不小心中出了怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

By Quintina
at 2016-03-06T14:47

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小弟一早跟女友開房間，戴上剛剛買的超薄保險套，興奮的趴在女友身上

辦事時覺得今天買的保險套還真超薄，幹起來超爽，小弟興奮的猛衝刺…

半小時後…

射出來了，趴在女友身上喘氣休息，感受洞裡的溫軟，當抽出來時我就當場傻掉，看這小兄弟上沒任何裝備，女友的小穴流出我的精華，我在床上找了一下，發現套套乾淨的躺在角落的一旁QQ

請問鄉民們怎麼事後補救，事後小藥丸去哪買

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Tags: 保險套

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By Cara
at 2016-03-11T01:13

不用怕用C4可以解決

By Jacob
at 2016-03-15T11:40

有膽爽就要有膽担

By Faithe
at 2016-03-19T22:07

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人是雙胞胎一黑一白呢

By George
at 2016-03-24T08:33

去藥局買阿，找有杏輝招牌的

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-28T19:00

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Jake
at 2016-04-02T05:26

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Linda
at 2016-04-06T15:53

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Olive
at 2016-04-11T02:20

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Kyle
at 2016-04-15T12:46

聘金準備好

By Donna
at 2016-04-19T23:13

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By David
at 2016-04-24T09:40

可以準備買尿布了

By Hedy
at 2016-04-28T20:06

奶粉尿片錢準備好

By Heather
at 2016-05-03T06:33

把套套拿起來戴好裝沒事

By Bethany
at 2016-05-07T17:00

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Hazel
at 2016-05-12T03:26

半分鐘後吧 . . .

By Tom
at 2016-05-16T13:53

付一萬五，叫她簽自願墮胎聲明書

By Andrew
at 2016-05-21T00:19

你之前打手槍都戴保險套？

By Selena
at 2016-05-25T10:46

樓下幫

By Zora
at 2016-05-29T21:13

去藥局找__婷，不過不是每家都會直接賣你，多跑幾家試試

By Robert
at 2016-06-03T07:39

慢走不送

By Thomas
at 2016-06-07T18:06

一看就知道唬爛戴好再破不會整個在旁邊不然就是你的
屌太小

By Mason
at 2016-06-12T04:33

你在第幾層夢啊怎麼這麼嚴重

By Oliver
at 2016-06-16T14:59

你這是變魔術了

By Wallis
at 2016-06-21T01:26

吸出來就好就像古時候中毒時的解毒方法一樣

By Freda
at 2016-06-25T11:52

恭喜你

By Hedy
at 2016-06-29T22:19

是半分鐘吧一篇文想說幾個謊？

By Oliver
at 2016-07-04T08:46

該醒囉

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-08T19:12

我都戴衛生所，完全不怕

By Agnes
at 2016-07-13T05:39

記得擦手

By Delia
at 2016-07-17T16:06

本版無驗孕功能，不會去問你媽喔

By Regina
at 2016-07-22T02:32

暱稱正確

By Kumar
at 2016-07-26T12:59

邁開雄健的步伐。擺動粗壯的懶趴

By Ina
at 2016-07-30T23:26

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Joe
at 2016-08-04T09:52

還發廢文勒去提親啊負責啊~

By Gilbert
at 2016-08-08T20:19

娶了啊

By Jessica
at 2016-08-13T06:45

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Kumar
at 2016-08-17T17:12

去藥局啊

By Enid
at 2016-08-22T03:39

太小

By Connor
at 2016-08-26T14:05

緊張什麼，再做一次！！

By Charlotte
at 2016-08-31T00:32

妳女友搞的因為有客兄中出在前

By Dora
at 2016-09-04T10:59

事後丸，然後多幹幾次別浪費了

By Victoria
at 2016-09-08T21:25

不好意思啊，遲來的祝賀，恭喜當把拔惹~

By Steve
at 2016-09-13T07:52

帶套在做一次會把前面的洨清出來

By Queena
at 2016-09-17T18:19

你第一次帶套喔...最好會乾淨的躺在一旁

By Charlie
at 2016-09-22T04:45

一篇文想說幾個謊XDDDDDDDD笑死

By Quintina
at 2016-09-26T15:12

準備錢，遮羞或提親

By Hedwig
at 2016-10-01T01:38

恭喜老爺

By Emily
at 2016-10-05T12:05

太扯了吧即戴即掉？如果不是太小請賜教！

By Sandy
at 2016-10-09T22:32

看看你的地板，是不是有一堆圖騰在轉？

By Thomas
at 2016-10-14T08:58

你忘記帶指險套?

