你不可不知的約砲典範 - 成人話題討論

By Regina
at 2014-08-04T23:32

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各位魯蛇大家好

小妹弟人稱億載金城武

性經驗對象兩個都幹到翻掉哭著喊哥哥我還要

這輩子就是個浪子女人就像鄭愁予達達的馬蹄聲

不是歸人是過客

在這個茫茫七夕你是否孤單寂寞覺得冷

來介紹你好藥

讓你成為人見人愛新一代的開山怪

姊姊妹妹圍著你要你今晚來一砲

首先打開你的約砲神器自己google不要問

都幾十歲的人了還問東問西不害臊嗎

最好是中國產品如wefuck微.幹激情公寓等

找這種自己留自己line的最欠幹

二話不說褲子脫了加他line爽一下

http://imgur.com/EYlac8F.png

http://imgur.com/BjZfnGD.jpg

http://imgur.com/HE0TNCc.jpg

小名一定要霸氣但又不能太淫蕩人家會覺得你膚淺

像哥就叫夢遺落在草原上

充滿詩意同時結合感性與性感

就像在草原上漫出來那樣

是一個野砲的暗示內行人的堅持

http://imgur.com/OXmksIF.png

人怕出名豬怕肥

這種不怕出名的一定正點奶大屁股翹

看哥各種巧妙搭訕妙語如花

完全把妹子耍得昏頭轉向下面都濕了

騷成這樣一直叫我去幹他陪睡

就算是縱橫情場如我也不小心身寸惹兒~

http://imgur.com/cVVCB8U.png

要到照片就可以拿去goooogle套圖奶照大放送

又可以再尻...我是說插我那兩個性伴侶

http://imgur.com/1tOajTh.png

http://imgur.com/xHA0zMj.png

http://imgur.com/4pEkp04.jpg

身為一個專業約砲客當然要清楚四周地形地物

幹人前不忘用上時尚最潮的gooooogle map街景

妹子很飢渴的幹完就會餓所以一定會約在便利商店附近

周圍的警察局也要注意一下等等用的到

http://imgur.com/4BuemJY.png

http://imgur.com/Cvj1M8f.png

打電話給妹子

聲音幹他媽的比AV還要嗲

還沒幹到就要先調情到他升天免費0204根本爽

哥在這不小心又射在左ㄕ...我是說射在左邊婊子的臉上

阿斯

http://imgur.com/DbxnuOi.png

可惜他只會說你要約嗎你要約嗎你要約嗎你先買點數卡

我操你妹的比馬19還要跳針

其他話講太多有北京腔瞬間軟屌

有的時候還能釣到學姐

原來整個學校都這麼淫亂

學姐可以一起來阿我搞完不給錢就不算嫖了

http://imgur.com/daUR1B8.png

http://imgur.com/SKcoRoN.png

http://imgur.com/N6gorPb.png

幹網路上找不到感應紙的圖

只好隨便拿一張mycard的頂著用

你馬的我改圖超辛苦 50改成5000 日期改成今天

結果一眼就被識破早知道就不要改了

肥宅照片就先處理掉不要傷到大家的眼睛

我也很想放上本人城伍般的俊俏臉龐

http://imgur.com/ct8q7e9.png

http://imgur.com/piGbFyE.png

接下來就是大叔傳情時間

其實從頭到尾跟你放浪的都是大叔

如果你有肛肛癖好可以繼續哈拉下去

沒有的話就能找下一位囉

http://imgur.com/FfbSyIu.png

大叔打來有幾種應對方式

1 四維派出所你好請問你要找哪位?

2 裝死聽不懂fade out

3 我喜歡你的聲線我要你!!!!!!!(轉椅子)

4 咩修感謀?

