超慘的欸真的
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-01-27T09:48
應該已分手無誤
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-01-27T10:54
真是個壞鄰居
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-01-27T11:59
只是敏感一點麻…
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-01-27T13:05
那男生做之前一定沒噴WD40，失敗
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-27T14:11
應該是第一次不習慣吧
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-01-27T15:17
這樣算一個晚上五次嗎?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-01-27T16:22
有點遺憾，不過太好笑了。
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-01-27T17:28
原PO應該要去敲門，大喊 PLAY ONE！
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-01-27T18:34
難道我男友早洩還要你在這邊幫他宣傳嗎?
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-01-27T19:40
哈哈哈 雖然很過分但是很好笑
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-27T20:45
樓上換男友吧xddd
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-01-27T21:51
樓上上
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-01-27T22:57
笑到GG抽筋
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-01-28T00:03
好可憐
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-01-28T01:08
XDDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-01-28T02:14
笑我笑夠了沒
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-28T03:20
乾，好笑不過淒涼
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-01-28T04:26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-01-28T05:31
XDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-01-28T06:37
動ㄧ下停一下XDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-01-28T07:43
隔壁的有找謝金燕
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-01-28T08:49
目前的困擾是太久出不來 好羨慕
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-01-28T09:54
通常只有雞才會插一下叫一下 假掰式亂叫 不如不叫
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-01-28T11:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-01-28T12:06
你看那裡有早洩男唷~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-01-28T13:12
樓上偷唱小雞逼逼
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-01-28T14:17
推五樓自婊成功!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-01-28T15:23
這真的腰瘦慘的哈哈
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-01-28T16:29
請從隔壁門縫下塞張治療早洩醫生的名片
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-01-28T17:35
還好右手從來不講話
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-01-28T18:40
早洩之悲歌
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-01-28T19:46
這是早洩你知道的
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-28T20:52
我完全懂....我常常一進去就出來了orz
John avatar
By John
at 2015-01-28T21:58
XDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-01-28T23:03
沉默是今晚的康橋
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-01-29T00:09
啊啊啊啊啊
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-01-29T01:15
你是不是找謝先生ㄚ？
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-29T02:21
好吧笑惹
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-01-29T03:26
覺得慘
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-01-29T04:32
去泌尿科找謝先生
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-01-29T05:38
這種事最好不要亂嗆，最近不是有人這樣被殺嗎，很可怕耶

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