上通識課偷算電子學的下場 - 成人話題討論

By David
at 2014-09-22T22:25

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上禮拜上通識課的時候

由於教授有事所以請碩班的助教學姊在課堂上說明修課的注意事項

但那時我完全不在意全心全意地在底下算自己的電子學

下課後助教學姊就很不高興的跟我說

我課堂上都在看自己的書很不尊重她

我自知理虧只好連忙道歉說學姊對不起以後不會了

學姊又說那就罰你到研究室打掃當作處罰

就這樣我跟著學姐到了研究室

到了研究室我幫學姊到完垃圾後

再次跟學姊道歉保證以後不會再犯了

沒想到學姊說學弟道歉露出龜頭是基本常識吧

我聽了傻眼但還是乖乖脫褲子露出龜頭道歉

學姐這時居然一邊彈我的龜頭一邊說

學弟你不乖要彈20下龜頭處罰

學姊彈著彈著我的龜頭不小心就翹起來

學姊又說學弟你很糟糕耶學姊在處罰你

你不乖乖低頭認錯龜頭還翹起來想頂撞學姊嗎

我連忙說沒有是不小心的

但學姊又說這樣不行學弟你要好好教訓一下

接著學姊脫掉她的衣服跟內衣露出兩粒大奶

我嚇到又問學姊妳要幹甚麼

學姊說學弟你實在太壞了學姊要使出絕招教訓你

讓你嚐嚐學姊香乳夾香腸的厲害

說完學姊真的用大奶夾住我肉棒

就這樣我的肉棒被學姊雙乳夾住摩擦

學姊又說學弟你真的很糟糕肉棒越來越硬該不會是想幹人家吧

我連忙否認

但學姊當作沒聽到自己把下半身也脫光張開大腿

說學弟你真的色到無藥可救耶勉強讓你幹啦快點插進來

就這樣我在學姊的研究室跟學姊幹了起來

幹得太激情學姊還主動和我舌吻稱讚我的龜頭很厲害

激烈的幹完一炮之後學姊還不過癮又把我帶回她住處激烈狂幹

就這樣幹道天亮我也虛脫了學姊抱著我跟我說

她被我幹上癮了要我每天都要準時到她小套房裡玩幹幹

要是我遲到她就要把我在研究室幹學姊的事公布在fb

接下來的幾天我每天都到學姊住處

天天都幹得筋疲力盡學姊卻天天大呼過癮

但是我的電子學進度嚴重落後了怎麼辦???

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All Comments

By Lily
at 2014-09-26T19:02

為什麼要特地到研究室上左手

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-09-30T15:39

你一定是連暑修都沒過吧XD

By Enid
at 2014-10-04T12:17

爲什麼放棄治療

By Puput
at 2014-10-08T08:54

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By Anthony
at 2014-10-12T05:31

好無趣的豪洨看看前面幾篇文章加油好嗎？

By Hamiltion
at 2014-10-16T02:08

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at 2014-10-19T22:46

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at 2014-10-23T19:23

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at 2014-10-27T16:00

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at 2014-10-31T12:38

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at 2014-11-04T09:15

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at 2014-11-08T05:52

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at 2014-11-12T02:29

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at 2014-11-15T23:07

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at 2014-11-19T19:44

正常時間實驗室只有一個人真的蠻可憐的...

