一亂約就踩雷 - 成人話題討論

By Catherine
at 2019-11-13T11:42
at 2019-11-13T11:42
Table of Contents
雖然有穩定的固砲,不過我們說好其中一人非單身就都不約,
所以他有女友的時候,我還是會試著約個救急砲,
如果不錯用,也可以長期發展下去。
人在江湖飄,難免踩雷砲,
前幾天姐妹淘跟我抱怨肌肉棒子不一定好用,
我就想起自己以前約到的一個健身教練。
以下文長。
他不是不好用,相反地,他非常好用又耐幹,
只不過我更在意的點都剛好被他雷到了。
我們是在交友app認識,我餓得發慌,就換LINE了,
他想要約隔天,怕我不放心還主動開視訊。
從視訊看只覺得是個清秀型的帥哥,沒什麼感覺,
但是救急嘛,加上他也不會亂問問題,就赴約了。
見到面,只能說還是人眼的解析度高啊!
我很久沒有這麼近距離跟顏值這麼高的人說話,
濃眉大眼鼻子挺,皮膚很好,戴著耳環,還噴香香,
加上他是健身教練,雖然打扮普通,但體態很好。
這麽好的外表,偏偏讓我有股不祥預感。
事實證明他就是長得好看的地雷。
(對我而言啦)
雷點一:沒先訂房間
我能想像是怕踩雷了沒辦法取消,
站在街頭估狗也無所謂,
但這個地區很明顯都是廉價旅社耶,
他也表明晚上有課所以完全不願意去其他地區,
好吧,這也算了,只要不是地上有大體的地方我都能接受,
他竟然還想挑一間好的!WTF?這就是他估狗的原因嗎!
休息2H350是能多好啦?床單是白的就偷笑了好嗎!
我真的應該在這時候打退堂鼓的(嘆
雷點二:只長肉
跟他沒多聊就開房間了,
他的身材臉蛋和體力是真的沒話說,
武器也是每一下都頂到底,把我妹餵很飽。
事後躺著溫存閒聊才發現這人沒什麼內涵,
音樂、車子、電影、美食、迷因
上述這些打砲以外的話題都聊不起來,
不是喜好不同,而是他對這些毫無興趣,
連批踢踢都不知道是什麼東西,
根本可以判死刑了啊!
跟非鄉民長期發展的可能性為零啦!
雷點三:只想現約野砲
約完這一次是在廉價旅社之後,
我終於知道為何他沒有先訂房的習慣,
因為我們約的第二次是在暗巷,
那條巷子還是我找的。
他發現我能接受在戶外之後,就只想約戶外了。
而且都在課前一兩個小時才問我有沒有空。
跟他說過沒辦法這麼臨時,
他依然故我,只會當天約,還一個禮拜問好幾次,
讓我萌生退意。
雷點四:偷吃
我不在乎約砲對象是不是單身,
但是我後來才發現,他的女友完全不知情,
完全是背著女友偷約找刺激。
約完第二次我有猜到他似乎非單身,
所以直接傳訊息問他,他才承認,
然後才問我介不介意。
我說我不介意,就封鎖他了(欸
如果沒有以上這幾個雷(尤其是第四個),
單純幹幹不聊天的話,
他應該是不錯的戰鬥口糧。
會哄、會撩,要溫柔有溫柔,要生猛有生猛,
想吃便當就有便當,而且CD時間短。
對自己的性癖毫不掩飾,
舔他、口交的時候,會用性感嗓音鼓勵我,
該興奮的時候絕不裝紳士,色氣坦蕩又霸道。
跟他約了兩次,幹了三次,高潮次數少說也有50。
天公伯是公平的,
他只在我的朋友名單裡存活一個月,
他是我第一個也是最後一個隨便亂約的人。
我曾一度解除封鎖,一解開就收到訊息,
看來封鎖他的時候他還一直在傳訊息。
解開的幾天內,從他的反應來看,
他完全沒想過自己是被封鎖啊XDDDD
這幾天他還是一直很臨時地約一小時後暗巷見,
盧洨程度都讓我想幹自己了A_A
