一直射停不下來 - 成人話題討論

Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-08-28T22:04

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我剛剛興致一來開了D槽打了一槍

一切再也平凡不過

誰知道老二卻"卜卜"地射個不停

我很擔心再這樣射下去會變成人乾死翹翹QQ

我只能勉強拿個馬克杯接著

趕快搭計程車去看醫生

誰知道醫生看了一下叫我趕快回家準備後事



我已經無計可施了只能上來西斯版求救



大家覺得葬禮要隆重點

還是簡樸一點好?

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-08-30T19:12
你可以去找個妹子跟你陰陽調和
John avatar
By John
at 2014-09-01T16:20
喝回去就好了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-03T13:29
噓廢宅處男發廢文
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-09-05T10:37
XDDDD 會射到腎衰竭嗎
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-09-07T07:46
請你趕快去找個有在做的女生打炮
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-09-09T04:54
從哪裡來就從哪裡回去 拿漏斗塞回馬眼就好
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-09-11T02:03
好廢好廢~~ 推推
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-09-12T23:11
你以為這樣就會被噓嗎
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-09-14T20:20
壞掉啦~~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-09-16T17:28
好玩嗎?
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-09-18T14:37
卜卜卜
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-09-20T11:45
趕緊切掉就好了!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-09-22T08:54
拿三秒膠封起來
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-09-24T06:02
喝回去應該是個好方法
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-09-26T03:11
喝回去可以補充你不知道嗎
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2014-09-28T00:19
快點用東西塞住 不然等等噴完就換噴血
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-09-29T21:28
3small
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-10-01T18:36
接個水管到嘴巴變成一個循環就好了
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-10-03T15:45
開學廢文潮
William avatar
By William
at 2014-10-05T12:53
請珍惜你的老二。
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-10-07T10:02
偏不噓
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-09T07:10
打結起來還有救
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-10-11T04:19
快去申請金氏世界紀錄
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-10-13T01:27
暑假作業做不完，崩潰了齁
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-10-14T22:36
拿橡皮筋梆起來先
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-10-16T19:44
喔 這樣
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-10-18T16:53
你旁邊是不是有一隻穿西裝的兔子?
John avatar
By John
at 2014-10-20T14:01
思哩控好用
William avatar
By William
at 2014-10-22T11:10
標題選錯了 你可以改成豪洨
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-10-24T08:18
認真的豪洨是什麼? 還是豪洨!!!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-10-26T05:26
我幫你準備後事 公道價80萬一
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-10-28T02:35
請愛用橡皮筋！ ！
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-10-29T23:43
這種文有20推喔
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-10-31T20:52
快開學了，心情鬱悶齁
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-11-02T18:00
二樓好聰明喔
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-11-04T15:09
在讓他射一陣子就沒事啦，別緊張
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-11-06T12:17
水準變差了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-11-08T09:26
弄在桶子裡再放些冰塊 ALS板等你喲
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-11-10T06:34
奈米屌也能打手槍喔
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-11-12T03:43
喝掉啊
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-11-14T00:51
朋友曾經也這樣，切掉就沒事了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-11-15T22:00
這你也敢按發表…
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-11-17T19:08
這就叫 精盡人亡
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-11-19T16:17
遮馬眼
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-21T13:25
當成豆漿喝
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-11-23T10:34
不送
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-11-25T07:42
......
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-27T04:51
StorM的？
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-11-29T01:59
怎麼感覺就是假的
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-30T23:08
之前我同學也是這樣，結果醫生叫他……
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-12-02T20:16
你可以射兩分鐘，真是不簡單。
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-12-04T17:25
呼叫Zoeforce
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-12-06T14:33
喝回去不就好了
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-12-08T11:42
喝吧 喝吧
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-12-10T08:50
……
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-12-12T05:59
喝下去 血+10
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-12-14T03:07
用速力控把馬眼填縫啊
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-12-16T00:16
好笑
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-12-17T21:24
你以為你西門慶吃混藥啊！
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-12-19T18:33
廢文怎沒人噓
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-12-21T15:41
拿出水準來 廢文快噓
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-23T12:49
幫
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-12-25T09:58
好笑嗎
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-12-27T07:06
砍掉就不射了~
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-12-29T04:15
用手捏住還要教嗎
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-12-31T01:23
ㄜ
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-01-01T22:32
幫補一噓
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-01-03T19:40
壓力很大齁
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-01-05T16:49
跺掉重開
David avatar
By David
at 2015-01-07T13:57
真的偏不噓
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-01-09T11:06
還不趕快辦個無限暢飲
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-01-11T08:14
夠廢給噓
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-01-13T05:23
包尿布?
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-01-15T02:31
還沒淹水嗎？
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-01-16T23:40
CD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-01-18T20:48
小弟做冷凍空調的 有一種工具叫封管鉗 夾下去就不會漏了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-01-20T17:57
馬眼塞住是不會膩？
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-01-22T15:05
拓也哥就愛這一位
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-01-24T12:14
洨龍頭？
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-26T09:22
這叫做尿尿
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-01-28T06:31
白爛
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-01-30T03:39
喝回去

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Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-08-28T18:48
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男生們請注意別再打手槍了

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at 2014-08-28T18:04
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By Olga
at 2014-08-28T14:45
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