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這些都是新手等級的約砲

高等的又是另外一個故事了....(煙)

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Erin
at 2014-08-07T14:01

你時間很多XDD

By Dorothy
at 2014-08-10T04:30

詐騙集團殺手XD

By Irma
at 2014-08-12T18:59

沒看內文...怎麼會有盧映融的照片啊？

By Mary
at 2014-08-15T09:28

不錯啦...自娛娛人

By Freda
at 2014-08-17T23:57

J3small

By Franklin
at 2014-08-20T14:26

XDDDDD 有點強

By Quanna
at 2014-08-23T04:55

哈哈哈哈哈

By Dora
at 2014-08-25T19:24

你幹嘛惹她生氣要是我 5000我花

By Yedda
at 2014-08-28T09:53

哈

By Hazel
at 2014-08-31T00:21

高手

By William
at 2014-09-02T14:50

高手XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2014-09-05T05:19

被識破應該是因為圖片背景全黑的關係XD

By Dora
at 2014-09-07T19:48

你好壞喔

By Elvira
at 2014-09-10T10:17

話說韃韃的馬蹄聲是鄭愁予朱自清是背影我認真了哈~

By Daniel
at 2014-09-13T00:46

叮咚叮咚查水表

By Kama
at 2014-09-15T15:15

太厲害了XDD

By Liam
at 2014-09-18T05:44

太猛了!! 這篇可以救很多人!!! 推你的愛心與善心!!!

By Mason
at 2014-09-20T20:13

XDDD幹我以為你是北七宅男結果把他們耍的團團轉
一堆加LINE妹都詐騙的超凡

By Donna
at 2014-09-23T10:42

會主動留line的不是詐騙就是賣咖啡的這大家都知道的事情惹

By Kelly
at 2014-09-26T01:10

XDDDDD

By Emma
at 2014-09-28T15:39

孤封你為約砲王!!

By Tom
at 2014-10-01T06:08

By Sarah
at 2014-10-03T20:37

我上次也識破一個叫我買mycard三千的嗆說要殺我全家後
來報警察局地址跟分局號碼說是我家不知道他有沒有傻到打
過去第一句就說要殺人

By Wallis
at 2014-10-06T11:06

By Lauren
at 2014-10-09T01:35

推救了一堆精蟲衝腦的宅宅！如果看了還跳進去那真的沒
救了

By Kyle
at 2014-10-11T16:04

太神啦XD

By Elizabeth
at 2014-10-14T06:33

哈哈哈哈這種屄透可超多的

By Hedy
at 2014-10-16T21:02

XDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2014-10-19T11:31

哈哈哈屄透克看到真的很想殺去耶學長帥喔

By Megan
at 2014-10-22T01:59

XDDDD

By Iris
at 2014-10-24T16:28

救救自個人~~~呀

By Eartha
at 2014-10-27T06:57

太強了哈哈

By Jake
at 2014-10-29T21:26

By Frederica
at 2014-11-01T11:55

約砲詐騙都是點卡點卡點卡超級煩

By Agnes
at 2014-11-04T02:24

有笑有推。

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-11-06T16:53

幹昨天才被騙9000

By Audriana
at 2014-11-09T07:22

勸世文

By James
at 2014-11-11T21:51

樓上真假...

By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-14T12:20

被騙9000的要不要分享一下辛酸史QAQ

By Bethany
at 2014-11-17T02:48

差不多的手法，只是換湯不換藥

By Hedwig
at 2014-11-19T17:17

露臉照都是假的或是茶. that's all

By John
at 2014-11-22T07:46

哈哈哈哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2014-11-24T22:15

這個真的是很好的教材…呵呵

By Kama
at 2014-11-27T12:44

XDDDD 大夥進攻囉

By Kelly
at 2014-11-30T03:13

果然只會約炮你知道達達的馬蹄是鄭愁予嗎

By Cara
at 2014-12-02T17:42

笑惹XDDDD

By Quanna
at 2014-12-05T08:11

太強了

By Valerie
at 2014-12-07T22:40

XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2014-12-10T13:09

有後續了嗎XD

By Rae
at 2014-12-13T03:37

上個月被騙1500...