以他的條件何必來糾纏我啦XD
所以他還是重回封鎖名單了。
或許會有人覺得他是天菜吧?
衷心祝福他~
--
所以他有女友的時候,我還是會試著約個救急砲,
如果不錯用,也可以長期發展下去。
人在江湖飄,難免踩雷砲,
前幾天姐妹淘跟我抱怨肌肉棒子不一定好用,
我就想起自己以前約到的一個健身教練。
以下文長。
他不是不好用,相反地,他非常好用又耐幹,
只不過我更在意的點都剛好被他雷到了。
我們是在交友app認識,我餓得發慌,就換LINE了,
他想要約隔天,怕我不放心還主動開視訊。
從視訊看只覺得是個清秀型的帥哥,沒什麼感覺,
但是救急嘛,加上他也不會亂問問題,就赴約了。
見到面,只能說還是人眼的解析度高啊!
我很久沒有這麼近距離跟顏值這麼高的人說話,
濃眉大眼鼻子挺,皮膚很好,戴著耳環,還噴香香,
加上他是健身教練,雖然打扮普通,但體態很好。
這麽好的外表,偏偏讓我有股不祥預感。
事實證明他就是長得好看的地雷。
(對我而言啦)
雷點一:沒先訂房間
我能想像是怕踩雷了沒辦法取消,
站在街頭估狗也無所謂,
但這個地區很明顯都是廉價旅社耶,
他也表明晚上有課所以完全不願意去其他地區,
好吧,這也算了,只要不是地上有大體的地方我都能接受,
他竟然還想挑一間好的!WTF?這就是他估狗的原因嗎!
休息2H350是能多好啦?床單是白的就偷笑了好嗎!
我真的應該在這時候打退堂鼓的(嘆
雷點二:只長肉
跟他沒多聊就開房間了,
他的身材臉蛋和體力是真的沒話說,
武器也是每一下都頂到底,把我妹餵很飽。
事後躺著溫存閒聊才發現這人沒什麼內涵,
音樂、車子、電影、美食、迷因
上述這些打砲以外的話題都聊不起來,
不是喜好不同,而是他對這些毫無興趣,
連批踢踢都不知道是什麼東西,
根本可以判死刑了啊!
跟非鄉民長期發展的可能性為零啦!
雷點三:只想現約野砲
約完這一次是在廉價旅社之後,
我終於知道為何他沒有先訂房的習慣,
因為我們約的第二次是在暗巷,
那條巷子還是我找的。
他發現我能接受在戶外之後,就只想約戶外了。
而且都在課前一兩個小時才問我有沒有空。
跟他說過沒辦法這麼臨時,
他依然故我,只會當天約,還一個禮拜問好幾次,
讓我萌生退意。
雷點四:偷吃
我不在乎約砲對象是不是單身,
但是我後來才發現,他的女友完全不知情,
完全是背著女友偷約找刺激。
約完第二次我有猜到他似乎非單身,
所以直接傳訊息問他,他才承認,
然後才問我介不介意。
我說我不介意,就封鎖他了(欸
如果沒有以上這幾個雷(尤其是第四個),
單純幹幹不聊天的話,
他應該是不錯的戰鬥口糧。
會哄、會撩,要溫柔有溫柔,要生猛有生猛,
想吃便當就有便當,而且CD時間短。
對自己的性癖毫不掩飾,
舔他、口交的時候,會用性感嗓音鼓勵我,
該興奮的時候絕不裝紳士,色氣坦蕩又霸道。
跟他約了兩次,幹了三次,高潮次數少說也有50。
天公伯是公平的,
他只在我的朋友名單裡存活一個月,
他是我第一個也是最後一個隨便亂約的人。
我曾一度解除封鎖,一解開就收到訊息,
看來封鎖他的時候他還一直在傳訊息。
解開的幾天內,從他的反應來看,
他完全沒想過自己是被封鎖啊XDDDD
這幾天他還是一直很臨時地約一小時後暗巷見,
盧洨程度都讓我想幹自己了A_A
以他的條件何必來糾纏我啦XD
所以他還是重回封鎖名單了。
或許會有人覺得他是天菜吧?
衷心祝福他~
--
Tags:
帥哥
All Comments

