一屋容不下二屌 - 成人話題討論

By Steve
at 2017-10-07T15:39
at 2017-10-07T15:39
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事情是這樣的
(因為太愚蠢了所以決定匿名)
有一天,我在排卵期的時候覺得卵子衝腦
超想做愛
但因為目前單身所以只好自己來
身為一個優秀的西斯人
家裡有幾隻假老二是很正常的(吧
前陣子剛好各用了一隻
然後我就洗乾淨放在浴室以備不時之用
所以我的浴室裡現在有兩隻假屌(畫重點)
一隻是純手動,一隻是可以裝在按摩棒上使用的
既然是卵子衝腦
啊那當然要用可以加裝按摩棒的比較刺激
結果當我準備就緒
把我放在櫃子上的老二拿下來的時候
悲劇發生了
https://i.imgur.com/53e5m8m.jpg
我的黑屌把我可以裝按摩棒的snowball 給融化啦
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
乾——你融屁融啊!!
我有准你們互相傷害嗎啊啊啊啊啊
這隻老二到底是何方神聖
大家本是同根生可以不要這樣兄弟鬩牆嗎(亂用成語
嗚嗚嗚嗚為什麼要在我如此想做愛的時候(醜哭
你們這樣要我這個卵子衝腦的女子如何是好
https://i.imgur.com/cTK0MqA.jpg
融成了這副模樣
……我真的不知道你們倆感情這麼不好
我下次不會讓你們倆再獨處一室的
屌融掉的地方軟軟黏黏的
融掉別人的黑屌上也又白又軟黏
我真的很難過(哭)
該是時候買新屌來替換了
*☼*─────*☼*─────
最後我把snowball 洗乾淨
避開融掉的地方勉強的自己來一下
不能整隻塞進去有點不過癮嗚嗚嗚
但我還是高潮了很多次加上潮吹
……希望之後買的不要再被融掉了(哭)
--
本帳號為匿名帳號,發文前請留意相關規範,勿來信約炮。
--
(因為太愚蠢了所以決定匿名)
有一天,我在排卵期的時候覺得卵子衝腦
超想做愛
但因為目前單身所以只好自己來
身為一個優秀的西斯人
家裡有幾隻假老二是很正常的(吧
前陣子剛好各用了一隻
然後我就洗乾淨放在浴室以備不時之用
所以我的浴室裡現在有兩隻假屌(畫重點)
一隻是純手動,一隻是可以裝在按摩棒上使用的
既然是卵子衝腦
啊那當然要用可以加裝按摩棒的比較刺激
結果當我準備就緒
把我放在櫃子上的老二拿下來的時候
悲劇發生了
https://i.imgur.com/53e5m8m.jpg

我的黑屌把我可以裝按摩棒的snowball 給融化啦
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
乾——你融屁融啊!!
我有准你們互相傷害嗎啊啊啊啊啊
這隻老二到底是何方神聖
大家本是同根生可以不要這樣兄弟鬩牆嗎(亂用成語
嗚嗚嗚嗚為什麼要在我如此想做愛的時候(醜哭
你們這樣要我這個卵子衝腦的女子如何是好
https://i.imgur.com/cTK0MqA.jpg

……我真的不知道你們倆感情這麼不好
我下次不會讓你們倆再獨處一室的
屌融掉的地方軟軟黏黏的
融掉別人的黑屌上也又白又軟黏
我真的很難過(哭)
該是時候買新屌來替換了
*☼*─────*☼*─────
最後我把snowball 洗乾淨
避開融掉的地方勉強的自己來一下
不能整隻塞進去有點不過癮嗚嗚嗚
但我還是高潮了很多次加上潮吹
……希望之後買的不要再被融掉了(哭)
--
本帳號為匿名帳號,發文前請留意相關規範,勿來信約炮。
--
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