之前沒追到的妹要來我家住，該準備什麼？ - 成人話題討論

By Edith
at 2016-08-30T22:52

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話說，小弟之前透過同事，認識一個妹(也不算妹，76年次了)，

當時，跟那個妹單獨出去過幾次，有次在車上，

褲子都脫了，結果那個妹不給進，之後逐漸淡了，

就只是偶爾看看夜景、壓壓馬路而已，

最近，那個妹失業了，房子租約也剛好到期，昨天跟她聊一聊，

她說不想就這麼逃回家裡，我就說不然來我這住一下，

白天順便幫我看家。

結果對方說：「你說的喔，不要騙我」

哇靠，來真的耶，今天白天，收到她的賴，說她東西都收好了，

坐週三晚上的高鐵來，要我去載她。

請問各位大大，小弟明天已經請好特休了，該去採買些什麼？

我想到的有
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請問還有什麼遺漏的嗎？

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at 2018-03-02T12:30

先去預約海景第一排吧

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at 2018-03-05T09:48

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at 2018-03-11T04:23

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at 2018-03-14T01:40

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房子。

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行房記錄器

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at 2018-03-25T14:51

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at 2018-04-09T01:19

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at 2018-04-11T22:36

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By Vanessa
at 2018-05-05T00:57

中

By Olivia
at 2018-05-07T22:14

合意交媾切結書準備沒？

By Selena
at 2018-05-10T19:32

勿忘翰翔>．^

By Charlie
at 2018-05-13T16:49

錄音錄影

By Annie
at 2018-05-16T14:07

律師費

By Thomas
at 2018-05-19T11:24

本票

By Rachel
at 2018-05-22T08:42

吉吉吉吉 baby baby

By John
at 2018-05-25T06:00

工具人

By Frederic
at 2018-05-28T03:17

本票先準備簽

By Harry
at 2018-05-31T00:35

本票準備

By Delia
at 2018-06-02T21:52

免錢的最貴喔

By Carol
at 2018-06-05T19:10

抬頭看看有沒有一把刀

By Rebecca
at 2018-06-08T16:27

$$$$$$$$$

By Lydia
at 2018-06-11T13:45

喔，對咯！性愛記錄器

By Ethan
at 2018-06-14T11:03

西斯-1

By Elvira
at 2018-06-17T08:20

隱形液晶體顯影眼鏡

By Yedda
at 2018-06-20T05:38

先練好簽名阿

By Thomas
at 2018-06-23T02:55

你老兄還有心情在那邊扯扣繳憑單和對保嘞！要被吉了
都不知道喔？你昨晚睡覺有沒有夢到一個神仙一直在
跳？醒醒啦！你不是金城五，你只有到四而已，妹仔
自己貼來有問題啦

By Elma
at 2018-06-26T00:13

住一天就懷孕信不信

By James
at 2018-06-28T21:30

準備結婚證書

By Hazel
at 2018-07-01T18:48

76現在都快30了準備婚禮比較實際吧

By Yedda
at 2018-07-04T16:06

怕你被吉，找鄉民們公證吧！

By Victoria
at 2018-07-07T13:23

原pi吐嘈很到味

By Ophelia
at 2018-07-10T10:41

你知道她也是相民嗎？

By Jack
at 2018-07-13T07:58

準備那麼多還是不給你進就好笑了

By Freda
at 2018-07-16T05:16

提款卡

By Frederica
at 2018-07-19T02:33

鏡頭準備好最重要

By Daph Bay
at 2018-07-21T23:51

套套

By Kumar
at 2018-07-24T21:08

失業正好需要資金…

By Emma
at 2018-07-27T18:26

放心大膽的催下去，後果不用怕

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-07-30T15:44

過幾天新聞就看的到妳囉不用緊張

By David
at 2018-08-02T13:01

準備凡士林幹嘛？

By Harry
at 2018-08-05T10:19

合意x交同意書

By Elizabeth
at 2018-08-08T07:36

要不要乾脆戒指根見證人也準備一下好了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-08-11T04:54

說實在的，你督不到

By Jessica
at 2018-08-14T02:11

錄音筆

By Joe
at 2018-08-16T23:29

修幹紀錄器，記得開直播，鄉民會幫你做證

By Caitlin
at 2018-08-19T20:47

記得讓他在Line說一些愛你、舒服、喜歡的話，才有證據

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-08-22T18:04

小心家裡錢財盡失....