By Hazel
at 2019-11-15T22:10
at 2019-11-15T22:10

By Zora
at 2019-11-18T08:37
at 2019-11-18T08:37

By Ethan
at 2019-11-20T19:04
at 2019-11-20T19:04

By Queena
at 2019-11-23T05:31
at 2019-11-23T05:31

By Linda
at 2019-11-25T15:58
at 2019-11-25T15:58

By Linda
at 2019-11-28T02:26
at 2019-11-28T02:26

By Mary
at 2019-11-30T12:53
at 2019-11-30T12:53

By Vanessa
at 2019-12-02T23:20
at 2019-12-02T23:20

By Faithe
at 2019-12-05T09:47
at 2019-12-05T09:47

By Irma
at 2019-12-07T20:15
at 2019-12-07T20:15

By Audriana
at 2019-12-10T06:42
at 2019-12-10T06:42

By Elma
at 2019-12-12T17:09
at 2019-12-12T17:09

By Frederica
at 2019-12-15T03:36
at 2019-12-15T03:36

By Rosalind
at 2019-12-17T14:03
at 2019-12-17T14:03

By Zora
at 2019-12-20T00:31
at 2019-12-20T00:31

By Candice
at 2019-12-22T10:58
at 2019-12-22T10:58

By Jacky
at 2019-12-24T21:25
at 2019-12-24T21:25

By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-27T07:52
at 2019-12-27T07:52

By Rebecca
at 2019-12-29T18:20
at 2019-12-29T18:20

By Sarah
at 2020-01-01T04:47
at 2020-01-01T04:47

By Erin
at 2020-01-03T15:14
at 2020-01-03T15:14

By Catherine
at 2020-01-06T01:41
at 2020-01-06T01:41

By Ida
at 2020-01-08T12:08
at 2020-01-08T12:08

By Gilbert
at 2020-01-10T22:36
at 2020-01-10T22:36

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-01-13T09:03
at 2020-01-13T09:03

By William
at 2020-01-15T19:30
at 2020-01-15T19:30

By Elizabeth
at 2020-01-18T05:57
at 2020-01-18T05:57

By Una
at 2020-01-20T16:24
at 2020-01-20T16:24

By Adele
at 2020-01-23T02:52
at 2020-01-23T02:52

By Faithe
at 2020-01-25T13:19
at 2020-01-25T13:19

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-01-27T23:46
at 2020-01-27T23:46

By Agnes
at 2020-01-30T10:13
at 2020-01-30T10:13

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-02-01T20:41
at 2020-02-01T20:41

By Charlie
at 2020-02-04T07:08
at 2020-02-04T07:08

By Eden
at 2020-02-06T17:35
at 2020-02-06T17:35

By Freda
at 2020-02-09T04:02
at 2020-02-09T04:02

By Jessica
at 2020-02-11T14:29
at 2020-02-11T14:29

By Olga
at 2020-02-14T00:57
at 2020-02-14T00:57

By Sandy
at 2020-02-16T11:24
at 2020-02-16T11:24

By Edwina
at 2020-02-18T21:51
at 2020-02-18T21:51

By Emily
at 2020-02-21T08:18
at 2020-02-21T08:18

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-02-23T18:45
at 2020-02-23T18:45