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at 2014-11-23T16:21

是你

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at 2014-11-27T12:59

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at 2014-12-01T09:36

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at 2014-12-05T06:13

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at 2014-12-09T02:50

是愛幻想的猜哥附身嗎？

By Una
at 2014-12-12T23:28

學姊:吼~~學弟你電子學都都學不會待會下課來我研究室

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at 2014-12-16T20:05

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at 2014-12-20T16:42

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at 2014-12-24T13:20

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at 2014-12-28T09:57

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at 2015-01-01T06:34

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at 2015-01-05T03:11

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at 2015-01-08T23:49

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at 2015-01-12T20:26

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at 2015-01-16T17:03

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at 2015-01-20T13:41

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at 2015-01-24T10:18

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at 2015-01-28T06:55

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at 2015-02-01T03:32

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at 2015-02-05T00:10

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at 2015-02-08T20:47

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at 2015-02-12T17:24

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at 2015-02-16T14:02

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at 2015-02-20T10:39

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at 2015-02-24T07:16

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at 2015-02-28T03:53

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By James
at 2015-03-04T00:31

怒推

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at 2015-03-07T21:08

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By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-11T17:45

右手在安培定理是不會用左手寫膩!

By Cara
at 2015-03-15T14:23

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at 2015-03-19T11:00

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at 2015-03-23T07:37

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at 2015-03-27T04:14

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By Lydia
at 2015-03-31T00:52

該睡了

By Valerie
at 2015-04-03T21:29

有種既視感,原PO重修幾次電子學了?

By Kama
at 2015-04-07T18:06

又是你

By Thomas
at 2015-04-11T14:43

等你好久了

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at 2015-04-15T11:21

是史密斯!

By George
at 2015-04-19T07:58

幹我從大一到現在已經碩畢出社會了你還在電子學?

By Audriana
at 2015-04-23T04:35

....

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at 2015-04-27T01:13

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By Agatha
at 2015-04-30T21:50

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at 2015-05-04T18:27

我到底看了什麼

By Quintina
at 2015-05-08T15:04

...

By Regina
at 2015-05-12T11:42

電子學之神

By Emma
at 2015-05-16T08:19

你超愛通識課學姊要結婚沒啦

By Lauren
at 2015-05-20T04:56

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By Adele
at 2015-05-24T01:34

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at 2015-05-27T22:11

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at 2015-05-31T18:48

朝聖阿~~~~~~

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at 2015-06-04T15:25

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at 2015-06-08T12:03

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By Sarah
at 2015-06-12T08:40

電子56 有神快拜！！！

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at 2015-06-16T05:17

(#‵)3′)▂▃▄▅"叭~叭~叭~*(#‵)3′)▂▃▄▅"坑~

By David
at 2015-06-20T01:55

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By Queena
at 2015-06-23T22:32

電子學

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-27T19:09

哪間電子學這麼難畢業！

By Ethan
at 2015-07-01T15:46

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By Ingrid
at 2015-07-05T12:24

下輩子別再念電子學了 XD

By Puput
at 2015-07-09T09:01

電子學推

By Christine
at 2015-07-13T05:38

幹豪洨

By Dinah
at 2015-07-17T02:16

強

By Queena
at 2015-07-20T22:53

電子學4ni?

By Caroline
at 2015-07-24T19:30

強勢回歸,推

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at 2015-07-28T16:07

...........................

By Selena
at 2015-08-01T12:45

你電子學幾修了？

By Leila
at 2015-08-05T09:22

電子學回來啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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at 2015-08-09T05:59

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By Mason
at 2015-08-13T02:37

By Edwina
at 2015-08-16T23:14

哥推的不是文是電子學阿

By Steve
at 2015-08-20T19:51

好書值得一讀再讀

By Christine
at 2015-08-24T16:28

朝聖啊

By Mia
at 2015-08-28T13:06

大哥你要不要重考電子學有這麼難念嗎

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-01T09:43

我他媽大學畢業退伍工作不知道多久了你電子學還在讀

By Oscar
at 2015-09-05T06:20

朝聖

By Isla
at 2015-09-09T02:58

你有跟學姐研究插洞訊號嗎?

By Belly
at 2015-09-12T23:35

XDDD

By Harry
at 2015-09-16T20:12

朝聖

By Tracy
at 2015-09-20T16:49

好久不見哈哈

By Edwina
at 2015-09-24T13:27

修一輩子的電子學型南 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-28T10:04

活到老學到老沒聽過嗎?

