不要讓女伴和gay朋友同桌吃飯 - 成人話題討論

Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-06-28T03:34

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最近發生一件慘劇
請聽小弟娓娓道來


害小弟憂鬱到連文都不想發,西斯版都不想上...


基本上,只是交朋友的話,一向都廣結善緣!
只要不要那種小人會陷害人的朋友我都很歡迎。
儘管他是gay,反正只要他不要喜歡上我,我都可以當好兄弟看待。
就像我和女生也能像好哥們一樣,只要互相沒喜歡上對方就好了!
所以說,誰說.......gay不會有男生朋友哩...


我身邊就有幾個朋友是gay!
當你有個gay朋友其實好處很多的,
很多gay都是妹頭,就是說他會有很多好姊妹(女性)
gay尤其受女生歡迎,然後對他們比較沒有戒心。
大概抱持著,反正他不會去追她們把她們造成困擾這樣!


很多gay也都蠻帥的,又瘋又愛玩!
有party &KTV 或一群朋友大家出去玩,都超熱鬧的!
然後他們都能約一堆妹仔出來。
gay朋友的女性好友很多都神正!!
也或許和我那幾個GAY朋友的職業有關啦。
他們的職業大多都是美髮造型師或者調酒師之類的。
接觸女性的機會很多,尤其是正妹。
但奇怪的是,卻在那麼美好的環境下竟然會變gay(攤手


如果我是在那個環境下工作的話



大概早就被報警送進警察局了吧!





好,這篇不是自介文,也不是歧視文,更不是我變成gay的文





事情是這樣發生的......






有一個星期四的晚上,一群朋友約了一間火鍋店吃飯(花雕雞鍋好好吃!!!
8個人,除了我和另外一個男生性向正常外,還有2個gay和4個女生
大家邊吃邊聊誰誰誰的八卦,誰誰誰的糗事,誰誰誰的媽媽也在玩神魔之塔
我一個女生朋友,當場抽到我笑想很久的"魔鏡皇后"
氣到我當下怒儲60顆加上原本的40幾顆現場神魔20抽
。。。。。。

然後最後都分解掉了換了一千靈魂QQ



大家扯來扯去,後來有兩個男生,穿著西裝打領帶,一臉剛下班的樣子一起進來吃
有個gay朋友就大聲的說


"哇! 那個男的超帥的"

大家順者目光看過去,感覺很高,穩健的短髮還抓了造型
一身黑色西裝一身勁裝,露出漂亮工整的皮帶濃眉大眼的
乍看之下還真有點像吳克群,真的還蠻帥的
隱隱中還真有那麼點 督教授的感覺


看的那個GAY超想督他的阿
一群女生當然也愛看帥哥,就雞哩瓜拉的討論起來
關於怎麼兩個帥哥會一起來吃飯,我覺得,就同事一起吃
當然他們仔細觀察gay一臉失望說。。。

"可惜他不是我的圈圈裡的人。。。"
"看的我都濕了"   。。。。。。= =|||

女生就在那邊起哄叫他去要電話,但是那個朋友就是不敢衝
其中有兩個女生說,
"不然我們兩個過去幫你搭訕他啊"

其他人也覺得,那兩個女生那麼正,一定不會被打槍


也一定可以順利讓那個GAY幫他打槍(?


總而言之大家起鬨來起鬨去誰也沒膽向那個混和吳克群和督教授的帥哥搭訕

聊著聊著越聊越A,有個女生朋友就問他們
當gay真的那麼爽嗎?你就沒吃過女生嗎?

"有啊!之前有被瞎妹倒追過,也吃過啊"

"我高中的時候有交過女朋友啊"

這兩個GAY如此說著


"反正刺激程度絕對是和女生比不上的"
"你看很多A片也都有肛交情節啊!就知道那有多爽了"

大家笑得亂七八糟! "真的"  "對啊" "好像是耶"
的回答不絕於耳
gay看場子那麼HIGH越說越起勁


到底有多爽? 差在哪裡?


