「我要把妳弄破皮」　鹹濕簡訊掀不倫 - 成人話題討論

By Zanna
at 2015-02-13T11:07

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※ 引述《Dontco (東摳)》之銘言：
: 老公外遇偷吃，妻子怒告後卻通常都會放過老公，對小三告到底！
: 《自由時報》報導，已婚38歲葉男與27歲鍾女婚外情，葉男妻子發現丈夫手
: 機裡竟有「3次全部射裡面」、「我要把妳弄破皮」等鹹濕簡訊，控告葉男
: 與鍾女妨害家庭，但在偵查期間，葉妻對丈夫撤告，葉男獲不起訴處分，鍾
: 女則未獲原諒遭起訴。（即時新聞中心／綜合報導）
: http://goo.gl/dxNPey
: 請問五樓我可以弄破你的皮嗎

那女伴手機裡
什麼樣的簡訊會讓你覺得頭重重的？

「膝蓋有沒有破皮？」->被doggystyle過

「嘴巴還會不會酸痛？」->被oral sex過

「還會頭暈嗎？車子空調不是很好」->車震過

「大腿還會抽筋嗎？」->雙腿被扛在肩膀上過

「還會苦嗎？」->已經被餵喝過了

「手還會酸嗎？」->被火車便當過

「今天去廁所還好吧？」->野砲了

ps.我有次很不道德看過女友的msn

看到她回朋友說：「我好幸福」

我還蠻開心的，覺得自己有給她幸福

然後分手後

有次看記錄才發現沒看完

「我好幸福」的下一句是「有兩個男人同時愛我」。

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By Hedy
at 2015-02-16T08:16

不要哭下個會更好 5F給你肛

By Jacky
at 2015-02-19T05:25

老馬你......XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-02-22T02:34

五樓是你？

By Iris
at 2015-02-24T23:43

補

By Jack
at 2015-02-27T20:52

馬兄最近火力無限！

By Frederica
at 2015-03-02T18:01

By Connor
at 2015-03-05T15:10

咦？原來是你

By Frederic
at 2015-03-08T12:19

哈哈哈，老馬又來綠一下了

By Ursula
at 2015-03-11T09:28

感謝老馬讓我的眼睛保持健康

By Vanessa
at 2015-03-14T06:37

By Frederica
at 2015-03-17T03:46

哈哈哈~

By Caitlin
at 2015-03-20T00:55

保護眼睛..

By Harry
at 2015-03-22T22:05

顏色正確

By Isla
at 2015-03-25T19:14

哈哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2015-03-28T16:23

老馬深綠成這樣在下不禁感佩

By Lydia
at 2015-03-31T13:32

綠光

By Adele
at 2015-04-03T10:41

好險有最後一句，不然懷疑非本人XDD

By Jake
at 2015-04-06T07:50

新雙人枕頭

By Frederic
at 2015-04-09T04:59

我想這顏色剛好適合你！

By Ivy
at 2015-04-12T02:08

顏射正確...

By Kristin
at 2015-04-14T23:17

綠綠DER

By Iris
at 2015-04-17T20:26

這是3P還是劈腿兩種狀況有插耶

By Steve
at 2015-04-20T17:35

P腿啦QAQ

By Kristin
at 2015-04-23T14:44

XDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-04-26T11:53

拍拍~ XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-29T09:02

艾倫大你笑的好開心哇哈哈哈嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚…

By Bennie
at 2015-05-02T06:11

兩個男人可以是爸爸跟你阿

By Andy
at 2015-05-05T03:20

這才是西濕版的老馬，老馬綠綠

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-08T00:29

溫馨推

By Belly
at 2015-05-10T21:38

老馬一直是深綠的~~~~ 囧

By Elvira
at 2015-05-13T18:47

墨綠啦

By Catherine
at 2015-05-16T15:56

綠慘

By Gary
at 2015-05-19T13:06

你一定是為了社會和諧才說自己是墨綠齁投你一票

By Yedda
at 2015-05-22T10:15

By Frederica
at 2015-05-25T07:24

最近怎麼越來越多婊子

By Lauren
at 2015-05-28T04:33

馬叔抱抱！！！

By Dora
at 2015-05-31T01:42

兩個可以腦補一個是爸爸一個是你 3個就.....

