中秋連假都在幹什麼? - 成人話題討論

Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-09-25T00:12

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中秋連假三天,連假常常令人洨衝腦,不過邊緣如我只能怒吃烤肉怒打手槍,從週五下班
到剛剛總計尻了24發。

想問一下大家這個中秋連假是否炮好炮滿,還是跟我一樣魯到自己尻三天呢?

對了

這次中秋我無聊到發現,原來老二除了打炮打手槍以外,還可以用來殺柚子啊!沒想到還

的可以捅進去當刀子用,而且用老二殺的柚子吃起來特別香甜呢!



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Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-09-26T13:32
看劇
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-09-28T02:52
跟五樓約會♡
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2018-09-29T16:11

冒險蓋
ok我擔
幹 廢文自刪
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-10-01T05:31
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-10-02T18:51
都在健身房度過
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2018-10-04T08:11
你老婆在你後面
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2018-10-05T21:30
吃牛排,吃港式料理,吃海產。
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-10-07T10:50
purge是糞戲欸
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-10-09T00:10
耍廢WWWWWWW
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-10-10T13:29
1家族聚會兼趕電影進度 2運動兼加班 3在PTT推文閒聊
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2018-10-12T02:49
吃完海產才覺得特別厲害就來不及了啦!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2018-10-13T16:09
1天6發.......哇
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-10-15T05:29
我尻在豬肉片上告吐司給隔壁小女孩吃
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2018-10-16T18:48
她吃完說:叔叔你是不是有加美乃滋
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2018-10-18T08:08
感冒啦乾
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-10-19T21:28
樓樓上可以先預防性雞鴨ㄇ
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-10-21T10:47
看Narcos 在Narcos面前冰火是糞
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-10-23T00:07
幹R20 QQ
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-10-24T13:27
感覺有能量在尖端集結
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-10-26T02:47
恐怖的白色果醬... =_="
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-10-27T16:06
你看今天那碗叉燒飯,是不是很可口呢
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-10-29T05:26
吃肉吃到吐ㄌ
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-10-30T18:46
嘗試高潮
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-11-01T08:05
一天8槍?
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-11-02T21:25
三天都醉生夢死
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-11-04T10:45
健身 睡覺 沒得打砲QQ
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-11-06T00:05
讓我們為中秋連假沒有打砲的朋友默哀三秒
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-11-07T13:24
獻花
David avatar
By David
at 2018-11-09T02:44
真相呢?
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-11-10T16:04
推粉雷
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-11-12T05:23
你明明有局啊 幹嘛不衝
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-11-13T18:43
睡覺啊
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-11-15T08:03
打炮烤肉打炮睡覺打炮烤肉打炮睡覺打炮烤肉打炮睡覺
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2018-11-16T21:23
跟男生烤肉 幹 我好可憐
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-11-18T10:42
我沒有打手槍耶...怎麼辦 我錯過了什麼嗎
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2018-11-20T00:02
上班睡覺上班睡覺上班睡覺上班睡覺
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2018-11-21T13:22
上班
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-11-23T02:41
沒烤肉,約了兩個炮,但總覺得有烤肉好像比較不寂寞
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-11-24T16:01
都在幹砲
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-11-26T05:21
練瑜珈自含
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-11-27T18:41
烤肉跟喝酒
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-11-29T08:00
跟女友吵架沒砲打
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-11-30T21:20
一個人賞月...
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-12-02T10:40
聽隔壁鄰居打炮淫叫......................
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-12-03T23:59
得了腮腺炎腫得跟豬頭一樣看別人烤QQ
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-12-05T13:19
喝酒
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-12-07T02:39
自己來
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2018-12-08T15:59
上班上班上班
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2018-12-10T05:18
被客戶糟蹋
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-12-11T18:38
上大夜班下班睡覺!上班看到別人在烤肉喝酒有夠心
酸的!
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-12-13T07:58
用老二捅柚子那個後勁很強…
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-12-14T21:17
當魯妹
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-12-16T10:37
幹,你還能烤肉,我邊緣人在家沒人約又破病QAQ怒噓
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-12-17T23:57
行,等你約!說好了喔!(*跔`?*)♡
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-12-19T13:17
臉竟然壞掉了,只好再給一個臉(≧▽≦)♡
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2018-12-21T02:36
尻槍
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-12-22T15:56
紅燈 什麼都沒有 沒有 沒有
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-12-24T05:16
平平淡淡的中秋節也很好
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-12-25T18:36
悲哀,你繼續
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2018-12-27T07:55
24發 有尻出血嗎??
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-12-28T21:15
24發?12生肖連輪2次喔
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-12-30T10:35
在想你
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-12-31T23:54
怎麼還出來發(唬爛文)
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-01-02T13:14
四處玩Q.Q
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-01-04T02:34
女友受傷在養病中(腰傷),所以改用跟她訊愛...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-01-05T15:54
上班...然後昨晚打砲惹!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-01-07T05:13
老了,只能%兩次......
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-01-08T18:33
跟男友第二次做就尿道炎
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-01-10T07:53
跟下個月就要出生的兒子say hello
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-01-11T21:12
西斯名人也會豪小
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-01-13T10:32
在上班跟上班
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-14T23:52
訂不到燒烤 只好吃火鍋 今天尚未烤肉之男子
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-01-16T13:12
忍住養蝌蚪....等它長大變呱呱
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-01-18T02:31
麥騙 你會邊緣?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-01-19T15:51
耍廢
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-01-21T05:11
竟然24發, 太扯了, 請受小弟一拜, 佩服佩服
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-01-22T18:30
24發 你多重箭?
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-01-24T07:50
幹嘛呦...看玩命關頭1、2,隔天再看3、4,再隔天看5、6,
結案
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-01-25T21:10
幹我被桶了
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-01-27T10:30
喝掛 沒什麼記憶
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-01-28T23:49
@@!?

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at 2018-09-24T22:02
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