他神祕的一笑

"只有男人才懂男人想要的感覺是什麼"


"少在那邊"  "最好啦"  "我男友都說我很厲害啊"


"那是因為你男友沒被我幹過好嘛!如果被我幹過他就和你分手了啦!!"

gay如此的嗆回去

讓我想起數則新聞,大致上在說,女生抓姦意外發現小三是男的
或者結婚20年不知老公是同性戀之類的




-----以下節錄gay朋友說gay有多爽-----


很多女生根本體力很差啊,口交又隨便,作愛也只會躺下張開腿
女上男下的姿勢很多就像發不動的機車一樣
嘎嘎嘎嘎 嘎嘎嘎嘎 嘎嘎嘎嘎 嘎嘎嘎嘎
搖沒兩下就沒力軟掉了!
又常常怪男生前戲不足,很多時候根本就是前戲做到一半
女生自己就說快進來,不然就是自己握者就放進去了
根本愛享受又愛靠杯,超愛嫌的阿!
在上面幹那麼辛苦,根本不知感恩!作愛就千篇一律超無趣的!


因為男生射出來就不好玩了,所以前面的調情就很多!
(抱歉我不太想敘述兩個男人怎麼調情怎麼玩的。。。。請原諒
然後因為知道口交有多爽,都懂得拿捏分寸,怎樣又爽又不會讓對方射出來
口交不止是舔懶覺而已,還有肚子肩膀啊!啊!
尤其是有腹肌的舔起來超有感覺(意義不明?


而且屁股每天在夾大便,緊度絕對不是那些鬆鮑魚可以比的!!
再緊也沒他屁眼緊(? 再度意義不明
有時候對方貼心一點,還會一邊幹一邊捏你奶頭(?
一邊幹一邊打手槍(? 對不起 我敘述到自己都覺得不舒服
你都不知道緊緊夾住對方懶覺傳來的抽插感有多爽
有時候自己打手槍,有時候對方幫他打真的是完全的享受(我不知道。。。
真的是雙重刺激雙重感受啊!!
簡直就是同時享受女生鮑魚的感覺也享受到你懶覺的!!




此時眾人一臉半信半疑,一臉不可置信的樣子
火鍋都快吃不下去了(噁


"下次你們一邊打手槍一邊挖鼻孔就知道有多爽了啦!!還比那爽十倍"


[我沒這麼幹過。。。下次考慮考慮]我語長心重的回答
坐在斜對角和姊妹一起坐的Dora和那群女生笑得不可置否

"你說要考慮跟我們體驗看看嗎?" 那個gay一臉驚奇的像是發現新大陸一樣


[靠杯!!不是好不好!我是說一邊挖鼻孔一邊。。。的部分啦!]

他就像哥倫布以為他發現了印度實際上是發現了美洲一樣失望

不過仍不死心

的再那邊遊說我說,真的啦 好處很多 保證我絕對不會後悔之類的!



我就堅持的說打死我都不會讓別人肛我的!!!


此時喵向Dora,她卻一邊低著頭夾火鍋料,那樣子氣質非凡
突然她眼睛看向我,露出不知道是狡獪還是怎樣的奇怪微笑
笑得我心裡發寒

我趕緊轉移話題,繼續努力吃著另一邊的麻辣火鍋!





分開後大家在店門口各自到別,我開車去的!Dora坐捷運
因為朋友都不知道我和她的關係,所以她也就假裝要去搭捷運
甩開了幾個順路的朋友,走和大家反方向的地方到了附近一間7-11
的店門口的椅子上坐在那邊等我開車繞過去接她!
之後就往她家住處開去
當然免不了打了一砲,結束以後


她靠在我肩頭滑著她的NOTE3,而我在跑跑薑餅人!
一邊看著swrss的文章笑的根白癡一樣。
一旁的Dora好像再認真的看啥,轉過去看
她神速的藏起手機,心虛的笑了出來


"看屁啊!"


[給我看啦!藏什麼!!]

"不要啦"


幾經扭打後,最後以絕招"搔癢"取勝

拿過來一看



靠杯啊!!這不是情趣用品的網站嘛!!

