何謂臭機掰 - 成人話題討論

By Ida
at 2012-04-18T13:21

Table of Contents

※ 引述《Roddick5566 (騎４吃任務>"<羅56發優文)》之銘言：
: 如題
: 請問一下
: 臭機掰是指挖一挖味道很難聞還有白帶
: 這叫做臭機掰嗎

臭XX是用來罵人的
而且挖一挖之後很臭的是你的手指或者是你的雞雞

其實從女生那邊的味道可以看出一些事情一些端倪

1. 無色無味
這樣是非常健康的狀態女生平常最好多喝水作息正常勤洗內褲
做愛後擁抱完趕快去清洗避免感染
而男友最好也是做愛前將雞雞洗得非常乾淨才能夠幫忙維持女生的健康
如此一來就不再是夢想

2. 一點點酸味 http://ppt.cc/VYqg
在盥洗後這味道就不會出現應該是在內褲悶一天與尿尿沾染到結果
不是什麼太大問題

3. 鐵鏽味 http://ppt.cc/z!qV
有一股類似鐵軌或者是鏽鐵的味道如同EVA碇真嗣說的"插入栓總有一股血腥味"
這代表著你 .... 闖了紅燈 .... 嘖嘖
無論是生理期容易感染或者活塞運動將經血回推還是生理期內射
都對女生不是很好抵抗力稍弱的女生就會中招了能不要這樣就不要這樣吧

4. 巧克力味 http://ppt.cc/A--c
拔出來的雞雞上面有巧克力還帶著巧克力味
這代表著你 .... 闖了後門 .... 嘖嘖
下次要記得可以先浣腸然後手指戴著保險套將潤滑液慢慢送入屁屁
按摩+幫助潤滑+讓女生適應順便再清理一些巧克力
做完這些動作之後會更愉快也不會弄髒床鋪 Perfect

5. 消毒水味 http://ppt.cc/G8@H
男生的精液多少都像是消毒水的味道
如果連中出都還沒有就聞到了這個味道請注意自己是不是戴著綠色的帽子
若是綠得發亮請順道去醫院檢查一下以免"這鮑魚....有毒!!!....."

6. 魷魚味 http://ppt.cc/!n8i
如果出現這種味道請帶女友去醫院醫生在病歷表上標註"味腥"之後
會開一些栓塞藥劑幫忙清理一下陰道中的細菌味道越重代表陰道越不健康
嚴重的甚至將褲子脫下就會讓周遭的人傻眼 http://ppt.cc/xIoY 驚人的魷魚味

臭機掰一詞是拿來罵人用的非常不禮貌
但其實從味道上可以判斷生理狀況
女生的健康不單單只是女生自己的事情而已
男生也要負起責任並且照顧身邊的另一半

試想如果女友身體不舒服要停機一個月受苦的是誰??
還是多多照顧女友吧~~~

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All Comments

By Anonymous
at 2012-04-18T16:22

借當板標

By Callum
at 2012-04-18T19:24

我是板主要跟隨本板流行

By Ula
at 2012-04-18T22:25

板標耶~~酷斃了

By Kama
at 2012-04-19T01:27

最速上板標??當之無愧的霸主啊..

By Dinah
at 2012-04-19T04:28

快推

By Tom
at 2012-04-19T07:29

要爆

By Zenobia
at 2012-04-19T10:31

臭豆腐的味道呢？

By Eden
at 2012-04-19T13:32

落紅一直在等Z大發言終於盼到了

By Lydia
at 2012-04-19T16:34

機掰一哥您好！ XD

By Ursula
at 2012-04-19T19:35

真˙機掰

By Susan
at 2012-04-19T22:37

伸圖此風不可長

By Hazel
at 2012-04-20T01:38

XD這個好

By Agnes
at 2012-04-20T04:39

Z大怎麼知道板主很快？？

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-04-20T07:41

版主standby很久了

By Yedda
at 2012-04-20T10:42

超˙機掰

By Enid
at 2012-04-20T13:44

靠北~

By Linda
at 2012-04-20T16:45

發文附圖清流

By Rachel
at 2012-04-20T19:46

好久沒給推了

By Hedda
at 2012-04-20T22:48

有圖有推

By Steve
at 2012-04-21T01:49

好久沒看到zoeforce！朝聖！！

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-04-21T04:51

真‧機掰界的霸主降臨~~~

By Jack
at 2012-04-21T07:52

有圖有推

By Kelly
at 2012-04-21T10:54

看到一樓和Z大回應就笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Steve
at 2012-04-21T13:55

這篇好文不推嘛??