By Kyle
at 2015-06-02T22:51

綠綠的

By Annie
at 2015-06-05T20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2015-06-08T17:09

幹

By Jacky
at 2015-06-11T14:18

慘耶你

By Caitlin
at 2015-06-14T11:27

...

By Oliver
at 2015-06-17T08:36

拍拍

By Regina
at 2015-06-20T05:45

哭哭識途綠馬

By Dorothy
at 2015-06-23T02:54

老馬你到底綠幾次啊

By Queena
at 2015-06-26T00:03

保護眼睛

By Megan
at 2015-06-28T21:12

顏色正確

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-01T18:21

好慘啊

By Ivy
at 2015-07-04T15:30

有綠有推

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-07T12:39

不知道該不該推…

By Jacky
at 2015-07-10T09:48

靠杯阿這女的

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-13T06:57

綠綠的…

By Yedda
at 2015-07-16T04:07

老馬別哭啊我肩膀借你

By Faithe
at 2015-07-19T01:16

三個還有爺爺啊

By Carol
at 2015-07-21T22:25

我推文顏色應該沒錯吧

By Lucy
at 2015-07-24T19:34

馬哥威武我覺得男人要這樣才能免疫

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-27T16:43

辛苦了

By James
at 2015-07-30T13:52

跨平台女友

By Jessica
at 2015-08-02T11:01

老馬別哭

By Christine
at 2015-08-05T08:10

兩個愛妳不夠，那妳有找第3個嘛？

By John
at 2015-08-08T05:19

給你個綠

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-11T02:28

你到底認證過多少表小姐

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-13T23:37

兩根不夠有沒有多要一根呢

By Hedda
at 2015-08-16T20:46

綠綠老馬哥老馬哥你真得這麼綠嗎?

By Audriana
at 2015-08-19T17:55

帽子一頂不夠戴，那你有再戴一頂嗎?

By Hardy
at 2015-08-22T15:04

拍拍

By Connor
at 2015-08-25T12:13

一堆綠Z 我就遇不到zzz

By Michael
at 2015-08-28T09:22

很好啊幹嘛綠XD

By Freda
at 2015-08-31T06:31

對不起我笑出來了

By Belly
at 2015-09-03T03:40

超級綠XD

By Kristin
at 2015-09-06T00:49

you have a green thumb

By Selena
at 2015-09-08T21:58

綠到發光拉XD

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-11T19:08

顏色正確

By William
at 2015-09-14T16:17

XXDDD

By Isla
at 2015-09-17T13:26

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By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-20T10:35

綠油油...

By Damian
at 2015-09-23T07:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2015-09-26T04:53

綠到發光

By Delia
at 2015-09-29T02:02

老馬你XD

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-01T23:11

顏色正確

By William
at 2015-10-04T20:20

拍拍

By Ursula
at 2015-10-07T17:29

搞不好是你跟她爸，結論別下太早

By Victoria
at 2015-10-10T14:38

你是不是有吸引婊子的體質？

By Olga
at 2015-10-13T11:47

慘XD

By Mason
at 2015-10-16T08:56

老馬這篇顏色正確

By Regina
at 2015-10-19T06:05

綠推

By Rosalind
at 2015-10-22T03:14

好綠啊

By George
at 2015-10-25T00:23

老馬你把天賦表打開看看，是不是點到婊子吸引了

By Anonymous
at 2015-10-27T21:32

By Lydia
at 2015-10-30T18:41

綠綠der

By Mia
at 2015-11-02T15:50

顏色正確！拍到骨架都散的老馬~~

By Joe
at 2015-11-05T12:59

"腰還會痛嗎"

