人生中最三小的騎人節 - 成人話題討論

James avatar
By James
at 2019-02-15T02:04

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回到家真的覺得太三小了 不發個廢文真的吞不下這口氣
一年中最浪漫的騎人節竟然遇到這種事
氣到小女子我差點長一根彈出來

好 先前情提要
之前提過的那位在某約炮神器上自稱極品上彎屌的大叔
因為他在嘉義工作不常來北部 所以跟他也就偶爾隨便聊聊而已
結果上禮拜 他突然說騎人節隔天 他剛好要來台北談公事
反正住飯店 問我要不要去找他見識一下
我想說 騎人節好像應該要找個人騎 就答應他了

到了當天 也就是剛剛
晚上跟朋友吃完飯之後就敲了大叔問他地址
再搭捷運的路上 還偷偷幻想了一下上彎屌到底有多厲害
一個人走進飯店搭電梯 走到房間門口的時候其實有點緊張
覺得自己好像已經先濕了QQ

進到房間之後 一切都進行得很自然
上彎大叔長相跟照片上差不多 高高瘦瘦的甚至有點像阿部寬
跟他接吻的時候 被他鬍渣輕輕的摩擦 讓我卵子差點直接爆腦
直接想先幫大叔吃吃 但他問我要不要先去沖個澡比較舒服
原本以為是要我跟他一起洗 讓我又突然害羞了一下
結果他早就已經洗完了
好吧QQ 只好自己趕快沖一沖

沖完出來之後 發現大叔自己已經脫光光躺在床上了
只圍了一條大浴巾 整個又讓我想到羅馬浴場XDD
已經完全受不了的我 直接上床準備開始品嚐傳說中的上彎屌
懷著既期待又怕受傷害的心情 慢慢掀開了大叔胯下的浴巾

……………………………………

這個是………………
上彎是上彎沒錯啦 但到底是出了什麼問題
腦海中瞬間想到過年媽媽燉的雞湯裡面的巴西蘑菇
目測大概長12 但寬大概只有2吧~~~~
然後頭頭的形狀也很詭異
整根看起來就是個沒長好的蘑菇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
大概像這樣
https://i.imgur.com/t3ghyLX.jpg

大叔看我傻在那邊 可能以為我是被它震懾住了
還問我說: 怎麼樣 真的是上彎 沒騙妳吧
………………………………
我只好閉著眼睛 就當作雞湯裡的蘑菇吧
結果 吃不到一分鐘吧
大叔就把我的頭抬起來說: 看不出來妳很會耶 我受不了了
就拿出套子戴上準備開始做
都這樣了 小女子我只好當作日行一善吧
只怪自己卵子衝腦 識人不清

總之 還好大概10分鐘內 這場惡夢就結束了
受不了的是做完之後 大叔一直在那邊叫叫叫
說什麼我真的很厲害 而且裡面好緊
大哥... 真的不是小女子我的問題好嗎
而且你這副德性還怪我太緊 無言到炸= =