By Caroline
at 2016-10-18T19:25

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Dinah
at 2016-10-23T05:52

你就去死

By Dora
at 2016-10-27T16:18

趕快把女友交給其他鄉民分散中獎率我先報名

By Sarah
at 2016-11-01T02:45

老爺是個黑娃娃

By Odelette
at 2016-11-05T13:11

藥局啊什麼白痴問題啊

By Caroline
at 2016-11-09T23:38

所以你在戴的時候是怎樣連有沒有戴上都不知道學人家幹什
麼幹

By Queena
at 2016-11-14T10:05

不會戴套就不要打砲

By Adele
at 2016-11-18T20:31

只想爽不想負責

By Annie
at 2016-11-23T06:58

戴個保險套也要假動作？

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-27T17:25

有膽上有膽負責，如果要交女友吃事後藥，要買3顆，你
有種先給我吃兩顆！

By Zanna
at 2016-12-02T03:51

只好再來第二次了！

By Anonymous
at 2016-12-06T14:18

屌小膽更小...買藥吃吧

By Hedy
at 2016-12-11T00:45

讓她生讓她生讓她生讓她生!!

By Delia
at 2016-12-15T11:11

再做一次，記得戴套，就不會有事了

By Brianna
at 2016-12-19T21:38

恭喜

By Odelette
at 2016-12-24T08:04

當爸爸囉

By Agnes
at 2016-12-28T18:31

你媽知道你在這發廢文嗎

By Olivia
at 2017-01-02T04:58

這一定中恭喜

By Zora
at 2017-01-06T15:24

你保險套公司喔打什麼廣告

By Puput
at 2017-01-11T01:51

當爸阿問屁

By Quintina
at 2017-01-15T12:18

鄉民太沒銅鋰鋅了我幫你驗目前有1.2635%會中

By Charlie
at 2017-01-19T22:44

這樣生肖猴雞都有可能耶嘖嘖

By Catherine
at 2017-01-24T09:11

醒醒你女友是你的右手

By Edith
at 2017-01-28T19:38

唱挖凍未叼…

By Valerie
at 2017-02-02T06:04

紅的喜氣

By Kristin
at 2017-02-06T16:31

尻尻也要保險套ㄛ

By Kyle
at 2017-02-11T02:57

Magic

By Quanna
at 2017-02-15T13:24

灌可樂

By Ophelia
at 2017-02-19T23:51

受孕取決於當下愉悅程度恭喜老...

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-24T10:17

有沒有戴套感覺不出來？屌壞了快點砍掉重練好嗎

By Blanche
at 2017-02-28T20:44

R20是你女友？

By Hedda
at 2017-03-05T07:11

再來就是買尿布了

By Doris
at 2017-03-09T17:37

3秒跟我說半分鐘

By Dora
at 2017-03-14T04:04

準備當爸了

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-03-18T14:30

恭喜

By Necoo
at 2017-03-23T00:57

也太小了

By Joseph
at 2017-03-27T11:24

謝謝你為少子化幫了一個忙

By Hedda
at 2017-03-31T21:50

恭喜老爺

By Donna
at 2017-04-05T08:17

恭喜老爺

By Annie
at 2017-04-09T18:44

請改用熱縮套

By Susan
at 2017-04-14T05:10

我就是這樣，七月要當爸了

By Agnes
at 2017-04-18T15:37

恭喜

By Damian
at 2017-04-23T02:04

一定要配溫開水!!!!!!!