By Anonymous
at 2015-11-08T10:09

不會了感謝

By Yuri
at 2015-11-11T07:18

推的綠色

By Charlotte
at 2015-11-14T04:27

推，老馬帥哥

By Yuri
at 2015-11-17T01:36

拍拍～

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-11-19T22:45

XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-11-22T19:54

拍拍給你綠

By Hedy
at 2015-11-25T17:03

其實一個是他爸你誤會了

By Necoo
at 2015-11-28T14:12

太綠啦xs

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-12-01T11:21

拍拍，雖然我笑了

By Queena
at 2015-12-04T08:30

就是這個顏色

By Hedy
at 2015-12-07T05:39

別難過

By Sarah
at 2015-12-10T02:48

兩個剛剛好

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-12T23:57

RRRRRRR 哩洗蛙ㄟ兄弟~~~

By Selena
at 2015-12-15T21:06

深綠無誤

By Connor
at 2015-12-18T18:15

綠炸了

By Jack
at 2015-12-21T15:24

馬P！

By Wallis
at 2015-12-24T12:33

By Emily
at 2015-12-27T09:42

這不是笑話嗎....莫非它真實上演了

By Eartha
at 2015-12-30T06:51

綠軍歡迎你

By Liam
at 2016-01-02T04:00

一個是他爸，有啥好奇怪

By Quanna
at 2016-01-05T01:10

By Selena
at 2016-01-07T22:19

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2016-01-10T19:28

歡迎加入泛綠聯盟

By Liam
at 2016-01-13T16:37

老馬的綠是從體內散發出來的

By Harry
at 2016-01-16T13:46

http://ppt.cc/BjWC

By Donna
at 2016-01-19T10:55

拍拍

By Lydia
at 2016-01-22T08:04

可惜沒辦法綠爆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Ivy
at 2016-01-25T05:13

又綠一發了

By Lauren
at 2016-01-28T02:22

歡迎加入運動家隊

By Selena
at 2016-01-30T23:31

By Puput
at 2016-02-02T20:40

QQ給推

By Hazel
at 2016-02-05T17:49

拍....

By Mia
at 2016-02-08T14:58

爸爸和男友？

By Franklin
at 2016-02-11T12:07

識途綠馬 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2016-02-14T09:16

大家都給綠快過年給個紅沾喜氣

By Doris
at 2016-02-17T06:25

顏色正確

By David
at 2016-02-20T03:34

補推

By Lily
at 2016-02-23T00:43

幫補

By Oscar
at 2016-02-25T21:52

感謝樓上，再補!!!

By Doris
at 2016-02-28T19:01

每次眼睛疲勞痠痛看了老馬的文都會馬上有活力

By Gary
at 2016-03-02T16:11

補刀王

By Elma
at 2016-03-05T13:20

推了

By Emma
at 2016-03-08T10:29

還好不是我好幸福，每天都不同根

By Cara
at 2016-03-11T07:38

樓上.....Orz

By Dora
at 2016-03-14T04:47

很奇怪就是有人偷吃都不擦嘴，訊息都留著當寶

By Oscar
at 2016-03-17T01:56

拍拍

By Kama
at 2016-03-19T23:05

保護眼睛！鞏固牙齒！綠綠der老馬我最愛（被揍

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-22T20:14

笑了哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2016-03-25T17:23

綠綠的~

By Ula
at 2016-03-28T14:32

綠綠的

By Emma
at 2016-03-31T11:41

綠死了你

By Ida
at 2016-04-03T08:50

老馬又綠了

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-04-06T05:59

老馬怎麼那麼多綠綠啊><

By Dinah
at 2016-04-09T03:08

拍拍

By Hardy
at 2016-04-12T00:17

哈哈

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-14T21:26

老馬...

By Jacky
at 2016-04-17T18:35

先給我一個底，讓我知道你綠幾次，超好奇

By Erin
at 2016-04-20T15:44

天XD

By Gilbert
at 2016-04-23T12:53

笑了哈哈哈

By Yuri
at 2016-04-26T10:02

神人..已經百毒不侵惹

By Elvira
at 2016-04-29T07:12

對不起笑了

By Hazel
at 2016-05-02T04:21

拍拍

By Jacob
at 2016-05-05T01:30

顏射正確啊！

By Ethan
at 2016-05-07T22:39

綠給推...

By Isla
at 2016-05-10T19:48

老馬識途老馬識途老馬

By Bethany
at 2016-05-13T16:57

淡淡的哀傷.....

By Leila
at 2016-05-16T14:06

森林系老馬

By Kelly
at 2016-05-19T11:15

綠帝

By Charlie
at 2016-05-22T08:24

綠馬綠馬

By Donna
at 2016-05-25T05:33

拍拍別難過

By Agatha
at 2016-05-28T02:42

靠北還有墨綠梗XDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-30T23:51

拍拍<(▔ c▔)y▂ξ

By Madame
at 2016-06-02T21:00

爸爸

By Una
at 2016-06-05T18:09

推了

By Rebecca
at 2016-06-08T15:18

推～

「我要把妳弄破皮」　鹹濕簡訊掀不倫 - 成人話題討論

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