By Daniel
at 2018-08-25T15:22

準備新聞稿?

By Susan
at 2018-08-28T12:39

請先開玩笑的跟她說：來住我可能擋不住妳的魅力，
看她說什麼。

By Quintina
at 2018-08-31T09:57

準備凡士林根本是甲甲文

By Linda
at 2018-09-03T07:14

希望不要是一直抱卵的喇牙

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-09-06T04:32

至少錄音免得事後被告性侵

By Elizabeth
at 2018-09-09T01:50

先錄影舉手宣誓雙方同意交合

By Megan
at 2018-09-11T23:07

行房記錄器 * 6 每個角度都要有並確認收音清晰

By Joe
at 2018-09-14T20:25

鮑鮑換房房

By Kelly
at 2018-09-17T17:42

他會趁你不在家的時候帶男人在你床上打炮，然後吃喝
住算你的，先幫你QQ

By Isabella
at 2018-09-20T15:00

不用錢的最貴對她對你都一樣

By Emma
at 2018-09-23T12:17

準備證據，到時要在女版回文反擊用的

By Frederic
at 2018-09-26T09:35

錄音筆

By Irma
at 2018-09-29T06:53

明日新聞：誘騙女性同住強灌酒醉性侵，不起訴確認
直接裝針孔偷拍吧，回味反擊剛剛好

By Callum
at 2018-10-02T04:10

刑房繼父氣

By Wallis
at 2018-10-05T01:28

通聯紀錄都要做好免得被告時沒證據

By Kristin
at 2018-10-07T22:45

勿忘女版XDDDD

By Rae
at 2018-10-10T20:03

勿忘女版

By Thomas
at 2018-10-13T17:20

這種的最危險，你小心，因為她沒有很明確說她要

By Caroline
at 2018-10-16T14:38

準備本票上新聞給大家瞧瞧你

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-10-19T11:55

打炮換宿

By Jacob
at 2018-10-22T09:13

現成老爸

By Madame
at 2018-10-25T06:31

律師費

By Edith
at 2018-10-28T03:48

GO PRO要隨時帶頭上

By Irma
at 2018-10-31T01:06

開直播

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-11-02T22:23

紅明顯先驗孕

By Bethany
at 2018-11-05T19:41

爆炸糖是什麼梗？

By Linda
at 2018-11-08T16:58

行房紀錄器

By George
at 2018-11-11T14:16

她來找孩子的爸，你要當爸爸了恭喜

By Enid
at 2018-11-14T11:34

本票
還有門要鎖好不然幹到一半一堆人跑進來就尷尬啦！

By Olive
at 2018-11-17T08:51

搞不好準備當現成的老爸

By Zanna
at 2018-11-20T06:09

推律師

By Quintina
at 2018-11-23T03:26

只有我看不慣那句"76年次了"嗎？是指年次會越來越大的意
思？

By Tracy
at 2018-11-26T00:44

行房記錄器

By Emma
at 2018-11-28T22:01

有確定是女的嗎？萬一褲子脫下跳出來。

By Hedda
at 2018-12-01T19:19

行房紀錄器準備好

By Lydia
at 2018-12-04T16:37

哈哈準備哈哈

By Connor
at 2018-12-07T13:54

推律師

By Joseph
at 2018-12-10T11:12

鋼筆印泥計算機

By Ina
at 2018-12-13T08:29

唧唧唧唧

By Sandy
at 2018-12-16T05:47

第三項是什麼？好吃嗎？

By Joseph
at 2018-12-19T03:04

寄到打統編報公帳

By Valerie
at 2018-12-22T00:22

爽喔

By Oscar
at 2018-12-24T21:40

看到找客戶對保我笑了，金融同業真多

By Agnes
at 2018-12-27T18:57

安排幾個槍擊要犯在衣櫃等待

By Christine
at 2018-12-30T16:15

媽我在這

By Hardy
at 2019-01-02T13:32

灑花(*￣(00)￣)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆

By Jacky
at 2019-01-05T10:50

記得上女版

By Daniel
at 2019-01-08T08:07

一定不給你帶套

By Emily
at 2019-01-11T05:25

凡士林別用啊，用水性的

By Leila
at 2019-01-14T02:42

76不算妹打死一堆人XDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2019-01-17T00:00

