不小心看到女主管的按摩棒！ - 成人話題討論

Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-05-26T12:59

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昨天幾個同事去女主管家吃飯，她單身未婚，有兩隻貓貓陪她。

我第一個到她家，一進她家，就跟她借個廁所梳洗一下，她沒想太多就跟我說廁所燈的開關在那，我進去之後，發現洗手台旁有一隻黑色的屌狀按摩棒，還蠻大隻的，看起來是清洗乾淨等晾乾的狀態！

其實女主管也跟我同年紀，外型也是我的菜，我看到那根就若無其事的跟她說衛生紙沒了，暗示她趕快進去收拾。

她目前還沒來上班，
之後是要裝沒事還是怎麼做？
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All Comments

William avatar
By William
at 2022-05-27T08:15
沒圖說個G8
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-05-28T03:31
不要再幻想了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-05-28T22:47
番號？？
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2022-05-29T18:03
把你當閨蜜 所以不用收
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-05-30T13:19
主管OS：又遇到一個死甲，偷用我玩具還把衛生紙用光
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-05-31T08:35
揪起來，不過要確定你自己是好用的，不然工作跟性能力
都不行太可悲
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-05-30T22:17
比按摩棒小就裝沒事，以免丟臉丟工作
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-05-31T17:33
你應該在按摩棒夾一張字條，上面寫上你的姓名電話。
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-05-30T22:17
女主管是不是還養了狗與蟑螂
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-05-31T17:33
八樓笑死XD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-05-30T22:17
可以瑟瑟
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-05-31T17:33
看到不拍照？
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-05-30T22:17
冰箱應該有乳瑪琳，484有養狗
George avatar
By George
at 2022-05-31T17:33
大驚小怪…還叫人家補衛生紙是哪招
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-05-30T22:17
說不定那只是桿麵棍，你會不會想太多
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-05-31T17:33
先存檔
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2022-05-30T22:17
五樓的屌借她用..
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-05-31T17:33
問她下班後一起玩嗎？
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-05-30T22:17
幾個同事中可能有她的菜，但是不一定是你XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-05-31T17:33
你飛機杯被看到也沒有不好意思，那相反的應該就一樣
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-05-30T22:17
你的主管在準備領年終了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-05-31T17:33
幻想文喔
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-05-30T22:17
哪一部 ？？？
求番號
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-05-31T17:33
https://i.imgur.com/xrRC0PC.jpg
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2022-05-30T22:17
你去買一隻，用完之後跟她交換心得
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-05-31T17:33
你主管是蔡英文?
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-05-30T22:17
她正在幻想你幹她，你怎麼還不懂
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-05-31T17:33
哪部啦
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-05-30T22:17
哪部
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-05-31T17:33
這都還要教？
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-05-30T22:17
正在當按摩棒
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2022-05-31T17:33
沒來上班就是快篩陽啊。你還不快去肛篩?
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-05-30T22:17
還不拖進來廁所幹 暗示個屁
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-05-31T17:33
下次約她試看看啊！
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2022-05-30T22:17
衝一泊
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-05-31T17:33
懷疑上來討幹的
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-05-30T22:17
按摩棒比你好
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-05-31T17:33
幻想文，想像力就是你的生殖力
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-05-30T22:17
https://i.imgur.com/gu1fnwP.jpg
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2022-05-31T17:33
找到你的女主管了，她剛出門去找你
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-05-30T22:17
還蠻好笑的
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-05-31T17:33
https://i.imgur.com/KpQ3qdK.jpg
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-05-30T22:17
哪部
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-05-31T17:33
玩很大
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2022-05-30T22:17
幻想文？
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-05-31T17:33
樓下ace001
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-05-30T22:17
你是不以為大家會點推？
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-05-31T17:33
密她 約嗎
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2022-05-30T22:17
小心啊 根據電影 女主管會約你趁機迷昏 然後開發你的菊
花
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-05-31T17:33
那隻是拿來進去你裡面的 怕了嗎
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-05-30T22:17
臭直男自以為貼心XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2022-05-31T17:33
飛機杯被看到沒事，按摩棒是不行放著嗎
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-05-30T22:17
遇過類似狀況單親主管gmail一堆按摩棒廣告 但長相實在太醜
假裝沒看到
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2022-05-31T17:33
https://i.imgur.com/v75XnRI.jpg
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-05-30T22:17
請人來家裡廁所沒收？
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-05-31T17:33
男網友的不敢亂碰
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2022-05-30T22:17
那個不是主管拿來自用的，是準備給你用的
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-05-31T17:33
女人不能自魏嗎
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-05-30T22:17
還沒醒?
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-05-31T17:33
你在監察院工作？
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2022-05-30T22:17
如果是真的，就衝了
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-05-31T17:33
乖乖給主管捅缸
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2022-05-30T22:17
告訴我哪裡買？
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-05-31T17:33
https://i.imgur.com/DNUS9ZE.gif
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-05-30T22:17
沒圖說個居八
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2022-05-31T17:33
你是不是舔了那根按摩棒...
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-05-30T22:17
暗示你還在那邊小劇場補衛生紙
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-05-31T17:33
加油好嗎
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-05-30T22:17
幻想文
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2022-05-31T17:33
人家只是沒多想吧，我也常常內衣放在客廳忘記收，客人就
來了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2022-05-30T22:17
幹按摩棒有屎味
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-05-31T17:33
女主管進去處理，順便也處理一下
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-05-30T22:17
cat lady
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2022-05-31T17:33
我差點被室友男朋友看到我的玩具（笑爛
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2022-05-30T22:17
幻想文

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