By Mary
at 2015-10-02T06:41

你回來了~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2015-10-06T03:19

開學這麼久了才發文給噓

By Margaret
at 2015-10-09T23:56

電子學又重出江湖拉

By Doris
at 2015-10-13T20:33

真不愧是電子學，熬出頭了，恭喜恭喜

By Lily
at 2015-10-17T17:10

修不完欸

By Lily
at 2015-10-21T13:48

XDDDD

By Damian
at 2015-10-25T10:25

殺小！我大一你在修，我畢業你還在修？你教授？

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-29T07:02

你他媽的讓我看了什麼

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at 2015-11-02T03:40

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at 2015-11-06T00:17

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By Linda
at 2015-11-09T20:54

乾有你才有開學的感覺

By Blanche
at 2015-11-13T17:31

你要不要考慮改唸我的書啊??

By Rachel
at 2015-11-17T14:09

電子學XD

By Kumar
at 2015-11-21T10:46

好久不見

By Dinah
at 2015-11-25T07:23

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at 2015-11-29T04:00

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at 2015-12-03T00:38

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at 2015-12-06T21:15

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at 2015-12-10T17:52

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By Ida
at 2015-12-14T14:30

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-12-18T11:07

XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2015-12-22T07:44

喝喝不忍心噓

By Ethan
at 2015-12-26T04:21

學長教我電子學<3

By Elma
at 2015-12-30T00:59

你到底要唸多久啦

By Connor
at 2016-01-02T21:36

這麼愛電子學你就真的它媽的修了四年耶XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2016-01-06T18:13

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By Olivia
at 2016-01-10T14:51

電子學又來了。還沒期中考吧

By Necoo
at 2016-01-14T11:28

XDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2016-01-18T08:05

朝聖推

By Sandy
at 2016-01-22T04:42

smith5566以前從黑特版來的XDD 從大三陪我到出社會工作

By Hardy
at 2016-01-26T01:20

好久不見

By Megan
at 2016-01-29T21:57

smith看起來好像修了五年有誰知道確切的時間阿

By Lily
at 2016-02-02T18:34

我在08年有看過他的文章...

By Ingrid
at 2016-02-06T15:12

正想說好久沒看到你的文馬上就出了猛XDD

By Quintina
at 2016-02-10T11:49

爆

By Harry
at 2016-02-14T08:26

電子學型男XDD

By Irma
at 2016-02-18T05:03

等你等好久XDDD

By Madame
at 2016-02-22T01:41

修一輩子的電子學xDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2016-02-25T22:18

幹麼抄SoD的劇情

By Quanna
at 2016-02-29T18:55

推爆

By Candice
at 2016-03-04T15:33

還可以

By Candice
at 2016-03-08T12:10

10年後要有特別篇嘛

By Audriana
at 2016-03-12T08:47

電子學來啦！！！

By Charlie
at 2016-03-16T05:24

潮出水了！！！

By Andrew
at 2016-03-20T02:02

看到smith就笑了XD

By Michael
at 2016-03-23T22:39

沒笑

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-27T19:16

補血機來了

By Doris
at 2016-03-31T15:54

輸我家猜哥

By Robert
at 2016-04-04T12:31

再補

By Rachel
at 2016-04-08T09:08

補
爆哦

By Bennie
at 2016-04-12T05:45

By Margaret
at 2016-04-16T02:23

補血救優文

By Eartha
at 2016-04-19T23:00

奇怪smith56以前是被噓爆現在鄉民超愛口味好亂

By Enid
at 2016-04-23T19:37

...... Ptt還是少上比較好

By Dora
at 2016-04-27T16:15

真的廢的很好笑欸

By Edwina
at 2016-05-01T12:52

電子學型男終於回來了!!

By Elma
at 2016-05-05T09:29

到底要修幾次啦XD

By Dora
at 2016-05-09T06:06

我都快結婚了你還在修電子學~XDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-05-13T02:44

太好笑了吧!!!