By Faithe
at 2020-02-26T05:13
at 2020-02-26T05:13

By Erin
at 2020-02-28T15:40
at 2020-02-28T15:40

By John
at 2020-03-02T02:07
at 2020-03-02T02:07

By Joseph
at 2020-03-04T12:34
at 2020-03-04T12:34

By Isabella
at 2020-03-06T23:02
at 2020-03-06T23:02

By Franklin
at 2020-03-09T09:29
at 2020-03-09T09:29

By Cara
at 2020-03-11T19:56
at 2020-03-11T19:56

By Tracy
at 2020-03-14T06:23
at 2020-03-14T06:23

By Mia
at 2020-03-16T16:50
at 2020-03-16T16:50

By Ivy
at 2020-03-19T03:18
at 2020-03-19T03:18

By Rae
at 2020-03-21T13:45
at 2020-03-21T13:45

By Iris
at 2020-03-24T00:12
at 2020-03-24T00:12

By Faithe
at 2020-03-26T10:39
at 2020-03-26T10:39

By Susan
at 2020-03-28T21:07
at 2020-03-28T21:07

By Rachel
at 2020-03-31T07:34
at 2020-03-31T07:34

By Belly
at 2020-04-02T18:01
at 2020-04-02T18:01

By Rachel
at 2020-04-05T04:28
at 2020-04-05T04:28

By Emily
at 2020-04-07T14:55
at 2020-04-07T14:55

By Jacob
at 2020-04-10T01:23
at 2020-04-10T01:23

By Elvira
at 2020-04-12T11:50
at 2020-04-12T11:50

By Oscar
at 2020-04-14T22:17
at 2020-04-14T22:17

By Mary
at 2020-04-17T08:44
at 2020-04-17T08:44

By Dorothy
at 2020-04-19T19:11
at 2020-04-19T19:11

By Ina
at 2020-04-22T05:39
at 2020-04-22T05:39

By Franklin
at 2020-04-24T16:06
at 2020-04-24T16:06

By Anonymous
at 2020-04-27T02:33
at 2020-04-27T02:33

By Puput
at 2020-04-29T13:00
at 2020-04-29T13:00

By Zanna
at 2020-05-01T23:28
at 2020-05-01T23:28

By Lauren
at 2020-05-04T09:55
at 2020-05-04T09:55

By Wallis
at 2020-05-06T20:22
at 2020-05-06T20:22

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-05-09T06:49
at 2020-05-09T06:49