行房紀錄器，錄音筆，照相機

By Mason
at 2019-01-19T21:18

卡位先等等新聞見

By Genevieve
at 2019-01-22T18:35

記得回報情形啊

By Jack
at 2019-01-25T15:53

記得要女上

By Faithe
at 2019-01-28T13:10

本票、原子筆、印章、印泥、保險套、律師。以上
！

By Catherine
at 2019-01-31T10:28

本票

By Frederica
at 2019-02-03T07:45

另外叫一個朋友在樓下把風仙人跳時快逃

By Michael
at 2019-02-06T05:03

最好路影保護自己

By Vanessa
at 2019-02-09T02:21

你沒有妹妹

By Emily
at 2019-02-11T23:38

[崩潰] 仙人跳全紀錄分享

By Charlie
at 2019-02-14T20:56

請個律師躲衣櫃幫你拿錄影鏡頭

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-02-17T18:13

這一定被吉

By Andrew
at 2019-02-20T15:31

兩方自願性行房同意書

By Gilbert
at 2019-02-23T12:48

錄影存證，留證據防被告

By Oliver
at 2019-02-26T10:06

小心對方找你當便宜老爸，最好什麼事都別做

By Callum
at 2019-03-01T07:24

行房紀錄器

By Oliver
at 2019-03-04T04:41

本票，存摺，印章，簽名要練好

By Olive
at 2019-03-07T01:59

好一點的月子中心有的都要提前半年甚至更早預定

By Robert
at 2019-03-09T23:16

大拇哥

By Andrew
at 2019-03-12T20:34

喔這不是靠關說進爽單位還上網炫耀的阿財嗎

By Christine
at 2019-03-15T17:51

等著被乾洗吧

By Margaret
at 2019-03-18T15:09

76才棒好ㄇ

By Dorothy
at 2019-03-21T12:27

生前契約

By Susan
at 2019-03-24T09:44

幸福記錄器

By Olga
at 2019-03-27T07:02

開撈囉

By Susan
at 2019-03-30T04:19

還要準備我

By Ula
at 2019-04-02T01:37

尿布奶瓶學步車

By Liam
at 2019-04-04T22:54

之前兩個床伴輪流會來我家住，其實就有點困擾了
雖然打砲很方便，但是沒隱私你會很痛苦
還要顧及對方跟你的生活，三思阿

By Emma
at 2019-04-07T20:12

要錄影存證不然會被吉

By Rae
at 2019-04-10T17:29

這篇推文真的太好笑~~~~

By Mary
at 2019-04-13T14:47

開直播到時鄉民會幫你作證

By Frederica
at 2019-04-16T12:05

一個期待新生命到來的心情

By Regina
at 2019-04-19T09:22

人家叫你簽名你就簽。災抹

By Steve
at 2019-04-22T06:40

76有夠老

By Tom
at 2019-04-25T03:57

準備好當孩子的爸即可

By Elizabeth
at 2019-04-28T01:15

一定剛被內射不久找現成爸恭喜

By Aaliyah
at 2019-04-30T22:32

還自以為賺到真想修幹開房就乾了還包吃包住

By Kyle
at 2019-05-03T19:50

定心丸

By Tracy
at 2019-05-06T17:08

這個我一定吉

By Zora
at 2019-05-09T14:25

包吃包住，還碰不得，哀哉...碰了小心被吉吉復吉吉。

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-05-12T11:43

母豬的料

By Gilbert
at 2019-05-15T09:00

莫忘阿翰

By Queena
at 2019-05-18T06:18

免費乾爹

By Anthony
at 2019-05-21T03:35

我很認真提醒你不敢錄影至少一定要錄音

By Ethan
at 2019-05-24T00:53

準備仙人就能跳了

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-05-26T22:11

小心被跳

By Andrew
at 2019-05-29T19:28

現成老爸

By Joe
at 2019-06-01T16:46

保險單

By Madame
at 2019-06-04T14:03

套

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-06-07T11:21

必備提款卡與本票

By Bethany
at 2019-06-10T08:38

等上新聞

By Eden
at 2019-06-13T05:56

保險套、潤滑劑，這才重要

By Ingrid
at 2019-06-16T03:14

攝影機裝好沒？阿颱風天高鐵有開嗎？

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