三小騎人節 氣到睡不著了啦
我又不是超級瑪莉 到底為什麼上天要給我蘑菇~~~~~~

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Tags: 成人

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Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-02-17T20:33
圖xddd
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-02-20T15:01
很氣
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-02-23T09:29
羅馬浴場 我只想到那個奴隸在下面吹水做成的免治馬桶
了XDDDDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-02-26T03:57
我很好奇,那些短或小的男生都自我感覺良好嗎._.
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-02-28T22:25
男森484都內建覺得自己屌很大的自信啊
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-03-03T16:53
我現在好餓 看到那個菇菇害我好想喝雞湯喔
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2019-03-06T11:21
你只有變大,如果再舔菊花,你就會噴火了說
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-03-09T05:50
所以說才要先看照片驗貨啊XDD只好寄信了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-03-12T00:18
笑死了哈哈哈哈 幫原po拍拍 遇人不淑啊 害人的情人節!!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-03-14T18:46
幫QQ
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-03-17T13:14
至少長得像阿部寬 幫QQ
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-03-20T07:42
宵夜文!
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-03-23T02:10
拍拍
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-03-25T20:38
我比較好奇的是 角度真的有差嗎
因為和長寬沒什麼關係吧
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-03-28T15:06
阿不寬
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-03-31T09:35
原來真的有女孩兒會想跟這種還沒見面就自吹自擂的男
人約喔==
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-04-03T04:03
通常自信爆棚跟精蟲上腦的要先過濾QQ
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-04-05T22:31
我都先視訊驗貨 給你參考
樓下都請對方直接寄樣本
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-04-08T16:59
要吃我的無敵星星嗎
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-04-11T11:27
雖然不太喜歡看生殖器照片但自從某次踩雷後都還是逼著
自己要先看照片啊哈哈 至少不是短蘑菇 拍拍
William avatar
By William
at 2019-04-14T05:55
燈燈燈 燈燈燈燈燈 登登登 登登登登登~
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-04-17T00:23
無敵星星是奶頭嗎XD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-04-19T18:52
哇哇~~寬度2的說你緊, 你可以好好驕傲一陣子了
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-04-22T13:20
這樣是上勾不是上彎
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-04-25T07:48
月兒彎彎香菇跳啊跳 想要根香蕉來根金針菇
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-04-28T02:16
阿是不會先看過喔
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-04-30T20:44
我覺得應該是衰小不是三小....
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-05-03T15:12
蘑菇XDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-05-06T09:40
偏左不知道有沒有市場
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-05-09T04:08
害我不自覺的把抽屜的尺拿了出來
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-05-11T22:37
量出寬2.5的數字
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-05-14T17:05
不行 我笑到不能自己
John avatar
By John
at 2019-05-17T11:33
這種機會從不屬於我QAQ
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-05-20T06:01
人帥真好,人醜吃草,巴西蘑菇又如何
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-05-23T00:29
好悲慘的經驗
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-05-25T18:57
有圖有推XDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-05-28T13:25
突然想吃菇菇鍋
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2019-05-31T07:54
還不是吃到了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-06-03T02:22
我寄了,樓下呢
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-06-05T20:50
懶得寄啦
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-06-08T15:18
有想過明天要和蘑菇湯的人嗎
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-06-11T09:46
是我就直接走人
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-06-14T04:14
二不寬
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2019-06-16T22:42
super mario~~~~
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-06-19T17:10
幫QQ.所以要先看照片驗貨啊
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-06-22T11:39
可惜我沒有上彎
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-06-25T06:07
越會浮誇的越小 總有女人上當
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-06-28T00:35
這麼細都覺得緊,你是多窄
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-06-30T19:03
某樓自己不是也有約過 還敢說別人喔
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-07-03T13:31
因為妳沒有好好選擇菇類的品種
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-07-06T07:59
我的髮型像役所廣司,可以嗎?
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-07-09T02:27
啊~不寬! 笑推!
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-07-11T20:56
有圖有聯想 幫樓主QQ 遇菇不慎
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2019-07-14T15:24
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-07-17T09:52
上彎路過
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-07-20T04:20
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2019-07-22T22:48
推阿不寬xDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-07-25T17:16
推巴西蘑菇
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-07-28T11:44
天哪XDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-07-31T06:12
沒驗貨就赴約,難怪約砲市場總是有爛咖。
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-08-03T00:41
XDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-08-05T19:09
這個好笑推
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-08-08T13:37
哈哈好好雷哦
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-08-11T08:05
那個圖我想到金針菇XDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-08-14T02:33
還好不是像頭套鹿花菌
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-08-16T21:01
還不快點去找綠蘑菇
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-08-19T15:29
果然是阿,不寬
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-08-22T09:58
幫QQ
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-08-25T04:26
不是應該要先驗貨嗎
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-08-27T22:54
妳很會呦 )挑眉
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-08-30T17:22
幫QQ
William avatar
By William
at 2019-09-02T11:50
蝦味先 小蘑菇 西斯無極限 金針菇該出現了!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-09-05T06:18
有笑有推
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-09-08T00:46
拍拍XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-09-10T19:14
有笑有推 XDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-09-13T13:43
超級瑪利XDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2019-09-16T08:11
寬只有2也太誇張了吧....
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-09-19T02:39
幫QQ
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-09-21T21:07
寫得很有趣 細長屌也有市場的 呵
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-09-24T15:35
我還S型彎勒
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-09-27T10:03
拍拍
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-09-30T04:31
恭喜妳解了吃蘑菇的成就
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-10-02T23:00
細小蘑菇感受到緊,笑死
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-10-05T17:28
阿 不寬 推
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-10-08T11:56
哈哈哈哈哈完全都是畫面
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-10-11T06:24
笑死,幫QQ,下次使用前先看分身照片
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-10-14T00:52
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-10-16T19:20
2cm 套子有這麼小的嗎
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-10-19T13:48
SOP完全沒有達成 這妳要負大責
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-10-22T08:16
超級瑪莉 XDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-10-25T02:45
嚇死人了 等等中午吃過菇菇鍋壓壓驚
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-10-27T21:13
阿部寬很好了!之前遇過女的像半澤直樹……不堪回首
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-10-30T15:41
嚇到吃菇菇
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-11-02T10:09
啊!不寬!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-11-05T04:37
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈巴西蘑菇
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-11-07T23:05
需要長度16、寬度5.5的台灣香菇嗎?(名片遞然後被警察帶走
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-11-10T17:33
寬2....真的不忍直視,套子不會很鬆嗎
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-11-13T12:02
好想看寬2是怎樣...
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2019-11-16T06:30
寬2 好想看看畫面 小學生??
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2019-11-19T00:58
有笑有推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-11-21T19:26
寬2 驚人!!!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2019-11-24T13:54
有笑有推 記得下次驗貨
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-11-27T08:22
靠杯太好笑了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-11-30T02:50
好 五元贏了 XD https://i.imgur.com/aTCLTux.jpg
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-12-02T21:18
笑死哈哈
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-12-05T15:47
被上鉤拳擊倒
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-12-08T10:15
啊!不寬
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-12-11T04:43
不要蘑菇不然你要什麼