By Poppy
at 2017-04-27T12:30

不會用google查？72小時內去藥局買事後丸，懂？

By Belly
at 2017-05-01T22:57

不想當爸就快去買藥發什麼廢文

By Rosalind
at 2017-05-06T09:23

太細了，拍拍

By John
at 2017-05-10T19:50

半小時耶，你比AV男優猛

By Madame
at 2017-05-15T06:17

你解決了國安問題

By Kelly
at 2017-05-19T16:43

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By John
at 2017-05-24T03:10

再中出一次壓壓驚

By Ophelia
at 2017-05-28T13:37

唬爛文，怎可能不知道有沒有戴

By Erin
at 2017-06-02T00:03

拿湯匙挖出來

By Robert
at 2017-06-06T10:30

中出不是指中途拔出嗎？

By Thomas
at 2017-06-10T20:57

廢文一篇

By Oliver
at 2017-06-15T07:23

從直腸拔出嗚嗚

By Daniel
at 2017-06-19T17:50

都別做就不用買了啊

By Jake
at 2017-06-24T04:16

一定是GG太小

By Linda
at 2017-06-28T14:43

沒救了，出人命了

By Faithe
at 2017-07-03T01:10

洞口塞支水鴛鴦點下去就解決了啊

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-07T11:36

掰摟

By Elizabeth
at 2017-07-11T22:03

出人命只能認命順便恭喜一下了

By Kumar
at 2017-07-16T08:30

要當爸了

By Kumar
at 2017-07-20T18:56

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Eartha
at 2017-07-25T05:23

就算有戴套我還是會在體外射！

By Caitlin
at 2017-07-29T15:49

別拍就算三個月還是有三個月的辦法

By Dinah
at 2017-08-03T02:16

恭喜啊

By Charlie
at 2017-08-07T12:43

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Connor
at 2017-08-11T23:09

吸塵器插進去把洨吸出來啊還要我教

By Agnes
at 2017-08-16T09:36

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Yedda
at 2017-08-20T20:03

你覺得我們看起來像避孕器嗎？

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-08-25T06:29

唬爛打開忘了戴是失智嗎? 還故意強調衝刺半個小時

By Eden
at 2017-08-29T16:56

準備錢吧

By Eden
at 2017-09-03T03:23

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-09-07T13:49

有情人終成父母囉

By Elma
at 2017-09-12T00:16

準備本票

By Noah
at 2017-09-16T10:42

你覺得我們看起來像事後避孕藥嗎？

By Vanessa
at 2017-09-20T21:09

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Edith
at 2017-09-25T07:36

會發文不會google

By Blanche
at 2017-09-29T18:02

恭喜夫人賀喜老爺

By Elvira
at 2017-10-04T04:29

http://i.imgur.com/VsvtmXM.jpg

By Jacob
at 2017-10-08T14:56

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Tracy
at 2017-10-13T01:22

直接準備聘金啊

By Yedda
at 2017-10-17T11:49

不想戴說那麼多幹嘛

By Ivy
at 2017-10-21T22:16

可以訂月子中心了

By Kama
at 2017-10-26T08:42

怎麼可能不知道自己有沒有戴啊==廢文…

By Rae
at 2017-10-30T19:09

連帶套都不會？

By Rosalind
at 2017-11-04T05:35

承認太小滑掉吧

By Audriana
at 2017-11-08T16:02

銀杏多吃點

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-11-13T02:29

恭喜

By Zanna
at 2017-11-17T12:55

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Irma
at 2017-11-21T23:22

半小時 ? 你確定不是半分鐘?

By Rebecca
at 2017-11-26T09:49

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By Skylar Davis
at 2017-11-30T20:15

你把你女朋友當什麼？

By Daniel
at 2017-12-05T06:42

西斯版沒有附驗孕與檢驗功能，請洽醫院

By Jessica
at 2017-12-09T17:08

有問題用C4

By Ula
at 2017-12-14T03:35

重點是屌太小才有這個問題吧

By Megan
at 2017-12-18T14:02

敢爽敢承擔，為自己做過的事情應該沒很難吧

By Lauren
at 2017-12-23T00:28

北七逆

By Hedy
at 2017-12-27T10:55

吸乾淨

By Thomas
at 2017-12-31T21:22

看推文就知道那些還是在世的

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-05T07:48

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Lucy
at 2018-01-09T18:15

有個東西叫事後避孕藥幾百塊而已快去買啊！

By Olive
at 2018-01-14T04:42

不想負責？

By Mason
at 2018-01-18T15:08

藥局，不能拖。另外，非常傷女生身體。

By Puput
at 2018-01-23T01:35

恭喜

By Vanessa
at 2018-01-27T12:01

小

By Jack
at 2018-01-31T22:28

別害怕陀螺還在轉

不小心中出了怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

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