By Edith
at 2012-04-21T16:56

才想說好熟悉的文風原來是Z大阿XDD

By Hamiltion
at 2012-04-21T19:58

XDD

By Gilbert
at 2012-04-21T22:59

有圖給推

By Sandy
at 2012-04-22T02:01

超機掰,幹得好

By Oliver
at 2012-04-22T05:02

By Hazel
at 2012-04-22T08:03

果然購機掰...

By Freda
at 2012-04-22T11:05

超機掰

By Aaliyah
at 2012-04-22T14:06

XDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2012-04-22T17:08

只能推機掰了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2012-04-22T20:09

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2012-04-22T23:11

推!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-04-23T02:12

好久不見了

By Lauren
at 2012-04-23T05:13

啊啊啊！是誰把花枝放出來的

By Frederica
at 2012-04-23T08:15

朝聖推~

By Mason
at 2012-04-23T11:16

喔喔是Z大

By Sandy
at 2012-04-23T14:18

機掰界的霸主～～～～～超機掰～～～無誤

By Rae
at 2012-04-23T17:19

啊啊啊！是誰把花枝放出來的

By Oliver
at 2012-04-23T20:20

機掰

By Suhail Hany
at 2012-04-23T23:22

如果用雞掰來形容一個人的專業那非Z大莫屬

By Rachel
at 2012-04-24T02:23

哈魷魚好大隻

By Victoria
at 2012-04-24T05:25

靠腰看到檸檬就整個流口水了

By Eartha
at 2012-04-24T08:26

機掰界的霸主!!!

By Rachel
at 2012-04-24T11:28

推

By Jake
at 2012-04-24T14:29

我也要機掰一下~~~

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-04-24T17:30

機掰界的霸主!

By Rae
at 2012-04-24T20:32

z掰哥您好!!!!!

By Ophelia
at 2012-04-24T23:33

機掰啊!!!

By Belly
at 2012-04-25T02:35

z掰哥

By Ursula
at 2012-04-25T05:36

看到第三項就推了

By Cara
at 2012-04-25T08:37

果真機掰

By Blanche
at 2012-04-25T11:39

臭機掰的相反是好機掰，但好像也是罵人的

By Faithe
at 2012-04-25T14:40

太猛了XD

By Ula
at 2012-04-25T17:42

真.機掰無雙

By Andy
at 2012-04-25T20:43

頂級的機掰稱為金雞掰，奇怪，好像也是罵人的...

By Michael
at 2012-04-25T23:45

相反不是香雞掰嗎香吉士表示：

By Joe
at 2012-04-26T02:46

http://ppt.cc/hK4a 只能說您真是太機掰了

By John
at 2012-04-26T05:47

究極掰

By Aaliyah
at 2012-04-26T08:49

機掰阿!!!

By Oscar
at 2012-04-26T11:50

機掰界的霸主!!!!

By Odelette
at 2012-04-26T14:52

參見霸主!!!

By Franklin
at 2012-04-26T17:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2012-04-26T20:54

參見霸主!!!就機掰!!

By Yuri
at 2012-04-26T23:56

好一個機掰!!

By Sarah
at 2012-04-27T02:57

喔喔喔喔喔喔 Z大復出!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Franklin
at 2012-04-27T05:59

機掰分析讚

By Catherine
at 2012-04-27T09:00

參見霸主!!!

By Delia
at 2012-04-27T12:02

機掰界的霸主!!!!

By Delia
at 2012-04-27T15:03

女友身體不舒服不用停機啦,可以這樣http://ppt.cc/fUNZ

By Agnes
at 2012-04-27T18:04

超機掰

By Joseph
at 2012-04-27T21:06

archiuray大他要密碼耶

By Rosalind
at 2012-04-28T00:07

您真機掰!!!(您真內行)

By Poppy
at 2012-04-28T03:09

水喔!推~

By Madame
at 2012-04-28T06:10

朝聖

By Lucy
at 2012-04-28T09:11

真。鍵盤分析專家 zoeforce 出場

By Hamiltion
at 2012-04-28T12:13

ptt

By Donna
at 2012-04-28T15:14

密碼很好猜阿...

