上輩子最狂的事情 - 成人話題討論

By Blanche
at 2016-06-16T14:49

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前幾天我走在路上踩到一坨狗屎

然後就昏倒了

昏迷的過程中做了個夢

夢到我是村落裡的一名獵人

大概是幾千年前的時代

那天天氣跟今天一樣艷陽高照

花草不叢生

我覺得很熱

就拿起我的弓箭往天上射

射下了好幾顆太陽

彈無虛發

一旁的女村民看我這麼會射

就也很想要被我射

但我根本不想理她只想繼續射我的太陽

殊不知飢渴的女村民力大無窮

硬是騎上了我

但我已達心禪如一的境界繼續射我的太陽

當我射下最後一顆太陽時

同時也高潮了

把那位女村民射向遙遠的天邊

成為了你我生活中那顆活躍的太陽

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By Anthony
at 2016-06-17T16:46

嗚哦哦哦哦哦我是神射手～

By Eden
at 2016-06-18T18:44

工瞎小

By Eden
at 2016-06-19T20:42

無敵神射手

By Ula
at 2016-06-20T22:40

認真打球好嘛！！！！明天輸了噓你

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-22T00:37

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鬧欸XDDDD

By Delia
at 2016-06-23T02:35

加油好嗎? FMVP快被隊友搶走了~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-24T04:33

廢

By Olga
at 2016-06-25T06:31

我看到了什麼XDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2016-06-26T08:28

給我重寫= =

By Donna
at 2016-06-27T10:26

終於出現啦 FMVP都要飛啦

By Adele
at 2016-06-28T12:24

投胎到今天到魯蛇

By John
at 2016-06-29T14:22

你練球好嗎？FMVP又要被拿走了

By Ula
at 2016-06-30T16:19

糸柬王求女子口馬

By David
at 2016-07-01T18:17

不能好好練球ㄇ...

By Hazel
at 2016-07-02T20:15

閱

By Sandy
at 2016-07-03T22:13

不好笑

By Dorothy
at 2016-07-05T00:10

有點煩欸 XD

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-06T02:08

蠻好笑的啊

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-07T04:06

應該是射了400多顆吧

By Callum
at 2016-07-08T06:04

咖哩你不練球會被大家扁喔～

By Jake
at 2016-07-09T08:01

靠背

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-10T09:59

射惹

By William
at 2016-07-11T11:57

明天不射死騎士就換拎北把你當愛國者飛彈射

By Damian
at 2016-07-12T13:55

期末考崩潰？

By Joe
at 2016-07-13T15:52

敢問yo 哥，有開放觀禮嗎

By Yedda
at 2016-07-14T17:50

別再跟隊友爭FMVP了先贏下冠軍阿阿阿

By Irma
at 2016-07-15T19:48

XDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-16T21:46

好啦好啦有病先吃藥好嗎

By Victoria
at 2016-07-17T23:43

水準有失以往！！

By Tom
at 2016-07-19T01:41

救唬啊～

By Joseph
at 2016-07-20T03:39

上輩子我還是類兩生類

By Thomas
at 2016-07-21T05:37

有失水準明天輸了就噓爆你

By Dora
at 2016-07-22T07:34

廢

By Necoo
at 2016-07-23T09:32

這麼會射

By Sandy
at 2016-07-24T11:30

幫補血

By Dorothy
at 2016-07-25T13:28

幹XDDD 夠廢

By Zenobia
at 2016-07-26T15:25

咖哩大～人家想看到美美啦

By Rosalind
at 2016-07-27T17:23

明天只求love不要先發

By Brianna
at 2016-07-28T19:21

沒冠軍噓爆你

By Regina
at 2016-07-29T21:19

糸柬王求女子口馬

By Caitlin
at 2016-07-30T23:16

By Eden
at 2016-08-01T01:14

快去練球

By Eartha
at 2016-08-02T03:12

可以重寫

By Joe
at 2016-08-03T05:10

哈哈哈哈

By Charlotte
at 2016-08-04T07:07

北七喔XD

By Edwina
at 2016-08-05T09:05

總覺得有種很廣闊的童真感

By Mary
at 2016-08-06T11:03

0分

By Rosalind
at 2016-08-07T13:01

糸柬王求女子口馬

By Steve
at 2016-08-08T14:58

By Vanessa
at 2016-08-09T16:56

糸柬王求女子口馬？

By Mia
at 2016-08-10T18:54

哈哈冠軍哈哈

By Dinah
at 2016-08-11T20:52

性愛生存島勒?

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-12T22:49

先說說為什麼踩到便便會昏倒啦，這次有弱到。

By Valerie
at 2016-08-14T00:47

性愛生存島不要富堅啊

上輩子最狂的事情 - 成人話題討論

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