一堆不堪入目的淫穢廣告詞和拙劣的GIF動畫圖

畫面停留在


‵女性穿戴用陽具‵上



[靠杯啊!!!你看這個幹嘛啊!!你想幹嘛啊啊啊]

"沒有啊!他(GAY)說的好像很舒服一樣,想也讓你體驗一下啊"


[靠杯不準!不可以!千萬不要!我認真的!千!萬!不!要!]

我努力的義正嚴詞的反對著!堅定我的立場守護我的貞操

而她各種溫聲柔語嗲聲嗲氣的拜託請求!

當然都被我強烈駁回!!
以為這件事就告一段落了!!


沒想到這記仇的女人,因為我有一次因為看到拳交的A片
然後也想把手伸進去,最後只伸進3隻手指,在裡面努力撐開弄鬆
最後還弄傷她,之後那幾次儘管還有傷,還是沒拒絕和我上床


在兩個多禮拜後的周六,我去找她時

她拿這件事當要脅,說自己多麼犧牲奉獻。。。流血流淚的付出
沒想到換來我無情沒血沒淚的拒絕。。。半推半就下。。



[不對不對不對啊!!我還沒準備好啊!!給我點心理準備啊啊]

[不是這樣的阿 我感覺哪裡怪怪的!不要了啦!!]

[不對啦! 我還是覺得不太好啊啊啊啊]

[啊啊啊拿出來 怪怪的阿!!!]

[那個太長了啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啊啦!!]

[超怪的啦!!我不要了啦啦啦啦]

[我感覺頂到胃了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊噁]

[呃呃呃呃呃˙呃呃呃˙呃呃呃呃˙呃ˊ這感覺不對啊啊啊]

[啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊]

[啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊]

[啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊<3]

[啊.....啊.....啊.......]


QQ


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所以說千萬別讓你的女伴和GAY有交流...緊記僅記...