By Hedwig
at 2012-04-28T18:16

潮聖推

By Frederic
at 2012-04-28T21:17

版標購構成~成分zoeforce 100%

By Donna
at 2012-04-29T00:19

雞掰霸王

By Jessica
at 2012-04-29T03:20

雞掰界的霸~~主...還是雞掰

By Oliver
at 2012-04-29T06:21

機掰界的霸主!!!!

By Erin
at 2012-04-29T09:23

好機掰啊！一定要推

By Olga
at 2012-04-29T12:24

朝聖推

By Robert
at 2012-04-29T15:26

專業給推

By Bethany
at 2012-04-29T18:27

超~~機掰

By Donna
at 2012-04-29T21:28

朝聖

By Zora
at 2012-04-30T00:30

推XDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2012-04-30T03:31

push

By Elvira
at 2012-04-30T06:33

機掰界的霸主!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Robert
at 2012-04-30T09:34

推~魷魚味....=

By Daph Bay
at 2012-04-30T12:36

最速板標啊

By Regina
at 2012-04-30T15:37

厲害厲害!!

By Quintina
at 2012-04-30T18:38

鍵盤包魚

By Edwina
at 2012-04-30T21:40

以後看到ID就上板標神人zoe!

By Charlotte
at 2012-05-01T00:41

原來是板標製造機分析哥zoe失敬失敬

By Callum
at 2012-05-01T03:43

專業專業

By Necoo
at 2012-05-01T06:44

不推不可！

By Ivy
at 2012-05-01T09:45

CUTE!!!

By Rachel
at 2012-05-01T12:47

By Rae
at 2012-05-01T15:48

朝聖

By Faithe
at 2012-05-01T18:50

原來是Z大

By Puput
at 2012-05-01T21:51

馬的點了魷魚味害我現在好餓....

By Rosalind
at 2012-05-02T00:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2012-05-02T03:54

有部A片就是"知名女優三天沒洗鮑魚你敢舔鮑嗎?"當題材

By Charlotte
at 2012-05-02T06:55

專業推!!

By Genevieve
at 2012-05-02T09:57

朝聖推~

By Andrew
at 2012-05-02T12:58

強者

By Rae
at 2012-05-02T16:00

破百推!!

By Connor
at 2012-05-02T19:01

魷魚XD

By Mary
at 2012-05-02T22:02

五告基掰喔

By Ophelia
at 2012-05-03T01:04

XDDD

By Rae
at 2012-05-03T04:05

( ￣□￣)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~機掰

By Callum
at 2012-05-03T07:07

這太過分了XDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2012-05-03T10:08

金價洗五告機掰

By Catherine
at 2012-05-03T13:10

看到烤魷魚還我餓了機掰

By Anonymous
at 2012-05-03T16:11

你女友知道你在這發好文嗎?

By Joe
at 2012-05-03T19:12

看到一半笑慘了結果被迅速版標金價洗五告激掰

By Ina
at 2012-05-03T22:14

厲害,推推

By James
at 2012-05-04T01:15

版標XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2012-05-04T04:17

機掰界的霸主!!!!! 附的圖是啥小啦~ XDDDD

By Robert
at 2012-05-04T07:18

清流阿清流!!!!好久沒這麼好的文章出現我哭了

By Connor
at 2012-05-04T10:19

有神快拜每次拜讀zoeforce大的文章都會讓我進化

By Ida
at 2012-05-04T13:21

原來是許久不見的Z大啊~~

By Lucy
at 2012-05-04T16:22

XDDDD

By Ida
at 2012-05-04T19:24

我只好把真˙究極˙掰的名號讓賢了...

By Hedy
at 2012-05-04T22:25

機掰王你好

By Thomas
at 2012-05-05T01:27

朝聖。

By Lucy
at 2012-05-05T04:28

好機掰不推嗎^.<

By Leila
at 2012-05-05T07:29

溫馨～

By Jacob
at 2012-05-05T10:31

超雞掰的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2012-05-05T13:32

路過進來拜神m(_ _)m

By Hamiltion
at 2012-05-05T16:34

幫補充 http://ppt.cc/RLe, 章魚味...