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-15T18:06

威哥

By Mia
at 2014-12-18T08:35

台南人推！別富姦

By Lucy
at 2014-12-20T23:04

幹太好笑了哈哈哈，快把台南的貼上來XDDD

By Lydia
at 2014-12-23T13:33

好猛..

By Caroline
at 2014-12-26T04:02

怎麼還有人被騙錢，一定不是鄉民

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-28T18:31

幹好精彩XD

By Anthony
at 2014-12-31T09:00

為什麼到台南就變悟空了，在諷刺吱吱嗎？ XDDD

By Belly
at 2015-01-02T23:29

想到以前的爆爆王點卡買帳號XD

By Cara
at 2015-01-05T13:58

原PO好糟糕請你暫時不要跟我縮話

By Belly
at 2015-01-08T04:26

欸beetalk那個我跟她聊過哈哈

By Ivy
at 2015-01-10T18:55

求後續

By Enid
at 2015-01-13T09:24

他老闆叫徵信社找你耶，你會被查水表嗎？

By Jack
at 2015-01-15T23:53

阿不就好可怕~最好詐騙集團會花錢去找人啦

By Poppy
at 2015-01-18T14:22

XDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2015-01-21T04:51

要不要先寫個不自殺聲明

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-23T19:20

朱自清達達的馬蹄? 寫之前也不查一下

By Kama
at 2015-01-26T09:49

推怎麼好像認識這個人hahahahahahaha

By Rebecca
at 2015-01-29T00:18

真有趣的文哈哈

By Rachel
at 2015-01-31T14:47

半夜笑到肚子痛XD

By Tom
at 2015-02-03T05:15

XDDDDD 上次男女版才有一個阿宅衝腦被騙嚇得半死該給他
看看這篇XDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-02-05T19:44

噗疵

By Sandy
at 2015-02-08T10:13

靠夭咧～銀和街就在我家旁邊巷子,害我衝動了一下

By Sarah
at 2015-02-11T00:42

幹你去全家買的點卡是統一超商當然會被識破XDDD

By Ula
at 2015-02-13T15:11

超好笑

By Ida
at 2015-02-16T05:40

幹阿興你時間好多= =

By Yuri
at 2015-02-18T20:09

XDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2015-02-21T10:38

推好笑

By Iris
at 2015-02-24T01:07

達達的馬蹄很重要嗎= =

By Caitlin
at 2015-02-26T15:36

安安原po出來玩啊我住小大湳

By Belly
at 2015-03-01T06:04

那些妹好奇怪都會住在自己家的區域

By Zora
at 2015-03-03T20:33

還有人會被騙，真是不簡單

By Zenobia
at 2015-03-06T11:02

敢跟大叔調情.. 你贏了

By Caitlin
at 2015-03-09T01:31

淫了

By Kristin
at 2015-03-11T16:00

從頭笑到腳。

By Genevieve
at 2015-03-14T06:29

太有才了

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-03-16T20:58

有點強

By Jacky
at 2015-03-19T11:27

看到自稱夢遺女生還想找話題聊就知有鬼了

By Mason
at 2015-03-22T01:56

笑到不行~~~推

By Eartha
at 2015-03-24T16:25

果然是約炮王！！！

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-27T06:53

朕封你為西斯約砲護國將軍!!!

By Frederic
at 2015-03-29T21:22

神XDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-04-01T11:51

長知識給推！

By Valerie
at 2015-04-04T02:20

夢遺悟空XDD 下次要換什麼哈哈

By Valerie
at 2015-04-06T16:49

哈哈哈，高手

By Poppy
at 2015-04-09T07:18

太神啦XDDDDDD

By John
at 2015-04-11T21:47

這跟本詐騙集團手法大集合!

