你所投過最無恥的直球? - 成人話題討論

By Edith
at 2015-11-04T12:03
at 2015-11-04T12:03
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各位30CM、E奶大哥哥大姐姐
大哥哥大姐姐..
GAN我一直想到那些很辛苦賣餅乾的朋友
好啦,言歸正傳
小弟我有個溫拿朋友
常常跟魯蛇小弟分享他在哪認識了哪些學妹、學姐
學妹的學姐、學姊的學妹、學妹的正妹朋友、學姊的正妹朋友...
你現在是不是跟我一樣
看「學」這個字,已經一點都不像「學」了呢?
和她們一對一出去念書、吃飯、看電影甚至視訊之類的
可是有天大溫拿語重心長對小魯蛇說
溫拿:「欸..你知道跟那些妹子最難突破的關卡是什麼嗎?」
小魯我:「痾.. 是離開列隊等待中嗎?」
溫拿不發一語的搖了搖頭
小魯我:「那是把自己從夢中叫醒嗎?」
溫拿嘆了一口氣說
「我覺得最難的點,就是要怎麼開口把兩人的互動,帶到18禁的領域」
我連忙拿出筆來將這句話寫下來
寫在剛剛老師上課提到
『期末考題:如何將電子顯微鏡照片拍好拍滿』的旁邊
小弟怕老師期末考突然考這題
趕緊上來問一下板上的大大們
有沒有人能經驗分享一下
「要投出怎樣的直球,才能將友達以上的異性關係
提升到膝蓋以上肚臍以下的十八禁好球帶呢?」
在兩人從未聊過跟性有關的話題前提下
小補一下西斯點
小弟唯一解過類似的題型是在
好久好久以前
大概是上輩子吧
有個女生跟小弟說過她們宿舍裡有一間浴室
特別大間,裡面有還有浴缸
然後小弟就問她「那我可以跟妳一起進去泡嗎?」
而那便成了我跟她的最後一句對話
--
大哥哥大姐姐..
GAN我一直想到那些很辛苦賣餅乾的朋友
好啦,言歸正傳
小弟我有個溫拿朋友
常常跟魯蛇小弟分享他在哪認識了哪些學妹、學姐
學妹的學姐、學姊的學妹、學妹的正妹朋友、學姊的正妹朋友...
你現在是不是跟我一樣
看「學」這個字,已經一點都不像「學」了呢?
和她們一對一出去念書、吃飯、看電影甚至視訊之類的
可是有天大溫拿語重心長對小魯蛇說
溫拿:「欸..你知道跟那些妹子最難突破的關卡是什麼嗎?」
小魯我:「痾.. 是離開列隊等待中嗎?」
溫拿不發一語的搖了搖頭
小魯我:「那是把自己從夢中叫醒嗎?」
溫拿嘆了一口氣說
「我覺得最難的點,就是要怎麼開口把兩人的互動,帶到18禁的領域」
我連忙拿出筆來將這句話寫下來
寫在剛剛老師上課提到
『期末考題:如何將電子顯微鏡照片拍好拍滿』的旁邊
小弟怕老師期末考突然考這題
趕緊上來問一下板上的大大們
有沒有人能經驗分享一下
「要投出怎樣的直球,才能將友達以上的異性關係
提升到膝蓋以上肚臍以下的十八禁好球帶呢?」
在兩人從未聊過跟性有關的話題前提下
小補一下西斯點
小弟唯一解過類似的題型是在
好久好久以前
大概是上輩子吧
有個女生跟小弟說過她們宿舍裡有一間浴室
特別大間,裡面有還有浴缸
然後小弟就問她「那我可以跟妳一起進去泡嗎?」
而那便成了我跟她的最後一句對話
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