ㄧ起吃燒肉的男女，十之八九上過床 - 成人話題討論

By Hazel
at 2015-05-26T01:35

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標題算是日本人普遍都聽過的調侃

有兩種說法
ㄧ種是反正也做過了
就不用太顧形象
油煙味、吃相那些什麼的都隨便了

另一種是說藉燒肉味可以蓋過女人香水味或旅館香皂味
燒肉店也通常開比較晚有藉口晚歸
方便偷情的人跟另一半唬爛

不過同時也讓真正清白的男女
把ㄧ起吃燒肉視為禁忌
但另一方面也變成約炮跟偷情邀約的暗語
比如今天有個男同事邀女同事單獨去吃燒肉
那就是性暗示很明顯的邀約了

不過台灣版的要改成什麼呢？
臭豆腐？鐵板燒？吃到飽？
吃這些都臭臭der啊
會不會吃吃下面也開始癢癢der
就....癢癢又臭臭der了>\\\\\<

西斯點：

很久很久以前的某個下午
床伴搭小黃來找我
司機是個老老der 大概60歲的男生吧

等她來的時候剛好我有點無聊
就要她在計程車上自慰給司機聽
我在line這頭也要聽到
結果聽說下車時司機找零的手抖個不停

ㄧ路平安ㄧ路平安
危險行為請勿模仿

P.s.
如果寫篇西斯版約炮心得之類的廢文
會有人想看嗎
好啦應該沒有晚安

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By Steve
at 2015-05-29T09:43

癢

By Steve
at 2015-06-01T17:50

真的嗎？我星期六才吃了五顆我自會烤的生蠔

By Wallis
at 2015-06-05T01:57

燒肉飯可以嗎

By Isabella
at 2015-06-08T10:04

火鍋啦

By Kelly
at 2015-06-11T18:11

這篇沒有自犬臭 Hebe 五樓自切

By Olga
at 2015-06-15T02:18

好啊趕快反正也沒人看

By Una
at 2015-06-18T10:25

......

By Edwina
at 2015-06-21T18:32

五樓想練神功早說嘛

By Callum
at 2015-06-25T02:40

遞刀

By Valerie
at 2015-06-28T10:47

五樓前面那兩個字是啥梗

By Mia
at 2015-07-01T18:54

哼我偏不講

By Lily
at 2015-07-05T03:01

撇目大點五樓還是要切

By Mia
at 2015-07-08T11:08

五樓真男人

By Ursula
at 2015-07-11T19:15

五樓加油

By Gary
at 2015-07-15T03:22

麥當勞救你，五樓

By Kristin
at 2015-07-18T11:30

五樓可以實況嗎？

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-21T19:37

那就也吃燒肉就好啦，一堆宵夜場的！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-25T03:44

一起做過愛的男女，十之八九上過床(廢話)

By Kama
at 2015-07-28T11:51

因為五樓所以爆，沒有的話五樓

By Xanthe
at 2015-07-31T19:58

西斯比汪踢好約所以心得文應該不少

By Joe
at 2015-08-04T04:05

想到zsh要被踩蛋蛋，後續有人知道嗎？@@

By Noah
at 2015-08-07T12:12

五樓go

By Anonymous
at 2015-08-10T20:19

五樓快開實況

By Regina
at 2015-08-14T04:27

五樓勇者

By Steve
at 2015-08-17T12:34

白大嗅 hehe

By John
at 2015-08-20T20:41

目太糗

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-08-24T04:48

只有我覺得西斯點超變態嗎覺得噁心

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-27T12:55

１００p我解救你哈哈

By Connor
at 2015-08-30T21:02

五樓你看看你

By Hardy
at 2015-09-03T05:09

五樓真男人

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-06T13:17

我好想救五樓喔！母太

By Delia
at 2015-09-09T21:24

長姿勢

By Odelette
at 2015-09-13T05:31

目犬螑 Heha

By Necoo
at 2015-09-16T13:38

五樓你是多會聯想啊？那麼愛Hebe喔？

By Jacky
at 2015-09-19T21:45

原來如此！！

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-23T05:52

癢

By Una
at 2015-09-26T13:59

噓你西斯點

By Olivia
at 2015-09-29T22:06

5樓平安

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-03T06:14

臭

By Cara
at 2015-10-06T14:21

等5樓啊～

By Liam
at 2015-10-09T22:28

原本要推癢，但西斯點不能接受

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-13T06:35

hehe

By Mia
at 2015-10-16T14:42

5F XDDDDDD

By Susan
at 2015-10-19T22:49

五樓老梗，還是一堆人看的哈哈笑

By Mason
at 2015-10-23T06:56

自

By Vanessa
at 2015-10-26T15:04

XD 5F

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-29T23:11

西斯點我不相信...

By Hazel
at 2015-11-02T07:18

5樓你...

By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-05T15:25

白大香 haha五樓我來救你

By Andy
at 2015-11-08T23:32

西斯點我不信

By Mia
at 2015-11-12T07:39

司機：幹，第一次載到女鬼在車上自慰好可怕

By Lucy
at 2015-11-15T15:46

床伴一定不正

By Olga
at 2015-11-18T23:53

我聽你在胡爛

By Jacob
at 2015-11-22T08:01

百太昊 Habe 五樓不用謝

By Tom
at 2015-11-25T16:08

司機：居然在我車上打飛機

By Zanna
at 2015-11-29T00:15

飛機尻了，司機的手都在抖了

By Poppy
at 2015-12-02T08:22

癢

By Odelette
at 2015-12-05T16:29

我和我們家社區大樓的清潔歐巴桑，在社區辦活動時同桌吃燒肉
問題我沒有幹過她，她也沒幹過我啊。

By Mary
at 2015-12-09T00:36

意圖使人推__

By Regina
at 2015-12-12T08:43

Haha hehe

By Ina
at 2015-12-15T16:51

...不喜歡西斯點

By Kyle
at 2015-12-19T00:58

癢

By Joseph
at 2015-12-22T09:05

癢（咦

By Regina
at 2015-12-25T17:12

相愛的七種設計。

By Jacob
at 2015-12-29T01:19

原來是這樣

By Ethan
at 2016-01-01T09:26

癢

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-04T17:33

推文雜交笑瘋

By Caroline
at 2016-01-08T01:40

癢之亂

ㄧ起吃燒肉的男女，十之八九上過床 - 成人話題討論

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