人生中最三小的騎人節 - 成人話題討論

By James
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Table of Contents
回到家真的覺得太三小了 不發個廢文真的吞不下這口氣
一年中最浪漫的騎人節竟然遇到這種事
氣到小女子我差點長一根彈出來
好 先前情提要
之前提過的那位在某約炮神器上自稱極品上彎屌的大叔
因為他在嘉義工作不常來北部 所以跟他也就偶爾隨便聊聊而已
結果上禮拜 他突然說騎人節隔天 他剛好要來台北談公事
反正住飯店 問我要不要去找他見識一下
我想說 騎人節好像應該要找個人騎 就答應他了
到了當天 也就是剛剛
晚上跟朋友吃完飯之後就敲了大叔問他地址
再搭捷運的路上 還偷偷幻想了一下上彎屌到底有多厲害
一個人走進飯店搭電梯 走到房間門口的時候其實有點緊張
覺得自己好像已經先濕了QQ
進到房間之後 一切都進行得很自然
上彎大叔長相跟照片上差不多 高高瘦瘦的甚至有點像阿部寬
跟他接吻的時候 被他鬍渣輕輕的摩擦 讓我卵子差點直接爆腦
直接想先幫大叔吃吃 但他問我要不要先去沖個澡比較舒服
原本以為是要我跟他一起洗 讓我又突然害羞了一下
結果他早就已經洗完了
好吧QQ 只好自己趕快沖一沖
沖完出來之後 發現大叔自己已經脫光光躺在床上了
只圍了一條大浴巾 整個又讓我想到羅馬浴場XDD
已經完全受不了的我 直接上床準備開始品嚐傳說中的上彎屌
懷著既期待又怕受傷害的心情 慢慢掀開了大叔胯下的浴巾
……………………………………
這個是………………
上彎是上彎沒錯啦 但到底是出了什麼問題
腦海中瞬間想到過年媽媽燉的雞湯裡面的巴西蘑菇
目測大概長12 但寬大概只有2吧~~~~
然後頭頭的形狀也很詭異
整根看起來就是個沒長好的蘑菇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
大概像這樣
https://i.imgur.com/t3ghyLX.jpg
大叔看我傻在那邊 可能以為我是被它震懾住了
還問我說: 怎麼樣 真的是上彎 沒騙妳吧
………………………………
我只好閉著眼睛 就當作雞湯裡的蘑菇吧
結果 吃不到一分鐘吧
大叔就把我的頭抬起來說: 看不出來妳很會耶 我受不了了
就拿出套子戴上準備開始做
都這樣了 小女子我只好當作日行一善吧
只怪自己卵子衝腦 識人不清
總之 還好大概10分鐘內 這場惡夢就結束了
受不了的是做完之後 大叔一直在那邊叫叫叫
說什麼我真的很厲害 而且裡面好緊
大哥... 真的不是小女子我的問題好嗎
而且你這副德性還怪我太緊 無言到炸= =
三小騎人節 氣到睡不著了啦
我又不是超級瑪莉 到底為什麼上天要給我蘑菇~~~~~~
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一年中最浪漫的騎人節竟然遇到這種事
氣到小女子我差點長一根彈出來
好 先前情提要
之前提過的那位在某約炮神器上自稱極品上彎屌的大叔
因為他在嘉義工作不常來北部 所以跟他也就偶爾隨便聊聊而已
結果上禮拜 他突然說騎人節隔天 他剛好要來台北談公事
反正住飯店 問我要不要去找他見識一下
我想說 騎人節好像應該要找個人騎 就答應他了
到了當天 也就是剛剛
晚上跟朋友吃完飯之後就敲了大叔問他地址
再搭捷運的路上 還偷偷幻想了一下上彎屌到底有多厲害
一個人走進飯店搭電梯 走到房間門口的時候其實有點緊張
覺得自己好像已經先濕了QQ
進到房間之後 一切都進行得很自然
上彎大叔長相跟照片上差不多 高高瘦瘦的甚至有點像阿部寬
跟他接吻的時候 被他鬍渣輕輕的摩擦 讓我卵子差點直接爆腦
直接想先幫大叔吃吃 但他問我要不要先去沖個澡比較舒服
原本以為是要我跟他一起洗 讓我又突然害羞了一下
結果他早就已經洗完了
好吧QQ 只好自己趕快沖一沖
沖完出來之後 發現大叔自己已經脫光光躺在床上了
只圍了一條大浴巾 整個又讓我想到羅馬浴場XDD
已經完全受不了的我 直接上床準備開始品嚐傳說中的上彎屌
懷著既期待又怕受傷害的心情 慢慢掀開了大叔胯下的浴巾
……………………………………
這個是………………
上彎是上彎沒錯啦 但到底是出了什麼問題
腦海中瞬間想到過年媽媽燉的雞湯裡面的巴西蘑菇
目測大概長12 但寬大概只有2吧~~~~
然後頭頭的形狀也很詭異
整根看起來就是個沒長好的蘑菇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
大概像這樣
https://i.imgur.com/t3ghyLX.jpg

大叔看我傻在那邊 可能以為我是被它震懾住了
還問我說: 怎麼樣 真的是上彎 沒騙妳吧
………………………………
我只好閉著眼睛 就當作雞湯裡的蘑菇吧
結果 吃不到一分鐘吧
大叔就把我的頭抬起來說: 看不出來妳很會耶 我受不了了
就拿出套子戴上準備開始做
都這樣了 小女子我只好當作日行一善吧
只怪自己卵子衝腦 識人不清
總之 還好大概10分鐘內 這場惡夢就結束了
受不了的是做完之後 大叔一直在那邊叫叫叫
說什麼我真的很厲害 而且裡面好緊
大哥... 真的不是小女子我的問題好嗎
而且你這副德性還怪我太緊 無言到炸= =
三小騎人節 氣到睡不著了啦
我又不是超級瑪莉 到底為什麼上天要給我蘑菇~~~~~~
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