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All Comments

Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-07-01T05:47
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By Edwina
at 2014-07-04T07:59
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Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-07-07T10:12
看硬了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-07-10T12:24
半夜自白給推
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By Wallis
at 2014-07-13T14:37
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Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-07-16T16:49
慘喔
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-07-19T19:02
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By Adele
at 2014-07-22T21:14
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Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-07-25T23:27
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Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-07-29T01:39
結果你就跟你的女友分手了嗎XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-08-01T03:52
超好笑的啦~哈哈哈哈~屁股一定很痛
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-08-04T06:04
Haha有血有淚 推推
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-08-07T08:16
靠北被肛XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-08-10T10:29
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Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-08-13T12:41
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Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-08-16T14:54
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Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-08-19T17:06
女友也說GAY很好相處,我該注意什麼?
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-08-22T19:19
不對啊!肛肛的心得咧?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-08-25T21:31
到數第七行? ""<3""??
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-08-28T23:44
所以舒服嗎?? XDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-09-01T01:56
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Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-09-04T04:09
好笨版 不轉嗎?
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-09-07T06:21
敘述很容易理解阿 XDDDD 有gay朋友還不錯的說
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-09-10T08:34
哩金變態捏...
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-09-13T10:46
所以,你辦轉職了嗎?雙插頭。。。
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-09-16T12:59
這篇會爆
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-09-19T15:11
這下你可以名正言順了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-09-22T17:23
結果還是被肛了?
James avatar
By James
at 2014-09-25T19:36
XDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-09-28T21:48
XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-10-02T00:01
有笑有推
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-10-05T02:13
其實我一開始以為你是想說女生會被gay把走,哈
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-10-08T04:26
XDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-10-11T06:38
哈哈哈,活該被肛
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-10-14T08:51
哈哈哈~笑死我了~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-10-17T11:03
記得之前有篇被腐女友拿桿麵棍肛的
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-10-20T13:16
XDDDDDD有笑有推 原本超睏 現在都笑醒了!!!!!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-10-23T15:28
我的女友是腐女 一天到晚想__我...
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-10-26T17:41
少KY怪誰....XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-29T19:53
<3亂入了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2014-11-01T22:06
噓你說gay很帥,別再灌輸錯誤觀念了,帥是不會變gay的
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By Delia
at 2014-11-05T00:18
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By Genevieve
at 2014-11-08T02:30
怎麼還沒爆
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By Olive
at 2014-11-11T04:43
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Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-11-14T06:55
幹! 你贏了! 肚子痛 XDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-17T09:08
來吧 單挑!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-20T11:20
太悲劇了 最後是被妹子肛 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-11-23T13:33
所以有沒有爽到?
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-11-26T15:45
原po...似乎踏進了一個更高的領域了(遠目
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-29T17:58
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By Michael
at 2014-12-02T20:10
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By Tom
at 2014-12-05T22:23
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Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-12-09T00:35
那些年,被女友肛的日子
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-12-12T02:48
好慘啊QAQ
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-12-15T05:00
凱文大我表哥是GAY,他身旁的GAY真的也都滿帥的...((還是
我沒見過世面@___________@
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-12-18T07:13
好笑給推 只看標題以為是女友被假裝是gay的人拐走
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-12-21T09:25
這種笨版文體看了就討厭
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-12-24T11:37
所以妳被女友肛很爽?!
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By Poppy
at 2014-12-27T13:50
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Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-12-30T16:02
聽起來好好笑.....!!!!
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By Heather
at 2015-01-02T18:15
靠背好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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By Connor
at 2015-01-05T20:27
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By Hedy
at 2015-01-08T22:40
感覺你很享受,一直阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-01-12T00:52
最後還不是就範了,講那麼多..
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-01-15T03:05
甲文偷渡
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-01-18T05:17
還以為是女的被gay把走了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-01-21T07:30
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Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-01-24T09:42
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Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-01-27T11:55