By Bennie
at 2016-05-16T23:21

你到底是幹學姐還是幹電子學啊!?XD

By Brianna
at 2016-05-20T19:58

電子學之父表示：

By Kama
at 2016-05-24T16:36

朝聖!!!

By Ula
at 2016-05-28T13:13

你到底修幾次了？？？

By Frederic
at 2016-06-01T09:50

電子學

By Necoo
at 2016-06-05T06:27

為什麼會爆阿哈哈哈哈

By Isabella
at 2016-06-09T03:05

smith5566的文從以前噓爆到現在紅爆啥鬼阿

By Odelette
at 2016-06-12T23:42

...好文

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-16T20:19

開學崩潰惹嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-20T16:57

幹又是你

By Callum
at 2016-06-24T13:34

XDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2016-06-28T10:11

近期最認真看完的豪洨，沒有之一

By David
at 2016-07-02T06:48

::-::

By Kyle
at 2016-07-06T03:26

噓一樓

By Catherine
at 2016-07-10T00:03

哈哈哈

By Jacky
at 2016-07-13T20:40

開學了，應景一下是嗎？

By Ethan
at 2016-07-17T17:17

這篇爆點在哪真的不懂

By Delia
at 2016-07-21T13:55

我高中你就在修電子學了，他媽的我大學都畢業了你還在
電子學XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-25T10:32

推電子學

By Zora
at 2016-07-29T07:09

靠杯阿XD

By Sarah
at 2016-08-02T03:47

你的通識跟電子學到底修完沒?

By Queena
at 2016-08-06T00:24

電子學嚴重落後哈哈哈哈哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-09T21:01

你到底要修幾次電子學啊XDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2016-08-13T17:38

朝聖!!

By Damian
at 2016-08-17T14:16

等一個人電子學！

By Emily
at 2016-08-21T10:53

等一個人電子學XDDD 樓上害我笑慘

By Quintina
at 2016-08-25T07:30

史密斯在你背後看著你

By Leila
at 2016-08-29T04:08

推重出江湖了

By Mason
at 2016-09-02T00:45

XDDD

By Quintina
at 2016-09-05T21:22

電子學!!! 朝聖

By Oliver
at 2016-09-09T17:59

背籃

By Donna
at 2016-09-13T14:37

By David
at 2016-09-17T11:14

By Olga
at 2016-09-21T07:51

文筆尚可!

By Thomas
at 2016-09-25T04:29

幾年了文筆還是一樣

By Oliver
at 2016-09-29T01:06

朝聖

By Isla
at 2016-10-02T21:43

等你好久拉~~ XDDD 不過希望下次劇情再多點轉折 XD

By Hedy
at 2016-10-06T18:20

潮聖

By Mason
at 2016-10-10T14:58

你電子學是要念幾年啊XDDD

By Edith
at 2016-10-14T11:35

算個插膜增益呀～～

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-10-18T08:12

推

By Kristin
at 2016-10-22T04:50

再推電子學56！

By Candice
at 2016-10-26T01:27

XXD

By Carol
at 2016-10-29T22:04

電子學出現啦！

By William
at 2016-11-02T18:41

開學了!!!

By Bennie
at 2016-11-06T15:19

已經看好幾年了你還在修電子學XDD

By Enid
at 2016-11-10T11:56

XDDDDDDDD你是要修幾次

By Faithe
at 2016-11-14T08:33

幹終於等到你了

By Zanna
at 2016-11-18T05:11

樓下都把巨屌插入課本

By Andy
at 2016-11-22T01:48

好吧我承認我又笑了

By Bennie
at 2016-11-25T22:25

你算好每次開學都一PO齁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2016-11-29T19:02

我從一個小八家將到現在都開一個堂口了你怎麼還在..