By Hardy
at 2020-05-11T17:16
at 2020-05-11T17:16

By Queena
at 2020-05-14T03:44
at 2020-05-14T03:44

By Gilbert
at 2020-05-16T14:11
at 2020-05-16T14:11

By Elizabeth
at 2020-05-19T00:38
at 2020-05-19T00:38

By Christine
at 2020-05-21T11:05
at 2020-05-21T11:05

By Lily
at 2020-05-23T21:33
at 2020-05-23T21:33

By Thomas
at 2020-05-26T08:00
at 2020-05-26T08:00

By Iris
at 2020-05-28T18:27
at 2020-05-28T18:27

By Elizabeth
at 2020-05-31T04:54
at 2020-05-31T04:54

By Leila
at 2020-06-02T15:21
at 2020-06-02T15:21

By Rosalind
at 2020-06-05T01:49
at 2020-06-05T01:49

By Bethany
at 2020-06-07T12:16
at 2020-06-07T12:16

By Susan
at 2020-06-09T22:43
at 2020-06-09T22:43

By Charlie
at 2020-06-12T09:10
at 2020-06-12T09:10

By Eden
at 2020-06-14T19:37
at 2020-06-14T19:37

By Mary
at 2020-06-17T06:05
at 2020-06-17T06:05

By Zora
at 2020-06-19T16:32
at 2020-06-19T16:32

By Poppy
at 2020-06-22T02:59
at 2020-06-22T02:59

By Audriana
at 2020-06-24T13:26
at 2020-06-24T13:26

By Eartha
at 2020-06-26T23:54
at 2020-06-26T23:54

By Audriana
at 2020-06-29T10:21
at 2020-06-29T10:21

By Hamiltion
at 2020-07-01T20:48
at 2020-07-01T20:48

By Dinah
at 2020-07-04T07:15
at 2020-07-04T07:15

By Frederic
at 2020-07-06T17:42
at 2020-07-06T17:42

By Annie
at 2020-07-09T04:10
at 2020-07-09T04:10

By John
at 2020-07-11T14:37
at 2020-07-11T14:37

By Selena
at 2020-07-14T01:04
at 2020-07-14T01:04

By Isla
at 2020-07-16T11:31
at 2020-07-16T11:31

By Valerie
at 2020-07-18T21:58
at 2020-07-18T21:58

By Mason
at 2020-07-21T08:26
at 2020-07-21T08:26

By Hedda
at 2020-07-23T18:53
at 2020-07-23T18:53

By Margaret
at 2020-07-26T05:20
at 2020-07-26T05:20

By Doris
at 2020-07-28T15:47
at 2020-07-28T15:47

By Margaret
at 2020-07-31T02:15
at 2020-07-31T02:15

By Candice
at 2020-08-02T12:42
at 2020-08-02T12:42

By James
at 2020-08-04T23:09
at 2020-08-04T23:09

By Enid
at 2020-08-07T09:36
at 2020-08-07T09:36

By Rachel
at 2020-08-09T20:03
at 2020-08-09T20:03

By Susan
at 2020-08-12T06:31
at 2020-08-12T06:31

By Agatha
at 2020-08-14T16:58
at 2020-08-14T16:58

By Susan
at 2020-08-17T03:25
at 2020-08-17T03:25

By Kumar
at 2020-08-19T13:52
at 2020-08-19T13:52

By Daph Bay
at 2020-08-22T00:20
at 2020-08-22T00:20

By Irma
at 2020-08-24T10:47
at 2020-08-24T10:47

By William
at 2020-08-26T21:14
at 2020-08-26T21:14

By Yedda
at 2020-08-29T07:41
at 2020-08-29T07:41

By Kumar
at 2020-08-31T18:08
at 2020-08-31T18:08

By Blanche
at 2020-09-03T04:36
at 2020-09-03T04:36

By Faithe
at 2020-09-05T15:03
at 2020-09-05T15:03

By Olive
at 2020-09-08T01:30
at 2020-09-08T01:30

By Elvira
at 2020-09-10T11:57
at 2020-09-10T11:57

By Erin
at 2020-09-12T22:24
at 2020-09-12T22:24

By Dorothy
at 2020-09-15T08:52
at 2020-09-15T08:52

By Carol
at 2020-09-17T19:19
at 2020-09-17T19:19

By Lydia
at 2020-09-20T05:46
at 2020-09-20T05:46

By Blanche
at 2020-09-22T16:13
at 2020-09-22T16:13

By Caitlin
at 2020-09-25T02:41
at 2020-09-25T02:41

By Regina
at 2020-09-27T13:08
at 2020-09-27T13:08

By Heather
at 2020-09-29T23:35
at 2020-09-29T23:35

By Selena
at 2020-10-02T10:02
at 2020-10-02T10:02

By Mia
at 2020-10-04T20:29
at 2020-10-04T20:29

By Joseph
at 2020-10-07T06:57
at 2020-10-07T06:57

By Agatha
at 2020-10-09T17:24
at 2020-10-09T17:24

By Heather
at 2020-10-12T03:51
at 2020-10-12T03:51

By Brianna
at 2020-10-14T14:18
at 2020-10-14T14:18

By Connor
at 2020-10-17T00:46
at 2020-10-17T00:46

By Delia
at 2020-10-19T11:13
at 2020-10-19T11:13

By Isabella
at 2020-10-21T21:40
at 2020-10-21T21:40

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-10-24T08:07
at 2020-10-24T08:07

By Leila
at 2020-10-26T18:34
at 2020-10-26T18:34

By Hedwig
at 2020-10-29T05:02
at 2020-10-29T05:02

By Quintina
at 2020-10-31T15:29
at 2020-10-31T15:29

By Audriana
at 2020-11-03T01:56
at 2020-11-03T01:56

By Rachel
at 2020-11-05T12:23
at 2020-11-05T12:23

By Andy
at 2020-11-07T22:50
at 2020-11-07T22:50

By Sandy
at 2020-11-10T09:18
at 2020-11-10T09:18

By Eartha
at 2020-11-12T19:45
at 2020-11-12T19:45

By Dinah
at 2020-11-15T06:12
at 2020-11-15T06:12

By Selena
at 2020-11-17T16:39
at 2020-11-17T16:39

By Noah
at 2020-11-20T03:07
at 2020-11-20T03:07

By Charlie
at 2020-11-22T13:34
at 2020-11-22T13:34

By Audriana
at 2020-11-25T00:01
at 2020-11-25T00:01

By Heather
at 2020-11-27T10:28
at 2020-11-27T10:28

By Dinah
at 2020-11-29T20:55
at 2020-11-29T20:55

By Jessica
at 2020-12-02T07:23
at 2020-12-02T07:23

By Daph Bay
at 2020-12-04T17:50
at 2020-12-04T17:50

By Mia
at 2020-12-07T04:17
at 2020-12-07T04:17

By Dorothy
at 2020-12-09T14:44
at 2020-12-09T14:44

By Kyle
at 2020-12-12T01:11
at 2020-12-12T01:11

By Edith
at 2020-12-14T11:39
at 2020-12-14T11:39

By Lydia
at 2020-12-16T22:06
at 2020-12-16T22:06
Related Posts
大家上包養網 遇到龍會繼續嗎?

By Ivy
at 2019-11-12T20:24
at 2019-11-12T20:24
穿黑絲的時機

By Cara
at 2019-11-11T23:18
at 2019-11-11T23:18
襯衫最高

By Kelly
at 2019-11-08T16:11
at 2019-11-08T16:11
日常

By Linda
at 2019-10-30T18:08
at 2019-10-30T18:08
母豬獵人第八章

By Ivy
at 2019-10-25T22:04
at 2019-10-25T22:04