交友有風險,gay友需謹慎
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-30T14:07
這算是推坑文?
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-02-02T16:20
你心中某個開關被打開了嗎?!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-02-05T18:32
這算陌生開發???
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-02-08T20:44
太歡樂了...XDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-02-11T22:57
幹我現在在大便欸…害我突然便秘
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By Michael
at 2015-02-15T01:09
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Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-02-18T03:22
你敘述的好生活化~ 哈哈
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-21T05:34
超崩潰的給推...拍拍
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-02-24T07:47
誰叫你要亂亂來
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By Frederica
at 2015-02-27T09:59
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Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-03-02T12:12
所以最後那邊啊啊啊是被插到很爽 爽到射了?
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-03-05T14:24
好文推
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By David
at 2015-03-08T16:37
豪恐怖r
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By Gilbert
at 2015-03-11T18:49
哩金變態
James avatar
By James
at 2015-03-14T21:02
Jesspi大 便秘那種感覺 就很像有一根硬硬(棒狀物)在肛你的
感覺 對吧 對吧
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-03-17T23:14
XDDD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-03-21T01:27
還好是被正妹肛
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-03-24T03:39
出櫃文
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-03-27T05:51
靠腰!!!笑慘我了
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-03-30T08:04
幹…我女友早上起床看完這篇文後,一直在說要去買假
屌幹爆我的小菊花TAT
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-04-02T10:16
突然很想找XXXXGAY現身說法
James avatar
By James
at 2015-04-05T12:29
這........地方的老公需要護花使者........
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-04-08T14:41
真好…我超想對我老公試試看的(Q_Q)
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-04-11T16:54
笨蛋……你也可以肛她看看了
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-04-14T19:06
恭喜
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-04-17T21:19
所以大大該不會出櫃了吧.....
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-04-20T23:31
太可怕了。
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-04-24T01:44
恭喜.......
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-04-27T03:56
嫌屁阿 第一次當然痛 你多試幾次真的就很爽了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-04-30T06:09
有龜裂的感覺嗎? 應該說菊裂才對
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-05-03T08:21
XDDDD...還以為是悲劇 結果是鬧劇來著的....
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-05-06T10:34
很多女的很奇怪都跟GAY當朋友覺得很好玩!幹!我們正常人
都馬覺得GAY很危險整天在那邊亂搞
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-05-09T12:46
喔 初體驗的感覺如何阿??? 嗯哼???
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-05-12T14:58
寧願跟賈甲當朋友也不跟正常人交朋友
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-05-15T17:11
[我感覺頂到胃了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊噁] <-- XDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-05-18T19:23
媽的XDD我好久沒有在西斯版大笑了XDD握草!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-05-21T21:36
恭喜破處XDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-05-24T23:48
不要用"變""正常"的字眼.
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-05-28T02:01
出櫃了嗎XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-05-31T04:13
版標的可能(  ̄y▽ ̄)╭
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-06-03T06:26
哈哈哈哈
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-06-06T08:38
結果你有發現新大陸嗎?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-06-09T10:51
低調阿幹 女友是鄉民
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-06-12T13:03
好好笑喔,不推不行
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-06-15T15:16
曾經幫男友按前列腺安到流出來的表示:
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-06-18T17:28
GGininder
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-06-21T19:41
好屌阿XDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-06-24T21:53
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-06-28T00:05
恭喜你跟我們脫離了……
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-07-01T02:18
XDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-07-04T04:30
XDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-07-07T06:43
靠北笑死
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-07-10T08:55
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-07-13T11:08
幹,你沒先涫腸?????
不會噴塞!?(驚恐)
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-07-16T13:20
低調 希望我女友沒看到............
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-07-19T15:33
招換4X喵 XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-22T17:45
笑翻 但低調給噓XDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2015-07-25T19:58
心裡若能接受假陽具肛肛 肉棒有天也能接受了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-07-28T22:10
慘 ,拍拍
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-08-01T00:23
硬是要高調!!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-04T02:35
性向正常
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-08-07T04:48
有笑有推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-08-10T07:00
恭喜破處
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-08-13T09:12
恭喜新成就達成~
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-08-16T11:25
恭喜老爺 恭喜夫人 祝你早生貴子
David avatar
By David
at 2015-08-19T13:37
男人看完表示:「不行,不可以,千萬不要XDDD」
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-08-22T15:50
直接一個通暢哈哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-08-25T18:02
拍拍……
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-08-28T20:15
已經回不去了
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-08-31T22:27
延長線先生你好
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-09-04T00:40
哈哈哈 你該慶幸只是玩具 不然...
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-09-07T02:52
我覺得比較像iphone那個充電座 ----口= []= [| |]
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-09-10T05:05
幹 我屁股突然感覺好痛
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-09-13T07:17
男友看了完全笑不出來 因為我提過這事xD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-09-16T09:30
XDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-09-19T11:42