By Zenobia
at 2012-05-05T19:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2012-05-05T22:36

幫再補充 http://ppt.cc/z3Dz

By Steve
at 2012-05-06T01:38

您回來啦!!!!!!!

By Xanthe
at 2012-05-06T04:39

朝聖

By Mary
at 2012-05-06T07:41

原來這就是版標阿 (YA!! 喀嚓)

By Delia
at 2012-05-06T10:42

朝聖

By Ingrid
at 2012-05-06T13:44

朝聖

By Quintina
at 2012-05-06T16:45

朝聖

By Jack
at 2012-05-06T19:46

！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

By Edwina
at 2012-05-06T22:48

你女友正在看著你發文

By Bethany
at 2012-05-07T01:49

威

By Hamiltion
at 2012-05-07T04:51

哈哈哈好靠腰

By Andy
at 2012-05-07T07:52

跪地膜拜 Orz Orz Orz Orz Orz

By Quintina
at 2012-05-07T10:53

霸主再臨 XD

By Noah
at 2012-05-07T13:55

機掰界的霸主, 還是機掰

By Tom
at 2012-05-07T16:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2012-05-07T19:58

朝聖

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-05-07T22:59

XDD

By Ina
at 2012-05-08T02:01

最後一張圖好好笑XDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2012-05-08T05:02

朝聖

By Jessica
at 2012-05-08T08:03

推推好笑順便推CD PRO 2 @@

By Iris
at 2012-05-08T11:05

[西斯] 機掰界的霸主 zoeforce!!!

By Oliver
at 2012-05-08T14:06

機掰大你好 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2012-05-08T17:08

XDDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2012-05-08T20:09

幹我看到一半離開我媽突然來看我畫面...

By Ethan
at 2012-05-08T23:10

哈哈超好笑

By Leila
at 2012-05-09T02:12

機掰界的霸主XDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2012-05-09T05:13

Z大乾脆出來選版煮了阿

By Cara
at 2012-05-09T08:15

機掰界的霸主！

By Margaret
at 2012-05-09T11:16

參見霸主

By Ula
at 2012-05-09T14:18

不推不行

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-05-09T17:19

推

By Kama
at 2012-05-09T20:20

Z大還是這麼好笑

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-05-09T23:22

朝聖

By Zanna
at 2012-05-10T02:23

你好機掰

By Daniel
at 2012-05-10T05:25

幹真的很有料

By Mary
at 2012-05-10T08:26

太扯你怎都知道

By Victoria
at 2012-05-10T11:27

By Daniel
at 2012-05-10T14:29

啊啊啊！是誰把花枝放出來的

By Kumar
at 2012-05-10T17:30

考魷魚味讓我想到這篇XD #1FUox8uE

By Mason
at 2012-05-10T20:32

雞掰霸主：「くらえ! 真雞掰一式！鼻聞斷・アワビ‼」

By Zanna
at 2012-05-10T23:33

By Blanche
at 2012-05-11T02:35

捧成這樣有點太誇張了......

By Audriana
at 2012-05-11T05:36

有人見不得人家好?

By Poppy
at 2012-05-11T08:37

紅字是怎樣? 眼紅嗎?

By Oscar
at 2012-05-11T11:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2012-05-11T14:40

不推不行!!

By Vanessa
at 2012-05-11T17:42

總算朝聖到了

By Valerie
at 2012-05-11T20:43

大推~~~XDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2012-05-11T23:44

眼紅了眼紅了

By Edwina
at 2012-05-12T02:46

7. 鹹魚味

By Adele
at 2012-05-12T05:47

圖文並茂

By Connor
at 2012-05-12T08:49

我也來朝聖

By Lauren
at 2012-05-12T11:50

By Iris
at 2012-05-12T14:52

純噓個性臭雞八的人，待會兒補推

By Dorothy
at 2012-05-12T17:53

朝聖推~

By Puput
at 2012-05-12T20:54

不推不行阿

By Sarah
at 2012-05-12T23:56

朝聖YA

By Jack
at 2012-05-13T02:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-05-13T05:59

機掰霸主

By Rosalind
at 2012-05-13T09:00

來朝聖!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2012-05-13T12:01

太基掰了!!!!