By Hedda
at 2016-12-03T15:40

電子學型男，最高

By Regina
at 2016-12-07T12:17

廢文

By Delia
at 2016-12-11T08:54

終於等到啦 !!這次間隔快半年了吧

By George
at 2016-12-15T05:32

好懷念阿原來時間過那麼久了

By Isla
at 2016-12-19T02:09

XDDD

By Ivy
at 2016-12-22T22:46

好懷念啊

By Ida
at 2016-12-26T19:23

By Brianna
at 2016-12-30T16:01

我以後絕對不選電子學，好恐怖喔會被修好多年喔

By Adele
at 2017-01-03T12:38

你到底念多久啊...

By Heather
at 2017-01-07T09:15

多發文啊

By Anthony
at 2017-01-11T05:53

好懷念阿XDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-15T02:30

朝聖電子學

By Puput
at 2017-01-18T23:07

有笑有推

By Brianna
at 2017-01-22T19:44

劉: 電流狂噴法噴的你滿臉都是

By Elizabeth
at 2017-01-26T16:22

哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2017-01-30T12:59

朝聖每年必修電子學xD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-02-03T09:36

最少8年… 從wooo版主那時

By Damian
at 2017-02-07T06:14

朝聖推!

By Madame
at 2017-02-11T02:51

朝聖

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-14T23:28

推smith!

By Sarah
at 2017-02-18T20:05

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2017-02-22T16:43

推Smith啊

By Christine
at 2017-02-26T13:20

幹看到最後一句大笑XDDDD

By Frederica
at 2017-03-02T09:57

沾沾電子學型男光保佑我電子學考好

By Audriana
at 2017-03-06T06:34

乾你電子學沒過就算了，為什麼一直在上通識課

By Elma
at 2017-03-10T03:12

是你~~~

By Wallis
at 2017-03-13T23:49

電子學是你

By Olivia
at 2017-03-17T20:26

我喜歡！！給你推！

By John
at 2017-03-21T17:04

電子學大濕！！！！

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-03-25T13:41

太好笑啦XDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2017-03-29T10:18

我國中就看你在算電子學你現在還在算喔wwwww

By Ida
at 2017-04-02T06:55

我阿嬤小學時你就在算電子學了....

By Andrew
at 2017-04-06T03:33

朝聖

By Xanthe
at 2017-04-10T00:10

該不會到現在還不會畫小訊號吧...

By Candice
at 2017-04-13T20:47

太神啦是電子學

By Margaret
at 2017-04-17T17:25

???

By Sandy
at 2017-04-21T14:02

從我大一到出社會工作了你他媽還在修電子學阿....XDDDDD

By Damian
at 2017-04-25T10:39

靠背以前好像看過類似的費文XD

By Damian
at 2017-04-29T07:16

電子學幾修了拉XDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2017-05-03T03:54

電子學！！！

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-05-07T00:31

電子學聖經!!!!

By Hedy
at 2017-05-10T21:08

電子學到底修幾次了拉XXXD

By Jacob
at 2017-05-14T17:46

幹好久不見！！

By Elvira
at 2017-05-18T14:23

電子學太神啦

By Una
at 2017-05-22T11:00

看了之前的文到這篇我笑翻，精彩的都是回文

By Faithe
at 2017-05-26T07:37

By Daniel
at 2017-05-30T04:15

電子學史密斯回來了！！！

By Mary
at 2017-06-03T00:52

無聊

By Joseph
at 2017-06-06T21:29

百年電子學之神出現 XDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2017-06-10T18:07

電子學可是一們值得一修再修的好課阿!!!!!

By Kama
at 2017-06-14T14:44

朝聖

By Annie
at 2017-06-18T11:21

電子學你POE被捅了

By Quanna
at 2017-06-22T07:58

等你很久

By Zanna
at 2017-06-26T04:36

By Michael
at 2017-06-30T01:13

朝聖

上通識課偷算電子學的下場 - 成人話題討論

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