所以你沒有講,感覺到底爽不爽
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-09-22T13:55
被肛了,菊花殘
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-09-25T16:07
講得有點心動
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-09-28T18:19
我也一直好想買來督我男友
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-10-01T20:32
你有邊被插邊打槍嗎??????????????
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-10-04T22:44
XDDDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-10-08T00:57
肛叫獸,已笑慘
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-10-11T03:09
4X貓表示
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-10-14T05:22
太神拉XDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-10-17T07:34
啊啊啊~~啊啊啊 <3 ??!!愛心!?!?!?!?!
?!?!?
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-10-20T09:47
督男友是我的夢想
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-10-23T11:59
所以...肛肛好...爽嗎?科科
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-10-26T14:12
職場新鮮人終於體會到別人說的上班偷笑多痛苦
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-10-29T16:24
XDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-11-01T18:37
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-11-04T20:49
辛苦了...
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-11-07T23:02
辛苦你了
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-11-11T01:14
噁心
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-14T03:26
XXXXGAY已寄信
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-11-17T05:39
wolan
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-11-20T07:51
我女友一天到晚想拿跳蛋塞我屁眼
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-23T10:04
呃……沒爆了
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-11-26T12:16
督叫獸囉! XDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-11-29T14:29
還以為來到甲版
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-12-02T16:41
XDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-12-05T18:54
好可怕(大笑)XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-12-08T21:06
有笑有推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-12-11T23:19
滿屌的!!被女友肛肛好...
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-12-15T01:31
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-12-18T03:44
你其實很爽吧
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-12-21T05:56
有笑有推
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-12-24T08:09
發現新大陸了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-12-27T10:21
幹Xdddddd 有笑有推
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-30T12:33
哈哈哈哈
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-01-02T14:46
被女人肛...話說回來,幾乎女人都有過這種想法吧>///<
John avatar
By John
at 2016-01-05T16:58
.....................................................
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-01-08T19:11
幹我怎麼可以讓女友跟我一起看這篇文章 她想肛我啊啊啊啊
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-01-11T21:23
笑死我XDDDD 所以很舒服嗎哈哈哈哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-14T23:36
有笑推,好險女友不是鄉民
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-18T01:48
感覺你也享受了XDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-01-21T04:01
有笑有推
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-01-24T06:13
...我背涼涼的
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-01-27T08:26
前女友有好幾次跟我說 憑什麼都是我抓著他屁股衝撞
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-01-30T10:38
他也想一樣 接著對著我屁股前頂好幾下
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-02-02T12:51
我也認一位叫DORA的女孩也常搭MRT...............
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-02-05T15:03
甲由
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-02-08T17:16
好想肛男友啊啊啊
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-02-11T19:28
反詐騙
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-02-14T21:40
恭喜老爺XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-02-17T23:53
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-02-21T02:05
真情流露。
David avatar
By David
at 2016-02-24T04:18
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈那段叫聲超逼真的阿哈哈
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-02-27T06:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-01T08:43
慘了 回不去了 洗好屁眼等著吧
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-03-04T10:55
異性戀同性戀雙性戀都正常。
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-03-07T13:08
靠杯 不要害我們純潔的廣大男性同胞被肛阿
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-03-10T15:20
女友會發一篇 超幹 我男友被我肛以後 回不去變成甲
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-03-13T17:33
肛肛好XDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-03-16T19:45
同樣你可以跟dora 說要玩雙插頭阿
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-19T21:58
XD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-03-23T00:10
所以你們現在就輪流插嗎..
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-03-26T02:23
兄弟…你屌
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-03-29T04:35
補槍一個連結
http://www.aaadream.com/thread-6699-1-1.html
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-04-01T06:47
拍拍
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-04T09:00
Gay不是用"變"的
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-04-07T11:12
啊啊啊啊啊啊阿阿<3
送拉xDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-04-10T13:25
從不要變成不要停了XDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-04-13T15:37
好想肛閃光+1
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-04-16T17:50
被肛給推XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-04-19T20:02
笑瘋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-04-22T22:15
我身邊的gay有身材好又帥的,不過只是看起來...之前
去海泳他還會很三八的賣弄風騷的幫我擦防曬
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-04-26T00:27
她是怎麼說服你的 能分享嗎
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-04-29T02:40
哈哈哈
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-02T04:52
被肛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-05-05T07:05
哈哈哈哈笑死XDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-05-08T09:17
低調 不希望被女朋友看到。。。
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-05-11T11:30
我到底看了三小...
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-05-14T13:42
XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-05-17T15:54
完了我女友她有個好朋友是GAY
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-05-20T18:07
你讓我緊張了一下