By Adele
at 2012-05-13T15:03

朝聖

By Enid
at 2012-05-13T18:04

基本上關於走後門有一點點錯誤

By William
at 2012-05-13T21:06

走後門只要對方有在定期上廁所基本上都不會有太大量米田
然後其實我會建議多用女生的水潤滑

By Agatha
at 2012-05-14T00:07

樓上專業西斯豆>"<

By Edwina
at 2012-05-14T03:09

好文

By Olivia
at 2012-05-14T06:10

讓我們歡迎，機掰界的霸主——zoeforce!!!

By Selena
at 2012-05-14T09:11

朝聖推XD

By Sarah
at 2012-05-14T12:13

朝聖

By Daph Bay
at 2012-05-14T15:14

姬掰霸主XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2012-05-14T18:16

朝聖

By Audriana
at 2012-05-14T21:17

zoeforce連機掰都有研究真是太強了 XDDD

By Liam
at 2012-05-15T00:18

朝聖

By Mia
at 2012-05-15T03:20

By Vanessa
at 2012-05-15T06:21

看到版標特地來朝聖！！！XDDDDDDDDDDD

By John
at 2012-05-15T09:23

成聖板標Z大推

By Steve
at 2012-05-15T12:24

!!!!!!

By Jacob
at 2012-05-15T15:26

從無色無味到巧克力味、消毒水味，明顯是拿來湊數的

By Jessica
at 2012-05-15T18:27

爆

By Dinah
at 2012-05-15T21:28

好機掰不推嗎

By Yedda
at 2012-05-16T00:30

恭喜恭喜可以容許叫你一聲機掰王嗎 xddd

By Agnes
at 2012-05-16T03:31

Perfect

By Rachel
at 2012-05-16T06:33

朝聖!!

By Rae
at 2012-05-16T09:34

Z大啊啊啊啊

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-05-16T12:35

朝聖推XD

By Hazel
at 2012-05-16T15:37

好機....

By Mia
at 2012-05-16T18:38

魷魚圖讓我笑翻了

By Susan
at 2012-05-16T21:40

沒有真魷味的圖??

By Yedda
at 2012-05-17T00:41

朝聖 XDDD

By Kristin
at 2012-05-17T03:43

好讚的文章XD

By Jake
at 2012-05-17T06:44

這篇很屌

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-05-17T09:45

霸主在上請受小弟一拜

By Gary
at 2012-05-17T12:47

哈!好好笑~推一個!!順便朝聖啦!!!

By Linda
at 2012-05-17T15:48

有笑又專業~必推啦!!!

By Harry
at 2012-05-17T18:50

霸主推一個

By Christine
at 2012-05-17T21:51

朝聖！

By Gilbert
at 2012-05-18T00:52

朝聖

By Gary
at 2012-05-18T03:54

參見霸主~XDDD

By Isabella
at 2012-05-18T06:55

朝聖！

By Michael
at 2012-05-18T09:57

朝聖!!

By Linda
at 2012-05-18T12:58

朝聖推!!!

By Hedda
at 2012-05-18T16:00

機掰界的霸主XDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2012-05-18T19:01

推

By Emma
at 2012-05-18T22:02

機掰哥你好！

By Dora
at 2012-05-19T01:04

XDDDDDDDD

By Liam
at 2012-05-19T04:05

朝聖

By Gilbert
at 2012-05-19T07:07

機掰界的霸主XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2012-05-19T10:08

朝聖!!!

By Erin
at 2012-05-19T13:09

機掰霸主你好!

By David
at 2012-05-19T16:11

無聊自以為有梗

By Zanna
at 2012-05-19T19:12

讓他爆!

By Yuri
at 2012-05-19T22:14

機掰界的霸主XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2012-05-20T01:15

爆吧!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-05-20T04:17

金雞掰捏

By David
at 2012-05-20T07:18

朝聖!!!

By Lily
at 2012-05-20T10:19

原po還健在嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2012-05-20T13:21

朝聖~果然是霸主 XDDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2012-05-20T16:22

朝聖

By Poppy
at 2012-05-20T19:24

朝聖

By Ula
at 2012-05-20T22:25

朝聖推

By Jack
at 2012-05-21T01:26

鐵鏽味真是太傳神了專業

By Una
at 2012-05-21T04:28

如同EVA碇真嗣說的"插入栓總有一股血腥味" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Rae
at 2012-05-21T07:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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