By Dinah
at 2015-04-14T12:16

笑到快死

By Catherine
at 2015-04-17T02:45

推～～

By Joe
at 2015-04-19T17:14

哈哈

By Frederica
at 2015-04-22T07:42

用點腦想想，人家賺皮肉錢的，為什麼要點數卡?
點數卡能買包包嗎? 多想一想就不會被騙了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-24T22:11

銀和街全家的點數卡應該賣得很好

By Liam
at 2015-04-27T12:40

太厲害了，拯救千萬人

By Oliver
at 2015-04-30T03:09

好啦雖然這是常識不過我還是笑了

By Hardy
at 2015-05-02T17:38

"有沒有素質" 幹，分明大陸用語...

By Quanna
at 2015-05-05T08:07

好笑給推~~讚啦

By Mia
at 2015-05-07T22:36

我笑到肚子痛= =

By Victoria
at 2015-05-10T13:05

By Andy
at 2015-05-13T03:34

By Candice
at 2015-05-15T18:03

我覺得你改得很好XDD 比我好多了XD

By Doris
at 2015-05-18T08:31

你超閒XD

By Agatha
at 2015-05-20T23:00

有沒有素質XDD

By Zora
at 2015-05-23T13:29

反詐騙集團!

By Ida
at 2015-05-26T03:58

XDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-05-28T18:27

超好笑

By Leila
at 2015-05-31T08:56

又夢遺又悟空的 XDD

By Xanthe
at 2015-06-02T23:25

噢幹我家附近害我興奮一下

By Kelly
at 2015-06-05T13:54

笑翻XDDD

By Carol
at 2015-06-08T04:23

不要富奸啊

By Oscar
at 2015-06-10T18:52

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-06-13T09:20

下集勒！！！！

By Bennie
at 2015-06-15T23:49

詐騙集團說好的100個披薩12點送來也沒有QQ

By Edwina
at 2015-06-18T14:18

做功德不錯

By Audriana
at 2015-06-21T04:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2015-06-23T19:16

XDDDD

By Enid
at 2015-06-26T09:45

死不肯先說住哪的八成都有問題

By Olga
at 2015-06-29T00:14

永康人推XDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-01T14:43

幹.你超神XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-04T05:12

不錯還好我現在沒精蟲衝腦

By Heather
at 2015-07-06T19:41

謝謝某大大救我依命鄉民的話要聽

By Zanna
at 2015-07-09T10:09

騙的都那幾招大家不要被騙了

By Lydia
at 2015-07-12T00:38

你好煩喔 XDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2015-07-14T15:07

我也被騙過雖然說到點數卡就有警覺到

By Hardy
at 2015-07-17T05:36

但年紀還小被他們的大絕恐嚇給嚇死還是被騙了3000元

By Tracy
at 2015-07-19T20:05

強!! 真強者!!! XDDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-07-22T10:34

後續咧？敲碗~~~~

By Hedy
at 2015-07-25T01:03

這種都嘛安安你好住哪好巧我也是要不要約
大概十幾年前就都這樣玩了= =
戳破他也是最後會惱羞，說找人打你之類的

By Caitlin
at 2015-07-27T15:32

哈哈

By Brianna
at 2015-07-30T06:01

你真的很愛玩。

By Agatha
at 2015-08-01T20:30

真閒

By Agatha
at 2015-08-04T10:58

超好笑

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-07T01:27

我要看續集啦笑道都噴出來了

By Agatha
at 2015-08-09T15:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2015-08-12T06:25

你時間真的多

By Ingrid
at 2015-08-14T20:54

靠北欸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2015-08-17T11:23

嗯啊

By Hedwig
at 2015-08-20T01:52

CARRRY

By Olga
at 2015-08-22T16:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2015-08-25T06:50

用鮑鮑換點卡? 傻啦！多想一秒鐘

By Odelette
at 2015-08-27T21:19

那句沒有素質很像大陸用語

By Frederic
at 2015-08-30T11:47

超好笑

你不可不知的約砲典範 - 成人話題討論

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