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-12-13T23:11
笑死
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-12-16T17:39
明天見..
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-12-19T12:07
可見你多緊 2公分寬都受不了XDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-12-22T06:35
幫QQ XDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-12-25T01:04
真的是阿~~~不寬。
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-12-27T19:32
2cm男子
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-12-30T14:00
寬2這個真的是跌破人類下限了吧
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-01-02T08:28
12/2 杯具
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-01-05T02:56
學一次乖QQ下次記得先驗貨
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-01-07T21:24
被針刺到
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-01-10T15:52
好慘幫QQ
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-01-13T10:20
2mm?
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-01-16T04:49
信箱要爆了.....
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-01-18T23:17
XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-01-21T17:45
登登 等 登登 ~
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-01-24T12:13
真的有寬兩公分的哦,那我快五真的要感謝上帝了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-01-27T06:41
簡單來說 就是太細造成本人覺得很長的錯覺 情人節有蘑菇
吃還嫌 有人逼你嗎
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-01-30T01:09
默默的拿起尺...哈哈,原來2公分,這麼寬啊啊
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-02-01T19:37
選我選我
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-02-04T14:06
又是蝦味先又是巴西蘑菇,要變成美食版了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-02-07T08:34
啊就不寬
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-02-10T03:02
沒人逼你啊……
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-02-12T21:30
真的是阿~不寬啊,沒錯啦
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-02-15T15:58
下次記得先當黃師傅的弟子 量寬
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-02-18T10:26
最近小屌好多喔!!幫QQ
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2020-02-21T04:54
這樣叫我以後怎麼面對火鍋裡的小蘑菇哈哈哈嘔嘔嘔
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-02-23T23:22
加我賴啊
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2020-02-26T17:51
我都覺得自己有30公分寬
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-02-29T12:19
可見妳應該真的很緊,不然這麼細的蘑菇進去通常會嫌女生鬆
(幹自己太細還敢嫌,我都沒臭幹細雞雞了ㄇㄉㄈㄎ
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-03-03T06:47
幫妳跟巴西蘑菇QQ,哈哈哈!UCCU
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-03-06T01:15
就叫你不要玩食物了吧
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-03-08T19:43
寬2cm 沒充血都比這寬
David avatar
By David
at 2020-03-11T14:11
XD
John avatar
By John
at 2020-03-14T08:39
不愛看不確認就是要來發雷文羞辱男的啊 還是乖乖驗再GO吧
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-03-17T03:08
又是蝦味先又是蘑菇 我來錯版了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-03-19T21:36
一下蝦味先一下蘑菇 XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-03-22T16:04
推圖解
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-03-25T10:32
長這樣的屌我還真想看看
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-03-28T05:00
騎人節還踩雷 QQ
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-03-30T23:28
沒驗貨就上 勇氣可嘉
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-04-02T17:56
圖好好笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-04-05T12:24
笑推蘑菇餐...
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-04-08T06:53
寬度太扯了吧XDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-04-11T01:21
被阿就...不寬笑死
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-04-13T19:49
2分蠻細的咧~~~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-04-16T14:17
阿不先討商品外觀照片,拆封說自己被騙...zzz
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-04-19T08:45
太好笑了
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-04-22T03:13
宵夜文 餓了
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-04-24T21:41
來8~ 選我~ 選我
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-04-27T16:10
喝雞湯囉!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-04-30T10:38
連這菇妳都能緊緊夾住,可以也讓我試試嗎?拜偷
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-05-03T05:06
要先看照片 真的很多自我感覺良好的蘑菇
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-05-05T23:34
感謝原po 原來我不是最慘的XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-05-08T18:02
吃菇養生
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-05-11T12:30
12公分臭了嗎...
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-05-14T06:58
笑死XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-05-17T01:26
煮湯囉~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-05-19T19:55
我默默拿尺出來了哈哈哈哈
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-05-22T14:23
失望了吧!? 行前還是要多看多比較吧
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-05-25T08:51
好生動的圖
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-05-28T03:19
2公分...我默默的看了我眼前的那把尺...
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-05-30T21:47
哈哈哈歡迎驗貨唷
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-06-02T16:15
就真的阿不寬啊!她又沒騙你
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-06-05T10:43
幫QQ。寄信給你
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-06-08T05:12
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-06-10T23:40
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-06-13T18:08
好悲慘 菇菇湯
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-06-16T12:36
阿不寬我爆笑
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-06-19T07:04
幹 笑死我
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-06-22T01:32
阿不寬笑死
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-06-24T20:00
好慘=_=
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-06-27T14:28
勇氣
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-06-30T08:57
幹被圖笑死
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-07-03T03:25
吃香菇有益身心健康 XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-07-05T21:53
靠我切成3份還快贏他
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-07-08T16:21
香蕉 路過
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-07-11T10:49
已寄信
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-07-14T05:17
俺有上彎就是屌,大ㄉ小ㄉ都不屌
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-07-16T23:45
笑死
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-07-19T18:14
你也算遇到極端值啦,幫QQ
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-07-22T12:42
羅馬浴場XD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-07-25T07:10
我也需要日行一善
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-07-28T01:38
不爭氣笑了出來
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-07-30T20:06
蘑菇好可愛
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-08-02T14:34
巴西蘑菇錯了嗎?(狂笑)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-08-05T09:02
至少很帥啦
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-08-08T03:30
10分鐘是三小
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-08-10T21:59
笑翻
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-08-13T16:27
超好笑
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-08-16T10:55
真是丟我們上彎族的臉!我要雪恥!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-08-19T05:23
原來上彎屌是約砲神屌
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-08-21T23:51
2太誇張...
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-08-24T18:19
就說是阿‧不寬了幫QQ
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-08-27T12:47
就跟我的蝦味先一樣悽慘
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-08-30T07:16
金針菇?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-09-02T01:44
找我
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-09-04T20:12
笑死我
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-09-07T14:40
總是嫌人一次就不行,難道都沒有round2?
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-10T09:08
讓人生氣的蘑菇XDDDDDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-09-13T03:36
哈哈哈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-09-15T22:04
阿不寬
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-09-18T16:32
結果離開前還給妳來一句:see you tomorrow ,當自己是金針
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2020-09-21T11:01
幫阿不寬QQ
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-09-24T05:29
吃蘑菇 命條+1
John avatar
By John
at 2020-09-26T23:57
好好笑
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-09-29T18:25
XDDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-02T12:53
毒菇……
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-10-05T07:21
阿部寬
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-10-08T01:49
碧姬公主偷吃蘑菇,哈哈哈
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-10-10T20:18
幫QQ
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-10-13T14:46
XDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-10-16T09:14
笑死XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-10-19T03:42
朝聖XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-10-21T22:10
阿 不寬 快笑死我了