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-05-23T20:19
幹XDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-05-26T22:32
所以舒服嘛XDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-05-30T00:44
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-06-02T02:57
所以Dora是哪邊冒出來的?
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-06-05T05:09
這到底是三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-06-08T07:22
活該~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-06-11T09:34
我也想要有這種女友 好可愛!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-06-14T11:47
哈哈哈,快轉笨版
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-06-17T13:59
有血有淚推
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-06-20T16:12
剛剛好XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-06-23T18:24
宇都宮有一片就是肛男優 你可以參考看看
http://ppt.cc/Y6hI XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-06-26T20:37
哈哈哈謝謝分享我要去買給男友用了!!!哈哈哈哈哈笑慘了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-06-29T22:49
想肛男友加一哈哈哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-07-03T01:01
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-07-06T03:14
我也想試試~
James avatar
By James
at 2016-07-09T05:26
哈哈哈心得呢
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-07-12T07:39
好慘XDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-07-15T09:51
我後悔幫我女友註冊PTT還加西斯版了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-07-18T12:04
被開發了XDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-07-21T14:16
拳交是怎樣wwwww你活該被女友桶wwwwww
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-07-24T16:29
越來越想開發男友了...去請教一下腐本和我那群GAY朋友好了
我朋友說菊花那裏也有肌肉.所以會有感覺的.有種安心感
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-07-27T18:41
但是要用潤滑液這點稍嫌麻煩
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-07-30T20:54
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-02T23:06
GAY就是性向不正常?不管單性雙性同性戀性向都正常
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-08-06T01:19
哈哈哈哈哈
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-08-09T03:31
好可怕...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-08-12T05:44
好好笑
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-08-15T07:56
超好笑XDDDDDGAY不是用變的那是?
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-08-18T10:08
所以樓上有機會變Gay
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-08-21T12:21
恭喜naru有機會變GAY~(灑花
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-08-24T14:33
紅明顯 很像是因為從肛門可以碰到攝護腺的點所以也能爽
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-08-27T16:46
靠北 這標點符號...
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-30T18:58
被女友肛 太神啦!!!!!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-09-02T21:11
你最後是很爽的意思嗎?
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-09-05T23:23
寫的不錯
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-09-09T01:36
哈哈
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-09-12T03:48
祝福你和你女友一直這麼幸福恩愛
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-15T06:01
哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-09-18T08:13
XDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-09-21T10:26
XDDDDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-09-24T12:38
你們開心就好...
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-09-27T14:51
雖然有趣 還是麻煩不要用正常不正常這種字眼 感謝
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-09-30T17:03
...
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-10-03T19:15
我想問....有被幹到大便嘛 @@?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-10-06T21:28
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-09T23:40
笑死了 只好給推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-10-13T01:53
原po是好男人
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-10-16T04:05
被開發了..
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-10-19T06:18
說沒歧視又很多gay朋友,但用詞一樣歧視阿性向「正常」?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-10-22T08:30
XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-10-25T10:43
XDDDDDD <3
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-10-28T12:55
被女友肛了XDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-10-31T15:08
買前列腺按摩器你會發現新天堂(可調式巍廷山丘大概也可以
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-11-03T17:20
XDDDDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-11-06T19:33
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-11-09T21:45
恭喜昇華IV
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-11-12T23:58
似乎看到 “<3”
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-11-16T02:10
恭喜你女友開啟S的世界 賀喜原PO開啟M的世界(?)
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-11-19T04:22
我懂....
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-22T06:35
這還蠻慘的...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-11-25T08:47
變gay是怎樣 XD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-11-28T11:00
恭喜恭喜
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-12-01T13:12
甚麼叫"性向正常"?你的用詞顯示你骨子裡根本歧視同
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-12-04T15:25
性戀。同性戀不是這樣讓你拿來消費的。
還有,同性戀不是"變"成的。
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-12-07T17:37
樓上太認真了 為何不輕鬆看這篇文章?
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-12-10T19:50
純噓“性向正常” 你才不正常勒
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-12-13T22:02
來自正常的你
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-12-17T00:15
所以你變正常了?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-12-20T02:27
請改掉歧視用詞
John avatar
By John
at 2016-12-23T04:40
XDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-12-26T06:52
原po要唱菊花臺了嗎???
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-12-29T09:05
我也一直很想肛我男友……下次去買來試看看(笑翻)
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-01-01T11:17
歧視用語也太多,這篇看不到一半就覺得你自以為包容其
其實你也只是把同志當比異性戀還低等的人.可悲
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-01-04T13:29
至於樓上說和不輕鬆看待這篇的,如果你伴侶跟你媽相處
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-01-07T15:42
後也調侃你媽是婊子,下面結了蜘蛛網,連你爸都不想幹.
我就不信你也會說:哈哈,你真是幽默~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-01-10T17:54
恭喜你昇華為GAY
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-01-13T20:07
有笑有推
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-01-16T22:19
我女朋友不知道怎麼看到這篇 也要來肛我了 靠…

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