情侶聯誼的可能性

Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-02-15T01:43
跟女友感情很好 性愛方面更是好 兩個人很相配 很豐富 也對彼此很滿意 有這樣的基礎 一直想試試更多 在某個機緣下 看到情侶夫妻聯誼 不過看到流氓 跟刺青妹實在加不下去 其實也想過會想嘗試這種的 是否都是這樣的素質 若是這樣也只能放棄了 而且板上也比較少交換聯誼的心得 真的有人有 ...

四季-夏

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By Yedda
at 2019-02-15T00:34
跟他在一起的時候總不用擔心無聊 今天去爬山,明天去看海,總有新鮮事能做 那個暑假總是這樣過的,每天去不同的地方走走,牽著他的手好像多遠都能走到 - 窗簾把炙熱的陽光擋的沒有縫隙能鑽進來 黑暗中都看不清楚他的眼鼻 她用手指梳過他的頭髮,再滑下來撫過額頭 飽滿的額頭像昨天爬上的小丘,下來是壯闊的太平洋 ...

前後兩穴同時的問題?

Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-02-15T00:07
※ 引述《s9221320 (心中最軟的一塊)》之銘言: : 如果有人要一前一後交配同一個女的 : 那如果沒經驗的女的是不是又要經歷一次破處的痛苦呢? : 有人有實戰的經驗嗎? 我有。 兩個男人同時插入女生的陰道以及肛門的3p性行為,以下姑且稱之為三明治性愛 , 我有過兩次三明治性愛的經驗,但是這兩位 ...

sex時彈簧床很吵

Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-02-15T00:05
sex時彈簧床很吵 租屋處房東是提供彈簧床 因此恩愛時會搖晃的聲音 請問各位該怎麼辦呢 謝謝 - ...

壯陽藥使用心得

Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-02-14T23:58
今天騎人節 剛和老婆戰完 小鬼和老婆都已經躺平 看到這篇也來回覆一下 之前夫妻床事問題困擾我已久 在板上發過求助文 感謝各位回覆 後來經過板上NK大大介紹 也買了幾種壯陽藥 試過之後真的滿滿意的 我用過的跟原po差不多 1.超級犀利士(必利勁+犀利士) 2.必利吉 (必利勁+威而鋼) 3.威而鋼 4.犀利 ...